Disclaimer: See last chapter or the Blade trilogy
Alucard's little sister: I'm so sorry that it took so long to post this. I'm not sure where this idea came from in my head. Over a few weeks I made a website. It's up, not really special just a test site, though I do have Hellsing vol. 8 pictures and the story I dare you part 1 on it. ( go to sit though an odd intro to the site, click on animation workshop, then click on student work and scroll down until you student Flash sites and click on Alucard's little sister. I know it's a long process but the pictures are great.)
Editor Cain: You talk to much lets just get on with the chapter.
Alucard's little sister: If you have a hard time finding the pictures just let me know. Editor Cain: tapes writer's mouth shut
To baffle Alucard
Pip crossed his arms. "I can't stand Alucard sometimes," he growled. "He acts like he knows everything."
Josephine nodded. "It can really drive you nuts," she agreed. "Yes, he may be a vampire expert, but that doesn't mean he knows everything there is to know about them."
"Oh, come on you two," cried Seras. "He's been around for way over 200 years. I'm sure he knows everything."
Sir Hellsing started laughing in the door way of the study. The three of them looked over at her. "No one knows everything. Alucard may sound like he knows everything, but I'm sure he doesn't." That's when Integra got a strange idea. "I dare you three to try and baffle Alucard. Of course, you can only ask him one question each."
"All right you're on," growled Pip. Then, the three of them headed to the TV room where Alucard was. Pip turned to the others. "So, who's going first, and ask Alucard a question?
Seras raised her hand. "I volunteer," she said, "to be last."
Pip took a deep breath. "Ok, then I'll go first," he said. He walked over to Alucard, who was watching a movie. "Alucard, sir, I have a question I'd like to ask you."
"Go ahead, knock yourself out," growled Alucard. "I'm bored anyway. I hate this movie," he said to himself.
The Captain rubbed his neck nervously. "Are there any Jewish Vampires? Or, another religion besides Christianity?"
Alucard looked over at him with a 'you have got to be kidding me' look. "Of course there are." he muttered. "We just take care of those vampires. There are just different methods of getting rid of these vampires."
"That was a real stupid question, you Cheese Monkey," hissed Josephine as Pip came back. "Now it's my turn." she walked over to Alucard. She noticed he was watching Blade (the first one). "Hey, Alucard, I have another question for you."
Alucard sighed. "What is it?" he asked. "It better not be stupid like that last question."
"Ok, can you be born a vampire or a half-vampire?" she asked.
Without warning Alucard burst out laughing. "I've actually been waiting for some one to ask that question," he said. "No, you can't because that would mean you are born dead and (yes, there is stillbirth) it can't be done. There is really only one type of half-vampire. Police Girl is one. You can't be born a half-vampire. A person is a half-vampire only until they drink blood. It's why I hate this movie."
This puzzled Josephine. "Then why are you…oh, never mind." She walked over to the others. She looked over at Seras. "Well your up. Good luck, your going to need it."
"Thanks," Seras said. She walked over to Alucard. "Hello master," she said. "I have one last question to ask you."
Alucard rolled his eyes. "Fine, what is it?"
Police Girl had a diabolical look on her face. "Get this, say there is a vampire, right. If this said vampire is gay, can they turn a virgin of the same sex into a vampire or just the opposite?"
This shocked Alucard. No one has ever asked that before. Alucard thought about this for a moment. He scratched his head. He was about to say something then stopped. He thought some more then turned the TV off. "I'll be back," he said. "There's someone I need to talk to." He left the mansion.
This caused Pip's and Josephine's jaws to drop as Seras danced around. "A ha!" she cried. "I did it! He couldn't answer that question! I baffled Alucard!
Josephine recovered. "I wonder who he went to go talk to?" she wondered.
Pip shrugged. "He probably went to see a fellow vampire that is a lot older than he is. I wonder if anyone knows the answer to that question."