Ranma the Amorous Over-Sexed Nympho
Yes, for great patience, is always rewarded.
And Kasumi is the most patient person in the world.
"Really, Ranma, I enjoyed it, thank you," Kasumi stated serenely, looking upon the smaller girl.
"But... butbut... but... bu..." Ranma-chan stammered, thoroughly worn out from activities.
"It's okay, Ranma-chan, just go ahead and get some sleep," Kasumi put on her most radiant smile, they had been at it for three hours, and she was concerned about Ranma. She knew that the pigtailed girl didn't sleep as much as she should, and Kasumi would feel very guilty if she suffered for it. Ranma had worked so hard for her benefit, and for that se was grateful, so her concern was the least she could return to the redhead.
"But... but.. bu-but..."
"I'll see you in the morning," Kasumi said, kissing Ranma-chan on the forehead, and then softly on the lips. The eldest Tendou daughter pulled herself off Ranma's futon, and put on the robe she brought in with her. After she was decent, she turned to Ranma to flash the redhead another gratified smile, and left the room.
"But... but..."
An almost inhuman, but feminine scream pierced the household, waking everyone up in the area.
"Kasumi.... I'm so, so sorry!" Ranma-chan whispered, with tears in her eyes. She knew how much this had to suck.
Kasumi, indeed, the most patient person in the world.
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"Morning Ranma, did you sleep well?" Kasumi asked cheerfully. A dreary-eyed Ranma-chan prostrated herself before the other woman.
"Please, forgive my ineptness, if you would grant me another chance."
"Oh, Ranma-chan," Kasumi went back to chopping vegetables for breakfast, "You shouldn't worry about it."
"But, I failed you in the worst fashion I could imagine!" Onna-Ranma had tears in her eyes.
"Really, Ranma, it's okay, I know you tried your best." Kasumi's voice was holding a slight tension.
"You deserve more than my best... uh, Kasumi?"
::CHOP::
The girl in question was staring at two halves of a cutting board, "Oh my, how did that happen? Ranma, you have nothing to apologize for, I enjoyed our time last night."
"Kasumi, I vow from this moment forward, that I will NOT rest until you feel fulfillment," Ranma pulled herself off the ground, and strode over to Kasumi.
"Hmm? Oh, oh my. Ranma, I really need to finish breakfast, these vegetables need to be cut..."
"Leave em..."
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"I'm sorry breakfast was late, everyone, but I had to rewash, er, wash the vegetables."
"Ranma-sama, didn't you get any sleep last night?" Akane asked; staring at the redhead who seemed even more exhausted than when she woke up.
"Fine," Ranma replied, and then slumped face forward into her meal. Nabiki stared at the girl, festering inside. Akane attempted to wake up the spontantiously slumbering girl.
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Strategy 1:
A pressured woman is an unhappy woman. Make her feel comfortable and that it is for their enjoyment.
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"Kasumi?"
"Yes, Ranma-chan?" the girl in question turned to the redhead from her housework.
"Kasumi, I have to know, last night, you weren't doing it just for me, were you?" Ranma asked, concerned.
"Well, I did it to make you happy," Kasumi replied with a curious tone.
"You didn't have to, I wanted to do it because I wanted *you* to be happy," Ranma emphasized 'you', as she strode sensually up to the taller girl, "I want you to know that I'm grateful for all the work you do around here. It's for your benefit above mine."
"Why, thank you, Ranma-chan, that's very kind of you," Kasumi started to turn back to dusting, when she felt a pair of arms encircle her.
"I really want you to know how glad I am to be around you," Ranma cooed in the taller girl's ear, and ever so slowly started to pull the girl down with her.
"But the housework... oh, I guess a few minutes won't hurt..."
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Kasumi was dusting at a furious pace; she reasoned it was to get caught up for the time she had lost coupling with Ranma.
::SNAP::
"Oh my," Kasumi exclaimed, staring at the broken feather duster handle. She tossed it into the trash bin, overflowing with several broken feather dusters.
Nabiki observed her sister, and shook her head slowly, "Ranma, you Kami-be-damned idiot..."
