HOLY MOTHER OF F(beep)!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got so many reviews for that last chapter! THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!!!!!! YOU ALL ROCK!!! IMAGINARY COOKIES FOR ALL!!!!!!!!
Before I get to the normal stuff… I just have this story to share.
We had the weirdest day today, one of my teachers, Ms. Green (Name's been changed.) made us watch a video on sex education and stuff… god it was so retarded!!! They showed us clips of insects and other animals humping each other (XD), then, they had this clip of sperm moving towards the egg, and they had that race horse-like music playing… my friend and I were laughing our asses off! And just to top it off, after that, our teacher gave us a very descriptive explanation of sexual reproduction and what both the male and female do… ew. It got way too graphical. She was trying to get two students to do a demonstration… a god damned demonstration!!! XD … crazy. HAHA!!! Maybe I should somehow incorporate this into my story! (Most of my ideas do start off from events that have happened to me or my friends.)
Okay! Well… now I have to answer like… 22 reviews. So… here I go…
Sesshomaru Dogdemon: Well… now you will! XD thanks for the review!
The Angel Of Sincerity: Thanks! I was just trying to think of a language, then thought 'What the hell do they speak in Switzerland?!' and that's how I came up with that… I still have no idea what they speak there though… T.T
Akirashin: Thanks for reviewing! I know, she's so lucky! Sasuke's hot! XD (Hi-m and his hot emo ass.)
cooliocows215: Thank you! I thought that Sasuke and Sakura are almost total opposites in the anime, so why not put it to an extreme in a FanFic? I'm kinda like that with my friends too… we all make a big deal out of everything, and the 50 percent of us that aren't total perverts, spaz over almost everything, too. Switzerlandish rox! XD
Sasukes-Angel0221: I hope so! It does feel like my best FanFic so far… thanks for your review!!!
Miya (anonymous): Thanks!!! I'll try my best to update every week, usually on the weekends.
emiko.itooshi: Really?! Thank you!!!
bishie-otaku: okay… well in that case… HERE'S THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!! XD
Entoxica: Hell yeah!!! Sakura has to survive not only two weeks with Sasuke, but also two weeks with being mobbed with his fan girls and their uncontrolled jealousy. XD Thanks for reviewing!
SaphireGloom: Thanks!!!
Y. Ling: Well… you see, all of my teachers hate me for my bubbly-carefree attitude, so I was the one with a detention. Thank you so much for the review!!!
Alex (anonymous): XD yeah… I did that time because I was so happy for getting so many reviews… far more than I expected. Also… I had some free time on my hands. Thanks!
ch3rrylips: Yep, we do. Our school has officially the most retarded rules ever! I've gotten like a million detentions… just for falling over in the hallway after lunch! XD I'm a klutz! Thanks!
Nenny: Thanks for your opinion! I thought so too, because at first, I tried to make it seem like she thinks what they're talking about is crap, but after a while, she starts to believe it. Then, seeing the way Sasuke looked when she first saw him, she was almost sure what her friends had said was true. Thanks!!!
sasusaku1776: … I did? But, nope! I've written like four others. …I need to check my summary. XD Thanks for reviewing! I will!
cool yo (anonymous): HA! It's you again! You reviewed on my other chapter too, right? Thanks! I'm really glad you like the story! YOU ROCK!!! XD
O.oCharmedAnimeGirlo.O: Thanks! I'm glad my sense of humor is recognized through my writing! XD
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Tainted-Blossom: Thanks! I like how it's turning out, too. I GOT SO MANY REVIEWS!!! YIPPEE!!! XD
ninjaxbunny: Thanks! I love you with passion!… okay… that sounded wrong. My pervy friends are rubbing off on me… SAVE ME FROM THE PERVINESS!!!!!!!! T.T (Sorry if I scared you in that reply… it was not intentional.)
Courtney-Chan (anonymous): Uh… ok…? Thanks for reviewing!
((OKAY!!! ONLY ONE MORE REVIEW!!! I CAN DO THIS!!!))
Unheard Symphony: Thanks! I'm glad you like-… ((Hand falls off)) Ow… that's going to leave a scar. XD (Thanks for the review!)
