Ranma the Amorous Over-Sexed Nympho
It had been several days since Kasumi had gotten together with the family doctor, and the two had been enjoying it immensely. Ranma and Akane both sat smiling, as they watched the eldest Tendou daughter busy herself around the dining room.
"She's definitely happier than I've seen her in ages," Ranma-chan said cheerfully, Akane snuggled up to her partner and nodded in agreement.
"How can you tell? Kasumi's *always* happy," Nabiki replied, though even she had to admit that her older sister was practically glowing.
"Oh, she's probably feeling much better than she had in a long time," Ranma affirmed, wrapping one of her arms around Akane.
"Yes..." Soun said darkly from behind his newspaper, "And she's much more talkative too."
"And that's when I Dr. Tofu pushed, and it felt like something was broken. I was afraid that it was something horrible, since we already knew it wasn't my hymen, but dear Tofu-chan told me that he probably just pushed through the cervix, that it shouldn't be anything to worry about." Kasumi giggled, and went to get the rice to set out for breakfast. Soun crumpled his newspaper further, trying to keep himself steady.
"Sounds like you had yourself a good day yesterday," Nabiki commented idly, "and all the way through the night too."
"Oh, and it felt like a fire hose too, I didn't think he would ever stop!" Kasumi's voice carried the concern from the previous night.
"Uh, that's... nice, dear..." Soun thought Kasumi now was giving a bit too much information.
"Yeah, he does tend to build up a great deal, doesn't he?" the redhead mused to herself out loud.
"Isn't this your period?" Nabiki voiced her own concern over it, not that she wouldn't like to see her older sister happily married to the good doctor.
"Oh, Tofu-chan took care of that." Kasumi replied cheerfully.
"That's good," Soun replied with a bit of strain in his voice.
"Oh my, Tofu-chan was so energetic, it felt like I was on a mechanical bull!" Kasumi said with innocent exclamation. Soun tore his paper in half, and stood up.
"Nabiki, dear, would you contact us a family doctor?"
"Uh, why, Daddy?" the middle Tendou Daughter asked curiously.
"Because, dear, I'm going to go kill our current one." Soun calmly went to the dojo to grab the family halberd. Everyone else blinked.
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Mousse stood on the walls of the Tendou household, looking into the dining room. His recent return had left him bitter, after discovering the reason why his beloved Shampoo actually spurned him. It was all so clear now, and there was the devil to pay.
"Ranma," Mousse growled, trying to convey all the animosity that his heart contained for the redhead, "You will pay for ruining my Chance with Shampoo."
With that, he turned and leapt from the wall.
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"Great Granddaughter, it has been a while since you had visited your spouses, is there a reason for this?" Cologne asked her heir.
"Yes, great Grandmother," Shampoo replied with a bit of bile in her voice, "Is because Shampoo airen want to put French fry in Shampoo happy meal!"
"That really isn't a bad thing, you know?" Cologne answered with a drawn voice.
"Is very bad thing! They make want make Shampoo very very happy till Shampoo feel much, much pain!"
"That's *only* if you get pregnant, idiot," the Matriarch replied, the notions the girl held were humorous at first, but now she was becoming as grating as her mother.
"Yes, and airen want Shampoo happy and pregnant, is not what you say, Great Grandmother?"
"Shampoo, I think another talk is in order..."
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"WHAT?" Otoku-Ranma yelled, becoming unnerved from the girl's close attention to him. Nabiki didn't answer, just turned back from her staring at her potential fiancée to the TV. Ranma rolled his eyes, and decided that he didn't need to be in the same room as her.
"Kasumi, you know what's up with Nabiki? She's been acting pretty weird."
"Oh, I'm afraid I'm not sure," the eldest Tendou daughter replied, "Did you know Dr. Tofu does the most amazing thing with his hips?"
"Oh, yeah, you mean when he rotates clockwise and then trusts at that funky ang..." Ranma caught himself, "NO! I *don't* know what you're talking about, Kasumi!"
"Oh well," Kasumi turned back to dallying in the kitchen.
"Akane's the only sane one around here," Ranma grumbled, walking upstairs to hang out with the girl. Ranma reached the door with the yellow ducky on it and knocked.
