I'm getting so excited… Bohahahahahahaha!!! Yay! I got Naruto DVDs as a graduation present from my aunt! Isn't that just sweet? Sigh… I'm still gonna have to save a lot of money, since the Naruto series is still ongoing! At least that means more ninja adventures! Yay! I can't wait… Yipee!
ShikaTema is fake… Somehow I wanna invade Kishimoto's body and do the manga myself. ShikaTema makes sense, I'd hate to admit it… All because of Masashi Kishimoto… If I were the guy, I would've made it ShikaIno a long, long time ago!!! The hell… (sighs) Well, all I could do is dream… Let's just think of how great Kishimoto is for being Naruto's creator! I'm thankful he's alive! (I still hate him for the ShikaTema thingy… Damn it's annoying…)
Aki-chan if you're reading this, couldn't you agree even more? Wow! It must be great taking over Kishimoto's mind and body… Aside from turning ShikaTema to ShikaIno, I could also put a strip scene with Tsunade and Jiraiya in it! Oh boy!!! BOHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Beta-chan, if you're reading this, doesn't it make you want to sharpen your pitchforks and go for it? Imagine Temari just standing there like a sitting duck… Heheheheh…
And for all you Temari fans out there… This is a ShikaIno fanfic. I'm just reminding you!
And for all of you ShikaIno freaks who are reading this today… I apologize for that long intro… Here's chapter 19 for ya!
Chapter 19- The Big News Reaches Akatsuki
Three days until the big wedding. Because of all the excitement going on, the news is spreading very quickly. And finally, it reached Akatsuki…
"I heard there's gonna be a wedding three days from now…" Deidara told them, "Nara Shikamaru and Yamanaka Ino's, I think…"
"Oh, those two." Itachi remarked, "I think they were Sasuke-kun's old classmates…"
"I'm kinda jealous of them, Itachi!" Deidara said, "When are we getting married? I've been waiting for so long and you never cared to ask me!"
"Deidara, there are people all around us…" Itachi told him, "Don't say those things in front of the children! You'll give them nightmares."
Right beside them, Kisame, Tobi and Sasori were staring at them. "What are you looking at?" Itachi said, "Go continue playing your little game on the PS2."
KISAME: Okay, Sasori! It's my turn to use Sasuke! You've been using him already for five hours straight and I'm tired of getting beaten-up by you!
SASORI: Sure. You handle Sasuke for a moment. I'm tired of playing! Tobi, please take-over for a few minutes. I'll go take a nap…
TOBI: Alright! Tobi's gonna play with Kisame!
KISAME: Surely, now that I'm using Itachi-kun's older brother, nothing's gonna get past me! I'll finally earn my first point in a Naruto 2 tournament!
DEIDARA: First point… After several weeks of playing! No one's beaten my record yet! I now have two-hundred and seventy-three points!
ZETSU: (arrives) Hey, guys! Still playing the PS2, I see…
TOBI: I'll use Sakura! I know it sounds like suicide, so wouldn't it be fun to see Sasuke beating her up?
Even if it's gonna cost me one of my fifty-two points, I still wanna see!
KISAME: (evil grin) Okay…
Start game!
TOBI: (pushes buttons) Yeeeees…
KISAME: If you want to be defeated, stop pushing those buttons right now, Tobi!
TOBI: But Tobi can't help it! Tobi likes pushing the buttons I'm pushing! I'm addicted!
KISAME: OH NO… I'm running out of life!
(KABLAAAM!!!)
KISAME: I don't believe this… SASUKE GOT BEATEN UP BY A PINK-HAIRED MANIAC!!!
ITACHI: See? Told'ya he still lacks… hatred.
ZETSU: Okay! Enough Naruto on the PS2 for now! I got us all a new game we can all enjoy! Ta-daa!
TOBI: OOH! BLEACH!!! I wanna play!
KISAME: I've got dibs on Ichigo!
---Ten minutes later---
KISAME: WHAaAaAaAaAaAaT!? Ichigo got beaten-up by… INOUE!?
TOBI: Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!! KISAME! You lack hatred!!!
ITACHI: That's my line, no da.
Meanwhile, back in Shikamaru's residence, we find Ino vacuuming the carpet in the living room. As she was busy cleaning, a slow jazz waltz suddenly came fading into the scene. She turned her head around and was very surprised to see Shikamaru standing by the CD player, looking at her seductively.
"You've been working hard all day, my sweet…" he said.
"Well, it's what I'm supposed to do as your future wife!" Ino giggled, "It's unusual for you to be standing there, looking at me like that…"
"May I have this dance, Ino?"
"What the…"
"This may be the only chance we'll get…" he continued, "to dance together to this waltz before marriage."
With a smile, Ino walked over to him and took his hand. Wrapping her arm around Shikamaru's torso, she led him back into the living room and there, they started dancing to the slow music.
Somehow I think my Akatsuki stories are getting lame… Drat. I need to watch another round of Fun with Akatsuki's nine episodes… Man, I am losing it! Geez, what's the matter with me!?
ITACHI: You lack… inspiration.
ME: Yes, I've already figgered that out. Thanks, Itachi.
ITACHI: You lack… sexiness. Your Akatsuki flicks need more SEX in it!!!
ME: No they don't. If I put more of that in my story, the readers would sue me. Besides, I'm saving the sex for Shikamaru and Ino's honeymoon! And the readers would probably kill themselves just trying to imagine Kisame screwing Tobi!!!
ITACHI: Okay. Nevermind about what I said. Even THAT makes me want to kill myself.
ME: Mendokuseeeeee… X-(