((OKAY!!! ONLY ONE MORE REVIEW!!! I CAN DO THIS!!! … I wish I still had my hand… T.T))
Sakuracherryblossom27 (anonymous): HAHA!!! I never said Naruto WASN'T going to be in this story! XDI haven't even introduced half the characters yet! I love introducing characters! And don't worry… there will be more romance in the later chapters… I promise. (But definitely NO LEMONS!!! Couldn't write one for my life… and don't plan to. XD)
WOW!!! Now that I'm done with that, (and I've lost one of my useful limbs)… Let's move on to the new chapter! (Which is going to be long, thanks to those reviews!)
Ch 3/4 (Not three fourths! Three OR four... actually... four. yeah.)
You've got to be kidding me…
"You've got to be kidding me!!!" Ino shouted over the phone, deafening Sakura's right ear.
"Ow… no, I'm not kidding! I'm going to be walking around with… with… him for the next two weeks straight!!!"
She had woken up in the nurses' office earlier that day.
FLASHBACK
"Um… ow… my head…" she moaned bringing her hand up to the newly forned bump on her forehead.
"Oh! You're finally awake! You took quite a fall back there, Missy."
"…Huh? Who are you? Where am I?!"
"I'm a nurse. You're in the nurses office, dear."
"… How did I get here?!"
"You fainted in the hallway. A nice young man carried you in here."
"Nice? Young? ... MAN?!?!" Sakura half-shouted, surprising the jolly old woman.
"Yes…" She nodded.
"What did this 'man' look like?"
"Well… he was pretty tall, black hair, black shirt-"
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed, then fainted again.
END FLASHBACK
She woke up again, back at home. Turns out she missed the rest of school.
Sakura lay down on her pink covered bed, waiting for a reply. "… Guys? Are you still there?" They were doing a three way call… or in this case, a five way call.
Tenten and Hinata, being neighbors, were both at Hinata's house and Temari was hanging out at Ino's.
"We have to get rid of him." Temari stated.
"Yeah, who knows what could happen in the next two weeks?!" Tenten added.
"We should turn him in to the cops!"
"That's not gonna work, Ino… we don't have any proof."
"Well, he's in detention, isn't he?!"
"Yeah, but-… wait… what is he in detention for, again?" Tenten asked.
"Punching uh… what's his name? Oh yeah! Neji Hyuuga! I think he's like Hinata distant cousin or something."
"Really?! Hinata? You didn't know about this?!"
"I-I haven't seen Neji nii-san for about… two years. Not since the f-funeral." Hinata replied.
"Funeral?"
"H-hai."
"Who died?"
"H-his father."
There was silence.
"The poor guy…" Tenten finally said. "His Dad's just died, then he gets punched by that Uchiha Sasuke? That's just so… so cruel. What a selfish guy Sasuke must be. Totally uncaring, horrid, evil bastard-"
"Tenten… that's enough." Ino interrupted. "So, Sakura, what was this Sasuke Uchiha like anyways?"
"…"
"Sakura?"
"Did she hang up?"
"Maybe her cell phone just lost signal."
"We can ask her tomorrow then."
"Oh! I need to go have dinner." Temari said.
"Okay, then… bye" the other four girls chorused, little did they know, that Sakura was still on the phone, not even listening.
She was lying on her bed staring up at the ceiling with a dazed look in her eyes. The phone started to beep and she awoke from her trance.
"Hello?" Sakura said into the phone. The beeping continued. "Damn."
Not only had she probably missed out on half of the conversation, but what worried her most is what her mind unconsciously drifted to.
"Sakura-chan"
She giggled. "Oh, Sasuke-kun! You say my name so funny!"
"I like it." He replied, leaning in.
"… Me too." leaning in, as well.
"Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She shook her head, trying to dispel the wrong images that kept popping up in her mind. Was this minor concussion making her think about these things?! Had she ruined her brain?! Her well-used, dense, rich with knowledge-like brain?!?!
"Okay… nothing's wrong with me… my brain's perfectly fine." Sakura said aloud. "Nothing a little bit of sleep can't…- (Yawn) fix."
--
The halls of the high school were as busy as all mornings. Multiple students were running through the hallways to make it to class on time, the hall monitor attempting to chase them down; others frantically rummaging through there backpacks to find their homework or other various items, like over-due library books.
Sakura walked down the stairwell, avoiding flying binders, books… and students.
As usual, her homework was 100 percent complete, as were all of the projects due in the next three weeks.
She was about to step into her homeroom when she was stopped by two bright colored figures. These figures were none other than the most obsessive school newspaper reporters ever.
"Haruno Sakura, am I right?" Kin Tsuchi, a tall, black haired junior, asked, holding up her notebook and pen.