"Yo, 'Kane, you decent?" receiving no reply, the pigtailed boy shrugged, and let himself in, "Huh? 'Kane?" He was answered by a blur that attached itself to his waist, and nearly bowled him over, "HEY! LEGGO!!!" Ranma moved to pry the girl from his legs, but thought against it. If Nabiki was acting weird, Akane was fit to be a Kuno. In resignation, the pigtailed boy sighed, and inched himself to Akane's bed, dragging her along. Once he sat down, he pulled Akane up, and allowed her to snuggle into his arms.
"What am I going to do with you, Tomboy?"
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Nabiki strode out the walls surrounding her. She needed to get away from Ranma for a bit, since attempting to think around him was becoming a vicious distraction. Her thoughts circled around what Ranma had told her not too long ago...
"Please, Nabiki, I don't want to fight with you anymore. I'm your fiancée, I just don't want to hurt you anymore."
Nabiki shook her head furiously; she could not have wanted the insensitive jerk, in either form. But the insensitive part couldn't have been true, could it?
"Did he really mean what he said?" It was of no doubt that something was influencing the pigtailed boy, he was just way too forward for his usual self. But the look in his eyes, it seemed as if he definitely meant it, "Oh, get off of it, Nabiki Tendou! It's obvious that he's gonna be Akane's, you'll just have to make due with seconds."
Nabiki reached up with her right hand and dragged it from her left side of her face to the bridge of her nose, as much as she resented the control that was taken from her that first time so long ago, there was a feeling of something that she had felt missing for so long, an emptiness that had been filled. It was a feeling she got every time she got attention from Ranma, whether it was negative or positive, or from Ukyo for that matter. She thought back to how she enjoyed watching the okonomiyaki chef squirm from her advances. The middle Tendou sister almost craved it, like it was a ghosting taste that danced on the full of her tongue. It didn't take a genius to figure out what it was...
She was lonely.
Sure, the sex and flirting was fun, but it wasn't substantial, like it seemed Ranma and Akane's relationship was. Kasumi's newfound relationship with the family doctor only seemed to bring everything to the fore. Nabiki dragged her right hand across the right side of her face to her nose idly, and then growled and wiped her moistened hand onto her pants. She choked down the sniffle as she moved forward. The world was a harsh place; this wasn't anything she couldn't overcome. Maybe she should drop by Ucchan's for a bit of lunch, and maybe a bit more. She changed direction, right before she was bundled in chains.
"Akane Tendou, you shall be my hostage in order to lure the harlot Ranma Saotome into my clutches, so that I may punish him for attempting to separate me from my dear Shampoo!"
"Huh?" Nabiki questioned, her melancholy forgotten, "You idiot, Akane's my sister!"
"Please, Ms. Tendou, do not take me for such a fool, as to think that a weak ploy like so would buy your freedom." The young man with the long hair in robes stated firmly.
"Wait, you're Mousse, right? What is this all about?"
"This... this is about Ranma's seducing my dear Shampoo, so that she would never accept my affections. But this is not a time to talk," Mousse jerked the chains that were wrapped around Nabiki, sending her flying into his arms. He would deposit Nabiki at his base of operations, and then deliver his message of challenge to the pigtailed girl.
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Ranma sat with Akane, just comforting her for a few hours. Not that he didn't mind doing it, but his legs were starting to go numb. Thankfully the shorthaired girl had gone to sleep, allowing him to carefully maneuver her without any incident. All that was shot, as an arrow shot through Akane's window, waking her up.
"Aw man, I was almost home free!" Ranma groused to himself, and looked at the arrow that was imbedded into the wall, "Hey, there's a letter attached to it."
"Ranma
I am holding your precious Akane Tendou hostage. If
You ever want to see her again, you will meet me at
the address listed below at the appointed time also
listed. This shall give you more than ample time to
say your last goodbyes before I make you pay for
keeping me from my dear Shampoo.
P.S. Please do not be late, I have to look for an
apartment early in the morning. And as you know,
finding one in this area will be rather trialsome."
Ranma blinked, and turned to a startled Akane, "Hey, 'Kane, are you currently kidnapped?" Akane's eyes went wide at the mention of her being kidnapped, and she grasped onto the pigtailed boy tightly.
