"Are we there yet?" Deadpool asked Kitana who was leading the way. They had been traveling for about 6 hours and Deadpool wouldn't stop asking the same question or shooting every animal he saw.
"No," Kitana answered, everyone could tell she was annoyed.
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"Deadpool for the thousandth time no!" Kitana yelled.
"Yeesh what a bitch," Deadpool whispered to Spider-Man.
"She's a princess, what did you expect?" Spider-Man replied.
"I know what you mean, these fucking princess' are always born with a silver spoon up thier ass yet they always want more for some reason," Deadpool explained.
"Any examples?"
"'The Little Mermaid', that hooker from 'Aladdin', that bitch from 'Sleeping Beauty', the list goes on my friend,' Deadpool explained.
"You know we can hear you from up here," Kitana mentioned from the front of the line.
"Dude, after you screw her I recommend not trying to get a relationship from this lady," Deadpool advised.
"Are you kidding me!" Spider-Man yelled. "We kick this emperor's ass, we get paid, I fuck her, and she can spend the rest of her life with some fucking asian pansy for all I care!"
Liu Kang looked at Spider-Man strangely after what he said. Kitana then decided after another hour of traveling, that they should stop and set up camp.
"Well we're just gonna..." Kitana started but was cut off by Deadpool.
"Shhhhhhh," Deadpool pointed at a nearby squirrel.. "There's a squirrel, a brown one with a white stripe going down it's back. Isn't it beautiful. MY GOD IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Deadpool took out his machine gun and blew the woodland critter to high hell, it's blood and guts sprayed everywhere.
"As I was saying!" Kitana said as her eye twitched, "Me and Jade are going to bathe in the lake near by, we'll see you in a bit!"
She walked away, steam practically coming out of her head, followed by Jade. Spider-Man and Deadpool were trying to hold back their smiles, even though nobody could really see them because they're always wearing masks. They then start walking away from the camp site.
"Whe're you 2 going?" Liu Kang asked.
"Oh we're just going...bird watching," Spider-man and Deadpool giggle like little school girls and walk towards their destination... the hill above the lake Kitana and Jade were bathing. They both took out a pair of binoculars and enjoyed the show.
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!" Spider-Man yelled from the top of the hill.
"Slow down the train, bring on the caboose." Deadpool imitaded a country hick.
"Woo-woo!" Spider-Man imitated a train engine.
Down in the lake Kitana and Jade were bathing, annoyed by the comments Spider-man and Deadpool were making. Jade reached for her clothes and picked up her boomerang, preparing to hearl it at the obnoxious duo before Kitana stopped her.
"Just let it go Jade," Kitana said to her best friend.
"But these guys are being douchebags!" Jade protested.
"Forget about it, let them be perverts, we won't have to hang out with them for much longer." Kitana explained.
"I don't understand why you brought those 2 along,"
"I feel sorry for them. I mean one of them's divorced with barely any money and he use to be one of the greatest heroes in the known world." Kitana explained.
"What about Deadpool," Jade questioned.
"He was going to tag along either way."
Up on the hill, the hero clerks were still having fun.
"Boy, if Jessica Biel ever sees that ass she'll kill herself knowing there's someone sexier than her!" Spider-man explained giggly.
"What're you 2 doing?" Liu Kang asked from behind them. They turn around to face the shaolin monk.
"We're trying to enjoy pussy time, something you wouldn't understand. Pussy!" Spider-Man explained. The 2 clerks turn back to their peep show but notice that the girls are gone.
"Where'd they go?" Deadpool questioned sadly.
"Ahem!" Kitana said from behind them fully dressed. They both turn around casually as if nothing had happend.
"Look let's go back to camp and eat," she said.
"Wait!" Deadpool said as he stood up with Spider-man. "I've got it handled."
Deadpool takes out a grenade from his belt and hurls it at the lake. The water blows up and once the water went back to the lake, half the fish floated to the surface.
Kitana sighs. "I was about to say we had some food back at the camp site."
"Oh," was Deadpool's only reply. Then Spider-Man took another grenade from Deadpool's belt and herld it to the other side of the lake, then more dead fish rose to the surface. Deadpool and Spider-Man both chest high-fived over their accomplishment of destroying wild life.