Disclaimer: See last chapter and I don't own the band Soul Coughing or Wallflowers (or the rights to the PS2) The radio station is fake!

Alucard's little sister: after painfully removing the tape As I looked though the Hellsing books I noticed that Integra never smiles, ever. (She like Mandy from The Grim adventures of Billy & Mandy).

Integra: Who cares about that! You and only you!

Alucard's little sister: Anyway, this dare came from noticing this. WARNING! I must warn all of you readers right now, the reason (my mentally disturbed idea) why Integra does not wear skirts or a dress. Oh, for something different this dare is in the past but the chapter begins in the present.

To make Integra smile

Integra was falling asleep at her desk. There was nothing to do thanks to Walter taking her PS2 away (he couldn't stand Integra screaming at the TV). As she nodded off a radio played.

"That was One Headlight, on 145.6FM," said the DJ on the radio. "It's that time again, the rarity hour where we play things you haven't heard in ages. Our first song is Circles."

With the help of the song, Integra woke with a start. "ALUCARD! Get up here quick!" she snapped.

Alucard appeared through the floor. "What is it, my Master?" he asked.

Integra pointed to the radio. "Do remember this song?"

He thought about it for a second, then burst out laughing.

The Past

Walter took a sip of tea and sighed. "Sir Integra seems rather depressed lately," he said. "It's sad."

Alucard leaned back in his chair. "So, who cares," he grumped. "You humans and your pointless emotions."

"Well, I dare you to make Integra smile," said Walter. "Unless you're not up to that."

Integra was reading a book when Alucard came up though the floor. "Hello, Master," he said, which made her jump. "What are you reading?"

"How did you get in!" she cried. "Why didn't I hear you? Did you even use the door!

Alucard laughed "Door are for humans," he said proudly. "I came though the floor, like this," he started sinking into the floor.

Integra got up and ran over to him. "Can all vampires do that?" she asked as Alucard disappeared in the floor. "Wait, come back here!"

"Don't worry, I'm still here. See if you can figure out where," said Alucard. "I'll give you a hint….pink underwear is so not you."

Integra bright red and ran over to her desk and got a silver bat. "You Pervert!" she shouted. "Don't do that again!"

Alucard came down from the ceiling. "Oh, relax, master," he said. "I'm just messing with you. I do it to everyone. Come on live a little. Your only 13 once. That is if I don't turn you into a vampire."

"I don't think so!" she snapped. She threw the bat at him but he went into the ceiling so she missed. "Stop moving that's not fair!"

Alucard walked out of the wall. "Getting hit in the head with a bat just doesn't seem very fun." He turned on the radio. "Why not dance with me?"

Integra was taken aback. "M-me? Dance! No, sorry I don't dance." she said. "And there's no way you'll get me to, so don't bother."

"It very easy to do," he said as he moved her arms back an forth. "Just listen to music and move with the beat."

And when the wind set down in funnel form and pulled you in

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It was starting to look impossible to get Integra to dance, let alone smile. Alucard sighed. "All right, then, if a dance won't make you smile, I know what will."

Walter finished his tea and was about to read the paper when he heard Integra scream. He ran up stairs to see what was going on.

"Alucard! Cut that out!" Integra cried, then started laughing. "Stop that! No! Don't! Alucard, down boy!"

Walter opened the door to find Alucard had turned himself into a dog and was using his tongue to lick Integra's foot to make her laugh. Walter sighed. "You're a strange one Alucard." he said. He pulled Alucard away. "I think you've had enough fun for one day."