"Uh… yes."
"Is it true or not true that you are acquainted with the new freshman, Uchiha Sasuke?"
"Um… yes…?"
"True or not true!?"
"TRUE!!!"
"Aa…" She replied, her tone of voice changing dramatically, as she scribbled into that dreaded notebook of hers.
"Hi Sakura!" Someone whispered from behind the tall girl.
Sakura leaned to the side and grimaced. "Hi, Lee."
"You look especially youthful this morning, I must say!" He said, flashing a "good-guy" pose.
Sakura sweat-dropped. "Uh… thanks…?"
Lee grinned, holding up a camera and snapping a picture of a half-dead, confused Sakura.
"… LEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura shouted, making a grab for the camera.
As quick as he was, Lee backed away, spun around and ran. Sakura followed.
"LEE!!! YOU GIVE ME THAT CAMERA RIGHT NOW!!!!!!" Her voice echoed through the halls.
"But why, my cherry blossom?! Such a wonderfully youthful picture, exploding with youthful-ness!!!"
"Sakura! Wait! I'm not done questioning you yet!!!" Kin's voice sounded from behind her.
In a mad attempt to get the camera, Sakura dove, tackled Lee, and smashed the electronical device.
"Aww… b-but Sakura…" Lee whimpered, tears rolling down his cheeks, as he stood up, and stared down at the pieces of junk that once made up his camera.
"Back to the questioning!" Kin shouted, catching up with the two.
"Right!" Lee replied, changing his attitude instantly.
"So, is it true he punched Hyuuga Neji, the genius, football quarter-back?"
"uh… I don't know."
"Hm…" Kin replied, writing it down. "You are his guide around the school, am I right?"
"…Yes."
"Have you seen him recently?"
"I'm supposed to meet him after homeroom."
"I see…"
"And the point of this is?"
"What are your opinions on him?"
"Uh… he's…" Sakura was baffled. She knew if she said something bad about him and it was printed in the school newspaper, he would kill her… or worse. "A great guy!" 'Shit.' Sakura thought. 'That was a bit too nice. What'll happen now?!'
"Great?!" Kin replied, looking up from her notebook. "Perfect." She mumbled.
'My life is over…'
"That's all I need to know, thanks!" She quickly turned around and walked away before Sakura could say anything else. Lee followed.
"No, but-" Sakura started, then was cut off by the bell.
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Sakura trudged down the halls looking for Sasuke. After a few minutes she found him, leaning against a wall, shooting death glares at anonymous people in the halls.
Today, he was wearing a blood red shirt, baggy jeans, a black belt, red and black chucks, with red streaks in his spiky hair. Sakura couldn't help but unconsciously drool at the boy standing a few yards away from her. Thank god he hadn't noticed her yet.
… or not. He glanced in Sakura's direction and did a double take. Sasuke stood there, staring blankly at her for about twenty seconds, until she realized she was drooling.
'Damn hormones.' She thought, as she wiped away the drool and walked over to him.
"So… I'm going to guide you to-"
"I don't need a guide." Sasuke stated, in a dangerous tone.
"Uh… yes, you do."
"No I don't, now leave me the hell alone."
"Okay, look… Iruka-sensei assigned me as your guide, and I'm going to guide you if you like it or not!!!" Sakura replied, raising her voice. A slight blush spread across her cheeks when she was finished.
"… You're blushing." He said, nonchalantly.
"Am not!" She shouted.
He just smirked as a reply.
"Okay… whatever! Just follow me!"
"… You're actually going to class?!"
"Uh… yeah. I can't skip class! Have you any idea what would happen to my permanent record?! What my teachers would think?!"
He leaned in, getting too close for comfort. "Teachers pet." He muttered in her ear, making her fume.
"I am not a-" The bell wrung, signaling the beginning of first period. Sasuke looked up, and shoved his hands into his pockets.
"We're late." He smirked.
"Grr… you…"
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After four periods of stress, Sakura and Sasuke walked down the empty halls in silence, heading for the detention room.
They entered the room to find it completely empty. No Iruka-sensei. No guardian to keep Sasuke from beating Sakura into a pulp. Pure hell.
I will update as soon as I can! It will probably be sometime this weekend. Thank you so much for reading!!! Reviews are greatly appreciated! GREATLY APPRECIATED!!!!!!!! XD thanks!
-NoOnesGal1848