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Nabiki grumbled as she looked about the old high-rise studio that was covered with pornography posters, if she was going to be kidnapped, at least her kidnapper could have picked a more tasteful location.
"I trust you're comfortable?" Mousse said, as he entered through the window, "What's that smell?" Nabiki also griped that he would have to pick somewhere that was over a train station too.
"What makes you think Ranma's going to come for me?" Nabiki demanded.
Mousse gave a low chuckle that made Nabiki grit her teeth, as if the trains were not enough, "My dear Akane Tendou, it is obvious that there is no one that the redheaded harlot cares for more than you. She will most assuredly come to claim you."
"That would be true, if I were Akane, you idiot."
"Really, Akane, isn't this game a little unbecoming of you?"
"Listen, you stupid jerk, Akane is my SISTER! I'm NABIKI!!!"
"If you find this charade comforting, continue it all you want. In the meantime, I shall go await Ranma." Mousse headed downstairs to await his chance at vengeance, leaving Nabiki to curse his name.
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"Nihao! Is Shampoo airen here?" the bubbly Amazon enquired. Her grandmother explained things to her a bit more clearly, and now knew things better. In fact, she was very willing to try a few.
"Oh, hello Shampoo, did you know Dr. Tofu can pull me to sitting with just his penis alone?" Kasumi greeted. Shampoo blinked.
"Uh, is nice, where Ranma and Akane?"
"They're upstairs in Akane's room." Shampoo nodded, and then headed upstairs.
"Ranma, Akane, Shampoo here!" The girl announced herself as she walked in.
"Oh, hello Shampoo," Ranma replied, "Someone kidnapped Akane."
Shampoo looked at the frightened girl clinging to Ranma, "Akane right there."
"I know, that's the confusing part!" Ranma replied, scratching his head, and looking at the letter.
"What that?" Shampoo took the letter from her beloved's hand, and then scowled, "Is Mousse handwriting."
"Hey, Mousse is back?" Ranma asked; he wanted to talk to him about that weapons technique he used. Shampoo nodded in affirmation.
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Mousse stood upon a high stage platform as Ranma, being held onto by Akane and followed by Shampoo, arrived in the studio.
"Man, it smells musky in here!" Ranma's nose twisted his nose at the offending smells.
"It smell like Shampoo room," the lavender haired girl stated factually, and then blinked and nervously chuckled, "Ah, heh..."
"So, Saotome, I see you've brought my beloved Shampoo along. So much better for her to witness my victory over you."
"Ha, stupid Mousse never defeat husband!" Shampoo stated factually.
"Husband?" Mousse enquired curiously, and then looked closer, "Shampoo! Ranma cannot be a man! As you have been enslaved to only know women's service!"
"What are you talking about?" Ranma demanded.
"I think he said Shampoo only likes sex with women," Akane clarified.
"Heh, well that's where you're wrong! Shampoo fears sex entirely!" Ranma stated smugly, "Isn't that right, Shampoo?"
"Actually, Shampoo think she want girl-girl, is no pain, but make very happy, yes?"
"..." Ranma replied.
"And see Ranma, Shampoo has been warped by your nefarious perversions!" Mousse tucked his hands into the sleeves of his robes and glared menacingly at Ranma, "Because of you, Shampoo may never want to experience my touch."
"I don't think it woulda matter with or without any interference from me," Ranma replied skeptically.
"Oh, but you see, once I realized that you had purposely set me up so that Shampoo may fell me and humiliate me..."
"I was trying to help ya, you jerk!"
"I went back to Jusenkyo, so that I may find the spring of drowned girl."
"Shampoo no want stupid Mousse even if girl!" the Amazon adamantly proclaimed.
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"This, dear sir, is the famous training grounds of Jusenkyo," the guide announced in very cultured and articulate Mandarin, "I understand that it's majesty can be awe inspiring, and entice many to visit it, but I for the life of me cannot fathom why you would want to locate the spring of drowned girl."
"There is much I would do for my beloved Shampoo, caretaker," Mousse walked towards the direction the guide was pointing.
"Um, valued customer, perhaps you should have walked *around* that spring?"
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"The guide tried to tell me that my curse wasn't all that bad, in fact he was rather envious."
"So, if your curse isn't all that bad, why you tak'n it out on me? I change into a girl!" Ranma shouted, agitated that this guy apparently got one of the good curses, and he was griping about it.
