Round 3
A/N: Um, ain't got nuttin' ta say! Me no own.
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Pricat:
This is awesome!
Po you're my fave out of the Furious Five besides Monkey . Viper and Oogway.
Ithe Dragon Scroll gave you super powers, what would they be?
Would you love to be a rock god?
Does your Dad ever think your love of Kung Fu/Furious Five was weird or judge ya for it? (Cause I'm obessessed with you and Kung FU)
iF YOU HAD A KID, WOULD YOU WANT HIM/HER TO BE INTO KARATE LIKE YOU OR IF THEY'RE INTO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE COOKING OR MUSIC?
What's your star sign in the Chinese Zodiac because mine is the Dragon because I was born in the last year of the Dragon.
That's all I'm gonna asl ya for now.
Tou're my fave Dragon Warrior.
Skadooshness!
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Po: I am? Awesome! Um, superpowers? Wow, that'd be sweet! Um, maybe, like, super strength like Mantis? And flying? And awesomeness? But I already have that last one! A rock god? Heck, yeah! Merk let me try Guitar Hero III, I am rock legend!! Naw, he thought is was something I'd grow out of eventually, so he just let it go. He's cool. If I had a kid? Wow, deep. Um, I'd want 'em to be into whatever they thought was awesome! Seriously? You're a dragon, too? Sweet! Skadoosh!
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corset-rebellion-follower:
Hey, everyone, it's me again. You're probably sick of hearing from me but that's too bad, cuz I'll keep coming back! Here are my questions.
Tai Lung: Ok, dude, look, I know you want the Dragon Scroll. I get that. I know that it hurt to be denied the thing you worked so hard for. And it's good to want to be the best that you can be, man, but seriously... you lost. Twice. And there's nothing that you can do about that. It's in the past. I guess my real question is what are you going to do with your life now that you lost the Dragon Scroll a second time? I mean, if you try and take it again, Po will just swoop down and skadoosh your butt into the next century again. That Wuxi finger hold is no joke.(Man, that sounded disheartening. Sorry.)
Tigress: I've noticed from a lot of the answers you've given to other questions that your life is centered around Kung fu. But isn't that a little bit unhealthy? Seriously, no offense meant, but why don't you get a second hobby, like Crane has calligraphy and Mantis has his acupunture? I mean, even Shifu has meditating as a hobby, sort of. I even get a little nuts with my fanfiction sometimes, but I never think about it so much as you do about kung fu. It's good to take a vacation every now and then. And I hear Fiji is wonderful this time of year. Just saying.
Ok, thanks for putting up with me again, and sadly, I have no more cyber cookies. However, I do have glasses of cyber fruit punch! And look! They even have little paper umbrellas!
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Tai Lung: Imbecile. I intend to train harder and take my revenge! I shall challenge him to a rematch! And this time, I won't underestimate him.
Merk: God, Tai! Will you stop insulting people?!
Tai Lung: No.
Tigress: I appreciate your concern, but nothing about Kung Fu is unhealthy, and one can only truly be a master if they dedicate themselves to it completely.
Merk: Yay!! Fruit punch! I's having a party, now! Much thanks to you! (twirls the paper umbrella, totally mystified)
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Tokokono:
Alrighty, I'll take another shot at this;
Master Shifu, you are obviously hold amazing and unrivaled skill in the discipline of Kung Fu, yet I wonder, what are your views on the other disciplines? Tae Kwon Do, Karate, Jujitsu etc. Do you think they are simpler than Kung Fu? Or are they equally powerful to the mind and body?
Note; Tae Kwon Do black belt speaking here, so, I'd suggest not talking down on it. Rargh. XD
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Master Shifu: I feel that you cannot compare an apple to a plum and be able to say one is better than the other.
Merk: Wow, deep. Dude, good luck figuring that out!
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Open Season Fangirl5000:
Hello I'm a big fan of Kung Fu Panda and I just wanna say all of you rock! And now, I have some very important questions for Master Shifu and Po.
