For all of you, I'm pretty darn sure you'll like this next chapter, though it's still quite early for it…
Chapter 2- The Akatsuki's New Year Party!!!
As everyone else was having a blast at Neji's place, we find our dear Akatsuki ninjas partying in their hideout! Red lanterns and streamers adorned the whole place and they even had a red disco ball hanging on their black ceiling! I'm sorry; I have this obsession for disco and disco balls… And red and white lights flashed around the room, pretty much like the party lights Neji had at his place. Everything in this party was color-coordinated with red, black or white. They used their Akatsuki straw hats as party hats (they decorated it according to their own unique personal tastes!) and added a lot of bling to their black cloaks. They added heavy metal jewelry (that's Hidan,) one of them decided to wear white platform boots (that's Kisame!!!) Another one figured he'd wear a huge afro on his head (Tobi…) one decided to wear HUGE rose-tinted shades (close enough to red!) to match the outfit (that's Deidara…) and as for Itachi, he thought of wearing a huge belt with a huge golden buckle with the Konoha sign with a slash on it!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'll be using 'Deidara' instead of 'Deidra' from now on, if that's okay! Ü
Just like the others back in Konoha, they had a disco-themed party and had an extreme karaoke challenge with a humongous spinning disco ball and lights.
KISAME: Do you really wanna hurt me? Ow! Do you really wanna make me cry?
The only difference was their strip poker session! Wow… Now this makes this party waaaaay better than Neji's! They played strip poker for hours and hours…
"Darn it. I lose again!"
"Uh-huh. C'mon, Deidara! Take it all off!"
They were having lots of fun in their newly-decorated hideout. Tobi knocked himself out with fireworks!
"BOOM!!!"
TOBI: Yesss… Yesss… Explode!!! YESSS!!!
"BOOM!!! BAM!!! BOOM!!!"
TOBI: Huh? No! No! Don't come here! Stop, I command you!
"BOOOOM!!!"
TOBI: MY FACE!!! My beautiful face! It's ruined! It's all blown into pieces, dammit!
HIDAN: You don't even have a face, dammit…
As Hidan and Sasori brought Tobi to the hospital (he claims he has a face…) Itachi, Deidara and Kisame are left on the sofa, in front of the television, thinking of something to do while the other three are somewhere else.
"So, what do we do now?" Itachi asked, "I'm bored."
"Wanna play with JUNIOR!?" Kisame suggested, bringing out his fluffy shark puppet.
JUNIOR: Hello, Itachi! Give Junior a kiss!!!
ITACHI: Kisame, put the stupid doll down.
JUNIOR: WHAT!?
KISAME: (hugs Junior) There, there, Junior-chan! That meanie's never gonna hurt you again!
JUNIOR: I love you, Kisame!
KISAME: Oh, I love you too! Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah…
DEIDARA: What the hell…
ITACHI: What he said.
Meanwhile, in the hospital, we find Tobi screaming loudly and bleeding.
"AAAAAH!!! AAAAAH!!! It hurts!!!" he yells while squirming on the stretcher, "My lovely sexy face is ruined! My image is gone forever!!!"
"Baka! For the thirty-seventh time," Hidan said, "YOU DON'T HAVE A FRIGGIN FACE!!!"
"Uh… Hidan-san…" Sasori said, tapping Hidan's shoulder.
"Yes?"
"If Tobi doesn't have a face…
"How the hell is he able to speak to us?"
Hidan stared at the wall, thinking deeply. He stroked his chin and scratched his head as Sasori sraated at him, smirking, waiting for an answer.
"MY SEXY GORGEOUS FACE!!! AAAAH!!! IT BURNS!!!"
HIDAN: (hits Tobi) He still doesn't have a face anyway! I don't care why! He just doesn't have a face, okay!? Period!
SASORI: Laaaaaaaag…