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CHAPTER 7: Curry of Life
Neji so depressed.
"Neji, my student! Why do you so depress? Let's go through the springtime of youth with all our youthful spirit!!" Gai cried as he hugged Neji.
"…" Neji silence and then he looked at Gai's hand which held him.
"Jyuuken" he said calmly as he used his Kekkei-Genkai to Gai.
Luckily, Gai enabled to dodge it and just being thrown away.
Naruto shocked and couldn't say a thing.
"Ne-Neji, why?" Gai cried.
Neji looked down, "Didn't I say to not come near me in radius 2 m?" he asked darkly.
"B-But, why? What did I do?" Gai asked.
"That's right, Neji. You're so mean! What did Fuzzy-Brows' sensei do to you?!"
"What did he do?" Neji asked sarcastically, dark aura surrounded him.
Naruto and Gai scared.
"Let me tell you! His fault is…being born to the world!" Neji replied.
Gai cried louder, "That's mean, Neji! That's not his fault!!" Naruto argued.
"So?" Neji asked sarcastically.
"Na-Naruto…" Gai hoped, at least someone defended him.
"It's his parents' fault!" Naruto answered proudly.
Neji snapped back, "You're right! It's their fault"
"Right? If they didn't love each other, Fuzzy-Brows' sensei wouldn't be born and there would be no a crazy youthful yeller in Konoha!!" Naruto stated.
"That's right, Naruto! How could you be so clever today?!"
"Uh-huh, this is the real me"
But, the Neji backed to 'Dark Neji', "But, we couldn't stop his parents, so the only way to erase all the crazy youthful yellers in Konoha is…"
Naruto became 'Dark Naruto' and both of them walked to Gai, "Kill him, right?"
"That's right!"
(Me: Uhm, sorry, if Naruto is so OOC, but I need Neji's partner for this)
"HELP!"
Suddenly, they heard somebody from the door near them.
"Ne-Neji, this voice. Could it be…?" Naruto trembled.
"GAI-SENSEI! HELP ME!!!"
"Yes, no doubt about that…" Neji replied.
Gai's eyes brightened, "Lee! Could it be you?!" he shouted.
"Gai-sensei! You're there?!"
"Yes! Hold on, Lee! I'll help you!!" Gai said as he ran to the door. But, Naruto and Neji grabbed his shoulder.
"What are you doing, Neji? We must help Lee, now!!" Gai said as his legs kept running.
"Matte, Sensei. Isn't it weird?"
"Huh?"
"Fuzzy-Brow wouldn't cry for help because he's strong, right?" Naruto asked darkly.
Gai stopped and stood in front Neji and Naruto, thinking pose.
"Hmm, that's right"
"It might be a trap, so let's go" Neji said as he and Naruto walked away.
"Gai-sensei! Why are you so long?!" Lee cried.
Gai frowned, "That's right! My Lee never cries for help no matter what"
"Alright, let's go Neji, Naruto"
"Hai"
YES!
Suddenly, the floor below them opened and they fell down.
"BASTARD!!" Neji and Naruto shouted.
They arrived at a weird-ugly-no sense room. All was green. The wall, chair, desk even appliances.
Wait, what the appliances for?
Tap!
They turned to see who was coming and saw a ghost with black shirt and blue jeans. His hair was red.
"Huh…finally. 'ow could ya not bein' trick by ta cry?" the ghost asked.
"Huh, it's because we know your victim very well" Neji and Naruto answered in unison proudly.
We don't want to help him though. Enough with Gai/his crazy sensei.
"Okay, must I introduce myself o' not?" the ghost asked.
"Of course, you must!" Neji and Naruto replied in unison.
"Hm, troublesome, but 'kay t'en. I'm trap user, Rei"
"Hyuuga Neji"
"Uzumaki Naruto, the next Hokage!"
"Yeah, yeah, wat so eva. I don' care. I tell ya quest"
"What?" Neji asked.
"Uhm…" he was thinking.
"Make curry of life. I t'ink it was ''e' said" he replied.
"'He' said?" Neji gazed at him.
He covered his mouth with his hands, "Nah, for'et it. Just do ta quest" he nervous.
"ALRIGHT! I'LL DO IT!!" Gai shouted as he showed his thumb.
"No, no. Ya can't. Just ta white-eyes boy w'o could do it" Rei tsk'd.
Gai dumbfounded.
"No, I insist him to do the quest" Neji replied.
Rei sighed, "Listen, we 'ave agreement wit' ya, not wit' ta weirdo-'air style" he explained.
Neji walked away, pretended didn't hear him.
"If ya don do…" before Rei could continue, Neji backed.
Rei smiled, "I've prepared ta in'redients, ya just 'ave to make it, got it?"
Neji sighed. He walked to the in'redients and appliances.
He sighed deeply, How could I know how to make the weirdo curry???
Neji thought hard for 10 minutes and didn't get the answer.
"Could ya see t'at? I bet 'e can't make ta curry" Rei said, his right hand popped up his chin.
"You don't have to bet it. He doesn't even like it" Naruto replied as he sipped his tea.
