Ranma the Amorous Over-sexed Nympho
"Okay," Ukyo started, while staring up at the ceiling, "this wasn't near as bad as I thought it would be."
Nabiki turned her head towards the other girl, and smirked, "so you wouldn't mind doing this again?""
"Well," Ukyo blushed, and looked down at the covers that were over her and Nabiki, "I have to admit, I did enjoy last night, and I wouldn't mind having you over... once or twice... in the future."
Nabiki's face grew into a full blown smile, "Thank you."
"It's nice to do something like this. Every since Ranma had left me behind, I have to admit I've always felt pretty lonely." Ukyo gave Nabiki her most tender smile, "I like knowing that if anything, tonight would prove I at least have you as a friend."
"You don't know how much that means to me," Nabiki returned, but found herself unable to wipe the tears from her eyes, as her hands were among other matters.
Ukyo raised an eyebrow, and then squirmed. She turned over, causing Nabiki to frown slightly, "Nabiki, about the other day when I took you on that date..."
Nabiki felt a warm glow inside, last week, Ukyo wouldn't even admit to it being a date, "What about it?"
"Well, when you insisted I wear that bathing suit, did you... really think I looked pretty?"
"Ukyo," Nabiki said softly, "you looked beautiful." Ukyo flopped over again, when Nabiki's hands begain their motions again.
"It's kind of funny to have another girl like you attracted to me like that. It's actually pretty flattering." The young chef sighed wistfully, "Ranma doesn't find me attractive, I don't think."
"Male or female Ranma?"
"Male Ranma," Ukyo answered.
"Ah."
"I mean, the way he always calls me an uncute tomboy..."
"Well, that's usually after you've pounded in with Spatula-sama," Nabiki quipped light heartedly.
"Am I really that bad?" Ukyo asked curiously.
"Well..." Nabiki mused, "I just say you justifiably have a lot to hold against him. Don't take the jerk's word to personally."
Ukyo smiled once more, and then grimaced, as Nabiki's hands began to work again, "Would you quit that? You're going to get rope burns."
"Well, it won't be any more than the ones I got last night," Nabiki replied with a lilt in her voice.
Ukyo blushed again, "I... guess I got carried away last night, huh?"
"A little," Nabiki replied dryly, while once again working her magic hands.
Ukyo grunted, and then sighed, "I need to go to the bathroom." With that, she tossed the covers off of her to reveal an almost overly conservative pajamma set she was enclothed in, and Nabiki in a cotton nightie and hogtied with her hands and ankles bound together.
"Aren't you going to untie me?" Nabiki asked, with the same pleading lilt as before, "I promise I'll be good!"
"Not until I'm dressed," Ukyo called back calmly.
"But I have to use the bathroom too!" Nabiki once again began to try to work her hands out of their bindings so she could get free.
"You'll have to wait your turn."
Nabiki grumbled to herself, "And she invited me over for this sleepover."
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Dr. Tofu looked into his cup of tea with a pathetic expression, "So you see? I just can't keep up with her anymore."
"Wow," Akane breathed, "That's some story!"
Ranma-chan had to admit that she was equally impressed, "That sure is something, you ain't a slouch in the sack yourself, Doc."
The doctor blushed, "Well, I wish that I wouldn't have to prove that so hard to Kasumi-chan."
The redhead patted the doctor on his back, "Cheer up, maybe you're just coming down with something. Before you know it, your stamina will be up again in no time!"
"But, I know I'm not getting... lazy," Dr. Tofu replied, "It just takes her longer to get off now."
Nabiki walked in and announced her arrival.
"Did your sleepover at Ukyo's go well?" Akane asked politely.
"Well, it was a fun night."
"So, how did she taste?" Ranma asked casually, earning a glare from the middle Tendou sister."
"That's none of your damn business, Saotome," the newly arrived girl growled, and stalked upstairs.
"Hmm, she didn't call me a 'dried up baggy sheep cunt' this time, you think she's a bit upset about something?"
"Just your imagination, Ranma-sama," Akane replied casually.
"Hello everyone, oh! Dr. Tofu! When did you get in?" Kasumi asked, coming in from the back yard.
"ACK!" Tofu screeched, having forgotten the woman of his love lived in the house, "I'MSORRYTHATYOUJUSTMISSEDMEBUTIMUSTBEGOINGBYEBYE!!!" The good doctor rushed from the house, not bearing to be in the same room with Kasumi and having to endure the expression of dissapointment that he just new was there on her face.
