Used standard disclaimer.

P.S. Neji is OOC.

A/N: Hwaa!! Finally I update!! Sorry, took you so long. I'm searching for idea these last days. FYI, I'll jump onto how Neji got the 13th people. For people who want to know about the stories of how Neji got the other. Just e-mail or review me the name of them, and your e-mail address and I'll send you.

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Chapter 11: What will happen next?? Part 1

Hyuuga Neji walked with almost-all-of-his friends through the corridor with sorrow. He cursed under breath uncontrollably. His friends convinced that he was insane. Want the proof? Every time, they tried to entertain him, he would reply with: "HOW COULD I BE CALM NOW??? I HAVEN'T MET HINATA-SAMA YET, 'YA KNOW??? IF I DON'T FIND HER, I MUST THROW AWAY MY ENTIRE PLAN TO DESTROY THE-BASTARD-SOUKE'S-FAMILY!!! SO!!! IF YOU CONCERN ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS, I HOPE YOU CAN SHUT YOUR MOUTH UP, NOW!!!" There. You guys could see, Neji WAS absolutely insane. The second thing that made him cursed under breath was the loud-mouth-with-stupid-useless-demon-fox-inside-him fault. That bastard, Neji understood well about his-friendship-love-feeling toward the weak-useless-bastard-traitor Uchiha. The problem was just so simple. Neji, with all-his-KINDNESS and know-that-the-Goddess-of-fortune-isn't-in-his-side, asked Naruto about the way. And with-all-his-confidence, Naruto showed the way to Sasuke's. And, hell yeah, they made his way to hell went forward.

Sasuke frowned. He didn't see it clearly, but he could feel Neji's killing-aura toward him. What's the problem with him? Oh, Sasuke was so stupid to ask that. Everybody knew Neji and Sasuke didn't get along. So, if Neji's killer intense was directed to him, it wasn't weird, was it? Okay, whatever they would do, they'd arrived in the next door.

"Okay, listen. If this door doesn't lead to where Hinata-sama is, make sure you've accomplished ALLLL your plan."

'Cause you will go with me to hell. Neji added in his heart.

I don't know what's up with him. But, who want to go with him???

"Welcome everyone!!!" A man…oops, sorry. A ghost with face like OUR scare-crow appeared out of nowhere.

There it goes. Another crazy ghost.

"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the ghost keeper…" before the ghost continued, Neji cut.

"Okay, stop with all the introduction things. I think I've known who you keep. So just tell the quest already." Neji stared at him.

But, the ghost didn't care and continued, "…of Hatake Kakashi. The name is Shen." He introduced.

Neji's veins popped. "Look, like I said before. I don't care who are you, so just tell the quest already!" He demanded.

The ghost stared at Neji then he smiled, "What's your name, hey raven-hair boy?" he asked as he looked at Sasuke. Sasuke…being Sasuke, just kept his mouth shut. And Neji…well, his Byakugan already activated.

"…" Okay. These children really get in my nerves.

"Look. Don't you know a word named 'polite'?"

"Yeah, and listen! Don't you know words name 'in a hurry'?" Neji yelled back.

"…" The ghost stared at Neji and sighed.

"Well, okay then. From now on, only the Neji boy could be in. So, please the others wait outside." He said as he opened the door and let Neji in.

WHAT THE HELL??? Even it was just an inch, Naruto and the others could see a cinema inside. Okay, so what was the connection between the quest and cinema?

::Inside the Room::

Neji's jaw dropped. Many black chairs, dark room and a big TV. Great, what quest will the ghost give him? Watching movie all day?? Does he think I have time for that??? Well…absolutely I'm not! The ghost stopped as well as Neji. Shen told him to sit down as he began the explanation. He pulled out a Movie Video. The rules were so damn easy, yeah for pervert men like Kakashi and Jiraiya. But, not for one of our INNOCENT (okay, I don't think it's right) Tsunade's shinobi. Well, yeah, maybe I must change the 'innocent' word when Neji, the Hyuuga Neji, smirked when he'd known the rules. Here are the rules:

1. Shen will stop a scene and then Neji must guess 'what will happen next'.

2. From 5 questions Shen give him, Neji must answer at least 3 or he'll lose.

So, let's get this started.

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Neji sat and smirked confidently. Heh, a pervert would still be a pervert. Even his quest about pervert thing. Anyway, with all his pride, Hyuuga Neji would definitely pass this. Okay, scene one action!

(Okay, I'm not good at making lame and lemon scene, so sorry if they're so lame. Oh, and I'm surely not a PERVERT. And each question is from a different movie, got it?)

