Spellchecker's too pooped from the wild orgy.
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Ranma the Amorous Over-Sexed Nympho
"Hel...lo," Kasumi greeted, looking at a red eyed and extremely flustered Nodoka, an absolutely beaming Ranma-chan, and a skittish and slightly irritated Akane, "Oh my, was your stay at..."
"Yes, very pleasent for some of us," Akane interrupted urgently, but with a slight edge of irritation in her voice. Nodoka didn't say anything, as she just brushed herself past Kasumi into the house. Ranma cheerfully followed, patting Kasumi on the butt a couple of times, causing the older girl to jolt a bit.
"I see Ranma's happy this morning." Kasumi cheerfully stated, Akane groaned, and walked in past her sister.
Onna-Ranma walked in, and noticed her father was in Pandachan form, dripping wet, and playing with an oversized beachball, while watching her and 'Auntie' like a hawk. Akane walked in, and turned her slightly dark gaze to the panda, and slowly shook her head. Pandachan visibly relaxed.
If Ranma had been paying attention, she would had noticed her father was tensed to bolt at the slightest, but as it was, she was feeling pretty high.
"You've just made it in time for lunch, I'll set extra plates out for you," Kasumi dissappeared into the kitchen, while the three ladies sat themselves at the table. Soun had his paper down, nervously looking at Nodoka's flushed and upset face, hoping it wasn't from the worst.
"Hello, Mrs. Sao... Nodoka, how are you fairing this fine, er, fine day?" Soun enquired, his voice a bit strained. Genma had informed him of the situation, and what slipping up meant.
"I'm doing fine, er, fine, thank you for asking," Nodoka replied with an equally strained voice. Nabiki walked in at that moment, and glanced at the tense woman, the brilliantly grinning redhead, and her thoroughly irritated sister.
"What's with you, Akane?" The girl in question snorted, and looked away, "You're acting like you missed out on something." Nabiki replied jokingly while sitting down next to her younger sister.
"They could have invited me in," the raven haired girl grumbled under her voice.
Nabiki caught it barely, and then looked to the madly grinning Ranma, and the upset Nodoka. Nabiki's face immidiately went expressionless to hide the surprise.
Kasumi walked in, and set lunch down to be served. Lunch was going rather quietly, as the tension in the air kept it that way. Kasumi frowned slightly at the tense feeling around her, and decided that something needed to break the ice.
"Did you know Dr. Tofu has a third testicle?"
"I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!" Nodoka whined out loud, and then covered her hands over her face to cry. Soun went rigid at the proclimation, and then pulled his newspaper to the front of his face in an attempt to hide from his lunch and the rest of the world. The panda immidiately ceased rolling, while supported on its shoulders in an incredible display of anti-gravitational feat.
"Well, you 'were' the one at found the other end of the double dong," Akane groused. Nodoka cried even louder.
"Cheer up, Akane-chan, it's a beautiful day!" Ranma-chan chirped, rubbing Akane in the back, while hitting the switch next to her armpit.
"ACK!" Nabiki cried out, doing a faceplant into her plate, while her hands shot to her crotch.
"Yeah, it must be for you," Akane replied sullenly.
"OoOoOoOoh YeEaH!" Ranma-chan moaned through the pleasant sensations in her chest.
Nodoka's sobbing could be heard over the vibrations, while Akane stared hatefully at the rest of her meal, as Nabiki valiantly fought to still her ludely bucking and gyrating hips while gasping through a facefull of her meal.
Ranma-chan continued to alternate between smiling and grimacing in extacy; All days should start out this good, she thought to herself.
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"She was that upset about it.. *groan*, huh?" Ukyo stated through gritted teeth, as Nabiki worked on her meal.
"Yeah... *mmmm*, I don't think I've seen Akane this.. *mmph*... aggrivated with anyone in a while.. *slurp*."
"I see you like... *ugh* it runny... Nabiki-chan!" The chef stated through her exertion.
"Oh, mmmm...delicious, it's not often that I get to have something this... *gulp*... tasty."
"Anyone... *Oh! Geeze it feels so tight!*... tell you not to talk with your mouth full?" Ukyo's face contorted in fustration, her tense muscles demanding release.
"Yes Ma'am," Nabiki grinned, and went back to work.
"AAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
Nabiki looked up to Ukyo's face, "Need a hand with that?"
"Na... I... *Dammit! BUDGE!*... almost got it!"