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Strategy 2:
Many women prefer a partner that is assertive. Be firm and take command of the situation.
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"You've done enough cleaning for the moment, I want you to relax."
"Oh, Ranma, thank you for the concern, but I'm relaxed when I do the chores."
"It wasn't a request," Ranma-chan's crystal blue eyes hardened and narrowed at the other girl's refusal.
"But, Ranma..." the petite redhead cut the other girl off with a hand, stormed up to her, put her over her shoulder, and stormed upstairs. Kasumi's eyes widened a bit, Ranma was being so domineering. She was finding it a bit of a turn-on.
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Kasumi calmly readjusted her blouse as she walked out of Ranma's room. She closed the door behind herself, and jumped at the sound of it slamming. She then scurried out of the door's way, as it tumbled forwards, to reveal a nude and exhausted Ranma-chan sprawled out haphazardly over her futon. Kasumi supposed she would have to have father repair it later.
The eldest Tendou daughter started down the stairs, thinking about the fact that she would have to skip her soaps to make up for lost time. Ranma was trying so hard for her, but Kasumi was happy that Ranma was happy.
::STOMP::
That Ranma was happy...
::STOMP::
That Ranma was happy...
::STOMP::
Kasumi blinked, and looked back at the stairs, the stairs must be very weak from rot.
From her room, Akane watched her oldest sister, and then turned to look towards Ranma's room, "Ranma-sama, you idiot..."
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Strategy 3:
A sharing relationship yields great returns for both parties. Reaffirm to her that it is about give and take; equal exchange is the rule.
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"Kasumi, you know that I'm enjoying myself, how about you? I mean, are you really enjoying yourself."
"Well," Kasumi replied sweetly, well, as sweet as she could with a twitching eyebrow and clenched teeth.
"I've noticed, that when we're being... intimate," Ranma applauded herself for finding the right tasteful and neutral word, "That you don't seem to participate as much."
"WELL..." Kasumi regained her composure before she continued, "Well, I'm afraid that I'm not as... experienced as you... Ranma-CHAN," Ranma winced at the subtle acidity in the tone.
"Uh, maybe if I, well, taught you a few things... maybe..."
Kasumi perked up at the idea, she was rather curious to the many things Ranma was doing to her, maybe a few pointers will be beneficial.
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::SHRIIIIIP::
"Oh my."
Nabiki, Akane, and a half-dead Ranma listened on as Kasumi ripped another bed sheet that she was trying to shake out the wrinkles from before hanging them up.
"Ranma, stop it," Nabiki demanded.
"Can't... stop... Kasumi's... benefit," the redhead choked out, sitting herself up off the dining room table.
"Get a clue, Ranma, you're NOT helping matters."
"Nabiki's right, Ranma-sama," Akane affirmed.
"Huh?"
"Face it, Saotome, you're not gonna get Kasumi off, and you're going to make the situation even worse than it already is."
"Never, I'll bring Kasumi to fulfillment if it's the last thing I do..."
"If you don't stop, I will *ensure* that it is the last thing you attempt," Nabiki said with an icy tone, pulling out a bowie knife from her cleavage.
"Ranma-sama, you remember yesterday, when Nabiki was... more aggressive than usual?"
Ranma narrowed her eyes at Nabiki, who looked around, unconcerned. Ranma-chan was going to have to pay her back for that episode, "Yeah."
"Well, she's on her period," Akane said with a blush, and earned herself a glare from the middle Tendou daughter.
"Yeah, and what does that have to do with anything?"
"I'm also on my period, Ranma, and after a time, you'll start having your periods at the same time we do," Akane said with a blush.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"What she's telling you, daughter-in-law," a decrepit voice interrupted, "is that when women are together long enough, their cycles begin to sync."
"I'm still not following you..." Ranma stopped, and her eyes widened, and then returned to normal, "So, Kasumi is having her period, what does that have to do with me stopping?"
"Daughter-in-law, she is at the height of her cycle. This is the time when she is also at the height of her sexual appetite, and from what I gather from the conversation, Kasumi anorgasmic. She can't as you say, 'get her rocks off'."
