Authors Note: Uh... Hi! Sorry, but this was a good idea and I should finish one of my other stories but... This was a good idea! Ok... I dreamed this last night... And it had Naruto characters in it. And it was really weird. So... Enjoy? I think this is an AU summer camp fic... And my friends names and my name are changed due to privacy. Oh and I didn't know Deidara's age, so I'm guessing he's around 17 or 18 ok? And Sasori is human. And the other Naruto characters made a treaty with the Akatsuki (Don't ask, we don't know either) And they are going to a summer camp. I don't know what I was smoking when I dreamed this...
Disclaimer: I tried to buy the Naruto name, but I can't draw. And Kishimoto said no. Therefor I do not own Naruto.
I gazed at my parents.
"You want me to do what now?" I asked again. They smiled.
"We want you to go to this summer camp! Your friend is going too!" they said. I didn't believe them.
"Which friend? Kaylee, Carlie, Izzie?" I asked. Their grins grew wider.
"Rose of course!" my mom said. I did a double take. My friend who I hadn't see in years was going to the same summer camp. Why was I even going to summer camp? I was 17 for Gods sake!
"Don't worry, you'll have fun!" my dad said, and shoved my suitcase in my arms.
"The bus that takes you there is here!" my mom said as a bus pulled up in the driveway. I sighed. I wasn't getting out of this one. I slowly made my way to the bus. I got on and quickly scanned the bus. There was only one other person there, my old friend Rose. I smiled and ran to sit by her.
"Lily! You're going to this awful summer camp too?" she asked. I nodded. We both smiled. At least we knew the other was going to.
"Hey, you got highlights!" I noticed. There were now golden streaks in her light brown hair. She nodded.
"You're still blond like I remember! It looks like you have a bit of a red undertone though," she noticed. I shrugged as the bus stopped at the next stop. A group of girls and boys entered. It was a pretty small bus, so there was only two more seats left. A few minutes later the bus stopped again and the last two teenagers got on. One was a blond haired female... Wait no... He was male... Damn long hair. The other one was a red, I mean really really red, haired male. They both looked about our age. They sat down in the seats across from us because those were the only seats left. I felt something touch my shoulder. I turned around to see a boy dressed in all green and, ugh, orange. His hair was a horrid bowl cut and he had the thickest eyebrows in the whole entire world. I tried not to twitch.
"Yosh! I'm Lee! What is your name beautiful lady?" he asked. I scooted a little away from him. Rose looked weirded out.
"Uh... I'm Lily... And don't call me beautiful. I hate it when people do that, it makes me feel self conscious," I said. Lee nodded vigorously. I thought his head would fall off. Wow this guy was weird. He turned to Rose.
"And what's your name pretty..." but he was cut off by Rose.
"I'm Rose. Don't call me pretty. I don't need any compliments to know that I'm who I am," she said almost coldly. Lee nodded, still enthusiastic. Then he turned and went back to his conversation with a very annoyed looking boy with long black hair and weird lavenderish eyes. Across from those two were two girls talking about clothes. One had long, really really long, platinum blond hair that was styled eerily similar to the boy at my right. I sneaked a glance at his face. He was glaring at the girl, maybe for stealing his hairstyle. The girl with the similar hairstyle had aqua eyes, what was with the weird hair and eye colors in this bus. The girl she was talking too had brown hair put up in two buns and brown eyes. Well that was normal enough... Behind them was a black haired and dark eyed boy drawing or writing something while blond haired (spiky this time) blue eyed boy tried to hold a conversation with him. Across from them was a pink haired (pink? Oookkkkkk...) girl with jade green eyes laughing at something that the girl next to her said. The girl next to her had long purple-black (what was with all the weird hair colors?) hair with the same lavenderish eyes that the boy behind me had. Maybe they were related. The purple black haired girl had a small blush forming on her cheeks. Behind them was a brown haired boy with weird red markings on his cheeks, and really big white dog. Squished on the seat beside the dog was a... uh... a boy. I couldn't see anything else behind the jacket. Next to them was a boy with dark hair that was asleep and a uh... big boned boy eating chips.
In the back were the camp counselors, I assumed. One had silver (silver? What the hell?) hair in a weird haircut and had an eye patch on. He also wore a mask and was reading an orange book. Beside him was... Oh God... The older version of Lee basically. With a vest on. Beside the creepy older version of Lee was a women. She had dark hair with red (red?) eyes. She was talking to another women beside her. The other women had purpleish hair (purple?) and light colored eyes. Next to them was the one counselors not talking. He had lots of piercings. And orange (orange?) hair with eyes that looked like they had rings in them. They were also orange. I glanced at Rose who was gazing all around too. Her face was like this: OO
"Weird huh?" I whispered to her. She nodded. Most of the kids besides the red haired one and the girly looking blond next to us looked about 15 to 16 years old. The counselors looked around their late 20s to early 30s. I yawned and gazed out the window, thinking of something to draw or write to waste time. I had almost come across a good idea when someone poked me. I turned to see the girly looking guy poking my arm.
