What type of Mary Sue are you: Hyotei Edition
Notes: If you think you might find this offensive, read the notes for the first chapter. Also, I've seen 2 stories that people have said were inspired by this, both Sue parodies I think (and am hoping!). Both of those made my day I love to see people reading my work.
In case you didn't realise first time (and I think it was quite obvious) THIS IS A PARODY. Please people, don't seriously write Sues. Write OCs. Good OCs are love and brilliant to read! Of course, there are some writers who can take Sues and make them great characters. But the only one writer I know who could probably do that is Resonance Breaks Glass who is a great OC writer!
So in conclusion, by all means use this to write Sue parodies. Because this story is a parody… That's all!
Oh and thanks to the people who reviews last chapter. I'm shutting up now!
Part 1: Hyotei version
Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis but sadly enough I do own some rubbish Mary –Sues…(I'm a rubbish OC writer but I'm working on it!)
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Seigaku not for you? Think you'll fit in more with the rich boys of Hyotei? Ok, grab your pen because we'll just about to discover you're inner Sue!
Everyone loves Hyotei. Even those who profess to hate the stuck up egotistic rich boys love them really. Which is why they have their fair share of Sues too! So why not add your own to that ever growing community? Just take today's short quiz and you'll be ready to dive into the wonderful world of Hyotei before you can say 'Ore-sama no bigi na yoina'. Or 'gekidasa daze'. Or 'gekokujyou'. Or whatever Hyotei regular's catchphrase takes you're fancy…
Section 1: The basics.
Again this is the first paragraph type of information. Extra special tip: If the Sue starts off the story being the long lost twin/ childhood friend/ former gang member of one of the regulars, (and why wouldn't she?) then it's a good idea to have that character be the one to tell all the other regulars this information, no matter how out of character it may seem.
Question 1: Let us start with your name. This is key, especially in Hyotei, as it shows what family connections you have!
A. Atoberella Keiko the third
B. My real name is Waterfall Federer, but I'm going under the alias of Heavenly Star
C. Sakura. That's it; I don't need a second name!
D. Runs off to check birth certificate
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Question 2: What's your dream job?
A. I'm going to take over Daddy's business of course!
B. I'm already an ultra famous rock start but shh, no one knows.
C. Well, I've learnt some great tennis skills on the street so I'm going to be a world class singles player- until the one I love convinces me to play doubles that is!
D. My dream is to marry on of the Hyotei regulars but somehow I don't see that happening. Maybe I should ask Tomoko for fan girl lessons?
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Question 3: How's your dress sense?
A. Designer labels all the way, did you really think I'd wear commoner's clothes??
B. I wear tight leather trousers and a ripped fish net top. And yes, I can still play tennis in it.
C. Ripped jeans and an over sized boy's tee shirt- I'm too hard core to dress up.
D. The school uniform! But I'll roll my skirt up as I walk past the tennis courts.
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Question 4: Book you're most likely to be found reading?
A. Business deals for dummies- I'm giving it to my brother; I just have to check it for spelling errors first!
B. Just because I'm a rock star doesn't meant I'm stupid. At the moment I'm reading The Iliad for the 5th time and I can recite Twelfth Night off by heart!
C. I don't do reading. If I can get full marks in my lessons without it, why bother?
D. Race Relations in the USA, its compulsory reading for world history class!
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Section 2: A day at Hyotei
Do I really need to explain why this section is important? This is where your Sue will meet the all important regulars. It can also help decide who she needs up with, which is a must to establish in the first chapter.
Question 1: It's your first day at Hyotei and your hanging round the boy's courts. Why?
A. I'm Atobe's sister and the captain of Hyotei high school girl's team, who've won the nationals 10 times in a row just in case you're interested!
B. I want to see how they compare to my brother, Roger Federer.
C. I'm here to see my best friend and childhood love Ryou-chan. But don't tell him I said that.
D. I'm part of the cheering squad of course, with just about ever other girl in Hyotei!
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Question 2: For some strange strange reason, Atobe invites you to join in the regulars practise. You:
A. Tell your brother a long winded tale about how you single handily crushed a doubles pair consisting of Tezuka and Sanada in 10 minutes and made it home in time to clinch the new business deal your father has been trying to attain for 2 years.
B. Beat Oshitari and then offer to teach him some of the special moves you're picked up from practising with pros.
C. Accidently spilt up the Silver Pair because you and Ryou-chan have had a pact to play doubles together since you were 2.
