Kitana, Jade, Deadpool, and Spider-Man walked through the portal and like Baraka said were right in front of the castle. The castle would have looked pretty terrifying since the entrance looked like Khan's helmet except that there was a ton of graffiti including 'Khan sucks' and 'Khan's a pussy'. Before going into the entrance, the group saw Scorpion, laying on the floor with his neck broken and he's naked.
"Scorpion!" Spider-Man yelled as he went up to his idol but keep his distance since Scorpion was naked.
"Why're you naked?" Kitana asked.
"Don't ask," Scorpion replied
"How'd you survive a broken neck?" Jade asked.
"I didn't," Scorpion answered. "I'm already dead. Speaking of which, Spidey could you reposition my neck?
Spider-Man nodded and grabbed hold of Scorpion's neck.
"Okay a little to the left." Scorpion ordered. Spider-Man moved Scorpion's neck to the left and it snapped right back into place.
"What happend?" Spider-Man asked as he turned around while Scorpion stood up and sat down behind a bush to hide his nakedness.
"That prick Shao Khan threw me out of a two-story window!"
"Why?" Jade asked.
"I was visiting my girlfriend," Scorpion explained.
"Mileena?" Kitana asked.
"Yeah," Scorpion looked at the 2 Mortal Kombat women's expressions. "What?"
"Nothing, it's just that it's unexpected," Kitana explained.
"Whatever. Listen just be careful in there. Khan with his self-confidence returned is a bad thing."
The strike team started to walk in but Scorpion asked them to stop. "Wait! Could you tell Mileena to meet me out here and tell her to bring me my clothes?"
"Okay," Kitana responded.
They walked in and were met by a group of scared soldiers.
"Thank God, you're hear!" one of the tarkatan's said.
"It's not human I tell you!" another soldier said.
"What are you talking about?" Deadpool asked bewildered at how all the soldiers looked as if they were about to piss themselves.
"It's Khan!" Mileena, Kitana's twin/clone, said. "He's gone crazy! He's been making the kids work without rest, he's used the tarkatan's for target practice, and he's broken the legs of a centaur with his warhammer! He even threw my boyfriend out of my bedroom window!"
"Scorpion? He's right outside, he wants you to know that he's okay but he needs you to bring him his clothes," Spider-Man explained.
Mileena goes up to her room to get Scorpion's clothes and the strike team starts to walk into Khan's throne room before one of the tarkatan's tried to stop them.
"You can't go in there! He'll kill you!"
"Well find a way," Kitana said optimistically.
"You're funeral!" one of the soldiers said before he and the rest of the soldiers said before the got out of the way and let them enter the throne room. It was dark, scary and all that was scene was Shao Khan's huge, muscular body.
"I've been waiting for you, young heroes," Shao Khan mocked in a deep, sinister voice. A young tarkatan came up to Shao Khan and offered him a pill bottle.
"Y-You're pills sir?"
Shao Khan bashed in the younglings head in with his bear fist. "No! No longer will I ever need pills to sustain my body! I need blood! BLOOD!
"That's Shao Khan!" Deadpool pointed at the emperor and Kitana nodded.
"There is no way that I'm fighting that thing!" Spider-Man yelled at Kitana. "You can't make me!"
Kitana grabbed Spider-Man's head and jammed it into her cleavlage. Once she let him go, Spider-Man's head was spinning.
"You just made me," Spider-Man goes into the center of the throne room which also doubled as a fighting arena.
"Well it's going to take more than a big pair of boobs to convince me to fight that thing!" Deadpool said. Kitana put a huge wad of cash, almost 1000 dollars, in front of his face and Deadpool shuddered as if he's having an orgasm and joined Spidey in the arena.
"We're gonna kick you ass Shao-Cock sucker!" Spider-Man and Deadpool mocked in unison.
"You...kick my ass?" Shao Khan laughed before taking out his hammer. "We'll see about that!"
Spider-Man and Deadpool both gulped once Shao Khan finished his sentence. They then saw Shao Khan jump in the air with his hammer, intending to strike down on them but they were lucky enough to get out of the way when he struck and left a huge dent on the floor. Spider-Man tried to web up the emperor but he was able to break free and charged after Spidey. Deadpool tried to distract Khan by shooting him with his AK's but the bullets bounced off him. Khan felt the bullet's like misquitoes to his skin and turned around and marched up to Deadpool. Deadpool kept shooting but once Shao Khan walked up to Deadpool and bent the barrels of both guns. Deadpool started to feel tears well up in his eyes of his destroyed babies.
"Deadpool use your secret weapon!" Spider-Man told Deadpool.
"I told you! Those mini-nukes weren't mine!" Deadpool responded.
"Not those you nimrod! You're mouth!" Spider-Man reminded him.
"Oh yeah!" Deadpool took out his swords. "You know Khan I have to hand it to you, you know how to make people piss their pants. I remember this guy I once met I showed him my photo collection of dead bodies, some of them I did, others belonged to Deathstroke that lucky s.o.bj, and his pants started to fill up like the gosh darn hoover dam!
While going on about nothing, Deadpool was slashing at Khan's skin and it was having no effect.
"Also you've got skin as hard as a rhino's ass! Have you seen a rhino's butt? It's...holy crap!" Deadpool's tirade was interrupted once his swords cracked under the pressure of Shao Khan's skin. Khan then grabbed Deadpool by the neck and threw him to where Spider-Man was.
