Disclaimer: See last chapter and I don't own Nintendo or Capcom
Alucard's little sister: I suddenly thought of this idea when I was trying to have more dares that involved Anderson and Maxwell (back with Part 1). I kind of think I'm going mad….
Integra: That would not surprise any of us.
Editor Cain: You can say that again.
Alucard's little sister: Not listening to them One more thing! In this chapter, a dare will be mentioned from Part 1. It's not really important to know for this dare. So, don't panic.
Alucard: Before this intro gets too long, we'd like to thank all of you who voted in Hellsing Idol, and would also like to say, sorry for those who voted the last time it was posted that you weren't thanked sooner. Now, on with the dare!
To dance with Section XIII
Integra sighed as she sat in between Pip and Seras in the TV room. Seras and Pip had a fight and neither of them was talking to the other. "Is this what you two do all day?" Integra questioned, "because this is really boring and stupid. I almost miss doing paper work, if that's even possible."
"Unless we have a mission, yes, this is all that we do," growled Seras. She looked up and noticed Alucard hovering over them. "Integra, Alucard needs you."
Sir Hellsing waved him off. "Whatever it is, Alucard," she said, "it can wait."
Alucard scratched his head. "Actually, it really can't," he said. He grabbed her and went though the ceiling into her office. "This is really important and you really should look at this," he said, as he walked over to the desk.
"What have I told you about taking me through solid objects!" snapped Integra. "Never ever! I told you, the only way I'll really let you do that is when the place is on fi…" Alucard shoved a letter in her face. Integra blinked at it, and then took it from him. "This is the emergency? It better be good. That's all I have to say."
It read:
Dear Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing,
I, the Queen of England, am holding a Spring Ball April 5th at 9:00pm. Bring the two vampires with you, Walter and one with the eye patch. Vatican Section XIII, the Iscariot Agency will be there as well. So, keep you-know-who on a short leash. Everyone must dress, of course, which means you, too, Integra.
Integra was in total shock. "That's today!" she muttered, "This isn't good."
"Let me see!" cried Seras, who had snuck into the room a few seconds ago. She read it quickly and had an idea. "Sir Hellsing! I dare you to dance with Maxwell!"
Both Alucard and Integra nearly fell over at that. "Oh, yea!" growled Integra "Well, then if I dance with Maxwell, than I dare you to dance with Anderson!"
Alucard rolled his eyes. "You two are just plain weird," he muttered.
Seras and Integra looked over at Alucard. Both had angry looks on their faces. "You stay out of this!" they both snapped.
"Alright, alright, don't bite my head off," he said. Then he muttered under his breath. "Women are so…oh, never mind."
Police Girl got in Integra's face. "You're so on," she said. She started walking away, "This will be so fun."
When Seras was gone, Integra banged her head on the wall. "There is no way in Hell that Maxwell will dance with me," she muttered. "Not to mention that he'll drive me batty," Integra sighed. "Now that I think about it, I should have just said no."
Alucard thought about this for awhile, and then smiled a menacing grin. "Hey, uh, Master? Do you still have that dress from that make over Seras dared you to do, right?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, I do," said Integra. She turned around to see his smile. This made her a bit nervous. "What are you getting at?"
He laughed. "When I'm done with you, not even Walter will recognize you," he said. "So, get ready for some fun, Master!"
As soon as they got to the ball, Seras looked around and found Anderson standing by the wall. She walked over to him and gave him a strange smile. "Why, hello, Father Alexander Anderson," she said a bit too cheerful-like. "What's going on with you?"
Father Anderson raised an eyebrow at her. "So, tell me, vampire lass, what have you been smoking?" he asked.
"You seem very annoyed right now, Anderson," she noted. "Is there anything that I can do for you?"
Anderson took a deep breath. "I know this is going to sound strange, vampire lass, but Maxwell has dared me not to be a 'wallflower' and dance," he said to Seras' surprise. "I would like to get this over with. You won't mind dancing one dance with me, would you?"
Seras was in shock. That was the very last thing she ever thought she'd hear from Anderson. "Sure, why not," she said. That's when she remembered something. "I must warn you now," she whispered in his ear, "Alucard has just recovered from, oh, never mind."
Alucard leaned against a wall and put his hands in his pockets. "To think I could be playing Resident Evil 4 right now. I want to try professional mode, but no, I'm here." he scratched his head. "She first hit me with a bat, and then I finally recovered from that. Then she makes me do paper work to make up for everything."
"Who are you talking to," asked a woman.
"AH! Damn It!" he shouted.
Integra waited for Maxwell to get back from talking to Anderson and Seras. She didn't look at all like herself. She had a Zelda-like dress on with make up and contacts. "I wonder if anyone knows who I am?" she rubbed her eyes. "That's it, I'm taking these out!"
A few minutes later…
The Queen walked over to Maxwell. "Where is Sir Hellsing?" she asked. "I thought she said she'd be here and that she had a surprise for us."
Maxwell scratched his head. "That's true, but I haven't seen her this whole time," he said. "The other thing, is I wonder where that pretty woman I was dancing with."
"Whoa, Alucard was better than I thought with the make-up. Which is kind of weird considering that he's a guy." she said. She had taken her make-up off and put her glasses on.
Maxwell was totally shocked at what he saw. He danced with Sir Hellsing and he didn't even know it. "Wha-wha…I-I…huh?" he cried, and then he passed out.
Sir Hellsing rolled her eyes, "What a baby."