Chapter 3- The two unexpected visitors and Brittany

A/N: Sorry for the long wait guys!! Now, the summer holidays are over and I'll update more often (if schoolwork allows it). Oh right, I almost forgot to mention it: Brittany(wiccan98), my beta, visits me today at the studio!! :D

Laura: So, Ladies and Gentlemen, let's greet our new guest- oh wait...

(some mysterious guy gives gives Laura a new card)

...Oh, we have a message from Blaise, who should be our next guest! It says:

Haha, kiss my ass losers! I found the perfect girl for me! Muhahaha! I don't need any help! P.S. Laura, I luv Ur show!

Laura: Oh, we're so happy for him, aren't we?

Draco: LEAVE-ME-ALONE!! (Everybody turns to the entrance)

Pansy: But Drakie-pooh!!

Draco: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!

Pansy: But I loooooooooooooove youuu!!

Draco: I feel like throwing up!

Pansy: I wanna have your babies!!

Draco: YOU-WHAT!? LAURA, TELL HER!!

Laura: Really Parkinson, you can't have his babies.

Pansy: And why not!?

Laura: Because I say so.

Pansy: Oh really!?

Laura: Yep.

Pansy: BUT DRACO LOVES ME!!

Draco: No, I don't!

Laura: No, he doesn't!

Pansy: But-

Draco: GOD PARKINSON, IT WAS A ONE-NIGHT-STAND!!

Pansy: NO, YOU LOVE ME!! YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME!!

Laura & Draco: Why??

Pansy: Because I say so!

Laura: Hey! You got that from me!

Pansy: So?

Laura & Draco: Go and get a life. (Pansy starts crying and leaves the studio; the audience laughs)

Hermione: Ron, please, let me explain!!

Ron: Lalalala, can't hear you, lalalalala!! (They run out of the studio; Brittany comes in)

Brittany: Hey Laura!

Laura: Oy Britt!

Draco: Hey there. (Winks)

Brittany: Oh my fucking god!!

Laura: What she meant was: Oh my god, you're HOT!!

Draco (raises an eyebrow): Really?

Laura & Brittany: Yep! (Both nod)

Draco: You two are cute.

Brittany: Yeah, and you're a sex-bomb!

Draco: I've been told that once or twice (brushes with his right hand through his hair, and smiles/smirks sexily)

Laura: Bet you were!!

Some guy from the audience: Ya know we're still here!!

Laura: Oh, sorry! Yah, right...You can all go home and...eat...uh...cake? Yeah...cake...uh...I'll see ya tomorrow evening again, ok? That was "Good evening wizarding world" for today! Bye and keep watching'! Now, let's go! (Brittany and Laura link their arms with Draco's and leave the studio)

Hermione: RONALD!!

Ron: Go away!! LALALALALA!!

A/N: I don't really like the chapie, but oh well...XD plz leave a review!! xoxo, Laura