Me: Missgray, I would let you marry this story, but it's already mine! Yah I locked this bad boy in years ago. Haha.

Story:I want a divorce

Me: Wh-what?

I don't own Naruto… is it on ebay yet?

Please please please review!

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To Sakura,

I can make your heart flutter from miles away huh?

You're a medic now? Seriously?

When did you have the patience to learn that?

What do you mean you can kill with your hands?

Last time, you couldn't even kill with a kunai.

That was you?

That girl who was crying when I walked in the hotel?

Makes sense, you're always crying.

Uh….I didn't mean that thing about your eyes.

Mostly….

I think eventually you'll stop loving me Sakura, it's inevitable.

Kiba?

KIBA?!

You couldn't think of anyone better?

He smells like a dog, probably gave you fleas.

Neji?



You like girly men too?

Tenten and Neji….

Huh, panda bun girl and girly man.

I need Naruto's location.

Now.

His body has an appointment with my fists.

He was NEVER supposed to leave you alone.

Trained with Jirayia,

isn't he the one who writes the books Kakashi-sensei reads?

You're smarter than I thought.

True, dragging me back home wouldn't do much.

I would probably just leave again.

Nothing you can do about my nightmares.

You're taller and stronger.

I'll have to test that for myself sometime.

Don't grow your hair out.

Contrary to popular belief, short hair is much more attractive.

Especially pink short hair.

Maybe means nothing, forget I ever wrote that.

Keep writing.

Sasuke