For Shifu: I've seen everyone keep asking the same question about what kind of animal you are. Doesn't it bother you that nobody can figure out that you're a red panda? I don't blame them for asking but you are the very FIRST red panda to be ever shown on film. And one more thing...at the end when you told Po you weren't dying, you scare us quite a scare! Did you do that on purpose or just for the humor of it?
For Po: Have you ever been put on a diet before? If so, did you hated it? Cause I know it takes time to lose some weight. You seem to enjoy being the chubby panda everyone knows and loves and that's fine with me cause you don't have to be thin to do anything such as doing kung fu. Speaking of that, what were you thoughts when you discover Master Oogway pick you to be the dragon warrior? And how did you learn so much about your kung fu history?
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Master Shifu: (smirks evilly) Yes.
Po: Dude! I don't even get what you said! And I have to live with you!
Tigress: Po?
Po: Yeah?
Tigress: Just answer the girl's questions.
Po: Wha-? Oh, yeah! Um, not really. I've never tried dieting cuz it just seemed, you know, weird. And dad never would let me, cuz he said a boy my age needs to eat. Heh, yeah, that's dad for ya. Um, when I was picked? I thought I was havin' a dream. And I read scrolls about Kung Fu at the library! All our history is recorded there!
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Ninja(the authoress has grown tired of trying to type out your whole name, so, from now on, by Po's brilliant idea, you shall be know as, Ninja!):
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Oh I'm 'petrified' Mantis :P don't you worry, I'll be albe to defend myself with bug spray the moment you arrive haha
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Mantis: . . .
Po: Dude, run. Just run!
Tigress: (smirk) This should be interesting.
Crane: (sigh) I'll get a bucket.
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MizzStarlight:
Lol, awesome new chapter, I couldn't stop grinning even after I'd read it! Did I mention how great this idea was? Hehe, moving on!
Tai Lung: Right...so, you're trying to tell me, that after escaping a prison that you've been held in for 20 years, chained and shackled and not to mention surrounded by 10 male(imagine the word 'male' being underlined and bolded) rhinos, you did not feel the least bit intrigued, interested or curious about a certain female Kung Fu Master by the name of Tigress? Oh, and I'd suggest answering this real carefully :smirks evilly:
Tigress: I kind of guessed it'd be Viper. I'm not implying anything at all, but being the only females around a group of boys, it'd only be normal that you're both attached, in a way.
Also, with the whole Dragon Warrior question thing, I kind of meant whether you could kind of see it from Tai Lung's point of view. Like, weren't you disappointed in any way? Especially after training for your whole life, only to have an untrained panda (no offense, Po. :hugs:) fall out of the sky and take what you've been working for right before your eyes?
But yeah, thats all I have for today. Unless Master Oogway would like to explain to me what the meaning of life is hehe. Oh, and cyber cookies of all flavors to all, cause cookies are simply awesome!
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Tai Lung: (grins) (nods head) No.
Tigress: Very perceptive of you. And thank you for the cookies, but I don't eat sugar, even cyber sugar. Emotions such as disappointment lead to unwise decisions.
Master Oogway: Life has many meanings, differing from person to person. Your reason for life and mine are two different meanings.
Merk: Oh, don't mind her, she's just busy trying to resist the temptation of the cookies! Much thanks for your kind words! You're awesome!
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po:
tai lung how does the wu xi finger hold fell like because it must hurt!
Tigress lets say Po asks you on a date (Po hides his face with ebarrasment) he works so hard to get shifu to let him on this one night, would you go (Tigress lifts an eyebrow and smiles,what will she say)
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Tai Lung: How very perceptive of you! Now, perhaps you can learn that red means stop and green, go!
Tigress: My answer would depend on many different matters.
Merk: Thank you for such a short name! Spellcheck didn't even yell at me!
