Spider-man and Deadpool enter inside the castle. Spider-man doesn't seem that interested since he's seen the place before but Deadpool looks at the place like a retard in a morgue. Sindel then comes in to introduce her guest.
"ROYALTY!" Deadpool yelled as he took out his AK-47 and started firing at Sindel. Luckily she ducked before any of the bullets hit her and Deadpool ended up shooting the wall until he ran out of bullets.
"What the fuck asshole!?" Sindel yelled as she got up.
"Deadpool has a tendency to do that." Spider-man replied casually while everyone in the palace just looked at the 2 clerks strangely.
"Um...right. Listen me, my mom, and the captain of the royal guard have to discuss our strike plan." Kitana explained as she walked away. "Make yourself at home."
Deadpool and Spider-man take her up on her offer and decide to walk around the castle. While walking, Deadpool notices a wall ornament of 2 double-edged swords on top of a shield.
"Hey Spidey," Deadpool said as he took one of the swords off the shield. "When I left you I was but the learner now I am the master."
Getting the reference Spider-man also took the second sword. "You're only a master of evil Darth."
Deadpool started by striking at Spider-man but Spidey blocks it just in time. They then started their battle by swinging their swords at eachother vertically both colliding with eachother. They continued their battle down the hall, each swinging to strike the other and each missing. Meanwhile inside Kitana, Jade, and Sindel were having their discussion but it wasn't about the strike against Shao Khan.
"Why in the hell did you bring that little prick back!?" Sindel angrily questioned her daughter."And why did you invite his psycho friend with him?"
"Mom! They're both good fighters from what I heard." Kitana explained.
"Kitana, a nutless monkey could beat that nervous wreck of an emperor!" Sindel yelled.
"Well that's what they are." Kitana answered and insulted at the same time. "Besides, they go in, they kick his ass easily, they get paid and we never see them again."
"I guess you're right." Sindel compromised. Then one of the servants came in.
"Queen Sindel, we're having some problems with our guest." she explained.
"What do you mean?" she questioned. She was answered by the crashing of vase being heard from outside the room.
"Take that asshole!" Spider-man yelled. Deadpool replied by throwing a portrait of Sindel's husband at him which Spidey dodged.
"Ha-ha! Missed me, missed me, now you gotta..." Spider-man began to taunt but Deadpool smacked him in the face with a portrait of Kitana, knocking him to the ground. Deadpool then body slams Spider-man and they start having a wrestling match which ends when Sindel comes out.
She looked down the hallway, surrounded by broken vases, portraits, holes in the wall and a messed up carpet. After seeing the wrecked hallway her only words were "WHAT THE FUCK!"
"You said to make ourselves at home." Deadpool replied from the floor.
"Do you always destroy your house when you're fucking around?" she questioned.
Spider-man and Deadpool stood up and thought. "No, just the hallway of our apartment building." Spider-man replied.
Sindel rubbed her temple. Getting the point, one of her servants gave her a bottle of aspirin and she chugged about half the bottle into her mouth.
"We're heading out." Kitana said, fearing that her mother was going to have a nervous breakdown. She was followed by Jade, Liu Kang, Spider-man, and Deadpool but Deadpool stopped in the garden.
"Hold on I gotta take a leak." Deadpool said.
"Yeah me too." Spider-man said also and they both walked over to the flower garden and started urinating all over the rare flowers. Unfortunately for her, Sindel watch this and as her left eye twitched and the vein in her head started throbbing, she took out her liquor bottle and started pouring the alcohol down her throat without mercy.
A/N: It's a short chapter and it may not be that good but the story'll get better along the way.