A/N: I have writer's block for all my other stories. So I'm working on this because I don't have writer's block after 24 hours of Ape escape…not in a row. But my three files together equal 24 hours. Yeah, And two of them have all monkeys caught. I rock! Anyone know where to get Ape Escape 1?

Copyrights: I don't own anything except myself. Oh, and our secret guests own themselves, I don't own them in anyway, I'm just a fan.

"I kick all ass." Brian gloated, changing in the closet because he spilled his pudding on himself.

"Well at least I can eat Pudding with out wearing it!" Alli gloated. Brian slammed open the closet door, wearing a spiked collar, a black t-shirt and Black jeans. "You're wearing Pete Wentz pants." Alli noted at his apparent look as she listened to one of The Fall out Boy songs on her Mp3.

"Shut up. You know I look cool." He slammed down on the couch next to her. "So, why aren't we out kicking monkey butt?"

"Because we're waiting."

"For what?"

"be Patient."

"Don't wanna"

"Well deal." Alli smacked the back of Brian's head. He rubbed the impacted spot.

"Well…Ouch." Brian complained. Alli just shrugged. Natalie came in and threw two circular objects in their faces.

"Look! Those are monkey radars! They'll even tell you if it's a monkey human! Now scoot to the training area while I finish looking over the professor!" Natalie shoved them onto a warp pad and they found themselves in a bright blue room. Three big doors in front of them, a red, blue, and yellow one.

"What are we supposed to do?" Brian asked. All held up the monkey radar.

"Monkey radar, DETECT MONKEY!" It didn't do anything to Alli's command. Brian reached over and pressed a button. A huge Satellite like radar came from the top, but at the least it detected a monkey, the screen flashed red towards the blue door.

"That must mean which way to go!" Brian ran to the blue door and smacked into it. "Ouch!" Alli shook her head and examined the monkey.

"Red door Brian." Brian inched away from the blue and walked slowly to the red, which opened. "Ah, Aka, my favorite color." Alli smiled and walked through the door. Brian fallowed her and they stepped on the warp pad and were zapped back to the lab.

"Simple!" Brian cheered when he saw Natalie tapping her foot.

"You still smacked into the door bright one." Alli reminded. Natalie gave them their gadgets and Each a blue and red backpack. Red for Alli, blue for Brian.

"use those to carry things." Natalie said. Alli rolled her eyes.

"Duh?" Natalie smacked her with a clipboard, making Brian fall on the ground laughing. Natalie shoved them onto another warp pad and they were zapped to hotel. They looked around and noticed the niceness.

"Wow, fancy." Brian whistled. Alli smiled and nodded. Alli's phone rang and Natalie came on.

"8 monkeys, two of them human." She said, then hung off. Alli and Brian shrugged.

"First to catch four gets pudding?" He said. Alli nodded.

"And I won't need a bib like you." His face turned red, Alli laughed and ran to the kitchen. Brian took out the radar and looked around, the radar picked up a monkey on the stairs attempting to pull a baggage cart. He smiled.

"What a stupid monkey, you can't go up stairs with a cart! It's like slamming a revolving door, which I've done." Brian said to himself then creped past the desk, he heard a horrible noise them.

'OINK!' He froze next to the desk. He then looked to his right at the desk. A pink pig, which resembled something gross, was staring at him. "HOLY CRAP! CRAP IS ALIVE AND PIG SHAPED!" Brian yelled. Meanwhile, Alli was in the kitchen, being attacked by flying Tomatoes while chasing a monkey dressed in a chef's outfit.

"Stupid Monkey, stupid flying tomatoes!" Alli switched to her stun club and whacked the tomatoes as hard as she could. They popped and Alli smiled, pulled her net back out and cornered the chef monkey. It proceeded to pull a knife on her. "Not today Monkey dork." She swung the net over the monkey and wrapped it up and caught it. Perfect. She kicked the kitchen door open and pulled out her Monkey radar. It started to screech and the picture of a monkey in a trucker hat with blonde side burns and a sweater with jeans and glasses on it's face appeared on screen. It was sitting strumming cords on a guitar.

"Oh, the monkeys just entered hell for touching him. You do NOT! Mess with Pattycake and not get the full force of my wrath." Alli hissed. Back with Brian, he shook.

"Why do I feel like an immense hatred was just released upon the universe?" Brian shook his head then walked down the hall. He pulled out the radar and it pointed red towards a room. In it, a monkey with red and black emo hair was jumping on the bed. He had a hoody and black jeans. He was jumping on the bed slamming on a bass. "Is that…Is that really? No…" The Monkey radar started yelling, indicating human turned monkey. "Oh, that intense hatred, I know what it is. Still, I wonder where the other two are?" Brian pondered that, then opened the door startling the monkey, it fell off the bed.

"Ooky!" The monkey yelled. Brian rolled his eyes.

"Thanks to you I'm going to be murdered later. And probably Specter. No one messes with-" Brian was cut off to Alli debating what to do.