Nabiki finished up the rest of her okonomiyaki, and walked around the counter, "Here." The Chef wordlessly handed the middle Tendou sister the sealed jar, "The trick is to tap the bottom and the lid with something a few times to shake it loose." Nabiki tapped the lid against the grill a few times, and patted the bottom of the jar with her hand. After she was finished, Nabiki strained a bit to open the jar.
"Never heard about that," Ukyo said with awe, right before Nabiki successfully removed the lid, but with a bit of splash everywhere.
"Uh, sorry!" Nabiki apologised, setting the jar down, grabbing her napkin, and patting down Ukyo's outfit at her chest.
"Ugh, this is gonna be hard to get ou-HEY!" Ukyo tumbled back in shock. Nabiki reached out and grabbed for her, but the chef's momentum took them both down, with Nabiki laying flat on top of Ukyo.
"Uh... you have some sauce on your face from the jar..." Ukyo stated while staring into Nabiki's bewildered eyes. She took her finger and wiped the side of Nabiki's mouth. Ukyo's gaze was no less frightened and startled than the other girl's.
"You do too," Nabiki said with a tense, nervous voice, and went to wipe the smudge that spilt onto Ukyo's face.
"HEY! NOT WITH YOUR TONGUE!" Ukyo screamed, throwing the older girl to the side and scooting backwards into the wall.
"Uh, sorry, I guess I got carried away," Nabiki said sheepishly, bringing herself to kneeling.
"Well, I'm tell'n you that I'm not like that! I'm flattered that you find me attractive in that way, but this relationship is ploutonic! Get it?" Ukyo brought her hand up to still the harsh thumping in her chest, and battled for control over her flush.
"Anyhow, it looks like Ranma's latest stunt may be exploitable. Akane's been grumpy about it all day."
"So, you think you can use this to get your sister to see reason?"
"It's possible," Nabiki stated, sitting into lotus position.
"Don't... please get back on the other side of the counter," Ukyo commanded with a slightly shaky voice. Nabiki pouted a bit, but relented.
"I'm not sure how to work it, but once I see an angle, we should have our mutual troubles taken care of," Nabiki stated proudly, and then looked sullenly at her empty plate, "Can I..."
"NO!" Ukyo shouted with a red face, as she finally pulled herself to standing.
Nabiki pouted again, "Then, can I just have another seafood and beef Okonomiyaki with a whole yoke on top?"
Ukyo curtly made Nabiki's order and served it to her, making sure never to meet the other girl's eyes.
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"Boy, I wanna talk to you," Genma growled, while dumping hot water onto the redhead while both of them were on top of the roof, "I demand that you stay away from that woman!"
"I wouldn't BE going near her if you hadn't given me this stupid curse!" Ranma growled, while driving his elbow into his father's head.
"I mean it boy, you *will* avoid her, especially in your girl form."
"Like I can help *that*! It's all your damn fault, Pops! Why she got you so freaked in the first place? What did you do to her?"
Genma's eyes narrowed, "That's none of your damn business at the moment."
Ranma blinked, surprised at the tone his father was taking with him. It wasn't often that he was this stern, but when he was it was serious, "Okay, I'll *try*, but I ain't giv'n any promises, especially with this damn curse."
"There will be no *try*. You simply *will*."
"Ranko-chan, what are you doing up on the roof?" Both male Saotomes baulked, as the ladder clanked against the side of the roof, "Oh, there you are, and how did you get Panda-chan up here?"
"I'm, um, not sure how he gets up here, um..."
"Call me Auntie Sao..."
::WHAM::
"[Auntie!]" the Panda's sign read. The redhead glared at the oversized raccoon, rubbing the back of her head.
"My, Panda-chan is so rambungious."
"Yeah, we're gonna have to do something about all that energy," The pigtailed girl growled threateningly, imagining several ways to completely wear her transformed father out. Ranma turned to the woman, having noted the hidden nervousness in her voice, "What's up?"
"Well..." Nodoka fiddled with her hands, as she got situated on the roof, "It's about last night." The panda twitched.
"Don't worry, I enjoyed it quite a bit, you're pretty good!" Ranma-chan chirped. The panda twitched again.
"Uhhhhhh," Nodoka fought down the flustered feelings, "but... I... well..."
"You want more? I can be accomidating," Ranma stated with a sensuous grin, and approached the other woman on her hands and knees. The panda began to growl, and aggress towards the redhead.
