Disclaimer: See last chapter and I don't own the band mentioned

Alucard's little sister: Yea I know it's odd but this chapter doesn't have much of a dare but it had to be done. It's a 'sequel' to LAST CHAPTER because of what it was and how it was done.

Aftermath of Hellsing Idol

Walter got out of a cab, picked up his suitcase and sighed. His holiday from the Hellsing mansion was great but he feared that the inside of the mansion would be a total mess. "All right this is it," he muttered and walked in. To his surprise, there wasn't any major damage, just a lot of dust and cobwebs on some places. He set his suitcase down and looked for everyone. When he found them, find them he was a bit confused. "What is it?" he asked.

Seras, Sir Hellsing, Pip, Alucard, Josephine and Amie were all sitting at the kitchen table staring at an envelope that said 'winner'. No one at the table dared to open it. The six of them had been sitting there since it arrived five hours ago. None of them noticed that Walter was there, not even Alucard.

"You are a bunch of loons," muttered Walter. He walked over and grabbed the envelope from the table. They gasped, "I don't see what the big deal is with this thing, but it would be nice to know."

"How long have you been here?" asked Pip as Alucard walked over and whispered what happened earlier in his ear. "And," said Pip "how come no one noticed him entering?"

"So, you're technically daring me to open this envelope and announce who won this Hellsing Idol?" he asked while ignoring Pip's question. Alucard nodded and grinned. Walter sighed and opened the envelope. "Alright here it is; the Winner of the Hellsing Idol is…."

Everyone in the room held their breath.

"Sir Integra Hellsing!" announced Walter. "In second place was Seras Victoria, third place goes to Alucard & Josephine and last place, Pip Verendead."

"Darn, I knew I should have done Love's Dance by Earth, Wind & Fire," muttered Pip. "I should have looked for the lyrics harder."

Seras was jumping up and down even though she didn't win. "Yes, I sing better than Alucard!" she cried. "I beat Alucard! Sweet!"

Poor Sir Hellsing was in total shock. She never thought she could sing that good. When she recovered from her shock, she got up and walked over to Alucard. "So, Alucard since you started this, what does the winner get?" she asked. Everyone looked at Alucard.

Alucard thought about this for a while. "I've got it," he said and he kissed Sir Hellsing (lip-lock). "And you get two weeks off from paper work. How's that?" (Integra was out on cloud nine).

"And, may I ask, who will be doing the paper work?" asked Walter, hoping it wasn't going to be him.

"That would be me. I've spied on her long enough to know how to do paper work," said Alucard. "Speaking of, I've got to get to work," and with that he left.

Amie cautiously walked over to Sir Hellsing. "Ma'am?" she asked. "Are you ok?" she tapped Integra, and she fell over.

Josephine looked from Integra to Amie. "Let's just take that as a 'no'." she said "Now, who wants lunch?"