Round 2
A/N: To make up for a major personality mistake I made in the last chapter, I'm updating early. I am very sorry, and if Master Monkey is reading this, please don't kill me. I'm sorry I made you totally OOC. I checked your bio again, and I got you char all wrong. Again, very sorry and I will also be updating on Thursday if anyone still reads this. I'm very sorry and will understand any flames that come my way. Again, sorry.
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I own nothing, that being said, on to round 2!
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Veggirl:
No Mantis, I don't have a problem with your size. I'm kinda small myself. nervous laugh
All right then,
Po: What were you expecting when your dad told you he needed to tell you something he should have told you a long time ago?
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Po: I dunno, maybe, why he's a goose with a panda son? Still trying desperately to figure it out, dude. I've got no idea.
Mantis: Oh, okay. And don't worry about your size. After all, I'm the size of a bug and I held up the Thread of Hope with a leopard, viper, langur, and a tigress on it. Don't let your size control your limitations!
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Tucker from blood gulch:
Thanks for he tip merk, but I know the fu xi fingerhold, and I can make some pretty awesome salsa!
oh, and I'm sorry for angering you master tigress. It'll never happen again (same to you, shifu)
to crane: are you annoyed at all that whenever you are practicing calligraphy, you get messed up by someone?
Po: you didn't answer my question (or was that sarcasm? Its hard to tell with just a script)
tai lung: dude you seriously have anger management issues (and you're in denial), check into the crazy hotel before it's too late...
Also, do any of you know how to please an angry ghost? (my friend, church, was team killed by caboose and sheila (a tank), and has been a real arse since tex, his ex girlfriend, got blown up.)
learn humility po, its your last hope for a Kung fu panda 2!
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Master Shifu: Apology accepted.
Crane: It gets kind of annoying, but I understand. Po's new and he is still trying to figure things out, but it would be nice to have a quiet night again.
Po: I meant, ya know, even if I was crushing on one of them, we're all here, and Merk is just typing what we say, so the others could hear and, just wait a moment, guys! Could ya clear out for a minute? Please?
All but Po and Merk: (exit)
Po: (whispers) Tigress is hot, but Viper thinks I'm cute, and she is, too. I'm gonna try asking her out one of these days. And I'll try, for a sequel!
All: (return)
Tai Lung: . . . (The authoress thinks now is the time to start making the salsa, yer gunna need it)
Merk: Have you tried eating garlic bread? I hear it works pretty well on the undead, and Poppa John's makes some real good stuff!
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ninjalara54VirusesMondhexefan:
hey again and thank you for the answers :) i literaly LMAO at Mantis's respose... even though it wasn't much of one lol (is it possible to elaborate :P) but i still have a couple more questions hehe
tai lung: we all know that the dragon scroll was the source of your rage and evetually that you assumably grew to hate master shifu, but if you wanted revenge i was quite curious as to why you spared the Furious Five's lives (not that im complaining - im glad you did :))? Dont you think you would have a better chance of succeeding with the element of surprise and without the Furious Five getting in your way? Why did yoshow sympathy for them?
All (including Master Shifu and Po) : If you were each granted one wish what would it be? (and no tai lung, it doesn't include u getting the 'real' dragon scroll because there was only one lol.
From Round 1(that I didn't notice, so beyond amazingly sorry):
po: if you know that you're a big panda (and proud of it) then why do you have such a tiny bed? - no insult intended lol.
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Merk: He was somewhat insulted, you may want to follow the advice I gave Tucker and learn to make salsa. Good luck, thank you for your nice words, and I'll hold him off for as long as I can! (tries to grab Mantis)(fails)(cries)(eats a cookie)
Tai Lung: It was not sympathy, I wanted Shifu to know that I was willing to be civilized if he would simply give me the scroll. And yes, there is only one 'real' scroll, and I shall find it!
Master Shifu: I would wish Master Oogway's return.
Monkey: I would wish that Merk got my character right.
Merk: Hey! (is promptly ignored)
Po: I would wish for an awesome sequel! And that's just shat my dad can afford. Tatami mats are cheap, but beds cost a lot and take up room I don't have.
Tigress: I suppose I would wish for the Valley of Peace to be safe.
Viper: I would wish for more screen time.
Mantis: Likewise! And I'm gonna get you for the short joke!
Crane: I would wish for a calligraphy studio.
Master Oogway: I would wish for fate to run its course peacefully.
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Wolf Mystic:
Okizzays, i'll take a crack at it. XD All right,
Master Crane: You're my favorite out of the Furious Five, by the way, um, is it tough? You know. Being the 'Mother Hen', so everyone calls you?
Master Mantis: I completely get why you're afraid of female Mantises, but, are you afraid of anything else?
Master Shifu: Shifu, you know you're one of my favorites, and, i love ya, man, but, couldn't you have given Tai Lung a bit more...sympathy when he wasn't chosen to be the Dragon Warrior?
Tai Lung: Okay, Tai Lung, you're definately my favorite. I love you a lot and i feel really bad for you, and, think you've been treated very unfairly over the years, but, why did you rampage on the entire valley? It's not their fault. And, don't start going on about your scroll again.
