After dinner which didn't involve anything Deadpool had blown to little bitsy pieces, the group had decided to get some sleep. The boys were sleeping outside because the girls didn't trust Deadpool or Spider-Man, and they thought it only fair that Liu Kang sleep outside with them. While the girls were in their tent, Spider-Man and Deadpool were watching the stars, thinking about how this might be the best moment in their recent lives.
"You know Deadpool; just looking at these stars makes me happy to be alive." Spider-Man explained happily.
"No it doesn't." Deadpool replied, knowing better.
"You're right, it's the fact that I'm going to have enough money for myself and that whore of my ex-wife and I'm going to have a cure for my blue balls!" Spider-Man smiled.
"Spidey you keep talking about your pussy reward, I'm going to kill you." Deadpool explained calmly.
"No you won't."
"You're right, I'll probably shoot the nearest thing to me. Possibly that pussy over there." Deadpool pointed at Liu Kang.
Liu Kang stood up and walked up to the duo. Spider-Man stuck out his hand as a gesture to stop.
"Hey! We told you to keep you're distance pussy." Spider-man commanded.
"Look, I'm getting the feeling that you guys don't like me." Liu Kang sadly said and Spider-Man stood up sternly.
"Of course I don't like you dickhead!" Spider-man used his hand to measure Kang. "Look at you, why would Kitana get a wet pussy over you!? You're a 5'7 nothing who believes in this peaceful monk bullshit!"
"Well maybe she likes me better because I know a little something known as respect!" Liu defended himself. "Also you may have sex with her after this is done but I just might marry her."
Spider-Man snorted holding back his laughter. "Don't tell me you're one of those 'save it till marriage dildos." When he saw Liu Kang bow his head in shame, Spider-Man burst out laughing along with Deadpool.
"You really are a pussy!" Spider-Man laughed. "Also after I give her a taste of a real hero, she'll probably dump your ass and I'll tell her to go fuck herself!"
"Don't you dare talk about Kitana that way!" Liu Kang yelled.
"Ooooooh, are you threatening me?" Spider-Man mocked.
"Yeah, maybe I am." Liu Kang growled but Spider-man was unthreatened.
"Kick his ass Spidey!" Deadpool cheered.
Spider-Man took Deadpool's advice by striking fighting pose and doing a 'come get some' hand gesture. Liu Kang replies by doing his trademark bicycle kicks, hitting Spider-Man repeatedly in the face and forcing him back and he falls on his back. Spider-Man, one never to back down from a fight, kicks him in the face with both legs and jumps back up. Spider-Man then pays Liu Kang back for kicking him in the face by hitting Liu with 3 roundhouse punches. Liu throws a roundhouse kick at Spider-Man but he catches it and elbows his kneecap, causing Liu Kang to fall onto the ground and Spidey plants his foot on Liu's chest.
"You lose monkeyfuck." Spider-man flips Liu Kang off and walks away. But Liu swore in his head not to let Spider-Man get away with his disrespect for Kitana and does a flying kick, aiming for Spider-Man's head. But Spider-Man's spider-sense kicked in and he ducked, causing Liu Kang to fly over the edge and fall to the ground, which was 30 feet away screaming. His screaming caused Kitana and Jade to come out of the tent.
"What happened?" Kitana asked worried.
Spider-Man and Deadpool looked at each other equally worried but for different reasons.
"Um, it was Liu Kang. He jumped off the ledge to commit suicide." Spider-Man lied.
"Yeah! It was horrible, he jumped off saying 'I don't want to live anymore!' and I think he said something about you getting fat." Deadpool explained.
"Let us go over to the hill and pray my friend." Spider-Man said to Deadpool and they both went to the edge of the hill.
"We'll join you." Jade said.
"No, no, no you stay over there. This' private." Spider-Man suggested. The hero clerks go to the edge but instead of praying, they unzip their pants and start urinating on Liu Kang's twitching corpse.
"Hey I think he's still alive." Deadpool whispered.
"I bet I can piss in his mouth." Spider-Man said as moved slightly to the left.
Back in Outworld
Shao Khan was going through his daily routine of struggling to open up his meds. While going through his daily routine, a tarkatan servant came in.
"W-w-what is it lackey? Uhhhh." Shao Khan stuttered.
"Sir I'm here to report that Liu Kang is dead." The servant said. After hearing this Shao Khan stopped what he was doing and looked at his servant.
"What was that?"
"I said Liu Kang is dead." The servant repeated. Shao Khan dropped his pill bottle and looked at the sky and a bright light shone down on him.
"That's the best news I've ever heard!" Shao Khan stood up and his chest puffed out proudly as he smiled.
"Get the soldiers into the meeting room. And find me those assholes that have been stealing my money!" Shao Khan said as he walked away. The one thing that scared the tarkatan servant was that the emperor said all that without stuttering or shaking.
In Mileena's bedroom, Scorpion was with her, they were both naked, and there was a lot of thrusting. Need I say more? Their moment was ruined however once the door was pulled off by the hinges.
"Get your hell-specter hands off my daughter!" Shao Khan said as he grabbed Scorpion by the neck and threw his naked body out the window.
"Dad that was Scorpion! Do you know how hard it's been for anyone to get with Scorpion!?" Mileena yelled as she covered herself but Shao Khan proved his superiority by grabbing her by the neck and bringing her to his face.
"Don't you dare talk to me that way! I am your father and you will have respect for me or I'll rip your head off!" Shao Khan yelled without stuttering once and this scared Mileena.
"Yes sir!" she said as she was in fear for her life.
"Good now get dressed and meet me in the war room!" he commanded as he dropped her on her bed and walked away.
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