"Oh my, Dr. Tofu is acting rather peculiar," Kasumi mused, causing the other two youths to look at each other.
"Uh, 'Docter Tofu'?" Akane asked, curiously.
"Whatever happened to 'Tofu-chan'?" Ranma added.
"Oh? It must have slipped," Kasumi replied with a sanguine tone, "Did you know Tofu... that Tofu..."
"Well?" Ranma urged, he enjoyed Kasumi's 'Tofu-Facts'.
Instead, Kasumi sighed, and lost a bit of her happy aura, while slumping to kneel at the table, "Nevermind, it's not important." Both Ranma and Akane knew her relationship problems with the doctor were the cause of her attitude.
"Kasumi, what were you doing outside?" Akane asked, changing the subject.
Her older sister perked up at the question, "I was watering Wiggly-chan!"
"Huh?" Ranma asked, "what's 'Wiggly-chan?"
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Ranma, Akane, and Kasumi looked at a small tree that was almost akin to a willow tree, the way the branches hung down. The vast differences was that it contained very little in the way of leaves, and sparse flowers upon it. Also its many branches had a good deal of thickness.
"When did this get here?" Ranma-chan asked curiously, as she looked upon the tree that was a couple heads taller than her; she hadn't noticed it before, and it didn't look like it was native to the area.
"It's been growing there for a while now," Nabiki shouted out of the guest window, "Of course a dense idiot like you wouldn't have noticed it."
"Hey! I notice plenty!" Ranma challenged, "like the fact that Ukyo didn't give you any last night, huh?"
"Eat me, you nasty, baggy, Bitch-dyke cum-whore!" Nabiki retorted, before slamming her window.
"See, I told you that you were just imagining things," Akane replied soothingly.
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Nodoka walked down the street, just down a ways from the Tendous. She now drummed up the nerve to face her son-turned-daughter to set things straight. The matronly woman was going to put her foot down today and tell the girl that...
"Nothing happened between us that night, and you'll stay silent about this from now on understood?" Nodoka beemed to herself, yes she would say it just like that.
With renewed resolve, she pushed open the door to the Tendou household, and went around back to see if anyone was outside first. Upon discovering no one around, she approached the back door. Before she got on the patio, a shadow loomed over her...
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Ranma-chan walked out the back door, and found her mother laying unconcious on the ground, "MOM!"
Not too many minutes later, found the matronly woman stirring on Ranma-chan's futon in the guest room, "Oh dear, I had the weirdest dream..."
"What about?" Ranma-chan asked, staring at her mother in concern.
"It was truly disturbing, I was..."
"Oh, auntie, you're awake!" Kasumi stated plesantly, "Are you feeling alright? Ranma-chan found you unconcious in the back yard."
"Oh, I'm quite alright, I guess I just had a dizzy spell," the older woman placeted.
"Mom, you seemed exhausted, what you been doing without me?"
Nodoka stared at her child, trying to figure out what she meant, before a blush formed on her face, "I... that is... I wasn't... I didn't... I didn't... I mean we, it's just not proper and... we... I mean..." Nodoka broke down crying.
"Honestly, Ranma-sama, must you tease her like this everytime?" Akane asked with a slightly exasperated tone. The pigtailed girl just turned to her, and shrugged in reply.
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"Oh Ranma," Ryoga thought with sadness, "it's been too long since I've seen your rougish smirk. Even the dense smog of Los Angeles will not keep me from you too much longer..." As Ryoga pushed foward, he waved the fog from in front of him. And the deeper he got, the clearer he heard the chanting going coming from the direction he was heading; perhaps he could ask for directions.
"I call upon Belzibub, Chilutu, Lucifer, Gordita, Steve Case! Accept my meager token of unwavering praise towards your greatness!!"
"Uh, excuse me, I hope I'm not interrupting anything," Ryoga asked, as he looked upon the man standing in front of a stone table while holding a serratted blade above a bound, gagged, and almost nude blonde woman, while sour and sweet smelling inscense waived thickly around them.
"Huh? Oh, it's quite alright young man," the somewhat distinguished gentleman in bloodstained robes enquired politely, "We can resume after assisting you."
