A/N: OMG!! I'm such a bad person!!BIG FAT SORRY for the long wait!! I just had such a big writers-block, but I'm over it! So, here you go again!

Chapter 2- The-soon-to-be-wife

Laura: And here we go again! (audience claps) After we took care of this little...euhh...incident, yes, incident, we're going to welcome a new guest- Ginevra Weasley!

(Ginny trips over her own feet, but then quickly stands up and comes on the stage)

Laura: Hello Ginevra, how are you?

Ginny: I'm fine, thanks, but please call me Ginny, I hate the name Ginevra.

Molly (from the audience): I can't and will not believe that you just said that!!

Ginny: yeah, whatever, mother.

Laura: Alright! Now Ginny, you wanted to tell your parents something important?

Ginny: (turns to her parents that sit in the audience) Mom, Dad, I- I'm engaged (everyone gasps)...

Laura: You can do it Ginevra, I believe in you.

Ginny: Thanks Laura. I'm engaged to Rocky Lidenski...

Arthur: Who the fuck is that!?

Molly: ARTHUR!! We're on TV, behave!" (smiles innocently into the cameras)

Ginny: He's a half-blood, lives in London and is owner of the brothel "Sweet Dreams"-

Arthur: HE'S WHAT!?

Laura: Oh my god! Ladies and gentleman, did you hear that!! (to the audience; everybody nodded shocked)

Ginny: HEY! You were supposed to help and support me!

Laura: Never said that!

Arthur: You're not going to marry this piece of shit!

Laura: Oh, let her! This marriage would be the funniest thing I've ever seen!

Ginny: Why (sniff) are you (sniff) so mean!?

Laura: Awww...sorry, it's my nature.

Arthur: Well, at least you're not pregnant...

Ginny: Euhmmm...You see...The funny thing is...hehe...

Laura: Oh my god! (looks over to Arthur and Molly, who fainted and are lying at the floor)

Caretaker: Oh great, now it's up to me to clean up the mess! First the Potter boy and now this two filthy creatures!

Laura: (rolls her eyes) You'll live.

Ginny: And what about me?

Laura: What? Do you want to help him? Of course not. Go home to your brothel-guy, we'll send you your parents as soon as they wake up.

Ginny: Oh thank you so much!!

Laura: Yeah, whatever...(rolls her eyes as Ginny leaves the room) And that girl, ladies and gentleman, is only 19 years old...and she only got herself pregnant and is going to marry a brothel-guy, just because she never stopped running after Harry Potter, The-boy-who-lived-and-then-died, who was having an affair with Hermione Granger behind her boyfriend's, Ron Weasley's, back! Can you believe that!?

Ron(also in the audience): Wait-WHAT!? I am Ron Weasley!! Hermione!!

Hermione: I'm so sorry Ron!!

Laura: Whooooops, looks like I just destroyed a relationship...(shruggs) whatever...hey, I like that word...whatever whatever whatever whatever...Oh, right, I'm not at home...hehe...euhmmm...I think...anyway...We'll be back in a few moments with Blaise Zabini! Oh come on! (means Hermione, who runs after Ron to explain him everything)

Hermione: Ron!!

Ron (with his hands over his ears): Lalalalalalalalala, I don't hear you!! Lalalalalalalalalala...

A/N: Ok, this chapter isn't as funny as the previous one, but oh well...I do not have the slightest idea how to write the next chapie, bu I have a lot of time to think about it, since I'm sick and don't do anything than lye in the bed all the time :D I'm sorry for any errors, but it's half past 5 in the morning, what do you expect?? This chapter is dedicated to my cousin Natalie. Natalie, laugh, even if the demons of the depressing moments haunt you.