Chapter 2- Karasu's and Shishi's Plans (revised and with some changes!)

"Whoa guys! We better do something about him before he makes us go BOOM-WEE! With his hair, ya'll!" exclaimed the wind master fast, posing to attack.

"You got that right, Jin!" exclaimed Suzuka, Chu and Rinku posing also to attack. The ice master went quickly to Shishi's side and grabbed him by his collar

"Shishiwakamaru! You better explain why he's here before he explode us with his hair to hell! Or better yet, I'm sending you there first!" yelled Touya angrily at the bird demon, who chuckled

"Geez Touya, calm down!"

"Please calm down all of you. I come in peace," said Karasu waving a little white flag.

"How can we all be so sure of that?" asked the ex-clown fighter, scratching his head

"Uh…I won't kill any of you and the bad guy with the Bang hair had frozen over?" he said innocently

"Fair enough" said Touya

"Touya, can you let go of me now? You're pulling my hair!" exclaimed the samurai sprouting his horns and the ninja did so.

"Sit down all. I'll explain my reason of why I'm here" and everyone did so except Shishi, who held again the clipboard

"Uh one question" said Chu wondering

"Yes?"

"Didn't you die by Kurama\Youko in the Dark Tournament, Karasu mate?" asked the drunken master

"That was also my question…" said Touya, Jin, Suzuka and Rinku

"It's a long story. I was brought back to life by the authoress of this fic" he said looking at me giving me two thumbs up.

"Who?" they all look at each other then at Karasu's direction. I looked away whistling.

"Let's just say that I had Geico"

"Ooooh…"

"So now that are we clear on that issue. I'm gonna keep talking about my plans and also Karasu's. You see we were talking on the phone last night…"

"You were talking on the phone last night! You're taking care of the bill, you know!"

"Touya lighten up! A flashback 'bout to start!"

"My bad…"

Flashback …finally!

After Shishi dialed the unknown number, he waited for an response

"Hello. You've dialed for a long death distance call to Limbo, Spirit World. This can be a killer charge to the bill, guaranteed that you'll die after seeing the bill! Now to talk to a human press 1. To talk to a demon press 2" and he pressed the 2nd button "Now inform the demon's name you may want to speak with"

"Karasu"

"You've got to be kidding me…"

"I'm serious!"

"All right, all right. Please hold"

"Hello and you have 5 seconds to give me one good reason to not to blow you up from here because you interrupted me while I was sleeping and dreaming with my Kurama plushie!"

"Geez! Give me a break, will you!"

"Sorry. It's just that I was having a wonderful dream of me and Kurama!" "Wanna hear it?"

"We're only rated PG-13, Karasu!"

"Oh yeah…" "Who are you and how do you know my name…?"

"I'm Shishiwakamaru! I fought in the Dark Tournament as you did 2 years ago"

'Who?"

"Never mind."

"Why are you calling me at this hour, Shishi?"

"Uh was wondering…do you still want to do a band again even if your band back in high school split up?"

"As much as I love Kurama! Yes, why are you asking?"

"I thought between you, my roommates and I do a band. To get famous, appear on MTV and all"

"Cool! You can even count on me for asking from experience!"

"Great! I knew I can count on you, Karasu!" "Oh before we discuss this further, could you give me tips about your hair sometimes?"

"Sure!"

End of Flashback

"Our plan is to… all of us form a band!" exclaimed the samurai and the long black haired forming a pose, holding a drawing of all of them in a band, also confetti throwing.

Everyone else stared at them for a moment, blinking their eyes, looked at each other and they busted out laughing with tears flowing anime style.

"Ya two joking right!" asked Rinku, Chu and Jin

"A band? Now that's funny!" exclaimed Touya

"This is so funny as the time Shishi had the bad hair day!" exclaimed Suzuka and they laughed more at the memory of that day of how Shishiwakamaru's hair was frizzy and wild. His hair brush couldn't tame the wild blue-violet hair.

"I don't get it…" said Karasu with his eye twitching. Shishi had a mad look, growled and quickly sprouted his horns

"GUYS! THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS SERIOUS! AND SUZUKA I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR MENTIONING THE BD WORDS!" exploded the bird demon and everyone who laughed finally stayed quiet.

"Why we would want to do a band? Is stupid, lame and a time waste" said the ice master crossing his arms.

"That is simple my icy friend…" said Karasu and was cut off by Shishi who went to Touya's side in a flash, convincing him and the others

"Touya, if we do this you can go to the light …!" and went to Jin's side

"…and Jin, you might too go with your teddy bear and see Urameshi everyday…!" now to Chu's side

"…and Chu you can drink all the alcohol you want, propose to Koto and get married at Las Vegas…!"

"…and Rinku you'll buy all the yo-yo's you want and you'll be famous…!" and finally to Suzuka's

"…and Suzuka you'll even make all people beautiful in the human world!"

"And what are your goals on this?

"I want to form the band and see my Kurama!"

"And I want more fan girls, a lifetime hair products supply for my hair, Ms. July and I wanna be on MTV! Eat my dust Usher!" exclaimed the samurai with all his heart out and laughed like a maniac. Everyone looked at him and sweat dropped. The ice master stood up, went in front of Shishi and putted his hands on his shoulders.

"Shishi. Listen carefully and repeat after me, so bear with me. I'm going to say this as your angry roommate. No. More. MTV. For. YOU! And you. Need. SLEEP!"

"Huh? I'm sorry Touya, did you say anything?" said Shishi not listening one bit what Touya said and he growled

"I'll kill you!"