"Ah, if it isn't too much trouble, I was hoping you could tell me how to get to Japan?"
"Japan...?" The other man enquired, "I believe we are in Japan. Nerima, in fact. Does that assist you an any way?"
"Ah, so *that's* why you were speaking Japanese!" Ryoga exclaimed, "And you say I'm in Nerima?"
"Quite so."
"Oh, if you could show me the way out then?" Ryoga enquired.
"Sure!" The man lead Ryoga by a desk towards the door, where they passed an unusually... something... painting hanging on the wall."
"That's a rather... something... painting," Ryoga stated with a raised eyebrow."
"Isn't it though? Dr. Ervin Kuaque, Esquire, replied cheerfully, "You can see an elephant if you look hard enough!" The psychiatist let the young man out, and smiled to himself, before returning to the stone alter.
"What a nice and polite young man," he mused, as he picked the knife back up, the woman nodded in agreement, "Well, let's get started, shall we? Daylight's burning, you know?"
The woman nodded again, this time in affirmation, and went back to screaming through her gag.
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"I tell ya, Soun ol' pal, ol' pal, izz bout time we put our foot down," Genma slurred, walking along his old training partner back ot the dojo.
"Yes, you're quite right, quite right," Soun replied with a heavy waver in his voice, "Your son has yet to chooze one of my daughters for his fiancee, and we cannot put this matter off any further!"
"By tonight, my boy Ranma will have chosen hizz bride, and they'll be married tomorrow, tomorrow."
With renewed resolves fueled by large amounts of sake and beer, both masters of the Anything Goes School of Martial arts pushed open the gates to the dojo, and stormed in to confront either a redhead or a pigtailed boy...
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"That sounds like Pop and Mr. Tendou screaming," Ranma stated in alarm, and then rushed to the back door with Akane following behind, only to be bowled down by two frantically running masters of the art. Both men were shivering terribly, and their eyes held the look of experiencing true horror no man should ever know
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"You're telling me you were scared spitless by a 'tree'?" Ranma-chan enquired with a disgusted tone.
"Boy... girl," a surprisingly sober Genma started to command, "It's your duty to take care of it, on your honor as a martial artist!"
"How about you do it on 'your' honor?" the redhead replied with a withering gaze.
"You are the heir to the Saotome School and the Tendou School," Soun stated, "It is your duty to destroy that evil tree!"
"Ooooh, imagine a couple of grown men afraid of a sapling," Ranma rolled her eyes, "If you weren't so pathetic, I'd..." She was interrupted by Ryoga's scream."
The Lost boy stumbled in, with wide eyes, and turned to look back to the yard, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?"
"Ryoga, don't tell me the tree freaked you out too?" Ranma-chan asked, beginning to wonder just what was with that tree.
"Freaked... is definatly a way of putting it," Ryoga groused, as he checked himself over. Ranma decided to walk out to the yard, and see what this 'horrendous' tree was doing.
As she suspected, it only wiggled and swayed in the wind.
"Bu-but... but..." Soun babbled.
"Look, if three grown men are gonna act like babies, the least you can do is share my breasts," Ranma-chan quipped.
All three steadfastly declined.
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So, Ryoga, what brings you by?" Otoko-Ranma enquired, "Wanna go have a spar out in the Dojo?"
Ryoga's eyes became glossy, as he grasped onto one of Ranma's hands with both of his, "Really? After so long, you want to spar with me?"
"Uhhh... yeah," Ranma replied, while discreetly pulling his hand from Ryoga's, "I mean, you're the only descent challenge around here, other than Pop, I mean. I kinda consider you my rival, in fact."
"Ranma considers me his friendly rival!" Ryoga stated softly to himself, while floating on Cloud 9. He was brought back to earth by the sound of a feminine scream from the back yard.
"That was Nabiki!!" This time, Ranma couldn't dispute that something was going on with the tree, and leapt out the window of the guest room with Ryoga and Akane following. The sight that greeted the trio KOed Ranma into red running nose city.
"My, isn't Wiggly-chan so considerate?" Kasumi stated cheerfully.
Akane turned to her sister, while dowsing the unconcious young man with cold water, "Kasumi, you don't seem too surprised."
"Oh my, me and Wiggly-chan play with each other all the time!" Kasumi paused to muse for a moment, before continuing, "Although, he has been wanting to play for much longer than before."