"NO! Wai..." Nodoka stumbled back, and off the edge of the roof. Ranma-chan's eyes grew wide, as well as the panda's, and both rushed to save her. Ranma-chan had been closer and much faster, and caught the woman in the air.
Nodoka's eye opened when she didn't feel a jarring stop, and opened the other. Once she concluded she was safe, the older woman turned and looked at the face of her savior.
"Are you okay?" Ranma-chan asked with a great deal of concern.
"I..." Nodoka started, and began to think to herself, "How could such a small frame be so powerful?"
Both of them turned to the sound of a crack, and found Akane holding a piece of the porch rail in each hand.
"Your hands are wandering, Ranko," Nabiki said from behind her sister with a smirk; she couldn't have even planned this better. Both Nodoka and the redhead turned their looks to find the girl's supporting hand that was at chest level.. well... at chest level.
Nodoka leapt from the girl's hands, while the panda growled, stood up on it's haunches, and went into a threatening martial arts stance.
"I'm going for a walk," Akane said calmly, and turned back into the house.
"Akane-chan, wait!" Nodoka quickly rushed to the girl to explain herself.
The raven haired girl turned a baleful look to the older woman, "What... Auntie?"
The matronly woman flinched from the tone in the girl's voice, "Akane, I... with your cousin... I mean it's not what it seems." Both women ignored the loud cry of "enough!" from outside.
"Oh yeah, and what was the double-head for?" Akane folded her arms, with an unamused look on her face. Both ignored the loud and heavy smack that shook the house.
"It's just easier to wiggle it around with more slack..." Nodoka realized what she was saying, and cleared her throat to start over, "I wouldn't do anything to hurt you, or your cousin, please believe me!"
"Fine, you wouldn't do it intentionally," Akane replied with a bit of acid in her tongue, as she slipped on her shoes, and stepped out the front door.
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Ranma-chan stood staring where Akane dissappeared, "A-Akane?" She was then made to duck a heavy swipe meant for her head.
"Pops, what's gotten into you?" The redhead shouted, dodging several more attacks, her father didn't seem to be holding as much back this time.
"Stand your ground and FIGHT!" Genma-panda growled to emphesize the sign, and managed to clip the Redhead in the arm, drawing blood with it's claws.
"ENOUGH!" The redhead shouted, with her eyes glowing red. Her aura flaired brightly, as her father's body was sent flying into the walls that surrounded the grounds. Nabiki blinked at the large, pulsating corona that surrounded the pigtailed girl. She knew about battle auras, as her younger sister used to produce them like clockwork before Ranma had arrived in their lives; heck, she manifested them on occation, but nothing had ever come close to the one she was seeing now.
Ranma-chan checked the shallow cuts, and decided finding Akane was more important than tending to them. She leapt up to the roof, and spotted the other girl walking out the front gate.
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"Akane, wait up!"
"Leave me alone, Ranma."
"Oh, back to Ranma, is it?" The redhead enquired with an amused, but challenging tone.
"Not right now, I can't talk to you, please," Akane's voice immidiatly switched back to the usual meek tone she used with Ranma.
"What's got you so upset?"
"What's got me so upset? You were screwing your mother, and you didn't even take me into consideration!"
"Hey! It was kinda a spur of the moment thing!" Ranma-chan countered, seeming to miss something in the exchange, "I woulda got ya if I knew it was gonna happen! Besides! What was it with you and Shampoo a while back? Huh? Don't think I forgot about what happened when Mousse first came around!" The redhead folded her arms, and gave the other girl an accusing glare.
"We're married to Shampoo! How can you compare her to this?"
"Oh, so you're taking this Amazon marriage thing seriously, eh?"
"And you're not?" Akane asked with a quiet and suprised shock, "You don't see her or my relationship with you important?"
"What's this 'hers and my' crap? Shampoo's just for fun, and..." Ranma was cut off by the smack that was audible for several blocks over.
Akane lowered her open hand, and gave the redhead an angry and teary eyed glare, "If, if that's how you see her, or me for that matter, you..." Akane couldn't finish, and ran off.
Onna-Ranma stared at the retreating girl, slackjawed, before she recovered her speech, "Akane, WAIT!" The redhead stopped before she got truly started, when she felt a blazing battle-aura behind her.
