Round 4 & Theme Songs
A/N: This is my last update for this story, because Tai Lung has to leave, so thank you all for participating and I hope you all had fun!
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Ginseng Love:
Psh, you may have made mistakes, Shifu, but obviously you regret them, and you were willing to die to protect the Valley of Peace. Don't be to yourself, we all forgive you. But anyways, I have a couple more questions for all of you.
Master Oogway: What's your favorite Chinese Proverb?
Furius Five, Shifu, and Po: If you each had to trade bodies with eachother for a day, who would you want to trade bodies with?
and finally Po: Would you ever consider taking up students of your own? If so, what methods would you use to train them?
I made more cookies! This time they're peanutbutter with chocolate and white chocolate drizzle.
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Master Shifu: Thank you for your understanding, but I only wished to correct my mistake. If I had to switch bodies with one of my students, I suppose I would switch with Monkey since our bodies are similar in structure, height, and weight.
Master Oogway: Well, it's not Chinese, but my favorite proverb is 'live each moment as though it were your last.'
Tigress: If I was forced to trade bodies, I would prefer Viper because we are both female.
Monkey: I guess I'd go for Po's body. I want to know how he managed to beat Tai Lung with that gut of his.
Viper: Tigress, we're both girls.
Crane: Um, Mantis, because I couldn't stand it if I was Earth-bound, and he's the only other flier.
Mantis: Master Shifu, he's strong and fast, so it'd be more familiar.
Po: Um, I'unno, maybe, um, Monkey, 'cause no one else's said him and he's cool and stuff? And dude, training my own students? How awesome would that be? As for methods, um, I guess I'd have to get to know what moves 'em, first, ya know? Yeah, that.
Merk: Much thanks for all the cookies and questions! Had much fun reading them and irking answers out of people! Thanks!
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RekonNairu:
I don't have any questions this chapter but I brought Pie for everyone!
Shifu, you get the 3 'cause it's the biggest slice and your the second smallest character. Tai Lung, you get the point (dot) because it's technically non-existent and you haven't been very cooperative with me. Tigress you can have the 1 because you're number one! Po get's the 4 'cause he'll whine if I give him any less. Mantis, you get the second 1 because you deserve better. Viper get's the 5 because she's a five star babe! Crane gets the 9 because I want him to be next to Viper. Monkey get's the 2 because he had so few lines in the movie. And finally, Master Oogway will get the rest because though his body may no longer exist, he will live forever in our hearts.
Enjoy your Pi everyone! :heart:
3.141592653589793... it goes on forever...
(PS: Yes, I'm well aware that I spelled Pi wrong in the first line of this rev.)
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Merk: The Furious Five and others would answer, but they're too busy with Pi, so I'll thank you for them! Thanks, Rekon! :hug:
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Little Sis:
Oogway: If Po hadn't fallen out of the sky, would you have still picked the Dragon Warrior and if you had who would it have been?
Po: You're awesome, I love you!
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Master Oogway: We cannot know what will be until it comes to pass, nor can we know what could have been, only what is, young one.
Po: Thanks, I know. )
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Kippis05:
Hm, I just have one question that could be directed to anybody within the KFP universe here in the room:
Did it ever occur to any of you that you were just computer generated characters set into a fictional film, and that any aspect of your existence could be controlled by a click of the mouse?
I apologize if I'm being blunt, so I brought over a fresh batch of almond cookies for anyone that wants them.
(Whispers to Merk): I suggest leaving the door open, should I have to make a hasty getaway, especially from Tigress... (looks across the room at her) She hates me the most ;)
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Merk: The door's wide open, but I don't think you need to worry.
Po: What's a 'computer generated?'
Mantis: I don't know. How do you click a mouse?
Merk: See? And thank ya for the cookies, Monkey is pleased.
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corset-rebellion-follower:
Once again, I am here, to ask only one question this time, and it's for Viper. Here it is.
What is the origin of the flowers on your head? When did you start wearing those?
Ok, so technically that was two questions, but whatever. And I have cyber frozen bananas for the panel, chocolate covered strawberries for the wonderful author, and some fruit salad for Tigress (no sugar, I swear on all that is good and foodish!)
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Viper: Honestly? When I first got the slip (the thing she wears) the ties were really noticeable, so Master Oogway suggested I put flowers on my head to hide them, and I've been wearing them ever since. And the bananas are great, thanks.
Merk: Chocolate strawberries? You ARE God!! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!
Tigress: :smiles: Thank you, but Merk, you're going to get fat if you eat all those.
Merk: Don'tcaresogoodyourockgoodnight!
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ninja:
WO i am now known as ninja!! XD bows with honor
dw po, i'm ready to run... RUN TO MANTIS WITH BUG SPRAY AHHAAHAHHAA
crane: what do you need to bucket for? lol
All(both): Are you all single or are some of you in relationships? (btw, Tigress and Tai Lung, for your sakes I am going to state that you two arem't interested with each other intimately - only fanfic authors go crazy with pairings of characters they know about lol) By pairings, I mean, are anyone of you involved with characters we don't know about? lol :P
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Mantis: :seethes:
Tigress: Who said he'd be the only one going after you? I'm single and staying that way, thank you.