"Uh, how much longer?" Akane asked. Kasumi smiled in reply, and then yawned.
"Oh my, I need to start getting to bed earlier."
"Wait a minute," Ranma interjected, as she sat up, "so that's what you were doing all those nights!" The redhead recalled those times when she had gone down to get a late night snack or drink after strenuous exercises, and found a smiling Kasumi walk in from the back yard. At the time she thought it was just some sort of fetish.
"How often do you play with Wiggly-Chan, sis?" Akane was starting to follow Ranma's line of thought.
"Oh, every night before I go to bed." Kasumi stated factually.
"But... wouldn't there be, you know, screaming or something?" Ryoga enquired, and then glanced towards Nabiki, "She's been up there a while."
"Oh my, it's not polite to talk with your mouth full," Kasumi answered. The other three turned towards the tree, and saw what she meant, as Nabiki was no longer screaming either.
"And it's been... um, holding you longer?" Kasumi nodded in reply.
"So.. your endurance must be through the roof!" Ranma-chan exclaimed, and then turned to a rather interesting wet sound, "Hold in there, Nabiki! You can take it!"
"That looks uncomfortable," mused Ryoga with a detached tone.
"I see! Everytime Kasumi's been with Wiggly-chan, it's built up her endurance!" Akane surmised.
Ranma and Akane both paused at their realization.
"But that means..." Akane started, her eyes growing wide.
"Poor Dr. Tofu!" Ranma finished, with concern. No man should have to face such a task. That was women's work.
Wiggly-chan set Nabiki down, adjusted her cloths so they were maticulate, and patted her on the back to send her on her way. After a few steps, Nabiki collapsed from exhaustion.
"Ranma-sama! If Dr. Tofu can't keep up with Kasumi, what does that mean for their relationship?!?" Akane asked in a worried tone.
"You're right! Kasumi would never be happy with a man again!" Ranma-chan's face grew a grim determination, "For the sake of Kasumi's happy future, Wiggly-chan must fall!" Ranma struck a dashing pose, that radiated awe to all those surrounding her. Even Ryoga had to be impressed with the Red-headed she-demon.
"After I get my turn," Ranma added, rushing to the tree.
"Okay," Ukyo started, while staring up at the ceiling, "this wasn't near as bad as I thought it would be."
Nabiki turned her head towards the other girl, and smirked, "so you wouldn't mind doing this again?""
"Well," Ukyo blushed, and looked down at the covers that were over her and Nabiki, "I have to admit, I did enjoy last night, and I wouldn't mind having you over... once or twice... in the future."
Nabiki's face grew into a full blown smile, "Thank you."
"It's nice to do something like this. Every since Ranma had left me behind, I have to admit I've always felt pretty lonely." Ukyo gave Nabiki her most tender smile, "I like knowing that if anything, tonight would prove I at least have you as a friend."
"You don't know how much that means to me," Nabiki returned, but found herself unable to wipe the tears from her eyes, as her hands were among other matters.
Ukyo raised an eyebrow, and then squirmed. She turned over, causing Nabiki to frown slightly, "Nabiki, about the other day when I took you on that date..."
Nabiki felt a warm glow inside, last week, Ukyo wouldn't even admit to it being a date, "What about it?"
"Well, when you insisted I wear that bathing suit, did you... really think I looked pretty?"
"Ukyo," Nabiki said softly, "you looked beautiful." Ukyo flopped over again, when Nabiki's hands begain their motions again.
"It's kind of funny to have another girl like you attracted to me like that. It's actually pretty flattering." The young chef sighed wistfully, "Ranma doesn't find me attractive, I don't think."
"Male or female Ranma?"
"Male Ranma," Ukyo answered.
"Ah."
"I mean, the way he always calls me an uncute tomboy..."
"Well, that's usually after you've pounded in with Spatula-sama," Nabiki quipped light heartedly.
"Am I really that bad?" Ukyo asked curiously.
"Well..." Nabiki mused, "I just say you justifiably have a lot to hold against him. Don't take the jerk's word to personally."
Ukyo smiled once more, and then grimaced, as Nabiki's hands began to work again, "Would you quit that? You're going to get rope burns."
"Well, it won't be any more than the ones I got last night," Nabiki replied with a lilt in her voice.
Ukyo blushed again, "I... guess I got carried away last night, huh?"
