"Ugh! I'm huge!"
"Your not huge."
"I'm four months pregnant! How is this not huge!" Soi motioned to her stomach.
"Your gunna get bigger."
"Oh yeah that makes me feel so much better about how I look!" Soi snapped.
Yoruichi looked down. "Sorry."
Soi nodded and shuffled uncomfortably on the spot.
"I'm horny."
Yoruichi's head snapped up at that. "What?"
"I'm horny." Soi repeated.
"Uh…I don't know what to do about that." True statement!
Soi snatched the front of Yoruichi's jacket in her fist. She pulled the goddess into a deep kiss.
"Bed." Soi commanded.
"But Soi," Soi cut her off.
"Shut up and get in there."
"Yes ma'am." Yoruichi whimpered.
The bedroom door snapped shut.
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"Mmph!" Lee pulled away from Jr.'s kiss.
"Air. My lungs are smaller than yours. I need air."
"Sorry." Jr. smiled and waited for Lee to catch her breath.
"Okay."
The kissing resumed.
They were almost naked under the sheets, save for the small shorts they wore. Those were soon to go though.
They were anyway…until the door opened.
"Lee, Toshi won't stop bothering me."
They broke the kiss again…the women looked at the door.
Kise stood there. He didn't seem to care about the fact that Jr. was pressed on top of his sister.
"Kise…we're a little busy. Come back later." Lee said calmly.
"But she's after me!"
"Then hide somewhere that isn't here."
"Like the Shihoin place?"
"Exactly! She would never find you there. Or at your old house."
"My old house! She would never look for me there! She hates that place! Thanks Lee…you know everything!" Kise brightened and ran off.
There was silence for a long time. Until Jr. started laughing.
"What?"
"Kise thinks your god."
"I know. I appreciate it, but In all fairness…I'm not that old."
Jr. laughed and sealed a kiss over Lee's lips.
Lee groaned as Jr.'s thigh found its way between her own.
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"Where is he?" Toshi growled as she walked past the fourth division.
She jumped as she saw a flash of gold, black, and orange shoot past her.
"KISE!" She flashed after him.
By the time she got to where his trail led her, she stopped dead in her tracks and turned around, walking back to the apartment she and Kise were living in.
She hated that place!
Inside the old Urahara home, Kise snickered happily. It had worked.
"Lee knows everything!" He giggled happily.