There the monitor showed a classroom. A boy was pinning a girl to the wall. She tried to release her hands, but she just couldn't. Next, the guy kissed her forcefully. After a long fight, the girl gave up. She kissed him back. After about 5 minutes… Shen paused. Neji looked at him in questioning look.

"Here's the first question. What will happen?" Shen asked sarcastically.

"What do you mean by that? Didn't they will make out?" Neji answered arrogantly.

Shen replied with smile and pushed the 'play/pause' button. Soon, the next scene appeared. …the boy licked her lower lip, asking for entrance. And then she gave him as she opened her mouth. Neji dumbstrucked, because it appeared that he lost in his first question. He gave Shen a you-have-gotta-be-kidding-me look.

"There, there. Don't look at me like that. I will play to the next scene." Shen smiled as he took the remote control. The scene changed to a room. The boy was on top of a girl. Both of them laid on the floor. The girl's legs were between the boy's. Soon, they kissed each other. Tasted each other's flavor. For about minutes, they stopped and tried to breath. Then, the boys started to kiss her over. First her ear then… Again Shen stopped the scene and looked at Neji with a 'what' look.

"Neck." Neji answered as his hand popped his chin.

Again, Shen only replied with smile and pushed button. This time, our new pervert prodigy was right. …neck and downed lower. Shen smiled, "It seems like you've gotten the point. Sometimes, we can't just go straight."

"You're right." Neji replied as he smirked.

"Well…how about we go to the next scene?"

"Hn."

::Outside the Room::

Naruto and the others were waiting patiently. They sat down in out-of-nowhere-appear sofa. To their surprised, it was soooo comfortable. 10 minutes…15 minutes…30 minutes…Naruto and Kiba yawned. What took Neji so long? Usually, he always finished the quest in 15 minutes. There now, it'd been 30 minutes and he hadn't come back with whoever the ghost kept. Instead of that, they only heard moans. What the HELL were Neji and the ghost doing inside??? Neji wasn't a gay, was he? Even though, the ghost…Shen was, Neji wouldn't give up so easily, would he? Wait, didn't we say Neji was going crazy? Maybe it helped him to not think straight? Well, then…it was a BIG problem. Rules #152 made by Konoha's Male Shinobi: No GAY! Yep, absolutely Neji would be out of the group. Male Shinobi has PRIDE! (Also the Kunoichi). The other shuddered, Sasuke smirked when they thought about it. Shino being Shino…just silenced (cause he didn't think like that. Aburame Shino isn't a silly person who would think like that!). Not long after that, a sound from inside convinced their thought, something 'terrible' must be happened inside!

Think straight! Think straight! Is there anything to do with moans and groans except for 'that'? (Me: of course there is)

Okay, it didn't help. B'coz Naruto and the others filled with dirty thoughts, they couldn't think straight.

::Inside the Room::

"…" After a long silence, Neji activated his Byakugan.

"What's up?" Shen asked as he paused.

"They're thinking about something."

"So what?" Oh, c'mon….It's normal for man to think…

"They're thinking something DIRTY about ME." Neji said in demanded tone.

"Heh, how could ya know? Byakugan can't read people's mind, can it?"

"Of course it can't. But, I've learned to read people's mind from his chakra and attitude." Neji replied as he gritted his teeth. Well…except the Aburame.

"Oh yeah…?" Shen asked in disbelief face.

"Yeah…" Neji rolled his eyes, "THEIR chakra always flow abnormally and stronger when they think hard. And! They reacted after they heard THIS movie's sound and stared at the door." Neji explained.

"Well, what do you think they're thinking?"

"About I'm a gay, I think." Neji answered straight.

Shen's eyes widened, "What the HELL? And who's your 'partner', huh?" he asked in disbelief face.

Neji stared at him and frowned, he gave him a who-else look.

Shen stared at Neji. Then, he slapped his forehead, sighed as he shook his head. He gave a ha-ha-children-will-always-be-children look. "Listen, I'm not interested in boys."

"So am I. Just get this over with before they can think worse." Neji replied sarcastically.

"Yeah, yeah." Shen sighed as he pushed the 'play' button.

Neji deactivated his Byakugan and looked at the monitor. Scene 3! Ready?! Action!

To Be Continued…

A/N: Hwaa!! I'm blush like mad when I finish this chapter. I-It's kinda a shame for me. I never had experienced in lame or lemon!!! ( //// ) Sorry, if it's so lameee!! Gomeeeeeennnnnnnn!! ( )