"A little," Nabiki replied dryly, while once again working her magic hands.
Ukyo grunted, and then sighed, "I need to go to the bathroom." With that, she tossed the covers off of her to reveal an almost overly conservative pajamma set she was enclothed in, and Nabiki in a cotton nightie and hogtied with her hands and ankles bound together.
"Aren't you going to untie me?" Nabiki asked, with the same pleading lilt as before, "I promise I'll be good!"
"Not until I'm dressed," Ukyo called back calmly.
"But I have to use the bathroom too!" Nabiki once again began to try to work her hands out of their bindings so she could get free.
"You'll have to wait your turn."
Nabiki grumbled to herself, "And she invited me over for this sleepover."
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Dr. Tofu looked into his cup of tea with a pathetic expression, "So you see? I just can't keep up with her anymore."
"Wow," Akane breathed, "That's some story!"
Ranma-chan had to admit that she was equally impressed, "That sure is something, you ain't a slouch in the sack yourself, Doc."
The doctor blushed, "Well, I wish that I wouldn't have to prove that so hard to Kasumi-chan."
The redhead patted the doctor on his back, "Cheer up, maybe you're just coming down with something. Before you know it, your stamina will be up again in no time!"
"But, I know I'm not getting... lazy," Dr. Tofu replied, "It just takes her longer to get off now."
Nabiki walked in and announced her arrival.
"Did your sleepover at Ukyo's go well?" Akane asked politely.
"Well, it was a fun night."
"So, how did she taste?" Ranma asked casually, earning a glare from the middle Tendou sister."
"That's none of your damn business, Saotome," the newly arrived girl growled, and stalked upstairs.
"Hmm, she didn't call me a 'dried up baggy sheep cunt' this time, you think she's a bit upset about something?"
"Just your imagination, Ranma-sama," Akane replied casually.
"Hello everyone, oh! Dr. Tofu! When did you get in?" Kasumi asked, coming in from the back yard.
"ACK!" Tofu screeched, having forgotten the woman of his love lived in the house, "I'MSORRYTHATYOUJUSTMISSEDMEBUTIMUSTBEGOINGBYEBYE!!!" The good doctor rushed from the house, not bearing to be in the same room with Kasumi and having to endure the expression of dissapointment that he just new was there on her face.
"Oh my, Dr. Tofu is acting rather peculiar," Kasumi mused, causing the other two youths to look at each other.
"Uh, 'Docter Tofu'?" Akane asked, curiously.
"Whatever happened to 'Tofu-chan'?" Ranma added.
"Oh? It must have slipped," Kasumi replied with a sanguine tone, "Did you know Tofu... that Tofu..."
"Well?" Ranma urged, he enjoyed Kasumi's 'Tofu-Facts'.
Instead, Kasumi sighed, and lost a bit of her happy aura, while slumping to kneel at the table, "Nevermind, it's not important." Both Ranma and Akane knew her relationship problems with the doctor were the cause of her attitude.
"Kasumi, what were you doing outside?" Akane asked, changing the subject.
Her older sister perked up at the question, "I was watering Wiggly-chan!"
"Huh?" Ranma asked, "what's 'Wiggly-chan?"
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Ranma, Akane, and Kasumi looked at a small tree that was almost akin to a willow tree, the way the branches hung down. The vast differences was that it contained very little in the way of leaves, and sparse flowers upon it. Also its many branches had a good deal of thickness.
"When did this get here?" Ranma-chan asked curiously, as she looked upon the tree that was a couple heads taller than her; she hadn't noticed it before, and it didn't look like it was native to the area.
"It's been growing there for a while now," Nabiki shouted out of the guest window, "Of course a dense idiot like you wouldn't have noticed it."
"Hey! I notice plenty!" Ranma challenged, "like the fact that Ukyo didn't give you any last night, huh?"
"Eat me, you nasty, baggy, Bitch-dyke cum-whore!" Nabiki retorted, before slamming her window.
"See, I told you that you were just imagining things," Akane replied soothingly.
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Nodoka walked down the street, just down a ways from the Tendous. She now drummed up the nerve to face her son-turned-daughter to set things straight. The matronly woman was going to put her foot down today and tell the girl that...
"Nothing happened between us that night, and you'll stay silent about this from now on understood?" Nodoka beemed to herself, yes she would say it just like that.
