A/N: Okay….. I so don't feel the love. A few of y'all added me to your favorite stories, but you didn't review….what is up with that????

Disclaimer: I sooo own Harry Potter………………………….in my dreams……I'm also happily married to Rupert Grint in my dreams to…………..Dreams come true right?

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Chapter 3

Confused

As Harry said his good-byes to Dumbledore, he reached for the door. Ron, who had just got done fighting with him, moved quickly out of the way to avoid Harry.

It was a bit awkward for Ron to look at Harry. He looked into those emerald green eyes. He admired the 6 years worth of Quidditch muscles. He saw that slight grin Harry always had. Ron wasn't sure why he had suddenly noticed this but Harry was pretty sexy.

"Gross you think Harry is sexy"

"I do not"

"You like Harry, you like Harry"

"Stop you are like so mean!"

"Ron and Harry sitting in a tree, k-I-s-s-I-n-g"

"…"

"Oh faget like my cutesy poutsy song?"

"Dude you just said cutsy poutsy, and you call me gay!"

"HA! I am you dumb shit!"

Ron mentally started to beat himself up until he noticed Harry still just standing there. His hands by his side lost in thought. Apparently he seemed to have come to a decision and started to walk slowly back to Gryffindor tower. Ron seemed to be at a loss of words to think to himself.

He did want to know why Harry and Dumbledore had a thing, it wasn't like he was jealous or anything. I mean Harry and Dumbledore was basically illegal…..right? Ron still didn't know why he was jealous towards all this…wait didn't the Author of this story just decide he wasn't jealous? Wow , I just confused my self…but you know what he can be jealous and not be jealous at the same time if I goddamn choose….put that in your nose and blow it….Any way back to the story….

Ron was so confused. He liked Hermione right? That was his girlfriend. Ron looked up, he was some how still following Harry. It was a amazing that Ron's feet were guiding him, he didn't even know where he was and he had a feeling Harry didn't either.

Harry walked on to wherever in hell his feet were taking him 'where am I ?' he thought. Dumbledore's advice was still ringing in his head. "Attack him with it, maybe he will give in and you'll both have fun." What had Dumbledore been referring too? Harry had had a hunch, Dumbledore wasn't talking about cooking. Harry really did want to cook with Ron. Harry had done it his whole life with the Dursleys (who were now doing wait watchers.), and Ron seemed to looked fascinate d when his mom cooked the wizard way, would he be fascinated with the muggle way. It wasn't like he wanted anything more of Ron, right. He asked himself

"Do I like Ron?"

"… I am out of my mind please leave a message."

Harry rolled his eyes. Maybe he should just attack Ron with 'cooking' and maybe they would both love to 'cook' to gather. I mean it wasn't like harry was attracted to those big blue eyes, that laugh, that smirk, that long red hair, that nice ass. Harry vigorously shook his head. He was trying his bet to get a naked Ron image out of his mind.

Ron wondered what had made Harry shake his head. Ron was thinking so hard, that his brain was working over time. Ron's eyes slowly made their way to Harry's butt. . Harry had a certain sway in his hips that was almost teasing Ron in a way that made him go hard in places he didn't even know he had. Ron grinned ear to ear. Suddenly his frown was turned upside down…….He was not gay!

"Oh come off of it you are"

"Prove it"

"Okay, have you ever kissed a girl"

"Ye-"

"Besides you mom?"

"No, but I have girlfriend."

"Yeah that you've never, kissed, boinked, or had erotic dreams of."

"So?"

"Your gay"

"I am not!"

"Yeah and Snape stole the cookie from the cookie jar"

"OMG….he did I was wonde-…Hey that was sarcasm again wasn't it."

"sigh"

Ron ended the conversation. He now noticed his feet had stooped just a few feet from Harry. Ron looked up and noticed that they were outside of the Fat lady portrait. Ron relaxed this was a problem. How was Ron's empty bed going to look to Harry? He had to get to the boy's dormitory before Harry did. Just as soon as Harry said the password.

Oh shit…..Harry didn't know the password.

Ron was so panicking. He had to say the password whether it blew his cover or not, he just hope Harry was in his dumbass mood for the night.

The fat lady stared down at Harry. "Password "she hissed

"Errr…" Harry stammered

Ron thought quickly, he would yell the password and ran as fast as he could.

"MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET HIGH ON POT "

As Ron said this he ran as fast as he could

The fat lady rounded on Harry

"You didn't have to yell, just because I am fat doesn't mean I'm deaf."

"But it wasn't me!" Harry said earnestly

"I'm sorry what did you say?"

The fat lady swung open revealing the passageway to the Gryffindor common room. Ron ran past Harry and in to the hole, he jumped over the couch (A/N: don't asked me how he jumped that big ass motherfucker cuz I have no idea he just did!) he ran quickly up the stairs straight into the boy's dormitory. He threw the cloak off and jumped in to his bed. He put his face flat in the pillow and lay on his stomach .(A/N: I don't know why he did that either but he is freaking Ron Weasley and can do whatever the hell he wants in my story!)

Harry stood there so transfixed he couldn't see straight. Someone had just screamed out the password and ran past him but he couldn't see them. 'what the hell' Harry thought. This is getting weird.

Still in thought he made his way through the portrait hole and in the Gryffindor common room. He looked around the common room. There were books, quills, papers, oddly enough condos. This intrigued Harry for a moment. He noticed they were still halfway in to the bag they were coming out of, curious to whom they belonged to, he open the bag and saw a wallet in it and read the 'this wallet belongs to' card. It read 'Ginny Weasley' quickly and disgustingly, throwing the wallet all the way across the room and made his way, a little faster this time, up the stone steps leading to the boy's dormitory. He opened the door and walked in.

He could hear the snoring loud and clear. He also hard Neville utter a few words as he passed but he was too tired to pay a attention. He walked between the beds and stopped at Ron's. There he was just laying there in to his pillow. Harry smiled. Ron looked so beautiful just laying there.

"Eww you just called Ron beautiful."

'No. I thought Ron was beautiful, I never said it out loud.

"…."

'Oh snap!''

Harry was scared now. He was have weird feelings in places he didn't know even have feelings and to make things more complicated the feelings were towards his best mate which was a dude……which was gay…..which he was…..not….maybe….possibly…..Okay fine it was that one time and he was plastered so it doesn't even count…right?

'It's just a phase ' Harry thought to himself.

Ron heard Harry walk in. His heart sank for the reason that Harry didn't catch him. Not for the reason other people's hearts sinks for somebody which is because they want to be shagged to death by the person their heart sank for ,that of course was not Ron's reason.

Ron had never been this confused sense the time he saw his mom and Mundugus Fletcher wrestling on his own bed, and let me tell you that was pretty confusing

Harry sighed and made his way over to his own bed. He put his pajamas and made his way under the covers until he noticed something odd laying there…

"Oh what pretty daisies"

Ron shuddered.

END OF CHAPPIE 3

SOOOOOOOOOO how was it? I thought it was pretty good. I am moving a lot faster then I thought that I would be. I have already got chapter 4 in my mind and I will put it to keyboard when at least one or two other people (besides you Hannah,, but you should still review to HINT HINT WINK WINK,) review.……Also In chapter 4 at my end of chapter chat (this is my end of chapter chat) I will hold a plot contest. I want to be working on a new fanfic while I do this one so be ready to vote next chapter. Also if you have any comments or questions or concerns I don't give a damn…naw I'm joking just send me and email or whatever. REVIEW REIVIEW REVIEW and I will give you…………………virtual ice-cream…….. and for those of you watching those pounds virtual nothing!!!!!)