"We already know that you old mummy! Cut to the chase!"
"I'll go call for a table replacement," Akane replied, getting up to make the call.
"Bill it to the Cat Cafe, I apologize for losing my temper," Cologne apologized, "Now that I hopefully cracked your head open enough to get some info through your thick skull. She's already extremely horny, and you keep stimulating her, and she can't peak, makes for a rather irritated..."
::SHRIIIIIP::
"Oh my."
"Kasumi," Cologne finished, "Exactly how many times have you two gone at it?"
"I can't back down from this, the Saotome School of Anything Goes Sensual arts is at stake!" Ranma pulled her face out of the table rubble, and brought a fist up in determination.
"Ha!" Cologne chortled, "Maybe all she needs is a good, fleshy rod up the muff!"
"You think this is a time to jok... wait a minute, THAT'S IT!"
"Ranma, you're being a moron again, just give it up," Nabiki almost pleaded, though the idea did have it's merits...
"All I have to do is become male, and get it on with Kasumi, and she'll have the time of her life! It's brilliant!"
"Um, Ms. Brilliance, you just have one problem..."
"Huh?" The redhead enquired, just before upending the kettle over her head.
"She's in her period, you could get her pregnant if you don't..."
"OH NO! UH UH!!! NO WAY!!! LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!!!!" Otoku-Ranma quickly bounded from the house, determined not to be brought into his girl-side's sick pleasures.
"...use protection," Nabiki shrugged; at least he'll leave Kasumi alone.
"Ranma-Sama!" Akane cried out, and went in pursuit of the pigtailed martial artist.
"Hmm, I suppose I should tag along to make sure they don't get into trouble," With that, Cologne took off in pursuit. Nabiki rolled her eyes.
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"Go away! I ain't gett'n involved with this!" Ranma cried out, as he was being pursued by Akane on the rooftops. Akane surprisingly had taken to roof hopping like a natural, but still lacked the speed that Ranma had. She slowly lost ground to Ranma.
Looks like you're gonna loose him, Daughter-in-law," Cologne calmly stated to Akane, pogoing right next to the raven-haired girl.
"You have to help me, he's Kasumi's last hope!" Akane pleaded with her 'mother-in-law'."
"Well, I'm not sure that he'll be able to scratch Kasumi's itch, but I guess I can lend my assistance," Cologne sped ahead of the short haired girl.
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Nabiki walked down the street towards her destination. Akane of all people should have known that there was a better alternative. Even if they could catch Ranma, trying to force him to do anything against his will was a near impossible feat.
"Baby sister, sometimes you just don't think ahead." Nabiki reached her destination, the local clinic, and let herself inside.
"Oh, hello, Nabiki, how can I help you?"
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Ranma ran as fast as he could. It wasn't that he didn't WANT to help Kasumi, he really did, but he felt Kasumi was like a mother to him. That was more than enough to turn the idea down flat. The idea of getting her pregnant on top of that made things worse many-fold; that would mean that he would have to marry her, and he couldn't do that to dear Kasumi. She deserved someone who could truly make her happy. In that his female side spoke for both of them, he appreciated Kasumi greatly, and would do *almost* anything for her. Give him an army to fight for her, tell him that he had to starve in order for her to eat, make him wait on Kasumi hand and foot, but he could not do the wild thang with her.
"Get back there, you damn virgin!" Ranma blinked, puzzled.
"Nu-uh! You leave me out of your sick games!" Ranma yelled out. He mentally shrugged when he got no response.
"Son-in-law, must you always make things so difficult?" Cologne sighed, as she pogoed along side the pigtailed boy.
"I already told ya, I don't want a part in this!"
"I usually wouldn't intervene, but it was on request of your co-wife, so I'm obligated to help her," With that, Cologne stabbed her staff towards Ranma. The pigtailed boy twisted away from the blow, and then pushed into the air to get to a higher plane.
The Amazon matriarch followed, unhindered, and struck the roof, sending a wave of shingles at Ranma. Using his amaguriken speed, the pigtailed boy parried every shingle away from him, but didn't have time to maneuver out of the way as Cologne came up behind him.