"So much for my secret weapon. What do we do now?" Deadpool asked his best friend as he struggled to get up.
"The one thing we can do...RUN!" the hero clerks started running away from Shao Khan as he chased after them with his hammer raised high. Up above, Kitana and Jade were watching the whole spectacle with worry in their eyes. Kitana then turned to her friend.
"This isn't looking good," she told Jade. "Go get 'Plan B'.
Jade nodded at her friends command and left to get 'Plan B' in the nearby forest. Jade ran up to a shadowy area and stopped her search.
"Plan A didn't work, did it?" Jade shook her head. "And you need me to go in there and save the 2 nutless monkies you hired to do your dirty work."
Jade nodded.
"Hmmm..." the shadowy figure pondered. "Save that pussy Spider-Man or make a million extra dollars? I think my minds been made up."
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Deadpool was too tired to continue fighting. Shao Khan took advantage of this my swinging his hammer like a golf club straight into Deadpool's groin.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Deadpool screamed as he fell to the floor. He then grabbed his crotch in pain and started to cry like a little baby.
Khan then turned his attention towards Spider-Man who was pleading to let him live. Khan ignored his pleas and punched Spider-Man in his ribs. Spider-Man felt each of them crack and grabbed onto his aching chest as he fell over in pain. Shao Khan looked at the pathetic sights before him and began to laugh.
"It's official you suck!" Shao Khan said to the beaten heroes. He then saw Kitana at the end of the arena. "Is this all you've got?"
"No there's always plan b." she indicated to a figure behind her.
"Bring on whatever you've got! I can...wait a minute...what the hell?"
Kitana stepped aside and in came...Venom. His move open revealing his razor-sharp teeth, his toungue swirling around like crazy, and drool coming out of his mouth, he was growling like a wild animal with the intent of eating Shao Khan.
"W-What are you?" Shao Khan demanded, his stuttering habits returning to him slowly.
Venom let out an inhuman roar and Shao Khan screamed. Before he knew it, the trembling and the shaking had returned to him.
Venom marched up towards Khan angrily.As Khan backed away, he dropped his hammer and his teeth chattered in fear at the one thing that looked as it could beat him.
"YOU DARE TO TREAT THE SPAWN OF YOUR LOINS THIS WAY!" Venom demanded.
"What!" Shao Khan couldn't believe what he was hearing. "You can't be my son!"
"Oh yes I am!" Venom shouted. "You are the great symbiotes predecessor!"
"Y-Y-You can't be… you c-c-can't be!" Shao Khan clasped his head to drown out Venom's mad ravings.
"A long time ago! In a galaxy far far away! In the land before time! In the time before time!" Venom screamed. "You, Shao Khan, gave birth to the greatest of all the symbiote's!
"W-W-What're you saying?" Shao Khan was too confused at this point.
"Shao Khan..." Venom breathed in a breath like Darth Vader and spoke in his voice. "I am your son!"
This was the final straw. Immediately, a heart attack overwhelmed Shao Khan. Clutching his chest, Khan gasped for air as the trauma deliberately traveled from his spinal column to his brain. In no time at all, he was again a nervous wreck, twitching violently as jerky spasms took over his bodily functions. He then saw the pills that he denied himself from the young tarkatans body, grabbed and opened it, and started chugging the pills into his mouth.
"That's not true!" Khan chugged more pills into his mouth. "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!"
"He-he, search your feelings you know it to be true," Venom lauged as he watched Khan suffering. He walked back to Kitana, who was happy that the whole ordeal was over.
"Well Venom, you just save my realm and yours from a lifetime of torture. What do you have to say?" Kitana asked the symbiote happily.
"Give me my fucking money," Venom said. He didn't care if he saved billions of people, he just wanted more money. Kitana sighed and gave him his million dollars in a suitcase and Venom left. She then saw Spider-Man and Deadpool on the ground in pain.
"Well, guess I'll have to get you 2 back to Edenia."
Back at the Edenian castle..
Spider-Man had his chest bandaged up and Deadpool had an ice pack on his groin. Kitana then came in to congradulate the heroes.
"Well guys, I just came to thank y..."
"Oh shut up!" Deadpool cut her off.
"Yeah! Now whe're the prizes?" Spider-Man began. "Come on, let's get bu-say!"
Kitana smiled and sighed. "Well I guess I owe you guys that much. Here's your money."
She gave them both suitcases holding their money. They opened them and smile like kids at Christmas after seeing all the dollar bills shining on them.
"As for you Spidey," she smiled seductively and grabbed his hand. "Come with me to my room."
Spider-Man got up and gave his best friend a thumbs up as he was led out. "You're gonna have to be on top though, my ribs are broken."
"God speed my friend," Deadpool indicated to his best friend once he left. Deadpool then got up and went over to a nearby radio Kitana had in the room and put in his Andrew W.K. cd in. "God Speed."
Deadpool then put on sunglasses and started dancing like Tom Cruise at the end of 'Tropic Thunder' to Andrew W.K.'s 'Party Hard'. He danced like a moron remembering the adventure he and his best friend had in Edenia and Outworld.
A/N: The End. I personally think I could've made this fic better but I enjoyed writing it. Stay tuned for more.