A: Was reading Love letter by Dahee Fanel... and ideas came pouring out. Thanks for the reviews, the first chapter was so random and so full of nonsense I didn't expect any reviews at all… But love you: p
OOhhhhh cookies for anyone who can guess who is writing this letter… 3
LOVE LETTER
Um… after two dozen or so letters later…
DEAR WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE
STOP SPAMMING MY MAILBOX!!!! I NEED IT TO GET MY MONTHLY SHOJO SHONNEN MAGAZINES AND KEEP ME UPDATED ON "JUST HOW MUCH OROCIMARAOU SUCKS AT BEING A VILLAIN" NEWSLETTERS.
ALSO PLEASE SPECIFY YOUR ADDRESS MORE WHEN YOU SEND TO "MY LOVE!!!" I DON'T THINK THE POST OWLS ARE SMART ENOUGH TO GET THAT RIGHT, HELL I DON'T THINK ITS ENOUGH TO GET THE SMARTEST PARROT TO GET IT TO THE RIGHT ADDRESS. AND I'M JUST SAYING BECAUSE YOU SEEM TOO ER… STUPIDJUBLIANTHIGH CHEERFUL TO NOTICE THIS BUT THOSE THINGS DON'T WORK…JUST WRITE THE BASTARDS NAME NEXT TIME OK?
SIGNED
I-AM-NOT-SASUKE
P.S. ITACHI DIDN'T GO MAD, HE 'CHOSE' TO KILL ALL THE UNDESERVING INSECTS IN THAT SO CALLED GREAT CLAN… BUT I DO ACKNOWLEDGE HE'S SEXY.
P.S.S. OROCIMAROU GAY? ARE YOU SERIOUS? XDDD
P.S.S.S. WHO THE FUCK IS HARUNO SAKURA???
P.S.S.S.S. I ALWAYS KNEW KAKASHI SENSEI WAS 'QUEER'
P.S.S.S.S.S. I THINK IT'S HOT COOL THAT YOU ARE KILLING FOR YOUR LOVED ONE, THOUGH I THINK THE BASTARD DOESN'T DESERVE IT
P.S.S.S.S.S.S. WHY AM I RAVING ON AND ON? I DON'T KNOW WHY, MYSELF BUT I FIND MYSELF NEEDING WANTING TO HEAR FROM YOU! HOLY FUCK!!! I REALLY DON'T KNOW BUT YOUR LETTERS ARE INTRESTING TO ME… IS THIS WHAT YOU'D CALL AN HEVENLY INTERVENTION? THEY MAKE ME WISH FOR THE PRIDELESS IDIOCIES OF LIFE THAT YOU HAVE. YOU ARE SO CHEERFUL AND UNTAINTED EVEN THOUGH YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'VE KILLED. YOU DON'T FIND PEOPLE LIKE THAT ANYMORE. SO THANK YOU, NAMELESS GIRL WHO BRIGHTED MY DAY WITH YOUR STUPID LETTERS…