Ranma's leg flashed back to kick the matriarch away, and Cologne leapt over it, aiming to brain Ranma with her staff. The young man parried it with his wrist, and then back flipped off the roof.
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"Kasumi has a problem?" Dr. Tofu repeated nervously, his cup of tea slightly shaking in his hands, "What sort of problem?"
"Oh, one that I think only you can cure," Nabiki answered over her own cup.
"Perhaps if you started from the beginning."
"Of course, you see, Ranma-chan has been having sex with Kasumi."
::CRACK::
"Oh dear, these cups are so fragile, heh heh..." Dr. Tofu started to wipe the hot tea from his hands with a towel. Nabiki smirked at the reaction.
"Apparently, Kasumi has a problem reaching climax. It's under the assumption that she possibly needs a man for the job, and the male Ranma's too much of a coward when it comes to sex."
"Yes, I noticed that," the doctor replied with a smirk.
"So, this is where you come in... I noticed that you're not acting like a stuttering idiot when I mention Kasumi's name..." Nabiki mentioned, earning a nervous chuckle from the doctor.
"Heh heh, well... Ranma-chan and Akane helped me take care of that..."
Nabiki raised an eyebrow.
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Before Ranma could gain a foothold from his landing, he was tackled from the side.
"Ranma-sama, we need you to help my sister," Akane pleaded, looking at Ranma with glistening eyes.
Ranma's breath caught at the sight of the girl's face, and couldn't trust himself to answer for a few moments, "A-Akane... I..." Ranma turned his face away, "I just can't, sorry."
"Good distraction, daughter-in-law," Cologne called out, descending with her staff at an immobilizing pressure point.
"HEY!" Ranma just barely managed to roll away with Akane in his arms in time. Unconsciously, Akane snuggled closer to Ranma, feeling more secure than she had since even well before the 'deprogramming' incident, "That was a dirty trick!"
"Ranma-sama!" Akane called out when the pigtailed boy let her go and started to take off.
"Forget it Akane, I trusted you and you go and set me up for the old ghoul!" Ranma didn't think before he spoke, and started to run.
"But I... I wasn't..." further words were choked off by Akane's sobs, as she collapsed to her knees, and began to cry into her hands. The girl's sobs stopped Ranma dead, and he turned around to see Akane. His heart lurched for doing that to her, and no matter what she asked of him, no matter what she'd do to him, he couldn't make her or let her cry.
"Akane," Ranma tested, approaching the girl and then kneeling before her, "Does this mean that much to you?" Cologne stopped her silent approach from behind, and decided to see how this played out. Akane didn't bring her face from her hands, but shook her head in the affirmative.
"All, all right, if it really is that important, I'll, I'll do it with Kasumi for you," Ranma's expression changed to slight irritation at having to give in, "Satisfied?"
Akane finally looked up towards Ranma with a tear-streaked face, "Thank... thank you, Ranma."
"Okay, okay, let's get going already," Ranma said gruffly, standing himself back up.
"Okay Ranma, just one more thing?"
"Sure, whatever," Ranma tried to sound indifferent.
"Can you... carry me?" Akane liked being in Ranma's arms.
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Ranma, Akane, and Cologne arrived to find Nabiki guarding Kasumi's door, the whole house was shaking slightly.
"Uh, Nabiki, what's going on?" Ranma enquired.
"Well, while you were off running away..." Nabiki started.
"I was NOT running away!"
Nabiki waved him off, and continued, "I went and got someone to help with whatever ails my dear older sister."
"Who did..." Akane smacked her forehead, "Of course, I feel so stupid."
"HEY! I coulda helped Kasumi just fine!" Ranma stated firmly in his defense.
"Whatever, Saotome, but..." Nabiki was cut off by the cries of a woman who swore she had just seen Kamisama, "the problem has already been taken care of." Nabiki smirked, alls well that ends well.
"OH TOFU!!!"
"Hmm, didn't take him long to get her off again," Nabiki mumbled.
Kasumi wailed in absolute delight.