Viper: Single, but maybe not for much longer. :sighs: :looks over at Po:
Po: Same. :grins: :trips: :falls down Palace stairs: Owwwwww.
Crane: To carry your ashes. Good luck, ninja, you'll need it. And yeah, I'm single. I don't have any time.
Monkey: Ditto.
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MizzStarlight:
Tai Lung's being a stubborn little cat, isn't he? Oh well, I guess I'll just annoy him some more. Don't get me wrong Tai, you're still one of my favs!
Tai Lung: Your answers are too short, so I'll try to make what I can out of them. So what exactly is it: you nodded your head because...a)You did not feel any of the previously mentioned adjectives when you saw Tigress, or b)You do in fact swing the other way because you don't feel anything when you're around females, or c) You felt something for her but chose to ignore it since she is many years younger than you. Oh, and can I hug you? Please? :smiles sweetly and innocently:
Well, I don't have anything else to say, except maybe point out to Tigress that everyone needs some sugar in their blood, and a no sugar diet isn't good at all, cause you're pretty much weak all the time, or something like that.
Oh, and lots of double chop chip cookies for Merk. Would you like some ice-cream too?
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Tai Lung: Alright, I'll humor you. Assuming I did have feelings for her, it would be c because I am an honorable person, and no, you may not hug me.
Tigress: I realize that, but fruit has natural sugars in it that keep me healthy, but thank you for your concern.
Merk: Daww, you're so sweet! :glomp:
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Lucius Ferus:
Genius...sheer genius
Ok, first question
Tigress: Iv'e noticed some that you seem to be apalled at the idea of you and po being paired, could this be because you have feelings for another member of the furioud five or perhaps coughshifucough?
Tai Lung: If someone offered you a power greater than the dragon scroll would you take it or do you have your heart set on the scroll?
Viper: If both Crane and Po asked you out on the same night which one would you go with?
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Merk: Thank you very much!
Tigress: No. Just no.
Tai Lung: My sole purpose is to be the Dragon Warrior, and the honor of that name shall be mine once I have the true scroll!
Viper: :blushes: Um, I'm not sure, but I guess I'd go with Po, maybe, I don't know?
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Dukeofshirt15:
I like the sound of it,so here's one...
Random person:Uhh,this question is directed to Master Tigress...Master Tigress,in many accounts you have been reported as stubborn,foolhardy and even reckless.How do you explain these accusations?
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Tigress: They are permitted to have their own opinions.
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giRlDrEaMiNg:
hi! I just want to say that this is a really really great idea for a fanfictionXDD hehe here's a chocolate covered chocolate chip cookie:)) anyway now to my questions ahem
To Master Crane: Umm well there is a CranexViper shipping around here at fanfiction how does this affect you?
To Master Viper: Same question as to Master Crane's :D
well that's all tnx
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Crane: We're used to it, it was all over China for a while even before this movie came out, so we just ignore it. We're friends and that's all.
Viper: Couldn't have said it any better. If anything, the rough accusations only strengthen the fact that we are friends, nothing more or less.
Merk: Yay!! Cookies! :sings out of tune: C is for cookie and cookie is for me!
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Taco-Samich:
Haha, very nice. Okay, questions. I'll be nice to you guys and ask not-so-personal questions.
Tai Lung: Out of the Thousand Scrolls of Kung Fu, which fighting style was your favorite?
Tigress: What is the worst injury you've ever gotten while training? Broken arm? Sprained ankle? Bruised ego?
Shifu: If I asked for a hug, would it be the same answer as to this question? :D
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Merk: Love yer name! Totally awesome!
Tai Lung: Obviously the style I use, nitwit. If you can tell me the name, I'll be thoroughly impressed.
Tigress: The Jade bowl once fell on me and I hit my head hard enough to knock me out for a week.
Master Shifu: :smiles: :sighs: Yes. :hugs:
All: O.O Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!
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Veggirl:
All right, I came up with questions to ask:
For All: How happy are you with the way you look?
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Tigress: I'm content.
Viper: Like-wise.
Master Oogway: One does not judge the taste of a prickley pear by it's rough outside, nor do I worry myself with my appearance.
Master Shifu: I am content.
Crane: I have no problems.
Po: :fidgets:
Mantis: I'm good!
Monkey: Likewise!
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A/N: Okay, so I've made a bonus, since this is the last round. Below is a list of characters and the songs I've decided best fit their personalities, feel free to use these for them in whatever, just ask me first.
Master Oogway: Simon & Garfunkel – Bridge Over Troubled Water
Master Shifu: Pat Benatar – Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Tigress: Meredith Brooks – I'm a Bitch, I'm a Lover
Viper: Christina Aguilera - Beautiful
Crane: Keith Urban – Won't Let You Down
Mantis: Styles of Beyond – Second to None
Monkey: Fort Minor – Remember the Name
Po: Stan Bush – The Touch (LOL, I know!)
Tai Lung: Simple Plan – Welcome to My Life
Merk: Weird Al – Dare To Be Stupid (yessssss, win plz!)