With renewed resolve, she pushed open the door to the Tendou household, and went around back to see if anyone was outside first. Upon discovering no one around, she approached the back door. Before she got on the patio, a shadow loomed over her...
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Ranma-chan walked out the back door, and found her mother laying unconcious on the ground, "MOM!"
Not too many minutes later, found the matronly woman stirring on Ranma-chan's futon in the guest room, "Oh dear, I had the weirdest dream..."
"What about?" Ranma-chan asked, staring at her mother in concern.
"It was truly disturbing, I was..."
"Oh, auntie, you're awake!" Kasumi stated plesantly, "Are you feeling alright? Ranma-chan found you unconcious in the back yard."
"Oh, I'm quite alright, I guess I just had a dizzy spell," the older woman placeted.
"Mom, you seemed exhausted, what you been doing without me?"
Nodoka stared at her child, trying to figure out what she meant, before a blush formed on her face, "I... that is... I wasn't... I didn't... I didn't... I mean we, it's just not proper and... we... I mean..." Nodoka broke down crying.
"Honestly, Ranma-sama, must you tease her like this everytime?" Akane asked with a slightly exasperated tone. The pigtailed girl just turned to her, and shrugged in reply.
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"Oh Ranma," Ryoga thought with sadness, "it's been too long since I've seen your rougish smirk. Even the dense smog of Los Angeles will not keep me from you too much longer..." As Ryoga pushed foward, he waved the fog from in front of him. And the deeper he got, the clearer he heard the chanting going coming from the direction he was heading; perhaps he could ask for directions.
"I call upon Belzibub, Chilutu, Lucifer, Gordita, Steve Case! Accept my meager token of unwavering praise towards your greatness!!"
"Uh, excuse me, I hope I'm not interrupting anything," Ryoga asked, as he looked upon the man standing in front of a stone table while holding a serratted blade above a bound, gagged, and almost nude blonde woman, while sour and sweet smelling inscense waived thickly around them.
"Huh? Oh, it's quite alright young man," the somewhat distinguished gentleman in bloodstained robes enquired politely, "We can resume after assisting you."
"Ah, if it isn't too much trouble, I was hoping you could tell me how to get to Japan?"
"Japan...?" The other man enquired, "I believe we are in Japan. Nerima, in fact. Does that assist you an any way?"
"Ah, so *that's* why you were speaking Japanese!" Ryoga exclaimed, "And you say I'm in Nerima?"
"Quite so."
"Oh, if you could show me the way out then?" Ryoga enquired.
"Sure!" The man lead Ryoga by a desk towards the door, where they passed an unusually... something... painting hanging on the wall."
"That's a rather... something... painting," Ryoga stated with a raised eyebrow."
"Isn't it though? Dr. Ervin Kuaque, Esquire, replied cheerfully, "You can see an elephant if you look hard enough!" The psychiatist let the young man out, and smiled to himself, before returning to the stone alter.
"What a nice and polite young man," he mused, as he picked the knife back up, the woman nodded in agreement, "Well, let's get started, shall we? Daylight's burning, you know?"
The woman nodded again, this time in affirmation, and went back to screaming through her gag.
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"I tell ya, Soun ol' pal, ol' pal, izz bout time we put our foot down," Genma slurred, walking along his old training partner back ot the dojo.
"Yes, you're quite right, quite right," Soun replied with a heavy waver in his voice, "Your son has yet to chooze one of my daughters for his fiancee, and we cannot put this matter off any further!"
"By tonight, my boy Ranma will have chosen hizz bride, and they'll be married tomorrow, tomorrow."
With renewed resolves fueled by large amounts of sake and beer, both masters of the Anything Goes School of Martial arts pushed open the gates to the dojo, and stormed in to confront either a redhead or a pigtailed boy...
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"That sounds like Pop and Mr. Tendou screaming," Ranma stated in alarm, and then rushed to the back door with Akane following behind, only to be bowled down by two frantically running masters of the art. Both men were shivering terribly, and their eyes held the look of experiencing true horror no man should ever know
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"You're telling me you were scared spitless by a 'tree'?" Ranma-chan enquired with a disgusted tone.
"Boy... girl," a surprisingly sober Genma started to command, "It's your duty to take care of it, on your honor as a martial artist!"
