Music: No Boy, No Cry by Stance Punks
(sings) I want my Krispy Kreme! I want my Krispy Kreme!
Chapter 11- Complaining…
SAI: What!? Ino, you can't be serious…
INO: It's true… Shikamaru's dad together with my dad moved-in with us and banned us from sleeping together! They said the only time we could start sleeping together again is after our wedding!
SAI: Well, that's okay! Feb 8 is like… Only two more weeks away from now! Ü
INO: TWO WEEKS IS TOO LONG TO WAIT!!!
SAI: Now, calm down, Ino! If you stop thinking about it, everything will be alright! Now, take a deep breath and…
"Ino, who is that?"
"WHAT THE…"
SAI: Hey, Ino! You still there?
In the room, right before her very eyes, Shikaku was standing, staring at her right in the eye, looking like he was about to kill her…
"Ino," he said, "Who is on the phone?"
"A-a friend," she replied nervously with her hand shaking.
"Uh-huh, and what is your friend's name?"
"S-S-Sai," she replied, "His name is Setoshi Sai, sir!"
Then, Shikaku frowned even more, making this the scariest thing Ino's ever seen in her entire life. Angrily, Shikaku grabbed the phone from her and said, "I'm sorry, Sai but if you plan on taking Ino away from my son, I'm gonna have to kill you!"
"Take Ino away? Sir, I…"
"Good-bye, Sai!"
(Slams the phone) BAM!
Ino stood still in fright as Shikaku looked at her with dagger eyes.
"Ino…" he said, "If I ever catch you cheating on Shikamaru, you're done for."
"CHEATING!?" Ino said, "Sai's a friend of mine! Sure, Shikamaru may have gotten jealous of him once, but those two are okay now!"
"He may still be trying to get you, Ino…" Shikaku said, "So if I catch you talking with him or with any other guy, I lose a bit of trust in you…"
Darn, this guy's annoying… Can't he tell the difference between cheating on someone from complaining to a friend 'coz some annoying future in-law is messing your life up!? Ino thought.
Meanwhile, downstairs…
SHIKAMARU: Yes, Temari I know! It's bizarre...
TEMARI: Wow. It must be pretty annoying to have your dads over there. I haven't seen Ino's father yet, though… How does he look like?
SHIKAMARU: Um… He looks a lot like Ino except that he's got wrinkles and… He's old… And… He isn't that sexy at all!
"Who's old and not sexy?"
"Aw, crap… Here he is…"
SHIKAMARU: Uh, Temari… I'm gonna call you back later.
TEMARI: Huh? Why? Let me guess… The old man caught you red-handed.
SHIKAMARU: Pretty much like that.
TEMARI: Okay… Um… Bye. And good luck.
SHIKAMARU: Thanks… I need all the luck I could get… (puts down phone)
(turns around to face Inoichi)
"…WHAT?"
Inoichi stared at him exactly how Shikaku stared at Ino in the earlier part of this chapter. His arms were crossed and one eyebrow was raised.
"Who was that, Shikamaru?" he asked.
"I was telling Temari how annoying I find this idea…" Shikamaru replied, "Got a problem?"
"Oh, no. There isn't any problem at all!" Inoichi said, "It's just that…
"About this Tenari person… She can't possible be…
"ANOTHER WOMAN, now can she?"
"What the… Another woman!?" Shikamaru guffawed, "Haha! NO!"
"What makes you so sure I'd fall for that?" Inoichi said.
Shikamaru smirked and said, "Okay, so maybe Ino may have mistook Temari for another woman, but the truth is SHE ISN'T okay? Now, why don't you scrape off my dad and go home?
"…WHAT NOW!?"
"I'm watching you, Shikamaru… I'm watching you…"
Today was the first day of Martial Law in Shikamaru's house. Imagine just how chaotic the succeeding days will be for every one…