"But this is truly a curse, for it most assuredly bars me from being able to express my love with Shampoo, unless she is to overcome her fear of a man's touch." Mousse pointed directly behind Ranma, though it looked to everyone that he was still pointing at the pigtailed boy, "Because of you, I have fallen into the worst spring of them all!!!" Mousse dropped his pants and lifted the front of his robe.
Ranma stared.
Akane began drooling, while hugging Ranma tighter.
Shampoo backed away in wide-eyed terror.
"SPRING OF OVERENDOWED PIMP WHO USED TO CONSTANTLY SMOTHER HIS PENIS IN COCAINE!!!!"
Ranma continued to stare.
Akane wiped her mouth, and started massaging Ranma's biceps.
Shampoo shrieked in absolute terror. Her grandmother had told her, the longer it was, the more happy it could make her, and the more pain it could also bring.
"I am now doomed to sport this monster in my cursed form, while it shall never go flax. I must use my mastery over hidden weapons to disguise my shame."
Ranma snapped to at that, "YOUR SHAME?!?!"
"You know what it's like to have an eternal hard-on?" Mousse asked with tears, "I can't even get decent relief. You know how much a pain it is to jerk this thing off?"
Ranma suddenly felt the overwhelming need to beat the hell out of the Chinese young man and assert his own manhood.
"Enough banter, Saotome, prepare for a technique that has been passed down from generation to generation, so deadly that only one of each generation may learn it. Behold, ANGRY FOWL SWARM!!!!" Suddenly, Mousse's arms shot out, and began to retract chains that hadn't been noticed previously.
"Uh oh," Ranma exclaimed, pushing both girls out of the way. As one chain went taunt, a training potty flew towards him, forcing Ranma to dodge the projectile. Mousse jerked to the side, contracting another set of chains. Ranma dodged the projectiles that came from behind him. This was going to be too easy, after his bouts with a certain 9 and a half-year-old mercenary.
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Nabiki heard the commotion, and called out, "Hey! Somebody get me out of here!"
"Huh? Oh, Nabiki!" Akane called out, and started up a flight of stairs near her. She found her sister tied up in a room filled with old videotapes and posters. Akane wrinkled her nose at the smell.
"Not... a word," Nabiki growled, "What are you doing here anyway?"
"I'm here with Ranma, he's downstairs facing Mousse."
"Ranma came... to rescue me?" Nabiki asked with a bit of awe.
"... yes," Akane replied, as she began to untie her sister, no sense telling her the truth.
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"Is this all you got, because I'm getting pretty bored," Ranma idly commented, while he precariously dodged the flying objects that were launched at him. Mousse growled as he realized his technique was not having any affect, and pulled the remainder of the chains before leaping into the air.
Ranma easily evaded the hail of flying obstacles, and almost missed Mousse descending towards him.
"RAKING HAWK TALONS!"
"Whoa!" Ranma cried out, twisting out of the way of Mousses clawed feet.
"FIST OF THE WHITE SWAN!" Ranma parried the two swings instinctually, and returned a thrust kick to the myopic young man's stomach.
"Ah!" Ranma cried out, trying to regain his balance from his kick. It felt like he kicked a steel pole.
Mousse chuckled, "You see, my greatest bane is also a great asset in battle," Mousse went into a northern Crane stance.
"Thanks for pointing that out," Ranma stated dryly, "KACHU TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN!"
"Wha? You know..." that was as far as Mousse had gotten.
"RANMA!" dual voices shouted, and two bodies slamming into him, almost knocking him off balance.
"Ranma, you actually came!" Nabiki cried out, hugging her pigtailed hero tightly.
"Uh, sure, of course I would," Ranma replied, a bit puzzled.
"Shampoo knew husband beat Mousse easy!" the bubbly Amazon exclaimed, as she bounded over to Ranma.
"Heh, he wasn't a problem," Ranma replied, walking, with the two Tendou sisters under each arm, up to the girl, and receiving a straining potty shattered on his head.
"No touch Shampoo," the Amazon replied casually to the twitching pigtailed body.
Nabiki and Akane gathered Ranma, and carried him on their shoulders out of the old porn studio. Several moments later, Mousse regained sentience, "This... isn't the last... Saotome..."