"Hm…I t'ink 'e can't pass t'is quest" Rei sipped his tea.
"That's a serious problem" Naruto replied as he looked at Rei from his cup.
"W'y?" Rei asked.
"Hm…because, if he doesn't find Hinata-chan, Hinata-chan's father will slice him to pieces and give him as the meal to a crocodile or something like that" Naruto answered in serious-matter voice.
"Wat is Hinata for 'im?" Rei asked.
"Hm…if we make it simple, Hinata-chan is a princess then Neji is her knight…" before Naruto continued, Rei cut.
"Wait a minute. Who's Neji?" Rei asked innocently and made Naruto almost fell from his chair.
"Neji! The white-eyes boy!" Naruto shouted, slammed the table and pointing at Neji.
Rei shocked, he almost fainted that time.
"O-'kay, now can ya sit?" Rei shivered.
Naruto sighed as he sat down.
Rei took his cup and brought his cup to his mouth.
"So, can ya continue ur story?" he begged.
"Hm…so, what will happen when the princess got hurt when her knight is with her?" Naruto asked.
Rei was thinking, "The King will kill 'im" he answered.
"You got the point" Naruto sipped his tea.
Neji was trying his best to remember the ingredients. He tried to remember what Sanshouobaa-chan did (me: I think it was her name).
Hm…as I remember, she put everything. Just try it then. Neji though as he took all the ingredients and mixed them.
He spent 5 minutes to finish it. What a really troublesome matter.
He walked to Rei as he brought the curry.
"I finished"
Rei stood up, "Uhm, yeah. I'll c'eck it now" he said as he took a spoon but stopped when he saw the curry.
It was black and you could see bubbles bubbling from it.
Rei gulped, "Wat's t'is?" he asked.
"Curry of Life" Neji answered innocently.
This is…curry of life? Isn't it curry of poison or death or something like that?
"Wow, Neji!! You can make curry of life?? Since when?" Naruto asked in awe voice.
Rei cried, W'y must I get a serious matter like t'is?
He almost cried.
"Doushita? Don't you must test it?" Neji asked.
Rei snapped, "Uh" he threw his spoon away.
"I ain't ta tester" he tried to put a genuine smile.
"So, where's the tester?" Neji asked as he glared at him.
"U-Uhm. Let me brin' it to 'im" Rei smiled as he took the plate.
"Can I see the tester?" Neji asked.
"I'm sorry" he put his regret smile.
"I'll be back soon. Wait a minute, 'kay?" Rei said as he disappeared.
Neji sighed. "Let's go, Naruto"
Naruto frowned, "Go? Go where?"
"From this weirdo-ugly-no sense room!!!" Neji yelled.
Naruto shocked, "O-Okay" he stood up.
They walked to the door, they realized they forgot someone but pretended not.
Neji grabbed the knob but it didn't open.
Neji and Naruto blanked.
XxReixX
"Hey, guys!" he waved.
"Hey, Rei. Have you finished with white-eyes boy yet?"
"Not. I'm checking 'is quest" he smiled.
They twitched, "So, why are you in here?'
"I need a tester fo' t'is quest"
"You told him to cook?'
"Yes" he smiled, and then he saw Hikaru.
"Ah, Hikaru. Nice timing" he smiled.
"Taste t'is" he smiled as he saw Hikaru the curry.
Hikaru blanked, "What's this?"
"Ta meal that 'e made"
"He?"
"Ta white-eyes boy" Rei answered.
Upon hearing that, all the ghosts stood beside Rei.
"Wow, how lack he is" the ghosts praised…eh mocked.
Hikaru looked at the plate then he took it, "Okay, then" he said as he disappeared.
Not long after that, he came back. Brought an empty plate.
"I've ate it. Delicious. Tell him, he pass"
They looked him in awe face.
How could he eat all the weirdo-curry?
Rei gazed at the plate, "Hikaru, ya really ate ta curry, do ya?" he asked.
"Of course, I did" Hikaru smiled, perfectly hid the fact he threw it away.
Rei stared at him but then he sighed and disappeared.
XxBack to NejixX
"Hi, I'm back" Rei grinned.
"So?" Neji asked in bored voice.
"Ya pass" he smiled.
"Of course, being a genius, I can do anything" Neji said proudly.
Actually not anything.
"Anythin'? Ya can't even cook" Rei argued.
"Listen. I can cook, about the curry, that's the real curry of life, you know?" Neji argued back.
"Whateva" Rei said as he disappeared and Lee appeared.
"Lee?" Gai asked surprised.
"Gai-sensei!" Lee cried.
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
And that was. Gai and Lee's silly-stupid-non sense scene.
"Let's go, Naruto"
"Okay" Naruto replied as he and Neji walked away in bored face.
Huh…
Extra Mistake-Episode 7: Curry of Life-End
Author's Note:
Mf: Hi! How about the episode, pretty long, eh? I hope you like it. I tried my best to make it funny as I can. And about this episode's end is my sister idea, hope you like it. Anyway, thanks to read and don't forget to review.Oh, and thx to MimoriFanForever o review my stiry! . U're my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!