"Stop that," I said. He smirked and started poking faster. I was getting annoyed quick.
"I said stop it!" I growled, slapping his arm away from mine. He pouted.
"But it's fun poking you, its a lot more entertaining than talking to this guy yeah," he said motioning to the red haired one. I rolled my eyes.
"Your point? Besides, didn't you bring anything like a notebook or something you can doodle in?" I asked. Uh oh. Wrong comment. His face turned to one of a look of disgust.
"Are you kidding me? Art can't just stay on the page forever! Art is fleeting yeah!" he said. The red haired one rolled his eyes again.
"What are you talking about? Art doesn't just go away after a few seconds! Real art stays the same for a long time! How is anyone going to admire art if you can't see it after two seconds!" I argued. That seemed to interest of the red haired one. The blond haired one sighed.
"Not another eternal art fanatic... True art is a bang un!" he said. What was with the uns and yeahs?
"Why do you talk like that?" Rose asked.
"Like what yeah?" he asked back.
"Saying all the yeahs and uns?" she said. He shrugged.
"Force of habit yeah," he said. Rose giggled. I snorted.
"It's annoying," I said. Rose rolled her eyes and pushed me.
"No, it's kinda cute I think!" she said. I snorted and turned back to the girly guy.
"My name's Lily and this is Rose, what are your names?" I asked.
"I'm Deidara and that's Sasori. He doesn't talk much yeah," he said. Rose giggled at the yeah.
"Are you going to keep laughing every time he says yeah and un?" I muttered. Rose shrugged. Deidara laughed. Then I noticed something on his hand.
"You have something on your hand, like a scar," I said. Deidara suddenly became withdrawn.
"Uh... It's kind of weird un..." he said, trying to hide his hands.
"So, I wanna see!" Rose said, grabbing one of his hands. Deidara pulled back.
"How bad can it be?" I asked, grabbing his hand. Then I realized it was bad. I felt something lick me. My eye twitched and I held up my now slightly wet hand. So I did the only thing a girl would do when a hand licked you. I screamed. A moment later every pair of eyes, except the bus drivers, were on me. I shifted slightly in my seat, a blush spreading across my features. I must have looked a little like that girl next to the pink haired girl. Said girl sneezed at that moment.
"Uh... S...Sorry... I... ju...st... freak...ed out... a...bout... some...thing..." I stuttered. I was never good at public speaking. They all shrugged and went back to talking. I glared at Deidara.
"What the fuck was that?" I growled. He showed me his hands. My eye twitched. He had mouths... On his hands...
"Ooo! That's so cool!!" Rose said, poking one. The mouth tried to bite her. I shuddered and took out my note book and started to draw a profile of the red headed boy, Sasori I think, sitting. He glanced over to me drawing.
"What are you doing?" he said. I glanced up. That was the first time he talked. I smiled.
"Sorry... I didn't mean to stare... I just was drawing you," I said. I couldn't read the look on his face.
"Can I see once your done?" he asked, surprising me. No one wanted to see my drawings. Not that they were bad or anything...
"Uh... Sure," I said, going back to drawing. A few minutes later I added the last detail. I got out my colored pencils. This time I wanted to color it. I chose the red one and tested it on another page. Too bright. I added a bit of dark red and glanced at the color of Sasori's hair. Perfect. I started to color the hair of my drawing. After a few more minutes I was done with the drawing. I passed the notebook to Sasori. He studied it for a minute and gazed at me.
"You drew this in only five minutes?" he asked, impressed. I nodded. Then he asked something I never thought anyone would say in my life.
"Can I keep it?" he asked. My eyes widened.
"Really?" I asked not believing. He nodded.
"Uh... Sure... Go ahead..." I said as he carefully ripped the page out. Deidara glanced at the picture and snorted. Sasori glared at him. He handed the notebook back to me and I packed it away, as the bus stopped a moment before in a makeshift parking lot in the middle of God knows where. We all filed off the bus and waited for instructions. Three more people joined the twenty something people looking around, trying to find out where in hell they were.
"Hey all you you, Shut up!" A women said. She had honey blond hair and light brown eyes. And really big boobs. Beside her was a dark haired girl with dark eyes. She looked like she was the assistant to the blond women. Beside her was a white haired man with red marks on his face. He was gazing at all the girls. Great... A pervert.
"I'm Tsundae and this is Shizune. We are the headmasters, if you will, of this camp. Jiraiya's the nurse. Try not to get hurt. He's not very good, And the cabins are co-ed," Tsundae said as Jiraiya glared at her. The counselors walked up to the front.
"That's Gai, he's Cabin One's counselor, Lee, Neji, Tenten, Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino are in Cabin One," Tsundae said. One of them groaned and they went to go join their counselor to walk to their cabin.
"That's Kurenai, she's Cabin Two's counselor, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Naruto, Sai, and Sakura are in Cabin Two," Tsundae said. The girl with long purple hair blushed and followed Kurenai to Cabin Two. Now only Rose, Sasori, Deidara, and I were left.