It had been several days since Kasumi had gotten together with the family doctor, and the two had been enjoying it immensely. Ranma and Akane both sat smiling, as they watched the eldest Tendou daughter busy herself around the dining room.
"She's definitely happier than I've seen her in ages," Ranma-chan said cheerfully, Akane snuggled up to her partner and nodded in agreement.
"How can you tell? Kasumi's *always* happy," Nabiki replied, though even she had to admit that her older sister was practically glowing.
"Oh, she's probably feeling much better than she had in a long time," Ranma affirmed, wrapping one of her arms around Akane.
"Yes..." Soun said darkly from behind his newspaper, "And she's much more talkative too."
"And that's when I Dr. Tofu pushed, and it felt like something was broken. I was afraid that it was something horrible, since we already knew it wasn't my hymen, but dear Tofu-chan told me that he probably just pushed through the cervix, that it shouldn't be anything to worry about." Kasumi giggled, and went to get the rice to set out for breakfast. Soun crumpled his newspaper further, trying to keep himself steady.
"Sounds like you had yourself a good day yesterday," Nabiki commented idly, "and all the way through the night too."
"Oh, and it felt like a fire hose too, I didn't think he would ever stop!" Kasumi's voice carried the concern from the previous night.
"Uh, that's... nice, dear..." Soun thought Kasumi now was giving a bit too much information.
"Yeah, he does tend to build up a great deal, doesn't he?" the redhead mused to herself out loud.
"Isn't this your period?" Nabiki voiced her own concern over it, not that she wouldn't like to see her older sister happily married to the good doctor.
"Oh, Tofu-chan took care of that." Kasumi replied cheerfully.
"That's good," Soun replied with a bit of strain in his voice.
"Oh my, Tofu-chan was so energetic, it felt like I was on a mechanical bull!" Kasumi said with innocent exclamation. Soun tore his paper in half, and stood up.
"Nabiki, dear, would you contact us a family doctor?"
"Uh, why, Daddy?" the middle Tendou Daughter asked curiously.
"Because, dear, I'm going to go kill our current one." Soun calmly went to the dojo to grab the family halberd. Everyone else blinked.
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Mousse stood on the walls of the Tendou household, looking into the dining room. His recent return had left him bitter, after discovering the reason why his beloved Shampoo actually spurned him. It was all so clear now, and there was the devil to pay.
"Ranma," Mousse growled, trying to convey all the animosity that his heart contained for the redhead, "You will pay for ruining my Chance with Shampoo."
With that, he turned and leapt from the wall.
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"Great Granddaughter, it has been a while since you had visited your spouses, is there a reason for this?" Cologne asked her heir.
"Yes, great Grandmother," Shampoo replied with a bit of bile in her voice, "Is because Shampoo airen want to put French fry in Shampoo happy meal!"
"That really isn't a bad thing, you know?" Cologne answered with a drawn voice.
"Is very bad thing! They make want make Shampoo very very happy till Shampoo feel much, much pain!"
"That's *only* if you get pregnant, idiot," the Matriarch replied, the notions the girl held were humorous at first, but now she was becoming as grating as her mother.
"Yes, and airen want Shampoo happy and pregnant, is not what you say, Great Grandmother?"
"Shampoo, I think another talk is in order..."
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"WHAT?" Otoku-Ranma yelled, becoming unnerved from the girl's close attention to him. Nabiki didn't answer, just turned back from her staring at her potential fiancée to the TV. Ranma rolled his eyes, and decided that he didn't need to be in the same room as her.
"Kasumi, you know what's up with Nabiki? She's been acting pretty weird."
"Oh, I'm afraid I'm not sure," the eldest Tendou daughter replied, "Did you know Dr. Tofu does the most amazing thing with his hips?"
"Oh, yeah, you mean when he rotates clockwise and then trusts at that funky ang..." Ranma caught himself, "NO! I *don't* know what you're talking about, Kasumi!"
"Oh well," Kasumi turned back to dallying in the kitchen.
"Akane's the only sane one around here," Ranma grumbled, walking upstairs to hang out with the girl. Ranma reached the door with the yellow ducky on it and knocked.