"Shampoo, Shampoo give her body to airens, and Ranma no care?" The Amazon's head was bowed low, with her bangs hiding her eyes. Ranma stepped back when she noticed the lavender-haired girl's shoulders were shaking with restrained fury, and then baulked at the small tear that escaped the glowing girl's left eye.
"Uh, that's not what I meant, I mean I was... uh... heh, oh dear," the redhead knew there was no talking herself out of this one. The throbbing red mark on her cheek was going to be nothing compared to what was coming up.
"RANMA, YOU IS JERK!!!!" The Amazon launched to into full rage mode, in which nothing that had become the object of its scorn could ever escape.
Cologne stood atop a nearby fence, watching the carnage, "Daughter-in-law, that... you had coming."
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"Aaaaaaannnnnnddddddddd CUT!" the director yelled, truly proud of the scene, "Beautiful, as usual! We didn't even have to do any reshootings!"
"Yeah, Yeah, can someone just get me some hot water, please?" Mousse growled, wiping the sweat, and other fluids, from his body.
"Why you in such a hurry?" One of the girl's with oversized endowments enquired, while the other seventeen behind her giggled. All of them were in full agreement that the boy was a stud to be able to keep it up for all of them for so long.
"Just get me the damn hot water," Mousse snatched the kettle passed to him by one of the stage hands, and dumped it on himself. The male Amazon sagged and sighed in relief, while the girls groaned that the party was over.
"Long Stif Won, you were incredible!" The director exclaimed, with tears in his eyes, "This was truly a masterpiece. Truly a breathtaking work of art!"
"Would you stop calling me by that rediculous and demeaning name?" Mousse grumbled, as he got a towel and began to head for the showers, "My name is 'Mu Tzu', if you must, 'Mousse'."
"Sorry, but it's policy to call you by your stage name while you're on the set. Anyhow, I just wanted to tell you that because of your one-eyed wonder of the world, we got to complete everything early. You got some free time, along with some of the petty cash we have left over."
"Great, I'm starving anyway," the young man grabbed the cash waved in front of his face, and walked over to his robs to store it.
"Hey! No prob! Just remember to eat a lot of protein! We'll need another gusher scene next flick!"
Mousse whimpered as he walked to the showers at the director's last comment, but then grinned to himself. He had free time to pursue Shampoo, and do away with Ranma and Akane.
"Hmhmhmhmhmmmmm, soon, Ranma Saotome and Akane Tendou, my Shampoo shall be free from your clutches!
"He's doing that sinister chuckle thing again!" a woman's high pitched voice called out.
"Isn't it so *cute*? I'm getting wet just from hearing it!"
"Wanna go join him in the showers?"
"Sure! I didn't get to be in the wet scene with you guys," the second woman frowned, but perked up at the new prospect. Mousse whimpered again as he saw the two women walk alongside him. He knew the showers had been sabotaged for cold water again...
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"Akane, there you are..." the heavily battered redhead called out tiredly, limping on a stick.
"What happened to you?" Akane asked without much concern, as she looked over the bridge into the canal sullenly.
"Shampoo..."
"Ah," Akane said almost absently, "Why are you here?"
"I just, well, I wanted to, well, say sorry, I guess."
"Sorry for what?" the raven-haired girl asked tightly, still not looking at the other girl.
Ranma took a deep breath before continuing, "We didn't do anything, Akane."
The girl in question turned to look directly at the pigtailed girl, "Huh?"
"Me and, uh, Auntie, we didn't do anything last night. I just kinda... wandered into her room by accident, and she was already wore out I think."
"But why was she holding you? Why were you both nude?" Akane's accusations kept coming, though she could tell from the other girl's eyes that she wasn't lying.
"I think she was pretty lonely, Akane-chan. She has all those pictures all over her house of..."
"Uh, you didn't happen to take a good look at anyone in those pictures, did you?" Akane asked with a nervous cautiousness.
"Uh, no, why?"
"Nothing important, but you were saying?" the raven-haired girl covered.
"I don't think she's seen her family in a long while, that's why she wanted us over there so badly."
"Yeah, she told us that much. But, why lie about it?"
"I kinda of, well, thought you would think of me as a failure, if I... you know, missed it..."
"You're not a failiure, Ranma-sama," Akane replied with a softer voice, "But that means that you haven't had anything for over a day then," Akane's face became preditory.
"Hmm, I am kinda peckish..."
"Peking Cat?"
"Shampoo's still pretty upset with me," Ranma-chan replied with a wary voice.