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RekonNairu:
"Tai Lung: (growls) I was not! A true warrior can control such despicable emotions as lust!"
Lust isn't an emotion, Tai Tai, it's a healthy and natural physical reaction. And it's very un-heathy for men to not... "get any" for extended periods of time. It can lead to severe prostate problems later in life. But, since you are so adamant about not being attracted to Master TIgress, there are only two other explanations I can think of:
1. You wacked off shortly after escaping Chor-Ghom. or...
2. You swing the other way and were instead attracted to Monkey, Mantis, Crane or Po.
So which is it, Oh Mighty master of the 10 Scrolls?
Master Oogway, do you attend the same book club as master Yoda?
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Tai Lung: Despite what you may hear from your so-called 'professional' doctors and veterinarians, I do not need to perform such disgusting and degenerate acts. And it is thousand. I amd the master of the Thousand Scrolls of Kung Fu!
Master Oogway: Perhaps.
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Swedishpiratefan:
oohh, Merk, this was such a brilliant idea, and you type the characters verry well! WELL DONE! thumbs up
Anyways! Down to bussiness! Evil laughter
Master Crane: I have two things to say you..
1. Can I try your hat?
2. Youre totaly awesume! erm, I mean, youre the greatest! hugs
All of the furious five(including Shifu and Po): Can I get your aoutographs??
Master Oogway: How can you answer question if youre.. u know.. dead?
TaiLung: pats shoulder I feel for you, so until u find another dragon scroll, U can have this painting I made of you! hands over a picture where he stands on a hill with a scroll good, ne? :)
Master Mantis: Im short. My friends bully me for it, what should I do?
Po: I know yoou, you dont know mee.. Scary, ne?
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Merk: (blushes) Thank you very much. I try. I fail. I eat cookies.
Crane: Um, thank you? Um, my hat, yeah, sure, I guess. Just, you know, give it back later. And I think I can get you the autographs.
Master Oogway: (smirks) Who said I was dead?
Tai Lung: You feel for me? How could you, a human who more likely than not has never accomplished more than a good report card, possibly even begin to understand what I feel?!
Mantis: Show them that size doesn't matter by proving your strength, kindness, and intellectual ability. And if that doesn't work, just let me at 'em.
Po: Nope! It's awesome! I'm so awesome! Yeah!
All: Humility!
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tucker from blood gulch:
don't worry merk, tai lung too much of a wimp (po handed his butt to him on a silver platter, and my (nonexistant) trusty sniper rifle or (existant) really cool energy sword will take care of him. Or I could find Tex and get her to harm/kill him, she really scares me.)
The garlic bread didn't work, church is stilled , and he hates Italian food. I guess I meant to ask how I can calm him down (goes for the 5, po, shifu, oogway, and tai lung (scaredy cat, I really enjoy makin him mad.) as well)
And, what exactly is humility? I only said it because a smart guy said it.
And who are you guys' favorite sonic characters? The five and others included (mine's blaze the cat, she pyrokinetic, awesomer than anyone(sorry po), and fricken BEAUTIFUL! I have a serious crush, sigh, hope simmons can make that trans dimensional teleporter)
Ps: tai lung can also plan to get his butt rasenganed by me, thanks Jaraiya sensei!
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Po: Try offering to hang out with 'im! Eventually, he'll get so sick of you, he'll want to move on!
Tai Lung: I know I am.
Tigress: Sonic? Pardon? I'm not sure what you're talking about.
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The Geeky Brunette:
To Po: Ha, okay Po, we all know you've always been awesome... coughlearnhumilitycough... I also wanted to mention that, in the movie, you said you didn't have claws. Take another look, dude, you have claws. Yeah, they're stubby and such, but once you sharpened them up, you'd have a whole new lethal weapon!