Po: If you had a choice, would you choose chocolate cake, or, chocolate ice cream? ...What?! All my other questions were serious!
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Crane: It can get hard, trying to keep the peace and all, but it's worth it, you know? And thanks for the compliment, it is appreciated!
Mantis: Nothing I'd say in from of Po.
Po: Hey!
Master Shifu: I suppose I trusted Master Oogway more than myself, and obviously that was how fate had chosen to unravel, seeing as how the Valley is safe and we have found our Dragon Warrior.
Tai Lung: Those wretches asked for it! They mocked my pain, I would like to see any of them master the thousand scrolls! And the true Dragon Scroll shall be mine!
Po: Ice cream, duh! It's cold and awesome and really good!
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10Lou01:
Hey its me again! :D
Tigress stop telling yourself your not pretty because you are and I'm shure the lads and Viper will agree with me.
Just because you are extreamly brave, swift, strong, and intellectual does not mean your not pretty.
Anyways for the question for Po: What happened to your mother? As we never saw or heard anything about her. And what did she look like?
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Tigress: . . . Thank you.
Po: Um, yeah, okay, so, like, I think she's in India, or maybe it was Guatemala, or, um, Australlia? I dunno. Heh.
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MizzStarlight:
Ha! That was awesome! Anyways, I've got two questions each for Tai Lung and Tigress:
Tai Lung:
1. If Tigress hadn't been followed by Viper, Crane, Monkey and Mantis, would the fight at the Thread of Hope gone any differently? Would you of said anything that you might not of said because the rest of her team was around? And this time, tell the truth!
2. What exactly happened at the Chor-Ghom prison? You couldn't of been shackled there day after day for 20 years. I mean, if that were me, I'd go insane!
Tigress:
1. As mentioned before, you have been, pretty much, paired up with everyone. My question to you is who, by your choice, would have best suited you?
2. After not getting the title of Dragon Warrior, did you ever relate to Tai Lung afterwards?
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Tai Lung: I honestly would not have said anything different because I have no romantic feelings for her. As for Chor Gom? I meditated, mentally going over every aspect of my fighting styles and perfecting them to a point.
Tigress: Had I no other choice, you mean? I suppose I would choose Viper because there would be no pressure for children and the relationship would not affect my Kung Fu practice. I will never feel anything but the utmost hatred for that traitor.
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Blackgryphon91:
First off, I would like to say hello to all and that this was a wonderful idea. I loved round one. Now, On to the questions!
My first question is to Tai Lung: Now, you had extreme confidence in your ability to succeed and gain the Dragon Scroll, which is a great thing to have and one of the large things I like about you, and, of course, you have every right to have this confidence, having learned the thousand scrolls of Kung Fu. But, after the fight you had with Po, did you ever think that it could have been overconfidence in your abilities that didn't allow you to win?
My second question is to all of the Furious Five: It can be very difficult to live under the same roof with the same people for any given amount of time, and usually there are a few fights throughout the time that they are together. My point being, have any of you ever fought each other, and if you have, who was the person you fought with and why? And who would usually be the one to break up these fights?
Lastly I would like to say to Crane: I envy your patience and seemingly endless calm. I know you meditate to help keep you calm, but at times I don't know how that would even be enough. oh, and you're awesome. last thing I'm gonna say. (and I owe Po for that quote.)
ps Cyber cookies to all! They be all white chocolate! ur all awesome!
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Tai Lung: Clearly I was too assured and let my guard down, thank you for stating the obvious.
Mantis: I usually fight with Monkey over stuff like, you know, stuff and stuff.
Monkey: We fight, but it's all playful. No, that does not give slash writers license to pair us up. Crane has it bad enough. Merk paired him with Po and Tai Lung. Heh, I doubt he's ever going to live it down.
Tigress: I do not fight unless it is a spar.
Viper: Yeah, I'm usually pretty good with avoiding fights.
Crane: Mantis. Why? Because he seems to think that just because Merk is shipping us together, Po and me, means I like-like him. I don't.
Merk: Aeeeek!! White chocolate cookies!! Dear god, will you marry me?
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ScourgeChan:
For Crane: What's with the hat? Is there a story behind it?
For Tai Lung: Shifu raised you from a cub to a strong warrior. Sure, his so-called "weakness" prevented you from becoming the Dragon Warrior, but it was also Shifu who trained you, made you stronger, and sculpted you into a master fighter. In short, he made you everything you are today. So, could you have really killed him without feeling any remorse whatsoever?
For Tigress: Will you ever eat Po's cooking?
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Crane: Not really, it just blocks the sun when I fly so I can see my opponents easier.
Tai Lung: After rotting in prison for twenty years? I would have killed anyone, though I may have had a few regrets, I doubt it.
Tigress: I have. (Monosyllabic answers for the win!!)
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The Geeky Brunette:
To Po: I'm curious... What would you say you were like as a cub?
To Tai Lung: Okay, so if you were seriously chained down in Chor-Ghom for 20 whole years, how in the heck did you retain all the power and skill to break out of there without practice?
To Master Shifu: First off - and I'm going to go a little Po-esque here - you're awesome. Train me. Please. I'll listen well, and I don't start at level zero...I don't think.