"Seems like we have some extra. What were your names again, ah! That's Pein, he's Cabin Three's counselor, Rose, Lily, Deidara, and Sasori are in Cabin Three," Tsundae said. I smiled. Rose was in my cabin. And since there were only five of us, that meant we had extra beds and that I could get a top bunk. And we each got our own dresser. Rose and I got up to follow Deidara and Sasori and who I assumed was Pein to Cabin Three. Pein, who was the one who had the orange hair and piercings, stopped us before we went in.
"You are not to call me Pein. You are to call me Pein-san or Pein-sama, got that?" he growled. We all nodded. Then Pein, whoops, I mean Pein-sama let us in.
"I claim top bunk!" Deidara said, throwing his suitcase to one of the bunk beds. The rest of us sweat dropped.
"Deidara... There's enough beds so we all can have a top bunk..." I pointed out. Without waiting for an answer I picked a top bunk two bunk beds away from Deidara. He was too loud. Sasori picked the one next to me, he was now the farthest away from Deidara. Rose was already in the bunk bed between me and Deidara. I started to transfer my extra clothes from my suitcase to the dresser beside the bed. I set my notebook of drawings down on the bottom bunk and continued to unpack clothes. Why did I pack so many clothes. Oh right. Because for the next month of my life I was at this horrible summer camp. A month! I understand a week, but a month was just crazy. Rose agreed also. But at least we got to see each other before we separated again to other sides of the country. I wondered what the food would taste like here. Hopefully good. I didn't care if we had the same thing every day as long as it was good. After I got done putting clothes in the dresser I climbed up to my bed and laid my head on the pillow. I glanced over at Rose, who was trying to untangle her hair with her fingers, and Deidara who was laughing at her attempts. I glanced over to Sasori and saw him looking at something. And that something was my notebook of drawings. I did a double take.
"Why are you looking at my drawings?" I asked. He glanced up.
"They're very good. I like them," he said, going back to studying a certain drawing. It was of a sword I saw in a window of a shop once. He flipped to the next one, an unfinished one. I thought about jumping the gap between the beds to rip the notebook away from him, but thought it was took risky.
"Why is this one unfinished?" he asked, showing me a picture of a girl. I winced.
"Because... It didn't seem right..." I said, trying to dismiss the idea. He stared at me.
"Who is she?" he asked. I held back tears.
"She was my sister... Then she... died..." I bit my lip.
"Oh... I'm sorry I asked," he said, flipping to the next drawing. He didn't prod. I liked that. My sister was very close to me, and it still hurt to talk about her. Sasori reached the end of the notebook. I only had one more page to sketch something. I was pondering what to draw in it.
"Do you mind if I draw something in here?" he asked. I shrugged.
"Sure," I said. One less thing to think about. He was about to start.
"Dinner," Pein said. We all started to climb down. Sasori put the notebook on the bed and joined us. We walked to the mess hall and took a tray to get food. A schedule was on the wall that had what we were eating for the next week. All the dinners were Dango and Sweet Bean Soup, Ramen, and lots of rice dishes. The breakfast was a buffet. Lunches were a salad bar and different choices. The cook was that silver haired counselor with the eye patch. I picked up a bowl of the soup and the plate of dango. Japanese food, I guessed. Next week looked like Italian. I picked up a small bowl of rice and walked with Rose to sit at a table. We sat down at an empty table. Deidara and Sasori joined us a moment later. The spiky haired blond one, Naruto I think, and the dark haired artist, Sai, and the pink haired girl, Sakura, came and introduced themselves.
"I'm Naruto! I love ramen!" Naruto said. I smiled.
"I'm Sakura," Sakura said, sitting down.
"I'm Sai, I like to draw and paint," he said.
"Really! I like to draw, but I left my notebook back at my cabin..." I said.
"Draw something on this napkin then," he said, passing a paper napkin. I thought for a moment then got a pencil from my pocket and drew Naruto spilling the soup on himself. Rose giggled. Sai looked impressed.
"Hey!" Naruto said, wringing his jacket out into his bowl. It didn't help much.
"Next time don't be so clumsy yeah," Deidara snorted, eating a dango. Naruto muttered something I couldn't hear. We continued eating and then were shooed back to our cabins for lights out. They said if the lights aren't out by 10, they would throw you out into the forest. And sure enough, at 10, the purple haired lady, Anko I believe, burst in. Our lights were out already. She cursed.
"And I wanted to throw someone out too, why couldn't you let them stay up Pein?" she asked. Pein snorted and went back to reading his book. I couldn't see the title but I think it was 'The Idiots guide to being a camp counselor' I stopped a laugh because I knew Pein would probably kill me if I laughed at what he was reading. I yawned and slowly drifted off to sleep.
Authors Note: -dodges bricks thrown by Bitter Resentment and Paper Flowers readers- I'm sorry! It was a good idea! I'll try to keep updating! -gets hit by a brick-