Disclaimer: I don't own the characters! The lovely JK Rowling has that privilege.
The prompt was Grocery Shopping.
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Lemons
"I'm home from the supermarket," his wife called from the kitchen.
Stepping over the bags on the floor he stooped down to place a kiss on her cheek. "What's all of this?"
"You know how you keep telling me things might change after that last book comes out? The one where that damn author might kill you off?"
"…Yes."
"Well, I picked up something to keep the fangirls interested. Something I keep hearing them mention in reference to you. Go ahead, look in the bag."
Reaching into the nearest Tesco bag Severus chuckled and pulled out a big fat lemon.