My Sister, the Mad Scientist - Chapter 3:Keep Out of Reach of Saisei
Saisei's actions in the early days of the school year left a bit of a mark, whether it be her career inventory, listing her possible professions as Geneticist (specializing in Human Cloning), Chemist (explosions only please), or Weapons Manufacturer (A death-ray in every home by 2012!), or more prominently, the moments following Kimura's outburst.
"Question!" Tomo shouted, "Kimura-sensei! Why did you decide to be a high school teacher?"
"Because I like high school girls and stuff!" He shouted in reply.
This led to Tomo and Yomi discussing Kimura's being a pervert and getting interrupted by the praises of the boys in the class...and Saisei. "You two are simply too close-minded, most every man over the age of forty, as well as most male high school teachers, have a thing for teenaged girls, I mean come on! We're hot! Kimura just has the guts to admit it!"
Honestly, Saisei had to be the first female in the school's history to defend Kimura, prompting Yomi's own reaction, "You can't be serious, admitting it makes it all the more creepy!"
"You know, it annoys me, the double-standard set by people these days...If Kimura-sensei was in any way attractive, I'm sure no one would mind that he had a thing for high school girls, not to mention if a female teacher had a thing for high school boys, no one would bat an eye." It was really getting scary how much Saisei was sticking up for Kimura.
"Hell, if I was a teacher I'd still like high school boys...or girls...frankly I don't know what I like...an experiment is in order!"
"How can you experiment on something like that?" Tomo was confused, not to say Yomi wasn't either, it was a pretty random thing to say.
"Simple," She first motioned over to Ohyama, "Ohyama, could you come here for a moment?"
He grumbled, "What is it Saisei-san?"
"An experiment..." She smirked, as she drew closer to him and planted a passionate kiss on his lips.
Upon realizing what was going on, Ohyama pushed her away, "What the Hell?!"
Saisei was busy with something else, "Hmm, interesting..." She began jotting some notes down on a small notepad. "Now for step two!"
"Wait who are you go--" Yomi was interrupted by the same type of kiss Saisei gave Ohyama, and the reaction was all the same, "What the Hell?!" Yomi shouted, blushing furiously.
"Hm, I figured you were into that kind of thing, given the time you spend around Tomo, but it looks like that hypothesis was wrong" She said, jotting down more notes, she then put down the notepad and began moving her hands in an up and down motion, as it weighing something on a scale., "Hmm...still can't say for sure, both seemed pretty fun...maybe I'm bi?" She then laughed and thought to herself, "Maybe Kaori will settle for less than my little sis." She began laughing even harder, "Me? With Kaori? Yeah right! I may be crazy, but not that crazy!"
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It wasn't too hard to tell that Saisei's weakest subject was PE, her long legs at least kept her ahead of Chiyo, Tomo, and Osaka at running, but honestly her playing ability was otherwise pathetic. She really hated it, "Physical activity takes away vital hours spent in the lab!" She loved giving Nyamo a hard time about it. This excluded time spent at the school pool.
Saisei seemed to enjoy the water, not so much swimming, but the water, when they didn't have to do laps, she would lay on her back and float along effortlessly, "We all came from the water, it doesn't hurt every now and then to return to it...sort of has a calming effect, huh?" She floated by Sakaki, who'd just recovered from the idea of the 'Kitty Paddle," apparently the cat equivalent to the Doggy Paddle. She then noticed something about her sister, "No glasses?"
"Always afraid I'll lose them in the pool," She replied, eyes closed, still floating. "Funny conversation in the locker room, wasn't it? I guess we're both 'American'" she chuckled.
"Not that again..." Sakaki said, blushing.
"Don't be so modest! All I know is that if this school let us wear a two-piece to the pool, I'd be all over it!"
"Yahoo!" Kimura had shouted from behind the fence
"See?! Someone agrees! You tell 'em Kimura-kun!"
Nyamo sighed, "Don't encourage him..."
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Chiyo had come upon Saisei looking through a stack of papers, "What's all this Saisei-san?"
"Well, if you must know, it's my personal case study on you."
"Wh-what?!"
"Well...since I'm not allowed to perform a dissection and take a look inside that oh so valuable brain of yours, the closest I can do is compare our test scores. And from what I've seen, my scores are better in Math and Science, but only by a little, while you've got me beat in everything else...but what does it all mean? How can you be this smart? At this age? Imagine if I could be a kid again with the knowledge I have now!...That's it! I'll transplant my brain into your body! Then I can get an extra few years to build my own knowledge! Then again...maybe there's a way to get the knowledge portion of your brain and integrate it with mine, then I at least get to keep my boobs."
Chiyo's face went white, was she serious? And how could Saisei and Sakaki be so different?
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Saisei walked by Osaka before the very end of the school day, "The pigtails, they're the secret."
"What?" Osaka replied.
"Chiyo-chan's intelligence, I think they each have another brain inside of them, it's the only explanation. I tried to remain in the realm of rational thought, but it can't be done. Which is why I've come to you, my irrational and highly unconventional friend."
"Oh, I knew all that already, didn't hafta tell me. Shoulda just asked in the first place."
"How was I supposed to know that you knew?"
"We got a mental link, y'know? Ever since we joined forces against the aliens, even if I'm sure you're harborin' clones somewhere."
"I never got what you had against clones, they can be made to do whatever you want!"
"They ain't the ones I'm worried about, it's the ones like in them Star Wars movies I'm worried about."
"A clone army? Useless. Servants would be so much more fun."
This was pretty much how the two talked every day.
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Another day, another walk home for the two sisters, at which point they happened upon Kamineko, "That cat has some amazing mental capabilities, I think it has something to do with it's disproportionately large head...I have to dissect it!" Sakaki went wide-eyed at the thought of this, but before she could say anything, Saisei was off like a shot after him with what appeared to be a tranquilizer gun, which she'd seemingly taken from her school bag.
Saisei kept missing her shots, Kamineko was too fast, "Get back here you little bastard! Be a good little animal and die in the name of science!" She continued to chase until she'd reached a dead end, "I've got you now!" she was sure she'd won, until multiple other cats came out, and Saisei's allergies began to take effect, she could feel her eyes begin to water, and her sneezing began, she ran as fast as she could in the opposite direction, "Crap! Crap! Crap! He's too good! Run!" She shouted, running past Sakaki.
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A.N.- This entire chapter has the scenes that came into my mind that inspired me to write this. Also, the timeline in the story is sort of becoming a mish-mash of both the manga and the anime continuity. That and I know that the manga and anime finished their run before Either Star Wars episode II or III, but Osaka's line was too good to pass up.\
That and this is a humor fic, so while Saisei made jokes about Tomo and Yomi, as well as her own sexuality, I'm not gonna get into pairings in this.