For she was the most patient person in the world.
Yes, for great patience, is always rewarded.
And Kasumi is the most patient person in the world.
"Really, Ranma, I enjoyed it, thank you," Kasumi stated serenely, looking upon the smaller girl.
"But... butbut... but... bu..." Ranma-chan stammered, thoroughly worn out from activities.
"It's okay, Ranma-chan, just go ahead and get some sleep," Kasumi put on her most radiant smile, they had been at it for three hours, and she was concerned about Ranma. She knew that the pigtailed girl didn't sleep as much as she should, and Kasumi would feel very guilty if she suffered for it. Ranma had worked so hard for her benefit, and for that se was grateful, so her concern was the least she could return to the redhead.
"But... but.. bu-but..."
"I'll see you in the morning," Kasumi said, kissing Ranma-chan on the forehead, and then softly on the lips. The eldest Tendou daughter pulled herself off Ranma's futon, and put on the robe she brought in with her. After she was decent, she turned to Ranma to flash the redhead another gratified smile, and left the room.
"But... but..."
An almost inhuman, but feminine scream pierced the household, waking everyone up in the area.
"Kasumi.... I'm so, so sorry!" Ranma-chan whispered, with tears in her eyes. She knew how much this had to suck.
Kasumi, indeed, the most patient person in the world.
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"Morning Ranma, did you sleep well?" Kasumi asked cheerfully. A dreary-eyed Ranma-chan prostrated herself before the other woman.
"Please, forgive my ineptness, if you would grant me another chance."
"Oh, Ranma-chan," Kasumi went back to chopping vegetables for breakfast, "You shouldn't worry about it."
"But, I failed you in the worst fashion I could imagine!" Onna-Ranma had tears in her eyes.
"Really, Ranma, it's okay, I know you tried your best." Kasumi's voice was holding a slight tension.
"You deserve more than my best... uh, Kasumi?"
::CHOP::
The girl in question was staring at two halves of a cutting board, "Oh my, how did that happen? Ranma, you have nothing to apologize for, I enjoyed our time last night."
"Kasumi, I vow from this moment forward, that I will NOT rest until you feel fulfillment," Ranma pulled herself off the ground, and strode over to Kasumi.
"Hmm? Oh, oh my. Ranma, I really need to finish breakfast, these vegetables need to be cut..."
"Leave em..."
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"I'm sorry breakfast was late, everyone, but I had to rewash, er, wash the vegetables."
"Ranma-sama, didn't you get any sleep last night?" Akane asked; staring at the redhead who seemed even more exhausted than when she woke up.
"Fine," Ranma replied, and then slumped face forward into her meal. Nabiki stared at the girl, festering inside. Akane attempted to wake up the spontantiously slumbering girl.
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Strategy 1:
A pressured woman is an unhappy woman. Make her feel comfortable and that it is for their enjoyment.
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"Kasumi?"
"Yes, Ranma-chan?" the girl in question turned to the redhead from her housework.
"Kasumi, I have to know, last night, you weren't doing it just for me, were you?" Ranma asked, concerned.
"Well, I did it to make you happy," Kasumi replied with a curious tone.
"You didn't have to, I wanted to do it because I wanted *you* to be happy," Ranma emphasized 'you', as she strode sensually up to the taller girl, "I want you to know that I'm grateful for all the work you do around here. It's for your benefit above mine."
"Why, thank you, Ranma-chan, that's very kind of you," Kasumi started to turn back to dusting, when she felt a pair of arms encircle her.
"I really want you to know how glad I am to be around you," Ranma cooed in the taller girl's ear, and ever so slowly started to pull the girl down with her.
"But the housework... oh, I guess a few minutes won't hurt..."
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Kasumi was dusting at a furious pace; she reasoned it was to get caught up for the time she had lost coupling with Ranma.
::SNAP::
"Oh my," Kasumi exclaimed, staring at the broken feather duster handle. She tossed it into the trash bin, overflowing with several broken feather dusters.
Nabiki observed her sister, and shook her head slowly, "Ranma, you Kami-be-damned idiot..."