"That's okay, you can make it up to both of us!"
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"Hel...lo," Kasumi greeted, looking at a red eyed and extremely flustered Nodoka, an absolutely beaming Ranma-chan, and a skittish and slightly irritated Akane, "Oh my, was your stay at..."
"Yes, very pleasent for some of us," Akane interrupted urgently, but with a slight edge of irritation in her voice. Nodoka didn't say anything, as she just brushed herself past Kasumi into the house. Ranma cheerfully followed, patting Kasumi on the butt a couple of times, causing the older girl to jolt a bit.
"I see Ranma's happy this morning." Kasumi cheerfully stated, Akane groaned, and walked in past her sister.
Onna-Ranma walked in, and noticed her father was in Pandachan form, dripping wet, and playing with an oversized beachball, while watching her and 'Auntie' like a hawk. Akane walked in, and turned her slightly dark gaze to the panda, and slowly shook her head. Pandachan visibly relaxed.
If Ranma had been paying attention, she would had noticed her father was tensed to bolt at the slightest, but as it was, she was feeling pretty high.
"You've just made it in time for lunch, I'll set extra plates out for you," Kasumi dissappeared into the kitchen, while the three ladies sat themselves at the table. Soun had his paper down, nervously looking at Nodoka's flushed and upset face, hoping it wasn't from the worst.
"Hello, Mrs. Sao... Nodoka, how are you fairing this fine, er, fine day?" Soun enquired, his voice a bit strained. Genma had informed him of the situation, and what slipping up meant.
"I'm doing fine, er, fine, thank you for asking," Nodoka replied with an equally strained voice. Nabiki walked in at that moment, and glanced at the tense woman, the brilliantly grinning redhead, and her thoroughly irritated sister.
"What's with you, Akane?" The girl in question snorted, and looked away, "You're acting like you missed out on something." Nabiki replied jokingly while sitting down next to her younger sister.
"They could have invited me in," the raven haired girl grumbled under her voice.
Nabiki caught it barely, and then looked to the madly grinning Ranma, and the upset Nodoka. Nabiki's face immidiately went expressionless to hide the surprise.
Kasumi walked in, and set lunch down to be served. Lunch was going rather quietly, as the tension in the air kept it that way. Kasumi frowned slightly at the tense feeling around her, and decided that something needed to break the ice.
"Did you know Dr. Tofu has a third testicle?"
"I DIDN'T TOUCH HER!" Nodoka whined out loud, and then covered her hands over her face to cry. Soun went rigid at the proclimation, and then pulled his newspaper to the front of his face in an attempt to hide from his lunch and the rest of the world. The panda immidiately ceased rolling, while supported on its shoulders in an incredible display of anti-gravitational feat.
"Well, you 'were' the one at found the other end of the double dong," Akane groused. Nodoka cried even louder.
"Cheer up, Akane-chan, it's a beautiful day!" Ranma-chan chirped, rubbing Akane in the back, while hitting the switch next to her armpit.
"ACK!" Nabiki cried out, doing a faceplant into her plate, while her hands shot to her crotch.
"Yeah, it must be for you," Akane replied sullenly.
"OoOoOoOoh YeEaH!" Ranma-chan moaned through the pleasant sensations in her chest.
Nodoka's sobbing could be heard over the vibrations, while Akane stared hatefully at the rest of her meal, as Nabiki valiantly fought to still her ludely bucking and gyrating hips while gasping through a facefull of her meal.
Ranma-chan continued to alternate between smiling and grimacing in extacy; All days should start out this good, she thought to herself.
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"She was that upset about it.. *groan*, huh?" Ukyo stated through gritted teeth, as Nabiki worked on her meal.
"Yeah... *mmmm*, I don't think I've seen Akane this.. *mmph*... aggrivated with anyone in a while.. *slurp*."
"I see you like... *ugh* it runny... Nabiki-chan!" The chef stated through her exertion.
"Oh, mmmm...delicious, it's not often that I get to have something this... *gulp*... tasty."
"Anyone... *Oh! Geeze it feels so tight!*... tell you not to talk with your mouth full?" Ukyo's face contorted in fustration, her tense muscles demanding release.
"Yes Ma'am," Nabiki grinned, and went back to work.
"AAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
Nabiki looked up to Ukyo's face, "Need a hand with that?"
"Na... I... *Dammit! BUDGE!*... almost got it!"