To Matter Shifu: ...Um, okay, so I'm looking for a giant palace-building looming over a little valley surrounded by rope bridge...thingys... Shouldn't be too hard to find... I hate stairs, though. I invite you to knock that out of me. I did have a second question for you... Before the whole ordeal with Tai Lung trying to steal the Dragon Scroll for the first time, did Master Oogway ever tell you he saw darkness in him, or was that something you had to see for yourself?
To Master Oogway: ...Okay, wait, I think I get what you mean. You mean you've been training him since he first began learning kung fu...? Uhh, aside from that, I did have one other question... You had said that you had seen darkness in Tai Lung. After he had tried to steal the scroll, did you ever see any light left in him? There were a few instances in the movie that led me to believe that he wasn't entirely evil, but then again I'm not a master.
To Viper: What was it that compelled you to be nice to Po when he first came to the Jade Palace? I know I felt so bad for Po during the movie because he was getting knocked around so much, so for someone to finally show him a bit of civility was a relief.
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Po: I know, but now everyone knows I'm awesome! And you're right! I can have claws!
Tigress: I'm not even going to watch.
Master Shifu: While he had warned me, I did not believe him, so, in a sense, both. And yes, once you find the Palace, your hatred of stairs will either dissipate or multiply, and it is more likely to be the latter. (VERY evil grin)
Master Oogway: Darkness exists so that we may define light. Wherever there is darkness, there also must be light, unless Mercury forgot to pay the electricity again.
Merk: heh, heh, heh
Viper: Thank you, Brunette. I guess it was just that I trusted Master Oogway's decisions, even if no one else did, and I remembered my first attempts at Kung Fu. Po wasn't too bad, really. Just a little off balance.
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Ginseng Iroh:
Okay, first thing I'd like to say. I love you, Master Shifu. You're awesome. So awesome, in fact, that I will refrain from glomping you in order to respect your personal space. But the majority of my questions are for you:
1. Judging by the (adorable) clips of Tai Lung and Tigress, they were very alike as children. Did this make it difficult for you to train her?
2. What were Mantis, Crane, Monkey, and Viper like as children?
3. Since the movie, you've had a multitude of fangirls (myself included -sheepish smile-). How do you feel about this?
This one is for Tai Lung: Would you have reacted differently if Master Shifu had argued with Oogway's decision of not giving you the scroll? (not that I'm saying you'd disrespect Oogway like that, Shifu)
And finally, this one's for Oogway (love ya babe!): What was SHIFU like as a kid? And do you have pictures? (squee!)
One last thing! Chunky chocolate chip cookies for Merk!
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Master Shifu: Thank you for your restraint; I will answer as many as I can. In some ways, yes, but unlike Tai Lung, I never allowed myself to care for Tigress, so it was easier than you may think. The rest of the Furious Five? I only knew them as my students, not as children. I never took the time to get to know them. The fame is expected, but I do not deserve it. The entire movie was about the mistakes of my pride.
Tai Lung: You mean would I not have destroyed the Valley? I would have destroyed it regardless so long as I was denied the scroll.
Master Oogway: (smiles) Shifu was nearly as eager to learn as Po, and yes, I have plenty of pictures.
Merk: OMG! Yay!! Cookies!!
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10Lou01:
Hey guys.
See that wasn't too hard was it tigress?
And thank you for your answer Po hugs
Furious five, Shifu, Ti Lung and Po: whats your fave type of music?
I know lame question but, honey coated and dark chocolate chip cookies for all, cause you guys are all awesome and you all rock!
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Shifu: Instrumental, it is relaxing.
Tai Lung: Metal
Tigress: Instrumental, it is easy to meditate to.
Crane: Honestly? Um, (cough)rap(cough).
Mantis: Alternative! And Green Day, whatever genre they are!
Viper: I like Pop, it's got a good beat. And thanks for the cookies, they're great!
Monkey: Yes, thank you for the cookies. I personally like Pop because it is easy to move to.
Po: Dude, rock and roll forever! Now gimme the cookies!
Merk: No question is lame if it involves music! And much thanks for the cookies! Dark chocolate honey!!