"How about you do it on 'your' honor?" the redhead replied with a withering gaze.
"You are the heir to the Saotome School and the Tendou School," Soun stated, "It is your duty to destroy that evil tree!"
"Ooooh, imagine a couple of grown men afraid of a sapling," Ranma rolled her eyes, "If you weren't so pathetic, I'd..." She was interrupted by Ryoga's scream."
The Lost boy stumbled in, with wide eyes, and turned to look back to the yard, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?"
"Ryoga, don't tell me the tree freaked you out too?" Ranma-chan asked, beginning to wonder just what was with that tree.
"Freaked... is definatly a way of putting it," Ryoga groused, as he checked himself over. Ranma decided to walk out to the yard, and see what this 'horrendous' tree was doing.
As she suspected, it only wiggled and swayed in the wind.
"Bu-but... but..." Soun babbled.
"Look, if three grown men are gonna act like babies, the least you can do is share my breasts," Ranma-chan quipped.
All three steadfastly declined.
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So, Ryoga, what brings you by?" Otoko-Ranma enquired, "Wanna go have a spar out in the Dojo?"
Ryoga's eyes became glossy, as he grasped onto one of Ranma's hands with both of his, "Really? After so long, you want to spar with me?"
"Uhhh... yeah," Ranma replied, while discreetly pulling his hand from Ryoga's, "I mean, you're the only descent challenge around here, other than Pop, I mean. I kinda consider you my rival, in fact."
"Ranma considers me his friendly rival!" Ryoga stated softly to himself, while floating on Cloud 9. He was brought back to earth by the sound of a feminine scream from the back yard.
"That was Nabiki!!" This time, Ranma couldn't dispute that something was going on with the tree, and leapt out the window of the guest room with Ryoga and Akane following. The sight that greeted the trio KOed Ranma into red running nose city.
"My, isn't Wiggly-chan so considerate?" Kasumi stated cheerfully.
Akane turned to her sister, while dowsing the unconcious young man with cold water, "Kasumi, you don't seem too surprised."
"Oh my, me and Wiggly-chan play with each other all the time!" Kasumi paused to muse for a moment, before continuing, "Although, he has been wanting to play for much longer than before."
"Uh, how much longer?" Akane asked. Kasumi smiled in reply, and then yawned.
"Oh my, I need to start getting to bed earlier."
"Wait a minute," Ranma interjected, as she sat up, "so that's what you were doing all those nights!" The redhead recalled those times when she had gone down to get a late night snack or drink after strenuous exercises, and found a smiling Kasumi walk in from the back yard. At the time she thought it was just some sort of fetish.
"How often do you play with Wiggly-Chan, sis?" Akane was starting to follow Ranma's line of thought.
"Oh, every night before I go to bed." Kasumi stated factually.
"But... wouldn't there be, you know, screaming or something?" Ryoga enquired, and then glanced towards Nabiki, "She's been up there a while."
"Oh my, it's not polite to talk with your mouth full," Kasumi answered. The other three turned towards the tree, and saw what she meant, as Nabiki was no longer screaming either.
"And it's been... um, holding you longer?" Kasumi nodded in reply.
"So.. your endurance must be through the roof!" Ranma-chan exclaimed, and then turned to a rather interesting wet sound, "Hold in there, Nabiki! You can take it!"
"That looks uncomfortable," mused Ryoga with a detached tone.
"I see! Everytime Kasumi's been with Wiggly-chan, it's built up her endurance!" Akane surmised.
Ranma and Akane both paused at their realization.
"But that means..." Akane started, her eyes growing wide.
"Poor Dr. Tofu!" Ranma finished, with concern. No man should have to face such a task. That was women's work.
Wiggly-chan set Nabiki down, adjusted her cloths so they were maticulate, and patted her on the back to send her on her way. After a few steps, Nabiki collapsed from exhaustion.
"Ranma-sama! If Dr. Tofu can't keep up with Kasumi, what does that mean for their relationship?!?" Akane asked in a worried tone.
"You're right! Kasumi would never be happy with a man again!" Ranma-chan's face grew a grim determination, "For the sake of Kasumi's happy future, Wiggly-chan must fall!" Ranma struck a dashing pose, that radiated awe to all those surrounding her. Even Ryoga had to be impressed with the Red-headed she-demon.
"After I get my turn," Ranma added, rushing to the tree.