Nabiki finished up the rest of her okonomiyaki, and walked around the counter, "Here." The Chef wordlessly handed the middle Tendou sister the sealed jar, "The trick is to tap the bottom and the lid with something a few times to shake it loose." Nabiki tapped the lid against the grill a few times, and patted the bottom of the jar with her hand. After she was finished, Nabiki strained a bit to open the jar.
"Never heard about that," Ukyo said with awe, right before Nabiki successfully removed the lid, but with a bit of splash everywhere.
"Uh, sorry!" Nabiki apologised, setting the jar down, grabbing her napkin, and patting down Ukyo's outfit at her chest.
"Ugh, this is gonna be hard to get ou-HEY!" Ukyo tumbled back in shock. Nabiki reached out and grabbed for her, but the chef's momentum took them both down, with Nabiki laying flat on top of Ukyo.
"Uh... you have some sauce on your face from the jar..." Ukyo stated while staring into Nabiki's bewildered eyes. She took her finger and wiped the side of Nabiki's mouth. Ukyo's gaze was no less frightened and startled than the other girl's.
"You do too," Nabiki said with a tense, nervous voice, and went to wipe the smudge that spilt onto Ukyo's face.
"HEY! NOT WITH YOUR TONGUE!" Ukyo screamed, throwing the older girl to the side and scooting backwards into the wall.
"Uh, sorry, I guess I got carried away," Nabiki said sheepishly, bringing herself to kneeling.
"Well, I'm tell'n you that I'm not like that! I'm flattered that you find me attractive in that way, but this relationship is ploutonic! Get it?" Ukyo brought her hand up to still the harsh thumping in her chest, and battled for control over her flush.
"Anyhow, it looks like Ranma's latest stunt may be exploitable. Akane's been grumpy about it all day."
"So, you think you can use this to get your sister to see reason?"
"It's possible," Nabiki stated, sitting into lotus position.
"Don't... please get back on the other side of the counter," Ukyo commanded with a slightly shaky voice. Nabiki pouted a bit, but relented.
"I'm not sure how to work it, but once I see an angle, we should have our mutual troubles taken care of," Nabiki stated proudly, and then looked sullenly at her empty plate, "Can I..."
"NO!" Ukyo shouted with a red face, as she finally pulled herself to standing.
Nabiki pouted again, "Then, can I just have another seafood and beef Okonomiyaki with a whole yoke on top?"
Ukyo curtly made Nabiki's order and served it to her, making sure never to meet the other girl's eyes.
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"Boy, I wanna talk to you," Genma growled, while dumping hot water onto the redhead while both of them were on top of the roof, "I demand that you stay away from that woman!"
"I wouldn't BE going near her if you hadn't given me this stupid curse!" Ranma growled, while driving his elbow into his father's head.
"I mean it boy, you *will* avoid her, especially in your girl form."
"Like I can help *that*! It's all your damn fault, Pops! Why she got you so freaked in the first place? What did you do to her?"
Genma's eyes narrowed, "That's none of your damn business at the moment."
Ranma blinked, surprised at the tone his father was taking with him. It wasn't often that he was this stern, but when he was it was serious, "Okay, I'll *try*, but I ain't giv'n any promises, especially with this damn curse."
"There will be no *try*. You simply *will*."
"Ranko-chan, what are you doing up on the roof?" Both male Saotomes baulked, as the ladder clanked against the side of the roof, "Oh, there you are, and how did you get Panda-chan up here?"
"I'm, um, not sure how he gets up here, um..."
"Call me Auntie Sao..."
::WHAM::
"[Auntie!]" the Panda's sign read. The redhead glared at the oversized raccoon, rubbing the back of her head.
"My, Panda-chan is so rambungious."
"Yeah, we're gonna have to do something about all that energy," The pigtailed girl growled threateningly, imagining several ways to completely wear her transformed father out. Ranma turned to the woman, having noted the hidden nervousness in her voice, "What's up?"
"Well..." Nodoka fiddled with her hands, as she got situated on the roof, "It's about last night." The panda twitched.
"Don't worry, I enjoyed it quite a bit, you're pretty good!" Ranma-chan chirped. The panda twitched again.
"Uhhhhhh," Nodoka fought down the flustered feelings, "but... I... well..."
"You want more? I can be accomidating," Ranma stated with a sensuous grin, and approached the other woman on her hands and knees. The panda began to growl, and aggress towards the redhead.