D. Atobe, talking to me? OMG OMG!!
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Question 3: After practise, you see someone waiting for you at the school gates, who is it?
A. Tezuka. And Sanada, Yukimura, Ryoma, Fuji, Mizuki, Tachibana, Sengoku. They are all here to confess their love to you. Or try and beat you at tennis. It's all the same to you
B. Roger Federer, Rafa Nadal, Novak Djokovic, Andy Murray AND your manger. You have a concert tonight but all your friends are here for a little tennis practice.
C. Akutsu Jin. You and he were in a gang when you were 12 and you're still both so hardcore people run away when they see the two of you.
D. Your best friend from elementary school, who you meet up with every Friday to stalk the regulars!
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Question 4: Back at home, it's 9.00pm. What are you up to?
A. 'Mr. President, is this a secure line? Yes, Atobe Corporation would be happy to supply the USA with submarines for the next 10 years.' Another day, another business deal…
B. I'll get out my guitar and write a heartbreaking love Ballard with words so beautiful that Shakespeare would be proud of. That is, if I'm home from my concert yet!
C. What makes you think I'll be home? I'm way too hardcore to be home at 9!
D. Pretending to do my homework whilst starting at my new photo set I got from the Hyotei regular fan club.
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Section 3: The Regulars and you
Again, vital to characterisation. It's not easy to create your own original character so we suggest that you just steal parts of cannon characters instead to bring your Sue to life! Answer the questions here to find out how!
Question 1: Regular most likely to fall for you:
A. Everyone and anyone. After all, the word perfection was invented for me!
B. Oshitari. Because we're both geniuses on and off the court naturally.
C. Haven't you been paying attention? Ryou-chan is my childhood friend so obviously we'll end up together!
D. A date with a regular?? I'll take anyone!!
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Question 2: Regular most like you:
A. Atobe. Only I'm the upgrade.
B. Well I'm great at tennis, intelligent AND a rock star. Of course it's Oshitari, we're both geniuses.
C. Well I'm so hardcore than none of them to close to me in hardcoreness but I'm even more bitchy and sarcastic than my darling Ryou-chan.
D. Can I take them all? Oh wait, that was the last question…
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Question 3: Regular you're most likely to beat in tennis:
A. I've already beaten them all. Maybe I should transfer to Seigaku. I might get more of a challenge…
B. I beat my pro tennis player brother last weekend, so I'm sure I'll have no problem taking on the Silver pair and the Dirty pair at the same time.
C. Atobe. Just to show him who's more hardcore.
D. Does playing tennis count as a date?
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Your answers
Mostly As
You're the Princess of Tennis version 2. Obviously Atobe's better looking, more intelligent older sister. But don't worry, he doesn't hate you. In fact, no on does. You're loved by everyone, even Hiyoshi, although you barley notice he's there. You could end up with any of the tenipuri boys but it's most likely to be Tezuka or Fuji because we all know both of them make a point of hanging round Hyotei… No really, they probably do (you can read whatever you want into that)
Mostly Bs
You're the famous rock star. You're no here for the classes- you want a taste of 'normal' life. Your pro brother taught you to play tennis at 2 years old and you've never looked back since. You're a singles player naturally, although you're tempted to play doubles with a certain genius. However, life isn't all easy and you often find yourself running away from adoring fans. Oh the drama!
Mostly Cs
You're the rebel. You sleep through class, still get great marks and are a kick ass tennis player. You can beat Akatsu in a fight and surprise surprise, have been best friends with Shishido since birth. Although you play singles most of the time, you're at your best when your playing doubles with Shishido, never mind that Ohtori is crying in the corner. If you don't end up with Shishido, it will definably be Atobe who you profess to hate but secretly have a thing for. Oh, and to cap it off, you're probably Ohtori's long lost sister.
Mostly Ds
You're the mad fan girl. Along with every other girl in Hyotei, you're dying for a date with one of the regulars and support them very vocally at every game. You know there is more to Hyotei than Atobe, Oshitari and Shishido and would quite happily accept a date with Sakaki if he offered. However, this makes you pretty normal for Hyotei and possible not a sue. You could try doing this quiz again, but this author suggest that a mad fan girl might just make a more interesting OC than a sue…. I'll leave you with that though to ponder.
Thanks for reading!
I hope you enjoyed the Hyotei version. Sorry abut the wait. It will probably be another two weeks until the Rikkaidai version but if you have anything you want included in the next Sue quiz, just drop me a PM or say so in a review! I'll be happy to take ideas!