I just thought this would be funny

I just thought this would be funny. Yes . . . so Sirius and Remus are going out, then Sirius kisses a girl . . . I WAS BORED, OK? . . . So, here it is!

Sirius was standing in the common . . . more like snogging room after Gryffindor won the Quidditch match. Then, he realized who he was snogging . . .

This was never the way I planned,
Not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand,
Lost my discretion.
It's not what I'm used to.
Just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you,
Caught my attention.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.
The taste of her cherry chap stick.
I kissed a girl just to try it.
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it . . .
I liked it.

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SHIT! Shit, shit! Sirius stop! yelled the part of Sirius' brain who knew that this was wrong.

But it feels so good. argued the other part.

What about Remus? That little voice sounded a lot like James . . .

Shit! Shit! Shit! Must stop.

He pulled away, and ran up the boy's staircase in a blind panic. The good side prevailed this time.

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No, I don't even know your name.
It doesn't matter,
You're my experimental game.
Just human nature.
It's not what,
Good girls do.
Not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused,
Hard to obey.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.
The taste of her cherry chap stick.
I kissed a girl just to try it.
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it . . .
I liked it.

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Jeez! I didn't think I was that much of a bad snogger. Well, maybe it was him, thought Emmaline.

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SHIT! Shit! Shit! What have I done? thought Sirius frantically, pacing his dormitory furiously. Shit! What is Remus going to think ? I just have to pretend it never happened . . . yep, that's it! But what if that girl tells? Wait! Who was it? SHITSHITSHITSHIT!

Then, in his Black temper, he kicked the chest of draws. OUCH! That hurt! Next time, I won't do that. Next time . . . No! There won't be a next time. Nope, no next time.

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Us girls we are so magical.
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist, so touchable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.
The taste of her cherry chap stick.
I kissed a girl just to try it.
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
It felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it . . .
I liked it.

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Sirius bolted upright in his bed, covered in a cold sweat with the sheets around his waist. Looking around the dormitory, he saw that all of his friends were sound asleep, the moonlight shining through the windows.

Thank god it was only a dream. he thought gratefully. I hope so anyway.

Shucking that thought with a shiver, he laid back down with the bedclothers wrapped around his form. He settled in for a deep sleep with a splattering of dreams that included him and Remus in multiple fantasies that may one day become reality.

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See? This is what happens when I become bored. And lately, well, EVERYTHING is BORING. So! Be good little readers and review. Then I will be un-bored for about 30 seconds. So the more reviews I get, the less bored I am.

Thanks!,

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Edited by EOSVU4eva, who is currently is bloody exhausted because she had a David Thewlis videofest last night with her cousin. The movies included Naked, Dragonheart, Harry Potter 3, Harry Potter 5, The Omen, Prime Suspect 3 and 7 Years in Tibet.