"Yo, 'Kane, you decent?" receiving no reply, the pigtailed boy shrugged, and let himself in, "Huh? 'Kane?" He was answered by a blur that attached itself to his waist, and nearly bowled him over, "HEY! LEGGO!!!" Ranma moved to pry the girl from his legs, but thought against it. If Nabiki was acting weird, Akane was fit to be a Kuno. In resignation, the pigtailed boy sighed, and inched himself to Akane's bed, dragging her along. Once he sat down, he pulled Akane up, and allowed her to snuggle into his arms.
"What am I going to do with you, Tomboy?"
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Nabiki strode out the walls surrounding her. She needed to get away from Ranma for a bit, since attempting to think around him was becoming a vicious distraction. Her thoughts circled around what Ranma had told her not too long ago...
"Please, Nabiki, I don't want to fight with you anymore. I'm your fiancée, I just don't want to hurt you anymore."
Nabiki shook her head furiously; she could not have wanted the insensitive jerk, in either form. But the insensitive part couldn't have been true, could it?
"Did he really mean what he said?" It was of no doubt that something was influencing the pigtailed boy, he was just way too forward for his usual self. But the look in his eyes, it seemed as if he definitely meant it, "Oh, get off of it, Nabiki Tendou! It's obvious that he's gonna be Akane's, you'll just have to make due with seconds."
Nabiki reached up with her right hand and dragged it from her left side of her face to the bridge of her nose, as much as she resented the control that was taken from her that first time so long ago, there was a feeling of something that she had felt missing for so long, an emptiness that had been filled. It was a feeling she got every time she got attention from Ranma, whether it was negative or positive, or from Ukyo for that matter. She thought back to how she enjoyed watching the okonomiyaki chef squirm from her advances. The middle Tendou sister almost craved it, like it was a ghosting taste that danced on the full of her tongue. It didn't take a genius to figure out what it was...
She was lonely.
Sure, the sex and flirting was fun, but it wasn't substantial, like it seemed Ranma and Akane's relationship was. Kasumi's newfound relationship with the family doctor only seemed to bring everything to the fore. Nabiki dragged her right hand across the right side of her face to her nose idly, and then growled and wiped her moistened hand onto her pants. She choked down the sniffle as she moved forward. The world was a harsh place; this wasn't anything she couldn't overcome. Maybe she should drop by Ucchan's for a bit of lunch, and maybe a bit more. She changed direction, right before she was bundled in chains.
"Akane Tendou, you shall be my hostage in order to lure the harlot Ranma Saotome into my clutches, so that I may punish him for attempting to separate me from my dear Shampoo!"
"Huh?" Nabiki questioned, her melancholy forgotten, "You idiot, Akane's my sister!"
"Please, Ms. Tendou, do not take me for such a fool, as to think that a weak ploy like so would buy your freedom." The young man with the long hair in robes stated firmly.
"Wait, you're Mousse, right? What is this all about?"
"This... this is about Ranma's seducing my dear Shampoo, so that she would never accept my affections. But this is not a time to talk," Mousse jerked the chains that were wrapped around Nabiki, sending her flying into his arms. He would deposit Nabiki at his base of operations, and then deliver his message of challenge to the pigtailed girl.
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Ranma sat with Akane, just comforting her for a few hours. Not that he didn't mind doing it, but his legs were starting to go numb. Thankfully the shorthaired girl had gone to sleep, allowing him to carefully maneuver her without any incident. All that was shot, as an arrow shot through Akane's window, waking her up.
"Aw man, I was almost home free!" Ranma groused to himself, and looked at the arrow that was imbedded into the wall, "Hey, there's a letter attached to it."
"Ranma
I am holding your precious Akane Tendou hostage. If
You ever want to see her again, you will meet me at
the address listed below at the appointed time also
listed. This shall give you more than ample time to
say your last goodbyes before I make you pay for
keeping me from my dear Shampoo.
P.S. Please do not be late, I have to look for an
apartment early in the morning. And as you know,
finding one in this area will be rather trialsome."
Ranma blinked, and turned to a startled Akane, "Hey, 'Kane, are you currently kidnapped?" Akane's eyes went wide at the mention of her being kidnapped, and she grasped onto the pigtailed boy tightly.
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Nabiki grumbled as she looked about the old high-rise studio that was covered with pornography posters, if she was going to be kidnapped, at least her kidnapper could have picked a more tasteful location.