To Monkey: So have you figured out who in the world's been stealing your cookies? puts hands up BTW, don't look at me; I don't like almonds.
To Master Oogway: How long have you been training Shifu, if you don't mind me asking?
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Po: I was as awesome then as I am now!
Tai Lung: Well, that's not saying much.
Po: Hey, I still kicked your ass!!
Tai Lung: And now the rating ascends to a 'T'
Po: Crap.
Tai Lung: Indeed. As I said before, I meditated on my methods.
Master Shifu: Perhaps, if you can find the Palace. (evil smirk)
Monkey: Not yet, but I will avenge my cookies! (crazy twitching ensues)
Merk: sigh (sweatdrop)
Master Oogway: I have trained him for as long as he has been trained.
Merk: Don't ask, I don't get him either.
Master Oogway: (smile)
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corset-rebellion-follower:
Hello again, Merk and Furious Five, and Shifu, and Tai Lung. Thanks for answering my questions. I only have two questions this time.
Po: I know that you have these awesome throwing stars stuck in your wall, and posters of the Five and their action figures and stuff. So wouldn't your dad sort of notice a curve of the stuff you own that didn't lead towards noodles, and therefore would not have been as surprised when you told him that you love kung fu and you didn't really have the noodle dream?
Shifu: In the movie, Master Oogway calls you his friend, and does not address you as his student. So did you come to the Jade Palace to train as a child, or did you come later in your life because you knew Master Oogway?
Once again, thanks for answering my questions. Here's some cyber cookies for all! They're chocolate with macadamia nuts. I would have made chocolate chip, but my dog ate them all. Holla!
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Po: Nope! He thought I just liked Master Tigress, and figured I had a total, um, crush on her.
Tigress: (eyebrow goes up)
Master Shifu: I came to Master Oogway as a young child, and he trained me as a son.
Merk: Macadamias are win!! You rock! And that's another reason I'm able to update so early! Plenty of cookies coming in, so my muses have been quiet. Too quiet. (shifty eyes)
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RekonNairu:
Tai Lung: It doesn't matter that you're a little older than her. Humbert Humbert was 28 years older than Lolita. Plus, you had just gotten out of jail, where you had been surrounded by nothing but 10 male rhinos. Don't tell me you weren't the least bit interested in the fierce, independent and radiantly beautiful cat warrior that kicked you in the face. Admit that you were flirting when you casually leaned on the guard rails and asked "Where's the Dragon Warrior?"
Master Oogway: I think you should take "If a tree falls in forrest but no one is around to here it does it make a sound?" off your list of Zen questions. It has been answered by physics. When a tree falls is creates vibrations in the surrounding area. Just because a person is not around to perceive these vibrations does not mean that they do not exist. Will you revise the Zen question?
(To Mrs. Mercury Megatron: You don't have to put in my second question.)
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Tai Lung: (growls) I was not! A true warrior can control such despicable emotions as lust!
Master Oogway: Zen is an ever-changing state, never set in stone, young one.
Merk: But I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! :)
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Kippis05:
Again, I will ask another round of questions based strictly on the answers that I was given the first time around... To Monkey, Mantis, Crane, and Viper, (and Master Oogway, if you can hear me) I love you all!
So, Tai Lung:
You said that the Dragon Scroll was a forgery. And clearly enough, Master Oogway enjoyed his share of mystifying everyone with something I call 'Fortune-Cookie wisdom'... So my question to you is: Why do you believe that you are the only person deserving of earning the title of 'Dragon Warrior'?
And Po, of course:
How has your training come along since (rolls eyes to a certain snow leopard) was defeated.. Have you made it past the Adversary? Oh, and by the way: 'Skadoosh' has become my favorite and most frequently used term, thank you very much!
Tigress:
Believe it or not, many of us fan fiction writers find you to be our favorite character to write about. Now I know that you must be a bit tense after all of these questions about you and Po being together, and I'll admit that even though you might not think that it makes any sense, it doesn't seem too far a leap (I'm sorry but that's my own opinion). So I guess I'll pull off of that subject and ask you something a bit less.. personal: What do you like to do in your free time?
And Master Shifu:
During the movie, you always were tense and apprehensive, for obvious reasons (shoots another sharp glance at Tai Lung)... So, do you think that you have finally achieved true inner peace, or was Tai Lung's defeat just the first stepping stone to a road of self-healing?
To the author: This was a fantastic idea! Praise and glory to you for your fanfic awesomeness!
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Tai Lung: Clearly I have shown that I am willing to work the hardest for it, so therefore, I deserve it more than anyone else.
Po: It's awesome! I've totally got that hacky-sack beat!! I rock! And so does Skadoosh!
Tigress: Meditation and assessment are the best ways to improve one's Kung Fu, so when I am not on the course, in the spar ring, or in a battle, I think of what I can improve on. And I will allow you to have your own opinion, but I have no further feelings than respect for the panda.
Master Shifu: The road to inner peace is a long and tedious journey, but with Po's help, I am certain it can be achieved.
Merk: (bows) Thank you, thank you, no photos, please! (dorky grin) Thank you for your kind words.
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