Disclaimer: See last chapter and the drug company that make Aspirin or Saw and Saw II
Alucard's little sister: If you read I dare you part one you'd get was Police says but, its not that important to the story. I was going to do this one where they go to the movie theatre to watch it, but I lost track of time and missed out on that. After watching Silent Hill and playing Resident Evil I found myself in a pickle. Which one's scarier?
Editor Cain: I say Resident Evil (you know the dogs in RE4 that come out of nowhere and mal you to death.)
Alucard's little sister: But what about Pyramid Head? It's so hard! Which one is it?
To watch Silent Hill
"You are a total freak, Alucard," growled Integra. (Alucard told her about the question he answered.) She flipped though a few more adds from the Sunday paper. "I mean you knew the answer the entire time! I thought you were bisexual."
Alucard sat down on her deck. "Well, duh, I mean Dracula was, so why wouldn't I be one too," he said. "I actually wasn't sure if a gay vampire could do it too. So I called 'you-know-who' to make sure. Is that so hard?"
"Calm down, I'm messing with you…I… Oh! My gd! How the hell did I miss that!" She held up an ad for Silent Hill the movie. "Alucard, I need to see this movie! Oh, and I dare you to watch it with me after we go and buy it."
"Well, let's go and get it now," said Alucard. He left then came back. "We're taking my bike this time."
Meanwhile, Seras went into the TV room, but Alucard was not there. She then went into Integra's office and he and Integra were not there. She ran to the shooting range, but she only found Pip. She ran into the kitchen where Walter was drinking tea. "WALTER," she shouted making Walter spill his tea. "Where's Sir Hellsing and Master Alucard? I need to ask them something!"
Walter rubbed his ear with his finger. "Calm down, Miss Victoria, and lower your voice. I'm not that deaf," he said. He grabbed a towel and cleaned up the tea he spilled. "I don't know where they are, but they will be back."
The front door swung open violently making Seras and Walter jump. Then they heard Alucard and Integra. "SILENT HILL!" snapped Integra.
"RESIDENT EVIL!" snapped Alucard.
Walter put his hand on his head. "This is going to be one of those days," he sighed. He started walking away. "I better go get the aspirin ready."
Seras walked into the front room to see Alucard and Integra having a shouting match (Silent Hill, Resident Evil). "Uh, what's going on?" she asked.
Integra crossed her arms. "Alucard thinks Resident Evil is scarier than Silent Hill," Integra growled. "Silent Hill is way scarier than Resident Evil."
"No! Resident Evil is scarier," said Alucard. "Things jump out at you, like the dogs, and kill you. Some monsters, like the chainsaw man, can kill you with one shot."
Before Integra could do anything Seras stepped into the middle of them. "Alright, now I've seen Resident Evil, but I've never seen Silent Hill," she said. "So, since I can see you have the Silent Hill movie, why don't I watch it with you and I'll figure out which one is scarier. How about that?"
Alucard and Integra turned their backs on each other. "Fine by me," they both said.
"This is going be real fun," Seras muttered sarcastically. She had to sit between Sir Hellsing and Alucard. "Tell me, is this going be like Saw and Saw II? Is it?"
"Oh, just shut up and watch the movie," growled Alucard.
The movie was scary, for Seras. She flinched at every demented human. What scared her the most was the Pyramid Head. Especially, when Pyramid Head ripped the girl's skin off like it was nothing. Near the end of the movie, she closed her eyes and covered her ears. "No, not the police woman," she muttered as the police officer in the movie was set on fire.
As the credits rolled, Integra sighed. "It was a great movie until the end," she said. "The ending wasn't like the game at all."
"Whatever," said Alucard. "So, Police Girl which is scarier?"
Seras was shaking. She look over at him then exploded. "I DON'T KNOW! I can't tell! Pyramid Head, the nurses, that dude in the bathroom or the cult leader! It doesn't matter! I'm going to need therapy for this movie! Why did I volunteer for this," she cried. She got up off the couch, "I don't want to answer that question!" She ran out of the room screaming.
Integra and Alucard watched Seras go crazy and run away. The two of them watched the credits until it went back to the menu. Alucard then grabbed the remote. "Let's watch it again," he said.
"Watch what again," asked Pip who was in the door way.
"Why, hello Captain," said Sir Hellsing. "Why don't you come over here and help us with a little problem we have. I promise you don't have to do much, just watch this movie with us. What do you say?"
Pip shrugged. "Sure, I have nothing better to do," he said. He walked over and sat down between Integra and Alucard.