Disclamer: I own nothing
Warnings:...Humor yeah thats it..and M/M Mentions.
To: I Stand Alone thesnakeden . com
From: BlowyourMIND AKhide . com
Subject: Foxes we know.
Little brother it's has been some time since we last spoken, the last time was when I was kicking you out of your head but alas you could not really 'talk' now could you.
This is just to tell you that I may be better then you at all things we are the same with one thing. We both like blonds withfoxes inside of them if you get my drift. It is a shame you left that pretty thing all alone feeling betrayed I think I should make house call to him and make him feel better.
I know you have seen him lately and know what I mean by him being a real good catch and to think you had him and let him go now little brother I think that maybe I hit you way to many times if you let that go willingly to go to someone who ass I kicked already.
Well it has been so nice writing this letter I await you rant and threats so I can read them out loud and laugh because Tobi
tends to get boring.
Your Wonderful Brother
Itachi U.
Part 2
To: I Stand Alone thesnakeden . com
From: BlowyourMIND AKhide . come
Subject: My Gift to you.
Now that was not nice sending a bomb like that poor Tobi was hurt really bad, you should have already known that I would never directly open any 'Gift' from you no matter what you said it was pretty clever using another email address to inform me of the package.
And the computer you ruined with the virus you sent with the email did not affect my computer but Kisame is pretty pissed at you, I would like to thank you for the entertainment if it all the same to you. I already have some nice pictures of my fox sunbathing on a roof.
But I am sure you don't know about that since you do not know how to get in and out of the village without notice because you do not have my skills.
Your Wonderful and unharmed Brother
Itachi U.