"NO! Wai..." Nodoka stumbled back, and off the edge of the roof. Ranma-chan's eyes grew wide, as well as the panda's, and both rushed to save her. Ranma-chan had been closer and much faster, and caught the woman in the air.
Nodoka's eye opened when she didn't feel a jarring stop, and opened the other. Once she concluded she was safe, the older woman turned and looked at the face of her savior.
"Are you okay?" Ranma-chan asked with a great deal of concern.
"I..." Nodoka started, and began to think to herself, "How could such a small frame be so powerful?"
Both of them turned to the sound of a crack, and found Akane holding a piece of the porch rail in each hand.
"Your hands are wandering, Ranko," Nabiki said from behind her sister with a smirk; she couldn't have even planned this better. Both Nodoka and the redhead turned their looks to find the girl's supporting hand that was at chest level.. well... at chest level.
Nodoka leapt from the girl's hands, while the panda growled, stood up on it's haunches, and went into a threatening martial arts stance.
"I'm going for a walk," Akane said calmly, and turned back into the house.
"Akane-chan, wait!" Nodoka quickly rushed to the girl to explain herself.
The raven haired girl turned a baleful look to the older woman, "What... Auntie?"
The matronly woman flinched from the tone in the girl's voice, "Akane, I... with your cousin... I mean it's not what it seems." Both women ignored the loud cry of "enough!" from outside.
"Oh yeah, and what was the double-head for?" Akane folded her arms, with an unamused look on her face. Both ignored the loud and heavy smack that shook the house.
"It's just easier to wiggle it around with more slack..." Nodoka realized what she was saying, and cleared her throat to start over, "I wouldn't do anything to hurt you, or your cousin, please believe me!"
"Fine, you wouldn't do it intentionally," Akane replied with a bit of acid in her tongue, as she slipped on her shoes, and stepped out the front door.
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Ranma-chan stood staring where Akane dissappeared, "A-Akane?" She was then made to duck a heavy swipe meant for her head.
"Pops, what's gotten into you?" The redhead shouted, dodging several more attacks, her father didn't seem to be holding as much back this time.
"Stand your ground and FIGHT!" Genma-panda growled to emphesize the sign, and managed to clip the Redhead in the arm, drawing blood with it's claws.
"ENOUGH!" The redhead shouted, with her eyes glowing red. Her aura flaired brightly, as her father's body was sent flying into the walls that surrounded the grounds. Nabiki blinked at the large, pulsating corona that surrounded the pigtailed girl. She knew about battle auras, as her younger sister used to produce them like clockwork before Ranma had arrived in their lives; heck, she manifested them on occation, but nothing had ever come close to the one she was seeing now.
Ranma-chan checked the shallow cuts, and decided finding Akane was more important than tending to them. She leapt up to the roof, and spotted the other girl walking out the front gate.
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"Akane, wait up!"
"Leave me alone, Ranma."
"Oh, back to Ranma, is it?" The redhead enquired with an amused, but challenging tone.
"Not right now, I can't talk to you, please," Akane's voice immidiatly switched back to the usual meek tone she used with Ranma.
"What's got you so upset?"
"What's got me so upset? You were screwing your mother, and you didn't even take me into consideration!"
"Hey! It was kinda a spur of the moment thing!" Ranma-chan countered, seeming to miss something in the exchange, "I woulda got ya if I knew it was gonna happen! Besides! What was it with you and Shampoo a while back? Huh? Don't think I forgot about what happened when Mousse first came around!" The redhead folded her arms, and gave the other girl an accusing glare.
"We're married to Shampoo! How can you compare her to this?"
"Oh, so you're taking this Amazon marriage thing seriously, eh?"
"And you're not?" Akane asked with a quiet and suprised shock, "You don't see her or my relationship with you important?"
"What's this 'hers and my' crap? Shampoo's just for fun, and..." Ranma was cut off by the smack that was audible for several blocks over.
Akane lowered her open hand, and gave the redhead an angry and teary eyed glare, "If, if that's how you see her, or me for that matter, you..." Akane couldn't finish, and ran off.
Onna-Ranma stared at the retreating girl, slackjawed, before she recovered her speech, "Akane, WAIT!" The redhead stopped before she got truly started, when she felt a blazing battle-aura behind her.
"Shampoo, Shampoo give her body to airens, and Ranma no care?" The Amazon's head was bowed low, with her bangs hiding her eyes. Ranma stepped back when she noticed the lavender-haired girl's shoulders were shaking with restrained fury, and then baulked at the small tear that escaped the glowing girl's left eye.
