Disclaimer: See last chapter

Alucard's little sister: While we're on the subject of the past, I just thought it be fun for one more chapter like that.

Editor Cain: You seem to write a lot more than you did in Part 1. Hey! Why am I in this?

Integra: We thought it would be fun to have another person in the intro once in a while.

To have an initiation test

The day after the evaluation and the Wild Geese had gotten use to how things run. As Alucard watched some of the new solders train, Pip came running over to him. "Alucard, sir," Pip said. "Sir Hellsing and Walter have gone to bring the new maid over." That made everyone stop what they were doing and look over at Pip. The Captain continued, "So, I dare you, Alucard, to help scare this new person. Like a kind of initiation, to see if she's 'worthy' of working here. What do you say to that?"

Alucard didn't really want to be up while it was daylight, but if he was going to be up, then he should have some fun. "Alright, I'm in," he said. "Just as long as I can do my own thing."

Pip and Alucard walked over and hid in the main entrance. They waited until Sir Hellsing and Walter got back. The others hid in a nearby room to watch the action.

"Alright, now I know you're going to be working at night here, but it will be a lot safer, er, I mean easier to show you around now," said Integra, as she opened the door. "I must warn you that in here, there is nothing normal. I don't know what's going to happen so be on your guard."

"Oh, that's no problem," said a new voice. "There's nothing that can scare me."

Alucard and the Wild Geese were a bit surprised at what the new maid looked like. She was as old as Seras and she was even in her maid uniform. Alucard, to Pip's surprise, turned into a dog and ran over to Sir Hellsing, Walter and the new girl.

"Oh, no you don't," snapped Integra. She put her foot on her on his head. "You dumb dog."

He backed away from Sir Hellsing and walked over to the new maid. What he did next surprised the poor girl. "Hey, get out from under there," she cried.

Integra looked over to the maid to see Alucard had stuck his head under the maid's dress. She ran over and kicked him away. "I see you do that again," snapped Integra, "and I swear I'll do something horrible to you!"

Alucard ran over to Pip and turned back into human form. He gave him a thumb's up. "Alright, it's your turn, captain," he said. "Good luck to ya."

Pip walked over to the new maid. "Why, hello miss," he said. "Welcome to one of the strangest places you'll ever know. By the way, what's your name?"

The maid gave him a simple smile. "My name is Josephine," she said. "And you must be the Captain."

Integra waved Walter over. "I want you to show our new maid around," she said. "I have a lot of work to do so don't bug me."

Walter bowed. "Of, course, Sir Integra," he said. He turned to Josephine. "Please follow me and we will get started."

The soldiers ran off to plant some traps and scary scenes. One soldier ran into the TV room and tied himself up to look like he hung himself.

Walter walked by the TV room without even a glance. Josephine, however, stopped and looked at the solder. She shook her head slowly. She saw right though the trick, but she pretended she didn't. "Oh, dear," she said. "Well, I guess I have to take him down." She pulled a small knife from her sock and threw it.

The man fell and broke the table he was over. That made Walter come back over. He wasn't happy. "Fix the table you just broke," he said. "Make it quick so Integra doesn't find out." He walked away. "Let's go Josephine, times a-wasting."

Josephine smiled evilly. "Sucker," she said. She ran after Walter laughing at the guy. "I wonder what else they're going to do."

This stunned the solider. "Sh-she knew," he cried. He stood up and scratched his head. He pulled a walkie-talkie out. "I better tell the others."

"Ok, you two," whispered Pip to the soldiers in the music room. "Try something that involves blood or maybe even some screaming. But, most importantly don't get anything on the piano or Sir Hellsing will skin us and feed us to her pet vampire!"

They gulped, that would be a horrible fate. "Yes, sir," they whispered. "We'll cover the piano up to protect it."

"Now, this is very important for you to know, Josephine," said Walter, as he opened the music room a few minutes later. "No one except Sir Integra and myself are allowed to touch the piano."

"Ok, but do you dust it or something? Would you like me just to sweep the floor of this room then," Josephine questioned. She looked around the room. "Oh, dear it looks like someone has to clean this up."

Walter was shocked at what he saw. Two soldiers had been 'murdered' in the Music room. One was on the floor by the main window and the other was only inches from the piano. "What is going on," Walter asked himself.

Josephine walked over to the soldier by the piano and turned around so that her heel was over the soldier's hand (Walter could not see that). "So, sir," she said. "Do you want me to clean this up or are you?"

"I'm not sure, I need some time to think," said Walter.

That's when Josephine put her heel down on the soldier's hand. It made him scream. "Well then, it looks like he's alive after all." Without anyone noticing, Josephine took the clear plastic sheet off the piano.

"Oh, man that hurt," cried the soldier she stepped on. "Dude, our cover was blown!"

Walter crossed his arms. "What do you think you are doing," he asked. "You two better have a good explanation for this."

Josephine gasped. "Walter! They...," she cried. "They got some blood or whatever on the piano!" She then ran out of the room before they noticed. She heard one officer cry "no, we were framed." She smiled. That's what you get for trying to scare me, she thought.

Suddenly, Alucard appeared in front of her. "I like you, Josephine. You got those two in trouble with that trick," he said "Please tell me more about yourself."

Integra was getting frustrated with her paper work. "I can't stand this," she snapped. "Man, what else can go wrong!" That was when she heard Josephine scream. Integra pushed on her glasses. "Great, now we probably need a new maid!" She walked down stairs to find Alucard talking to Josephine.

"I can't believe you said that to her Master Alucard, sir," cried Josephine. "That poor Police Girl, most people would feel too uncomfortable to answer that." That's when she noticed Sir Hellsing. "Hello, Sir Integra, I was just talking to Alucard here about a vampire he calls Police Girl."

"You're not scared," questioned Integra. "You're ok with working here?"

"Of course I am," cried Josephine happily. "I love it here! You never really know what's going to happen next. I can't wait to start!"

Sir Hellsing passed out from shock, which made Alucard laugh.

Back in the present

Josephine sighed. She walked over to where Pip, Seras, and Alucard were. She looked down at the Risk game they were playing (they were now on day 2). "I'm so bored," she said sadly. "I miss Alucard being his normal self. Heck, I don't even mind if he jumps on me as a dog."

"I know what you mean," said Amie in agreement. "I like it when he jumped out of no where and attacked you."

Pip thought about this for a moment. "Let's see here, Sir Hellsing, Josephine, Amie, the gothic girl at the horse barn, Seras Victoria, and not to mention, the other women he's saved. Man, Alucard sure has his way with the ladies," he said, then made a move on the board. "By the way, I won."

Seras hit him over the head with the board. "How dare you say that about my Master," she snapped. "He is not like you, sicko!" She stormed off.

"Yeah, chaos!" shouted Josephine.