"I trust you're comfortable?" Mousse said, as he entered through the window, "What's that smell?" Nabiki also griped that he would have to pick somewhere that was over a train station too.
"What makes you think Ranma's going to come for me?" Nabiki demanded.
Mousse gave a low chuckle that made Nabiki grit her teeth, as if the trains were not enough, "My dear Akane Tendou, it is obvious that there is no one that the redheaded harlot cares for more than you. She will most assuredly come to claim you."
"That would be true, if I were Akane, you idiot."
"Really, Akane, isn't this game a little unbecoming of you?"
"Listen, you stupid jerk, Akane is my SISTER! I'm NABIKI!!!"
"If you find this charade comforting, continue it all you want. In the meantime, I shall go await Ranma." Mousse headed downstairs to await his chance at vengeance, leaving Nabiki to curse his name.
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"Nihao! Is Shampoo airen here?" the bubbly Amazon enquired. Her grandmother explained things to her a bit more clearly, and now knew things better. In fact, she was very willing to try a few.
"Oh, hello Shampoo, did you know Dr. Tofu can pull me to sitting with just his penis alone?" Kasumi greeted. Shampoo blinked.
"Uh, is nice, where Ranma and Akane?"
"They're upstairs in Akane's room." Shampoo nodded, and then headed upstairs.
"Ranma, Akane, Shampoo here!" The girl announced herself as she walked in.
"Oh, hello Shampoo," Ranma replied, "Someone kidnapped Akane."
Shampoo looked at the frightened girl clinging to Ranma, "Akane right there."
"I know, that's the confusing part!" Ranma replied, scratching his head, and looking at the letter.
"What that?" Shampoo took the letter from her beloved's hand, and then scowled, "Is Mousse handwriting."
"Hey, Mousse is back?" Ranma asked; he wanted to talk to him about that weapons technique he used. Shampoo nodded in affirmation.
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Mousse stood upon a high stage platform as Ranma, being held onto by Akane and followed by Shampoo, arrived in the studio.
"Man, it smells musky in here!" Ranma's nose twisted his nose at the offending smells.
"It smell like Shampoo room," the lavender haired girl stated factually, and then blinked and nervously chuckled, "Ah, heh..."
"So, Saotome, I see you've brought my beloved Shampoo along. So much better for her to witness my victory over you."
"Ha, stupid Mousse never defeat husband!" Shampoo stated factually.
"Husband?" Mousse enquired curiously, and then looked closer, "Shampoo! Ranma cannot be a man! As you have been enslaved to only know women's service!"
"What are you talking about?" Ranma demanded.
"I think he said Shampoo only likes sex with women," Akane clarified.
"Heh, well that's where you're wrong! Shampoo fears sex entirely!" Ranma stated smugly, "Isn't that right, Shampoo?"
"Actually, Shampoo think she want girl-girl, is no pain, but make very happy, yes?"
"..." Ranma replied.
"And see Ranma, Shampoo has been warped by your nefarious perversions!" Mousse tucked his hands into the sleeves of his robes and glared menacingly at Ranma, "Because of you, Shampoo may never want to experience my touch."
"I don't think it woulda matter with or without any interference from me," Ranma replied skeptically.
"Oh, but you see, once I realized that you had purposely set me up so that Shampoo may fell me and humiliate me..."
"I was trying to help ya, you jerk!"
"I went back to Jusenkyo, so that I may find the spring of drowned girl."
"Shampoo no want stupid Mousse even if girl!" the Amazon adamantly proclaimed.
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"This, dear sir, is the famous training grounds of Jusenkyo," the guide announced in very cultured and articulate Mandarin, "I understand that it's majesty can be awe inspiring, and entice many to visit it, but I for the life of me cannot fathom why you would want to locate the spring of drowned girl."
"There is much I would do for my beloved Shampoo, caretaker," Mousse walked towards the direction the guide was pointing.
"Um, valued customer, perhaps you should have walked *around* that spring?"
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"The guide tried to tell me that my curse wasn't all that bad, in fact he was rather envious."
"So, if your curse isn't all that bad, why you tak'n it out on me? I change into a girl!" Ranma shouted, agitated that this guy apparently got one of the good curses, and he was griping about it.