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Strategy 2:
Many women prefer a partner that is assertive. Be firm and take command of the situation.
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"You've done enough cleaning for the moment, I want you to relax."
"Oh, Ranma, thank you for the concern, but I'm relaxed when I do the chores."
"It wasn't a request," Ranma-chan's crystal blue eyes hardened and narrowed at the other girl's refusal.
"But, Ranma..." the petite redhead cut the other girl off with a hand, stormed up to her, put her over her shoulder, and stormed upstairs. Kasumi's eyes widened a bit, Ranma was being so domineering. She was finding it a bit of a turn-on.
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Kasumi calmly readjusted her blouse as she walked out of Ranma's room. She closed the door behind herself, and jumped at the sound of it slamming. She then scurried out of the door's way, as it tumbled forwards, to reveal a nude and exhausted Ranma-chan sprawled out haphazardly over her futon. Kasumi supposed she would have to have father repair it later.
The eldest Tendou daughter started down the stairs, thinking about the fact that she would have to skip her soaps to make up for lost time. Ranma was trying so hard for her, but Kasumi was happy that Ranma was happy.
::STOMP::
That Ranma was happy...
::STOMP::
That Ranma was happy...
::STOMP::
Kasumi blinked, and looked back at the stairs, the stairs must be very weak from rot.
From her room, Akane watched her oldest sister, and then turned to look towards Ranma's room, "Ranma-sama, you idiot..."
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Strategy 3:
A sharing relationship yields great returns for both parties. Reaffirm to her that it is about give and take; equal exchange is the rule.
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"Kasumi, you know that I'm enjoying myself, how about you? I mean, are you really enjoying yourself."
"Well," Kasumi replied sweetly, well, as sweet as she could with a twitching eyebrow and clenched teeth.
"I've noticed, that when we're being... intimate," Ranma applauded herself for finding the right tasteful and neutral word, "That you don't seem to participate as much."
"WELL..." Kasumi regained her composure before she continued, "Well, I'm afraid that I'm not as... experienced as you... Ranma-CHAN," Ranma winced at the subtle acidity in the tone.
"Uh, maybe if I, well, taught you a few things... maybe..."
Kasumi perked up at the idea, she was rather curious to the many things Ranma was doing to her, maybe a few pointers will be beneficial.
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::SHRIIIIIP::
"Oh my."
Nabiki, Akane, and a half-dead Ranma listened on as Kasumi ripped another bed sheet that she was trying to shake out the wrinkles from before hanging them up.
"Ranma, stop it," Nabiki demanded.
"Can't... stop... Kasumi's... benefit," the redhead choked out, sitting herself up off the dining room table.
"Get a clue, Ranma, you're NOT helping matters."
"Nabiki's right, Ranma-sama," Akane affirmed.
"Huh?"
"Face it, Saotome, you're not gonna get Kasumi off, and you're going to make the situation even worse than it already is."
"Never, I'll bring Kasumi to fulfillment if it's the last thing I do..."
"If you don't stop, I will *ensure* that it is the last thing you attempt," Nabiki said with an icy tone, pulling out a bowie knife from her cleavage.
"Ranma-sama, you remember yesterday, when Nabiki was... more aggressive than usual?"
Ranma narrowed her eyes at Nabiki, who looked around, unconcerned. Ranma-chan was going to have to pay her back for that episode, "Yeah."
"Well, she's on her period," Akane said with a blush, and earned herself a glare from the middle Tendou daughter.
"Yeah, and what does that have to do with anything?"
"I'm also on my period, Ranma, and after a time, you'll start having your periods at the same time we do," Akane said with a blush.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"What she's telling you, daughter-in-law," a decrepit voice interrupted, "is that when women are together long enough, their cycles begin to sync."
"I'm still not following you..." Ranma stopped, and her eyes widened, and then returned to normal, "So, Kasumi is having her period, what does that have to do with me stopping?"
"Daughter-in-law, she is at the height of her cycle. This is the time when she is also at the height of her sexual appetite, and from what I gather from the conversation, Kasumi anorgasmic. She can't as you say, 'get her rocks off'."
