"So its in a month?" Lee asked.

The group was sitting in a circle in Lee & Jr.'s room.

Kise nodded.

Soi hummed and leaned into Yoruichi, who wrapped her arm around the pregnant woman.

The steal eyed woman was two months and three weeks pregnant. She was very moody sometimes.

The morning sickness hadn't started yet. It was odd, but it was to start next week.

"Are you guys gunna have kids?"

"I think she should have it with somebody else!" Kise blurted out.

Everyone stared at him in shock. Toshi glared daggers at him.

"Why?" Lee spoke up.

"Ya know those bugs we learned about in the real world right?" He asked his older sister.

Lee nodded.

"You remember the Preying Mantis?"

Lee smirked but nodded. "I get what your saying. OH! That's mean!!"

"Well she could!"

Toshi looked between the two. "What's it do?" She asked Lee.

"Well uh…when the female is done with the male…she um…she," Lee looked at he floor.

"What?"

"She cuts off his head when she's done." Lee rushed the words, and grabbed Jr.'s hand. They shot out of the room.

Yoruichi & Soi exchanged looks. They followed their cousin's example.

Toshi glared death at her fiancé. "You think I'd do that?" She whispered harshly.

Kise backed up into a corner. He nodded. Toshi advanced slowly.

The poor man felt like a tiny rabbit being threatened by a rattle snake.

One chance, gotta use it right.

Just when she was about to strike he screamed the first thing that popped into his head.

"LEE!!"

Toshi stopped. There was an awkward silence as they watched the door.

The woman snapped back to him with a sadistic smirk.

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The four women cringed at the screams coming from the room.

"I think they're a good pair." Soi said absently.

"But Soi," Yoruichi started.

She got cut off quickly. "I WASN'T FINISHED!!" Soi snapped.

Yoruichi jumped and cowered from the pregnant woman. "Okay." She whimpered.

Lee laughed. "What do you mean Soi?"

"They seem to balance each other out."

Lee and Jr. nodded.

Jr. looked back. "Hey cousin! Come on, hurry up!"

Soi looked back. "What's wrong with you?" Completely oblivious.

Yoruichi didn't walk forward. She continued to eye her mate wearily.

Soi's eyes began to tear up. "I'm not a monster!"

Yoruichi looked surprised and scared at the same time. She shook her head quickly.

"You think I am don't you?"

"No! Of course not!" Yoruichi shuffled forward.

"Yes you do! I'm just hormonal! Leave me alone!" She shouted the last part and walked off.

Yoruichi at her heels trying to say she was sorry.

"If she's that bad imagine how bad Toshi will be." Jr. pointed out.

They both paled after a moment. Dear god! She would kill them!

"Let's not think about that right now." Lee said quickly looking up at Jr.

"Agreed."

They shook hands and walked off after the other two.

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I know they've been short. but i don't want the pregnancy or the marriage to got to fast.

Just one piece at a time. Plus i think this one was kinda funny.