Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the characters just the idea and the ghosts

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CHAPTER 6: Spandex

Neji sighed very deeply.

"Yare, Neji. Don't be so depressing like that!" Naruto cheered.

"Of course I depress! I haven't got Hinata-sama yet!" Neji yelled loud, made Naruto closed his ears.

"Ah, Neji! Look! The second door! Who will we get?" Naruto asked curious.

"Hinata-sama! MUST Hinata-sama!" Neji replied.

"Neji, you're too fanatic with Hinata-chan" Naruto sweatdropped.

"Huh, you said that because you don't know what will happen to me if I don't bring Hinata back safe and no wound" Neji replied sarcastically.

"What will happen?"

"Huh" Neji began to show Naruto the example.

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"What? Hinata lost? Baka! What did you do, huh?!" Hiashi scolded Neji as he slapped him.

Then, he took his whip and began to whipped him, "Useless! You're her protector, suppose to protect her while I'm not in place!!!" Hiashi said.

"I'm sorry, Hiashi-sama. I regret…"

Hiashi thrust his sword to Neji.

"Sorry? Could your sorry bring back Hinata?!"

"…"

"Answer me, Neji!!"

"No"

"Hear that! You know your sorry can't bring my daughter back!! So, what must you do now?"

"…"

"Answer me, Neji"

"…"

Hiashi slapped Neji, "Baka! Senpukku, you know?! You must pay your mistake with Senpukku!! Hear that?"

"Hai, Hiashi-sama"

"Good. I'll see your ashes tomorrow"

"…"

"Neji" Hiashi called, showed him a hand seal to activate his cursed seal.

Neji sighed, "Hai, Hiashi-sama"

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"See that?" Neji asked.

Naruto frowned, "Hm…that's a serious matter"

"See?"

Naruto frowned, "I have one question for you, Neji"

"What?'

"What flower you want me to bring?"

"I'd rather choose new money" Neji answered quickly.

"Huh?"

"I want new money" Neji smirked, remembered the meaning; 'Give Spirit to go with the gone spirit'.

"I'd rather choose flower, white hyacinth" Naruto replied, seeing the flower's meaning is 'I'll pray for you'.

Suddenly, the door opened and a ghost appeared.

"Hey, what took you so long? I have waited you for 30 minutes" he pouted.

Neji and Naruto twitched.

"Sorry" Naruto grinned as Neji walked in.

"FYI, just the white eyes boy who can follow the quest"

Naruto sighed, relieved.

"What?" Neji protested.

"Because, we have agreement with you not with the blonde boy" the ghost explained.

"God Bless me" Naruto prayed.

Neji grumbled.

"Hi, guys. My name's Koga" Koga grinned.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto, the next Hokage!"

"Wow, such a youthful spirit" Koga praised.

Youthful? Did he just say youthful? Neji thought.

"Oy" Neji called.

"Hm?"

"The person you kidnapped, boy or girl?" Neji asked.

"Boy"

Neji sighed, I guess it is 1:15 to get Hinata-sama. At least, I must get Shino, Kakashi or Shikamaru.

"Let me ask you. Does he wear mask?"

"Nope"

"Glasses?"

"Nope"

"Did he say 'troublesome'?"

"Nope"

Neji sighed again, At least Asuma.

"Cigarette?"

"Nope"

What?! Who? Could it be…?

"Does he wear green suit?"

"Yup"

"Have fuzzy-brows?"

"Yup"

Neji walked away, "Forget it"

"Wait! Like the rule said. You can't continue if you don't do the quest"

"But, the person you kidnapped is number one of the list I don't want to help!!" Neji yelled.

"Like we said before. We don't care. You're the one who choose the path" Koga shrugged.

Neji cried.

"Okay. I'm ready with the quest, are you ready, uhm…"

"Neji"

"Neji. Your quest is...I'll give you a question"

Neji crossed his arms.

"Mention the best Spandex's brand"

Neji cried again, Like I thought.

"Like I know that!" Neji shouted again.

"I don't care, you know or not. Beside, you'll game over if you don't pass this and can't help your…uhm…who is her name?"

"Hinata-chan" Naruto answered.

"Yes, your Hinata" Koga added.

Neji shivered, Gai will pay this!!!

"Neji, you sure have a bad mood today"

"If you have known that, Naruto. Don't talk with me, you're just ruining my bad mood more" Neji replied sarcastically.

Gai…means…crazy…no…spandex…green…Lee…fuzzy-brows…no, I doubt that. Lee…youth… Neji stopped.

"Masaka…"

"Nē, have you got the answer?" Koga asked.

"Y-Youth" Neji answered, hesitated.

"Uph, Neji…It can't be a brand's name" Naruto commented, almost laughed.

"Shut up, I thought so. But, seeing Gai…"

"Gai? Just Gai?"

"I mean…Gai-sensei" Neji answered abruptly.

"THAT'S RIGHT! You could pass the second! Congratulation!"

"Whateva. I've answered your quest. So, bye" Neji said as pulled Naruto and himself out.

"Wait! You haven't met the person I kidnapped yet!"

"No need for that. I don't want to meet him now"

"Neji…that's mean" Naruto sweatdropped.

"No, you must bring him. I'm getting tired with his youthful bla bla bla" Koga protested as he gave Gai to Neji.

Then, Koga disappeared.

Gai hugged Neji tight, "Neji! My student! I know you'll help me!! I…"

Neji pushed Gai away.

"Gai-sensei. Don't come near me in radius 2 m, understood?" Neji threatened.

"N-Neji…" Gai cried as Neji walked away.

Stupid mentor of mine.

Neji thought as he went to the next corridor.

CHAPTER 6: Spandex-End

Author's Note:

Mf: Wow! Chapter 6 is longer than the other chapter. Hope you like it. Oh, FYI, Hiashi is not like that, that's just Neji's imagination, ok? And about the suffix Neji put. I made it in purpose. Neji has two masks. He always call the Jounins without their suffix if the Jounins aren't there, got it? Plz review and see ya next chapter.

Thank you for read.