"We already know that you old mummy! Cut to the chase!"
"I'll go call for a table replacement," Akane replied, getting up to make the call.
"Bill it to the Cat Cafe, I apologize for losing my temper," Cologne apologized, "Now that I hopefully cracked your head open enough to get some info through your thick skull. She's already extremely horny, and you keep stimulating her, and she can't peak, makes for a rather irritated..."
::SHRIIIIIP::
"Oh my."
"Kasumi," Cologne finished, "Exactly how many times have you two gone at it?"
"I can't back down from this, the Saotome School of Anything Goes Sensual arts is at stake!" Ranma pulled her face out of the table rubble, and brought a fist up in determination.
"Ha!" Cologne chortled, "Maybe all she needs is a good, fleshy rod up the muff!"
"You think this is a time to jok... wait a minute, THAT'S IT!"
"Ranma, you're being a moron again, just give it up," Nabiki almost pleaded, though the idea did have it's merits...
"All I have to do is become male, and get it on with Kasumi, and she'll have the time of her life! It's brilliant!"
"Um, Ms. Brilliance, you just have one problem..."
"Huh?" The redhead enquired, just before upending the kettle over her head.
"She's in her period, you could get her pregnant if you don't..."
"OH NO! UH UH!!! NO WAY!!! LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!!!!" Otoku-Ranma quickly bounded from the house, determined not to be brought into his girl-side's sick pleasures.
"...use protection," Nabiki shrugged; at least he'll leave Kasumi alone.
"Ranma-Sama!" Akane cried out, and went in pursuit of the pigtailed martial artist.
"Hmm, I suppose I should tag along to make sure they don't get into trouble," With that, Cologne took off in pursuit. Nabiki rolled her eyes.
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"Go away! I ain't gett'n involved with this!" Ranma cried out, as he was being pursued by Akane on the rooftops. Akane surprisingly had taken to roof hopping like a natural, but still lacked the speed that Ranma had. She slowly lost ground to Ranma.
Looks like you're gonna loose him, Daughter-in-law," Cologne calmly stated to Akane, pogoing right next to the raven-haired girl.
"You have to help me, he's Kasumi's last hope!" Akane pleaded with her 'mother-in-law'."
"Well, I'm not sure that he'll be able to scratch Kasumi's itch, but I guess I can lend my assistance," Cologne sped ahead of the short haired girl.
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Nabiki walked down the street towards her destination. Akane of all people should have known that there was a better alternative. Even if they could catch Ranma, trying to force him to do anything against his will was a near impossible feat.
"Baby sister, sometimes you just don't think ahead." Nabiki reached her destination, the local clinic, and let herself inside.
"Oh, hello, Nabiki, how can I help you?"
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Ranma ran as fast as he could. It wasn't that he didn't WANT to help Kasumi, he really did, but he felt Kasumi was like a mother to him. That was more than enough to turn the idea down flat. The idea of getting her pregnant on top of that made things worse many-fold; that would mean that he would have to marry her, and he couldn't do that to dear Kasumi. She deserved someone who could truly make her happy. In that his female side spoke for both of them, he appreciated Kasumi greatly, and would do *almost* anything for her. Give him an army to fight for her, tell him that he had to starve in order for her to eat, make him wait on Kasumi hand and foot, but he could not do the wild thang with her.
"Get back there, you damn virgin!" Ranma blinked, puzzled.
"Nu-uh! You leave me out of your sick games!" Ranma yelled out. He mentally shrugged when he got no response.
"Son-in-law, must you always make things so difficult?" Cologne sighed, as she pogoed along side the pigtailed boy.
"I already told ya, I don't want a part in this!"
"I usually wouldn't intervene, but it was on request of your co-wife, so I'm obligated to help her," With that, Cologne stabbed her staff towards Ranma. The pigtailed boy twisted away from the blow, and then pushed into the air to get to a higher plane.
The Amazon matriarch followed, unhindered, and struck the roof, sending a wave of shingles at Ranma. Using his amaguriken speed, the pigtailed boy parried every shingle away from him, but didn't have time to maneuver out of the way as Cologne came up behind him.