"Whoa whoa! Time out!" said Karasu "No violence. Make love, not war!

"Hmph" and Touya sat on his chair again

"So all of you think about it for a second"

"We need to talk in private first" said Touya

"Yeah..." said Jin, Chu, Suzuka and Rinku agreeing with the ice master. They lifted from their seats, forming a circle and talked like fast squirrels. Karasu's and Shishi's eyes blinked.

"Do you think they'll say yes, Shishi? asked leaning Karasu whispering to the samurai

"I dunno…" as he said that, the elements masters broke the circle looking at them

"We've have come to a decision…" and everyone tummies rumbled

"But first let's go eat breakfast!" suggested the yo-yo master and they all agreed with him

"Right-o! I'll make my elfie windy morning special!" exclaimed Jin raising his fist

"NOOO!" exclaimed Touya, Shishi, Suzuka, Rinku and Chu

"Aaaw why not ye guys? whined the wind master

"Because the last time you cooked for us, Jin. The kitchen exploded due to the windy part said the ninja saying windy with his fingers

"Then Suzuka here tinkered the kitchen added the samurai

"That's when Shishi and Touya called Sears Home Demon Services Department" added the ex clown fighter

"We ate in Denny's while they bring the new kitchen, mate" added the drunken master

"And we ended up washin' all the dishes and working as waiters in Denny's for 2 months to pay the new kitchen and what we ate there" finished adding the yo-yo master

"And the worst part was that I had to wear a hair net!" cried Shishi shuddering and everyone rolled their eyes

"Oh right! It was so Whee! When Rinku and me ate from the sundae machine!" said the wind master

"YEAH! Then I'm gonna do my yo-yo pancakes and serpent sausages!"

"NOT THE PANCAKES AND SAUSAGES!"

"Nope. Last time ya do those they flew like yo-yo serpents and we all had a hard time eatin' cuz the pancakes and the sausages attacked us instead, lil bugger"

"Woops. I forgot to take out my yo-yo's from the batter by that time!"

"Then I'll do my beautiful breakfast deluxe!" exclaimed Suzuka

"Nuh-uh! After we ate it, the food got ugly in our tummies and we had a not so pretty Pepto-Bathroom-Bismol moment!" protested Shishi

"Ooopsie"

"Then I'll do my Ogre Killer Breakfast, lads!"

"No because we all woke up in jail the next morning, Chu! And Shishi ended up with a big hairy dude called Hairy Everywhere!" said Rinku, waving his arms and everyone shuddered except Karasu who was enjoying all

"Goodness. Clumsy me!"

"Thank god the only thing happened was that I fixed and shaved his unwanted hair with my sword. Then I'll do my birdy Wakizashi sunrise!" said the samurai

"No because every time you cook, you brush your hair AT the food!" implied the ex clown fighter

"Thank god we didn't brushed or shampooed our mouths. We just shave it bald" implied the ice shinobi and everyone laughed except Shishi, who was mad as hell "Then I'll do my icy shinobi special!"

"Nuh uh! Instead of a hot or normal temperature food, we had Popsicles food on a spoon instead!" exclaimed the samurai

"And me tongue got stucked in the spoon!"

"Oh yes. I was freezing the hell of a fly that day" and Karasu sighed

"I heard enough. I'll do breakfast for all, ya'll go change of your pajamas" said the long black haired "Shishi, show me where the kitchen is and I'll need a helping hand"

"Right back you!" chirped Shishi as he lead Karasu to the kitchen and everyone else went to shower and change out of their PJs

Half an hour later…

The elements masters went down stairs in their usual clothes to the dining and their jaws drop to the floor and drooling. They saw on the table an major amount of food like it was an all you can eat buffet restaurant style. It had pancakes with red filling, waffles, coffee, orange juice, links sausages, hash browns, bagels, French toasts, eggs with ham and lastly oatmeal. Karasu and Shishi went out of the kitchen with plate, spoon, fork, napkins, mugs and glasses in their hands and looked at the mouth opened drooling masters.

"Well don't just stand there! Eat!" and they went like a stampede and the two eyes widen

"Uh-oh!

"Stampede!" cried the samurai as they closed in. They took the plates ,etc and headed to the table with the food. The smoke cleared out revealing Karasu and Shishi as if buffalos ran into them.

"Hey save some for us!" and they managed to get food

After 20 minutes, the elements master ate all the yummy food and their stomachs looked like mountains. They undid their belts, leaned more to their chairs and patted their stomachs. Some had toothpicks on their corners of their mouths

"Ooooeei! The buffet hit my spot!" exclaimed Jin, patting his stomach

"Hell yeah!" exclaimed everyone

"Yo Karasu! What was that red filling in those pancakes?" asked Rinku

"Blood!" and they looked shocked

"WHAT?"

"I'm joking! It's strawberry filling!" and they did 'Phew!'

"Well did you guys choose?" asked Shishi

"We chose…why not we'll do it, besides we need to pay the rent" said Touya

"Yaaay! I love you guys! We're going to have a blast doing this!" exclaimed Karasu

"Right on! Can't wait to do my Usher moves!" exclaimed Shishi

"Sure but what instruments are we going to play?" asked the ex clown fighter

"Instruments…? What instruments?" said Shishi and Karasu in unison and everyone else fell anime style. The ex clown fighter stood up, cleared his dust and sighed.

"I'll be right back! I'm going to look for my new experiment that I tinkered!" and with that he ran upstairs

"Uh-oh…we're doomed…" said everyone except Karasu because of Suzuka's next tinkering

Uh-oh! What's new Suzuka tinkering?