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Ch 2 (also officially)

Detention Day: 1

Monday again. The dreaded day for most.

Usually, Sakura enjoyed Mondays. School gave her something to do. It gave her a future. It gave her a reason to get away from home. To hang out with her friends every chance she got. To learn, without being called a freak. To fit in. …Or at least in Sakura's case… to try.

The pink haired teen strode down the bustling halls at a leisurely pace, taking in the pleasure of a new school day. Her books were clutched at her chest.

All was great until reality hit her smack-dab in the face. The reality being that she had a detention. A detention with the 'devil', as she had come to think of it.

What a way to ruin a perfectly enjoyable Monday.

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First and second period flew by, a mass of projects and homework following them.

In gym, Sakura and Ino ran laps around the track, talking the whole time.

"So, did you ask her if you could postpone the detention?"

"Yep."

"And what did she say?" Ino asked.

"Haruno Sakura you will go to that detention or you will be receiving another two weeks!" Sakura replied, with a perfect imitation of their teacher.

"… What else can we do? We only have two periods left to figure this out!"

"Maybe I should just go. I mean… he couldn't be that bad could he?"

An image of a crimson red haired guy, dressed in black, and covered in blood spots appeared in their minds.

"… yes he could." They both stated, to no one in particular.

The whistle blew and all of the students were herded into the building.

Fourth period, Sakura cowered at her desk, wild images of crazy, bizarre looking guys popping up every now and again in her mind. She shivered at the thought.

Fifth period arrived. One more period to go. Her mind was racing, trying her best to come up with any possible way to miss her detention. Faking sick wasn't possible. There was no one at home to pick her up and of course she couldn't drive yet. Next to that, she was horrible at acting.

Sakura had finally come to a solution.

She walked down the now deserted halls, hands free of books. She stepped into a classroom. Room 401.

Yes, this was her choice. Her choice to willingly approach her own death bed.

Iruka-sensei sat in his desk, checking papers. The student desks were all empty. All except for one in the back, which was being occupied by a boy with spiky black hair, wearing a pair of dark, ripped jeans, black converse shoes, and a black shirt with scull printed on it. He slouched down in his chair, glaring up at her with the deadliest glare she'd ever received. If looks could kill… she'd be having her funeral right now. And this hair, these clothes and that glare belonged to no other than Uchiha Sasuke.

She stood, immobile, in the doorway, staring down with wide eyes at the black haired boy. Eventually, she couldn't take it anymore. His mysterious onyx eyes boring into her emerald ones. She averted her gaze, and set it on Iruka-sensei.

He looked up. "Oh, hello Sakura!" The cheery teacher rang. "Have a seat right over there next to Sasuke."

"uh… um…" was all Sakura could say. She turned and began to head to her seat when she was stopped.

"Ah, Sakura?"

"Yes, Sensei?" She replied, turning to face the teacher.

"Have you two met yet?"

"Uh… n-no."

"Oh. Well please introduce yourself. I know you, being the kind student you are, will make a good classmate for Sasuke, here."

"C-class…mate?" Sakura mentally slapped herself for stuttering. She would seem like a good target for the Uchiha.

"Yes, classmate. Sasuke will be officially starting his classes tomorrow, and most of them, I believe he has with you."

At this, Sakura almost lost consciousness. 'Classmate…? CLASSMATE?!?!?!' Her knees began to quiver and her well-used brain turned to a mass of jiggly jello. Slowly, she began to sway side to side, as if in a trance. "Classmate…" she mumbled. Adding in some undistinguishable profanities.

"Sakura?" Iruka said, bringing her out of the trance and back to reality.

"Y-Yes Sensei?!" She straightened up.

"Are you alright?"

"Just dandy." She replied once again walking to the seat next to the Uchiha, using the desks in the row for support.

After a few minutes of silence, Iruka got up from his seat and walked to the door, hand on the knob.

"I will just be a few doors down in Kakashi's classroom, eating lunch. I trust you two to stay here." He smiled and walked out the door.

'No! Iruka-sensei, don't leave! Don't leave me with this demon!!! Don't leave me to perish in this hell known as detention!' Sakura thought.

Some more minutes of silence passed, neither one of them looking at each other.

Finally, the peaceful, quiet mood in the room was shattered by the Uchiha's deep, nonchalant tone. "So… what's a teachers' pet like you doing in detention?"

"uh… um… ugh… long story." I replied, nervously.

"Hn."

"Hn?"

"Hn."

"What does 'hn' mean?!"

The Uchiha just glared in response. I was silenced again and slumped back down into my seat.

Quiet again. Sakura took this opportunity to get a good look at the Uchiha. Her eyes scanned his body from head to toe. '… he's actually… kinda hot- NO we can't think like that! He's evil! EVIL!!!!!!'

From curiosity, Sakura asked, "Well then, why are you in detention?"

"…No reason." The Uchiha replied, not even glancing at her.

"…oh."

It was a long time before either of them said anything.

"So… beeninvolvedinanycriminalactivitylately?!" Sakura half-shouted, letting the question slip out and her curiosity get the best of her.

This made Sasuke look at her. He gave her a quizzical look. "What?"

"Um… have you… chosen your language yet? That was mine… advanced Switzerlandish." Sakura covered up, looking away. She knew he was staring at her, probably thinking 'This girl is insane. What the hell is she talking about?'

"Funny." He said. "I'm supposed to be in your language class… and I'm taking Korean."

Her eyes widened and searched for an excuse. "Well… that's my second language choice… I learn it… at home."

"…?"

The bell rang through the halls, signaling the end of lunch. 'Oh yes! Saved by the bell!' Sakura thought, jumping out of her seat and sprinting out the door. 'I'M FREE!!! FR-'

"Sakura?" Her thoughts were interrupted by the voice of Iruka-sensei. "Sasuke told me you two got along pretty well."

"Oh, yeah…" Sakura replied. "He's… nice…?"

"Oh! Well that's wonderful! It's official, then."

"What's official?"

"You being Sasuke's guide for the first two weeks of school. He won't know where to go and all of that, so I expect you to walk around with him and show him all of his classes- … Are you feeling alright Sakura?"

Sakura was swaying side to side again, a look of pure disbelief on her face. "Guide…?" She mumbled. 'GUIDE?!?!?!?!?!?! … My life is over.' She thought. Her knees were once again shaking and the rest of her felt like pudding on a hot day.

Her knees buckled and she fainted. Fainted out of shock. Out of horror.

Guide of the Uchiha… could things possibly get any worse?

Thank you guys SO much for those reviews! It really made me want to write the next chapter. I hope you liked it! XD

-NoOnesGal1848