Ranma's leg flashed back to kick the matriarch away, and Cologne leapt over it, aiming to brain Ranma with her staff. The young man parried it with his wrist, and then back flipped off the roof.
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"Kasumi has a problem?" Dr. Tofu repeated nervously, his cup of tea slightly shaking in his hands, "What sort of problem?"
"Oh, one that I think only you can cure," Nabiki answered over her own cup.
"Perhaps if you started from the beginning."
"Of course, you see, Ranma-chan has been having sex with Kasumi."
::CRACK::
"Oh dear, these cups are so fragile, heh heh..." Dr. Tofu started to wipe the hot tea from his hands with a towel. Nabiki smirked at the reaction.
"Apparently, Kasumi has a problem reaching climax. It's under the assumption that she possibly needs a man for the job, and the male Ranma's too much of a coward when it comes to sex."
"Yes, I noticed that," the doctor replied with a smirk.
"So, this is where you come in... I noticed that you're not acting like a stuttering idiot when I mention Kasumi's name..." Nabiki mentioned, earning a nervous chuckle from the doctor.
"Heh heh, well... Ranma-chan and Akane helped me take care of that..."
Nabiki raised an eyebrow.
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Before Ranma could gain a foothold from his landing, he was tackled from the side.
"Ranma-sama, we need you to help my sister," Akane pleaded, looking at Ranma with glistening eyes.
Ranma's breath caught at the sight of the girl's face, and couldn't trust himself to answer for a few moments, "A-Akane... I..." Ranma turned his face away, "I just can't, sorry."
"Good distraction, daughter-in-law," Cologne called out, descending with her staff at an immobilizing pressure point.
"HEY!" Ranma just barely managed to roll away with Akane in his arms in time. Unconsciously, Akane snuggled closer to Ranma, feeling more secure than she had since even well before the 'deprogramming' incident, "That was a dirty trick!"
"Ranma-sama!" Akane called out when the pigtailed boy let her go and started to take off.
"Forget it Akane, I trusted you and you go and set me up for the old ghoul!" Ranma didn't think before he spoke, and started to run.
"But I... I wasn't..." further words were choked off by Akane's sobs, as she collapsed to her knees, and began to cry into her hands. The girl's sobs stopped Ranma dead, and he turned around to see Akane. His heart lurched for doing that to her, and no matter what she asked of him, no matter what she'd do to him, he couldn't make her or let her cry.
"Akane," Ranma tested, approaching the girl and then kneeling before her, "Does this mean that much to you?" Cologne stopped her silent approach from behind, and decided to see how this played out. Akane didn't bring her face from her hands, but shook her head in the affirmative.
"All, all right, if it really is that important, I'll, I'll do it with Kasumi for you," Ranma's expression changed to slight irritation at having to give in, "Satisfied?"
Akane finally looked up towards Ranma with a tear-streaked face, "Thank... thank you, Ranma."
"Okay, okay, let's get going already," Ranma said gruffly, standing himself back up.
"Okay Ranma, just one more thing?"
"Sure, whatever," Ranma tried to sound indifferent.
"Can you... carry me?" Akane liked being in Ranma's arms.
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Ranma, Akane, and Cologne arrived to find Nabiki guarding Kasumi's door, the whole house was shaking slightly.
"Uh, Nabiki, what's going on?" Ranma enquired.
"Well, while you were off running away..." Nabiki started.
"I was NOT running away!"
Nabiki waved him off, and continued, "I went and got someone to help with whatever ails my dear older sister."
"Who did..." Akane smacked her forehead, "Of course, I feel so stupid."
"HEY! I coulda helped Kasumi just fine!" Ranma stated firmly in his defense.
"Whatever, Saotome, but..." Nabiki was cut off by the cries of a woman who swore she had just seen Kamisama, "the problem has already been taken care of." Nabiki smirked, alls well that ends well.
"OH TOFU!!!"
"Hmm, didn't take him long to get her off again," Nabiki mumbled.
Kasumi wailed in absolute delight.
For she was the most patient person in the world.