"Uh, that's not what I meant, I mean I was... uh... heh, oh dear," the redhead knew there was no talking herself out of this one. The throbbing red mark on her cheek was going to be nothing compared to what was coming up.
"RANMA, YOU IS JERK!!!!" The Amazon launched to into full rage mode, in which nothing that had become the object of its scorn could ever escape.
Cologne stood atop a nearby fence, watching the carnage, "Daughter-in-law, that... you had coming."
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"Aaaaaaannnnnnddddddddd CUT!" the director yelled, truly proud of the scene, "Beautiful, as usual! We didn't even have to do any reshootings!"
"Yeah, Yeah, can someone just get me some hot water, please?" Mousse growled, wiping the sweat, and other fluids, from his body.
"Why you in such a hurry?" One of the girl's with oversized endowments enquired, while the other seventeen behind her giggled. All of them were in full agreement that the boy was a stud to be able to keep it up for all of them for so long.
"Just get me the damn hot water," Mousse snatched the kettle passed to him by one of the stage hands, and dumped it on himself. The male Amazon sagged and sighed in relief, while the girls groaned that the party was over.
"Long Stif Won, you were incredible!" The director exclaimed, with tears in his eyes, "This was truly a masterpiece. Truly a breathtaking work of art!"
"Would you stop calling me by that rediculous and demeaning name?" Mousse grumbled, as he got a towel and began to head for the showers, "My name is 'Mu Tzu', if you must, 'Mousse'."
"Sorry, but it's policy to call you by your stage name while you're on the set. Anyhow, I just wanted to tell you that because of your one-eyed wonder of the world, we got to complete everything early. You got some free time, along with some of the petty cash we have left over."
"Great, I'm starving anyway," the young man grabbed the cash waved in front of his face, and walked over to his robs to store it.
"Hey! No prob! Just remember to eat a lot of protein! We'll need another gusher scene next flick!"
Mousse whimpered as he walked to the showers at the director's last comment, but then grinned to himself. He had free time to pursue Shampoo, and do away with Ranma and Akane.
"Hmhmhmhmhmmmmm, soon, Ranma Saotome and Akane Tendou, my Shampoo shall be free from your clutches!
"He's doing that sinister chuckle thing again!" a woman's high pitched voice called out.
"Isn't it so *cute*? I'm getting wet just from hearing it!"
"Wanna go join him in the showers?"
"Sure! I didn't get to be in the wet scene with you guys," the second woman frowned, but perked up at the new prospect. Mousse whimpered again as he saw the two women walk alongside him. He knew the showers had been sabotaged for cold water again...
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"Akane, there you are..." the heavily battered redhead called out tiredly, limping on a stick.
"What happened to you?" Akane asked without much concern, as she looked over the bridge into the canal sullenly.
"Shampoo..."
"Ah," Akane said almost absently, "Why are you here?"
"I just, well, I wanted to, well, say sorry, I guess."
"Sorry for what?" the raven-haired girl asked tightly, still not looking at the other girl.
Ranma took a deep breath before continuing, "We didn't do anything, Akane."
The girl in question turned to look directly at the pigtailed girl, "Huh?"
"Me and, uh, Auntie, we didn't do anything last night. I just kinda... wandered into her room by accident, and she was already wore out I think."
"But why was she holding you? Why were you both nude?" Akane's accusations kept coming, though she could tell from the other girl's eyes that she wasn't lying.
"I think she was pretty lonely, Akane-chan. She has all those pictures all over her house of..."
"Uh, you didn't happen to take a good look at anyone in those pictures, did you?" Akane asked with a nervous cautiousness.
"Uh, no, why?"
"Nothing important, but you were saying?" the raven-haired girl covered.
"I don't think she's seen her family in a long while, that's why she wanted us over there so badly."
"Yeah, she told us that much. But, why lie about it?"
"I kinda of, well, thought you would think of me as a failure, if I... you know, missed it..."
"You're not a failiure, Ranma-sama," Akane replied with a softer voice, "But that means that you haven't had anything for over a day then," Akane's face became preditory.
"Hmm, I am kinda peckish..."
"Peking Cat?"
"Shampoo's still pretty upset with me," Ranma-chan replied with a wary voice.
"That's okay, you can make it up to both of us!"