Disclaimer: See last chapter and I don't own South Park
Alucard's little sister: Swordsman169 the reason that Part 1 can't be found is because it was removed due to spelling and grammar problems. It's sad really.
Seras: You're right on that, 23 chapters lost. It's your fault.
Editor Cain: That's why I'm here.
To play the New Year's tape
"I just don't see what the deal was," stated Alucard to Seras. The two of them were down in the basement's 'living' room-like area. Alucard continued drinking a blood packet. "I mean, I can see her in a dress and it's not that shocking."
Seras rolled her eyes. "Yeah," she said dully, "a wedding dress."
Poor Alucard was so shocked by what she said that he started choking. He slowly recovered. "Why-why don't you…do something else other than bug me." he demanded as he coughed some more. "Why don't you go watch a VHS in the TV room or something?"
"Fine," she said. Seras walked over to the TV room and started looking though all of the tapes to see if there was anything good to watch. She couldn't find anything. "Darn it, all of these tapes so far are just surveillance tapes and those are boring."
"Not all of them are surveillance," said Pip. He had walked over to Seras while she was too busy looking at the top shelf of tapes. He bent down and pulled a VHS tape marked 'New Year's party' on it. "I dare you to play this tape."
That when Seras remembered something Alucard said: Before you say anything you guys, all I have to say is that was one crazy New Year. Seras quickly grabbed the tape. "Well, what the hell are we waiting for?" she said. "Let's play this puppy."
Pip put the tape in and pressed play. "Now, let's see who Alucard kisses."
"All right, you guys may have the run of the place while I go out with a friend," said Integra to the camera. "But, that doesn't mean I won't find out about anything. I'll…"
Pip fast forwarded the tape to half way into the party. "Sorry she was boring me," he said. "Besides I just want to see Alucard kiss a guy that's all."
"Come on, Alucard, do it," said a solider. "We dare you!"
"All right," Alucard said (he almost sounded drunk). "I'll do it, only if Walter stays for this."
Walter shrugged. "Very well, just don't do anything too stupid."
That's when Alucard started singing:
Bombs are flying
People are dying
Children are crying
Politicians are lying too.
Cancer is killing
Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell
But how are you?
I'm super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
I couldn't be better I must say
I'm feeling super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat
I'm so sorry
Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feeling
So insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk
Can't bring me down
Background singers (the soldiers):
He's super
Thanks for asking
All things considered
He couldn't be better he must say
Big Gay Al (Alucard):
I'm super
No, nothing bugs me
Everything is super when you're
Don't you think I look cute in this hat?
These little pants, this matching tie
That I got at Vogue
I'm super
Background singers:
In the barracks and the trenches as well
Big Gay Al:
Stick 'em up.
Background singers:
Big Gay Al says do ask do tell
Big Gay Al:
Skittles
Background singers:
Yes he's super and he's proud to convey
Big Gay Al:
OK
Background singers:
Everything is super when you're gay!
When you're gay!
Seras quickly covered her mouth as Pip covered his eyes. "I can't believe he just did that!" cried Pip.
"I know, I'll never look at Alucard or Walter the same way again," cried Seras.
Sir Hellsing walked over to see what they were watching that made them freak out. She rolled her eyes when she found out. "Let me guess, you two just saw the part where Alucard French kissed Walter, right,"
"WHAT?" cried Seras. "Alucard French kissed…" she couldn't finish her sentence due to shock (that and she just heard Walter ask "did you really need to put your tongue in my mouth?")
Pip scratched his head. "He must have been really drunk to do something like that."
"You have no idea," said Walter who was standing right behind them.