"But this is truly a curse, for it most assuredly bars me from being able to express my love with Shampoo, unless she is to overcome her fear of a man's touch." Mousse pointed directly behind Ranma, though it looked to everyone that he was still pointing at the pigtailed boy, "Because of you, I have fallen into the worst spring of them all!!!" Mousse dropped his pants and lifted the front of his robe.
Ranma stared.
Akane began drooling, while hugging Ranma tighter.
Shampoo backed away in wide-eyed terror.
"SPRING OF OVERENDOWED PIMP WHO USED TO CONSTANTLY SMOTHER HIS PENIS IN COCAINE!!!!"
Ranma continued to stare.
Akane wiped her mouth, and started massaging Ranma's biceps.
Shampoo shrieked in absolute terror. Her grandmother had told her, the longer it was, the more happy it could make her, and the more pain it could also bring.
"I am now doomed to sport this monster in my cursed form, while it shall never go flax. I must use my mastery over hidden weapons to disguise my shame."
Ranma snapped to at that, "YOUR SHAME?!?!"
"You know what it's like to have an eternal hard-on?" Mousse asked with tears, "I can't even get decent relief. You know how much a pain it is to jerk this thing off?"
Ranma suddenly felt the overwhelming need to beat the hell out of the Chinese young man and assert his own manhood.
"Enough banter, Saotome, prepare for a technique that has been passed down from generation to generation, so deadly that only one of each generation may learn it. Behold, ANGRY FOWL SWARM!!!!" Suddenly, Mousse's arms shot out, and began to retract chains that hadn't been noticed previously.
"Uh oh," Ranma exclaimed, pushing both girls out of the way. As one chain went taunt, a training potty flew towards him, forcing Ranma to dodge the projectile. Mousse jerked to the side, contracting another set of chains. Ranma dodged the projectiles that came from behind him. This was going to be too easy, after his bouts with a certain 9 and a half-year-old mercenary.
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Nabiki heard the commotion, and called out, "Hey! Somebody get me out of here!"
"Huh? Oh, Nabiki!" Akane called out, and started up a flight of stairs near her. She found her sister tied up in a room filled with old videotapes and posters. Akane wrinkled her nose at the smell.
"Not... a word," Nabiki growled, "What are you doing here anyway?"
"I'm here with Ranma, he's downstairs facing Mousse."
"Ranma came... to rescue me?" Nabiki asked with a bit of awe.
"... yes," Akane replied, as she began to untie her sister, no sense telling her the truth.
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"Is this all you got, because I'm getting pretty bored," Ranma idly commented, while he precariously dodged the flying objects that were launched at him. Mousse growled as he realized his technique was not having any affect, and pulled the remainder of the chains before leaping into the air.
Ranma easily evaded the hail of flying obstacles, and almost missed Mousse descending towards him.
"RAKING HAWK TALONS!"
"Whoa!" Ranma cried out, twisting out of the way of Mousses clawed feet.
"FIST OF THE WHITE SWAN!" Ranma parried the two swings instinctually, and returned a thrust kick to the myopic young man's stomach.
"Ah!" Ranma cried out, trying to regain his balance from his kick. It felt like he kicked a steel pole.
Mousse chuckled, "You see, my greatest bane is also a great asset in battle," Mousse went into a northern Crane stance.
"Thanks for pointing that out," Ranma stated dryly, "KACHU TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN!"
"Wha? You know..." that was as far as Mousse had gotten.
"RANMA!" dual voices shouted, and two bodies slamming into him, almost knocking him off balance.
"Ranma, you actually came!" Nabiki cried out, hugging her pigtailed hero tightly.
"Uh, sure, of course I would," Ranma replied, a bit puzzled.
"Shampoo knew husband beat Mousse easy!" the bubbly Amazon exclaimed, as she bounded over to Ranma.
"Heh, he wasn't a problem," Ranma replied, walking, with the two Tendou sisters under each arm, up to the girl, and receiving a straining potty shattered on his head.
"No touch Shampoo," the Amazon replied casually to the twitching pigtailed body.
Nabiki and Akane gathered Ranma, and carried him on their shoulders out of the old porn studio. Several moments later, Mousse regained sentience, "This... isn't the last... Saotome..."