"On one hand, he's my favorite celeb of all time. On the second hand, he's a monkey and the only possible way to save him is to capture him. On a third hand I don't want to hurt him. On a forth hand…wait? I don't have four hands." Alli threw Her two hands up then pulled out her net. "To save the one I admire…hmm, too strong to describe Favorite celebrity ever? I don't know, NONE THE LESS! I will capture him to save him from being a monkey!" Alli Jumped into the room, the monkey kept playing the guitar, a familiar tune hit Alli's ears. "I'll save you!" She yelled. Finally he looked up and stared at Alli, she paused. "Stupid Specter isn't playing fair." She grumbled while That monkey jumped up holding the guitar and ran through the closest door. Alli chased after and eventually he ran into a room and slammed the door. Alli stopped at the door.

"ooky, Ooky?" She heard from behind the door, she gently opened the door and The human monkey was talking with a normal Aqua pants monkey, Alli sighed and crept in and caught the aqua monkey with out either noticing. "Ooky!" The human monkey shouted and stared at her.

"I'm not going to hurt you, last thing I have on my list of things to do today, actually, it's not on that list either. But I want to help you not be a monkey, you don't honestly want to help Specter take over the world do you?" She asked. The monkey looked to his brightly colored shoes. "Let me capture you and Natalie can help you and your band mates become human again! Trust me!" Alli smiled and he cocked his head at her. Alli stood up and swung her net over him and sighed. "I'm going to hurt someone for this. Most likely the next person to piss me off." Alli grinned and went to look for Brian.

Brian was jumping around the room fallowing the same emo monkey from before. "Alright, get into my net!" He swung hard and managed to capture the bass player. He breathed hard and sat on the bed. "Well, he put up more of a fight then I…" Brian heard water running in the bathroom, he jumped off the bed and put his ear to the door.

"Ooky, ook ook." He heard a monkey sighing and he smiled.

"Ha, easy three." He kicked open the door with a crazed look, then he realized the monkey was in the shower naked. "GROSS! NAKED MONKEY!" He slammed the door back shut, then thought for a moment. "Wait, monkeys are always naked, why is it now gross? I've lost my mind." He kicked the door back open and caught the monkey by surprise. He turned off the water and when he left the bathroom Alli was lying on the bed staring at the ceiling.

"Hey."

"Hey." Brain answered. "So you know the humans were-"

"Un-huh. But I got through to his human side. He accepted me catching him. I think we should focus on trying to re-human the monkeys, talking to them. It seemed the capture went different when I reasoned with him rather then catch him like a normal every day monkey." She frowned. Brian thought.

"Maybe, Natalie will decide that for herself." Brian smiled. Alli nodded and stood back up.

"Well I'm at three! One more and I'll win!" She ran out the door and Brian sighed.

"I better hurry, she just gave herself a pep talk." Brian groaned, then fallowed her out the door. Alli was in the elevator next to someone reading a paper.

"Hey you done with the entertainment section?" She asked. They put the news paper down and Alli saw it was a monkey with swirly glasses and white pants. "Damn it." She said, that monkey pulled bombs our of it's pockets and immediately threw them up in the air. "No you stupid monkey! You can't use bombs in a small elevator!" Alli yelled as they landed and exploded, the elevator stopped in the lobby, both unconscious and lying on the ground, the doors closed.

Brian was having better luck. He cornered a Yellow pants Monkey at the pool/hot tub area and lunged, only to end up in the hot tub. "HOT!" He jumped back out and the monkey was laughing at him, tears rolling down his face. "grr, NO MONKEY MAKES A FOOL OF ME!" He jumped at caught the monkey while it was in mid laugh. "Ha! That makes four before Alli! Where is she anyways?" Brian questioned allowed, he pulled out his monkey radar and it shined red. He clicked the picture and his jaw dropped, he saw Alli passed out next to the monkey. "Wow, she is really skilled." He shook his head and ran in the direction of the elevator.

He clicked the button and when the doors opened He swung his net over the passed out white pants monkey and kicked Alli's side. "That was for when we were at the park." He said with a smug look.

"Ouch." Alli opened her eyes and rubbed the spot she was kicked. "Not my fault the stupid monkey let loose a bunch of dangerous weapons." She sat up and the two Transported back to the lab.

Natalie was smiling when they got back and grabbed Alli and hugged her. "Why with the hugging?" Alli asked.

"You solved the last piece to turning them human! I turned the professor back you see, but he still had the mind of a monkey! The machine also broke when I fixed him, but when you sent the human you caught he new he was human turned monkey! He didn't fight like the one Brian sent." Natalie exclaimed. Brian pouted. Alli smiled and blushed a bit.

"So, did you turn him back?" She asked. Natalie frowned.

"No, remember I said the professor broke it. I'm sending for new pieces but it could be a while. None the less, he's on the couch as a monkey eating some black licorice. I talked with the one Brian sent, but no luck. Can you talk with him and the professor? I want to see something…" Natalie rested a hand on Alli's shoulder. Alli nodded.

"I'll do it!"

"Whatever, I caught more! Where's my pudding!?" Brian exclaimed.

Look, I finished another chapter! X3 I'm working on fanfiction again, I'll be getting the Animorphs Naruto thing done soon and working on this one mostly too. Sorry it took a while Brian, had Japanese to learn! REVIEW PLEASE!

Oh! Alos, if you can guess the secret guests (who will be in more chapters) Then you can have your penname mentioned in the start ofthe next chapter if you want! (I bet it's really hard)