Disclaimer: see last chapter and I don't own Disney or Square Enix, Play Station and Silent Hill, or Namco

Alucard's little sister: At first I thought this game was going to be too kid-ish to put in a Hellsing dare. (Also note that Integra stole her PS2 back)

Editor Cain: But as you can see you changed your mind on that.

To Play Kingdom Hearts

7:30am

Sir Hellsing quickly finished the paper work for the day. She wrote Walter a note and ran into her room. She turned on her TV and her PS2. "Alright Pyramid Head, you are so going to get it for killing me the last time," she declared.

As Integra walked over and closed the door, the PS2 went to the game's menu. To Integra's surprise it wasn't Silent Hill. "What is all this?" she demanded.

7:36am

"Alucard, I really think you should play something different for a while," said Josephine. "I mean all you keep doing is dying."

"I won't stop until I win," snapped Alucard who was playing Resident Evil 4 on the Nintendo Game Cube. "And, nothing you say or do will change my mind!" (That's when Leon's head was bitten off.) "AHHHH! DAMN IT! I'm not going to stop 'till I get by this part!"

Josephine shook her head. "You are sad, master Alucard, very, very sad," she said. "So tell me, what level are you on? Easy?"

He paused the game and looked at her evilly. "No, for your information, I'm on professional mode," he growled, and, I don't have that many bullets or grenades. Now be quiet you, I'm going to beat this."

That's when Integra came storming into the TV room. "Alright," she snapped, "who's been messing with my PS2?"

"It was me," admitted Josephine. "My PS2 broke and I had to send to out to get fix. I'm sorry, I just love that game too much." That's when a brilliant idea struck her. "I dare you, Integra, to play Kingdom Hearts!"

Alucard started laughing. "Integra play something other than Silent Hill! I'd love to see that happen," said Alucard. (Leon suddenly died.) "What? B-but I had full heath, I swear! Oh, come on!"

Integra scoffed. "Like you are any different, Alucard. All you play is Resident Evil," she growled. "So, how many times have you died so far? 500? 600?" She walked over and turned off the Game Cube. "I'll do it, but only if Alucard here plays Soul Calibur II."

"Fine," said Alucard. "I should probably think of a strategy for Resident Evil 4 anyway."

8:40am

Walter walked into Integra's room with a phone. "Sir Integra," he said, "I don't really want to disturb you, but there's someone on the phone asking for… Alucard. What would like me to do?"

"Just give the phone to him, I don't really care," snapped Integra. "Come on Sora, you can do it…Yes! take that Riku! I couldn't beat you in sword fighting, but I can beat you when it comes to racing, I'm the best."

Walter left Integra and walked over to the TV room. "Alucard, you have a phone call," he said. Walter never thought he'd say something like that.

"Hang on for a second," said Alucard. He defeated Ivy, then paused the game. "Ok, hand it over."

Seras walked into the TV room to find Alucard on the phone. She looked over at Walter. "Who's he talking to?" she asked

Walter shrugged. "I have no idea."

12:30pm

Josephine went upstairs to Integra's room to pick up the laundry (and to check on Integra). "So, how's the game, Sir Hellsing?" she asked.

"Not right now, I'm busy," hissed Integra. "Come on Sora! Take that… wait! Oh, no, quick some one save me. I got it….no I don't. Darn it, Clayton. I need more potion."

"You have fun with that," said Josephine. She walked downstairs to check on Alucard. When she got in the TV room, she noticed Alucard was once again playing Resident Evil 4. "Hey, I thought you were suppose to be playing Soul Calibur II."

"I was," he said, "But I got bored with it and I figured out a plan for this game. Now, be quiet, I'm going into the garden with the dogs."

"So, who was on the phone?" Seras asked. "I mean, how many times has anyone called for you?"

Alucard suddenly remembered something. He paused the game. "I have the answer to the question you asked. It's no," he said. "Only a bi could. Now leave me to the dogs."

To Seras, Alucard didn't make any sense. "What? Who can do it?" she asked. "Could you repeat that?"

Josephine slapped her hand against her face. "Are you dense or what," she cried. "A bisexual! In other words someone who can go both ways! How hard is that?"

"OH JEESE!" cried Alucard making Seras and Josephine to jump. (Leon was suddenly attacked and mauled to death). "Where…in…the world did that dog come from! I think I'm going to go back to that other game for a while."