That last chapter was rather short. Here, I'll make it up to you. Ü

Chapter 9- The Ultimate Naruto Tournament!

"Zap-zap! Bzzzt-bzzt-boom-boom!"

"Bam! Bzoot! Bam-bam-badaaaaaaaaam!!!"

KISAME: Hey! That looks like fun! What game are you playing!

TOBI: We're playing Naruto 2 on the new PS2 Zetsu got us! Pretty neat, huh?

Kisame amused himself as he watched Tobi and Deidara playing Naruto on the PS2. Tobi was using Orochimaru and Deidara chose to use Gaara. They've been playing for hours now and it pretty much shows just how addicting Naruto (the show AND the game) is, even for the characters themselves!

"No!" Tobi shouted, "Don't go that way, you freakin' gay person!"

DEIDARA: Die-die-die-die-die-die-die… Die, Orochimaru! DIE!!!

TOBI: (push-push-push-push-push-push-push-push)

"BOOM!"

"Aw, damn… Tobi lost again! Tobi lost to a kid!" Tobi cried, "Deidara-sempai now has seventy-seven points!"

"I wanna try playing!" Kisame said, "Can I play?"

"Sure thing, Sharkbait." Deidara said, handing him the joystick. "Here, it's all yours. I'm gonna go take a bath now. The suspense made me sweat! Whoo! Seventy-seven points! Do I rock or what?"

"Seventy-seven points!?" Zetsu said, "How long have you guys been playing?"

"Since three in the morning!" Tobi replied, "We are very thankful that you bought a PS2, Zetsu!"

(NOTE: It is already eight in the evening. Imagine how much fun they were having playing for 15 HOURS STRAIGHT. Non-stop Naruto 2…)

"I wanna play Choji now!" Tobi said, "Yay!"

"I'll play the Hyuga kid then!" Kisame said. And soon enough, the game started.

KISAME: Wait- how do you work this thing!? Tobi!

TOBI: DIE, NEJI! DIEEEE!!! (push-push-push-push-push-push-push-push)

"BOOM!!!"

"I WIIIIN!!!" Tobi exclaimed, "Deidara-sempai! Tobi has earned his first point! And it only took me 15 hours and two minutes!"

"Wow, that's great Tobi." Deidara said, "And it took me 15 hours to earn seventy-seven points. Yipee."

"I can't accept this! I wanna play again!" Kisame said, pissed. "I'll play Choji this time!"

Suddenly, from the shadows, Itachi emerges and rubs his eyes as he had just gotten up from his sleep. "What's happening here?" he asked, "Are you playing with the PS2?"

"Why yes we are!" Kisame answered, "I'm gonna kick Tobi's ass now!"

"Tobi, would you mind if I played?" Itachi asked.

"S-sure thing!" Tobi replied, "Who do you want to compete with?"

"I'll try the one-player mode, if you don't mind." Itachi said. Then, he gave out a cold stare at Kisame and said, "Would that be okay? …Kisame?"

Kisame started shaking in fear. "I-i-it's okay! I-I-I d-don't mind at all, Itachi!"

"Good." Itachi said. And there he went and shifted the game to 1P mode. He chose himself as the player and his opponent was-

KISAME!

"You're gonna die…" Itachi said, grasping the joystick tightly.

Kisame started shaking even more. "He's gonna kill me!!! I'm sushi!"

ITACHI: Say yer prayers, Kisame…

-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!-

"BOOM!"

KISAME: OW!

"BA-DANNNNN!!!"

KISAME: OOH!

"BANG-BAM-BOOM!!!"

KISAME: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

ITACHI: This is the end for you, Kisame…

KISAME: Oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

ITACHI: Bye-bye. (push-push-push-push-push-push-push-push)

"BOOM!"

KISAME: Waaaaah!!! Ahhh… (collapses)

"Whew. That was relaxing!" Itachi sighed, "Okay, Kisame. You can have the joystick now.

"Um, Kisame?

"…Kisame?"

TOBI: (pokes Kisame) Poke-poke… He's out. Okay, I'm bored now. What do we do?

ZETSU: Wanna go peek at Deidara while he's bathing?

TOBI: Sure! Count me in! How about you, Itachi?

ITACHI: (perverted grin) Deidara… Bathing… In the shower… Heheheheheh…