Disclaimer: Not mines Never mines, Just a fic and fun!

Warnings: Watch the falling crack...and Yaoi and Neji...yes that is a legit warning!

Parings: SasukexNaruto, GaaraxNeji..Kind of, ItachixNarutoxSasuke...if you really want it to be

Note: Yes there are alot of Chat Room fic's but I wanted to make one myself and this is one of the idea's that came from

not having power for awhile.(I am still doing Jerry Calls) and wanted to post this story since it hit me with the other story Xx;

Summery: The Ninja's of Konaha(Something gets thrown --;)...and elsewhere have noting better to do with no missions and end up

online some just use the net to talk without being next to be near anyoneCoughSasukeCough. Lets look in and see what they talk

about maybe some good blackmail material will come out.

(Chat Names)

NotADumbBlond-Ino

iT'StheShyOnes-Hinata

ShiningLife-Lee

BugsLife-Shino

FanPower-Sakura

EmoAtHeart- Naruto

BrotherIssues-Sasuke

BloodySand-Gaara

NotACat-Konkuro

ICAll-Neji

MasterOfRed-Itachi

BunsRCool-TenTen

Troublesome-Shikamaru

LetsEat-Choji

SnakeKing-Orochmaru

GlassesAreBetter-Kabuto

SharkBite-Kisame

PuppetMaker-Sasori

LadyoftheWind-Tamari

HandsOff!-Kiba

LetsEat-Choji

ForeverYoung-Tsunade

Perv4Life-Jiraiya

14scarecrows-Iruka

DalphinLuvr-Kakashi

ShinePower-Gai

(End Names for now)

Back to the chat

BunsRCool has logged in

BunsRCool- Hey Ino are you going to the wedding?

NotADumbBlond-Wedding?

BloodySand-Kill me...

BunsRCool-Neji just called me, I can come can't I Gaara?

NotADumbBlond-...Wow he works fast.

BloodySand-Bangs head on table

BunsRCool- Um, whats going on?

NotADumbBlond-Shotgun wedding! LMAO

BloodySand-Still banging head

BunsRCool- Okay what am I missing here?

NotaCat logged in

BloodySand-..someone hates me...

NotACat- I knew I would find you online, Tamari is having a wedding planing moment.

NotADumbBlond- Neji works really fast...

NotACat- I guess your right since Tamari just got the call from a very happy Neji

EmoatHeart has logged in

BloodySand- Look the coward is back

EmoAtHeart- Hey I like my life! oh and do I need to get a new suit for the wedding?

BloodySand- THERE IS NO WEDDING!!

BunsRCool-Thats not what Neji is saying.Grins

EmoAtHeart- Yeah he is handing out invites right now,He must have had them for some time.

BunsRCool- Yeah he had them made six months ago.

NotACat- Well...thats..creepy..anyway how did you proposed?

NotADumbBlond-..I was there and I don't even know how it happened 0o

Troublesome has logged in

Troublesome- Why on earth did Neji trow an invite in my face?

BrotherIssues has logged in

BrotherIssues-Thats what I would like to know also...I got a damn paper cut!

BunsRCool-Gaara asked Neji to marry him from what I can tell Bounce around happily

BloodySand- I am not getting married!

EmoAtHeart- Well if there is no wedding Neji is sure talking about it a lot.

BrotherIssues- Neji should take his meds...and Naruto tell me what Gaara was talking about?

EmoAtHeart-Fine I'll tell you later okay?

BrotherIssues- Fine ..when you tell me I will give you a present

EmoAtHeart- Oh and what would that be..Grins

BunsRCool- Yeah Sasuke where are you going to give the hot blond?

BrotherIssues- None of your business bun girl, he'll like it

NotADumbBlond- Sasuke the perv LOL

EmoAtHeart- You don't know the whole truth Ino! lmao

Troublesome- Please don't tell us because trying to forget will take up too much effort

BrotherIssue- ...Wait did TenTen just call MY Naruto hot? Glares

BunsRCool- WOW..your slow Sasuke! Yeah I called him hot because he is! Like when you to

are fighting and he has just a t-shirt on and sweaty..wow.

BunsRCool has been booted

NotADumbBlond- That wasn't nice Sasuke

BrotherIssues- I didn't do it...someone beat me to it.

Troublesome- I did it..to many things being said

EmoAtHeart- You could have just said shut up Shika

Troublesome- Too much effort..

NotADumbBlond-And booting her wasn't??

Troublesome-...Sighs

MasterOfRed has logged in

BrotherIssues- Damn the minute I turn to answer the phone...

MasterOfRed- So I finally got a hold of you little brother.

EmoAtHeart- Stalker!

MasterOfRed- Hardly I just wanted to connect with my brother.

NotADumbBlond- Excuse me...um didn't you wipe out your whole clan and left your brother mental?

BrotherIssues- HELLO! I am not mental! I am fine right Naruto.

EmoAtHeart-...Um sure Sasuke ;

MasterOfRed- All I ask is to talk to my little brother and see if he used the outfit he ordered from my shop

BrotherIssues-..Your shop?..wait Hidden Playroom is your store?

EmoAtHeart- Sasuke what outfit is your Homicidal brother talking about?

NotADumbBlond- Ooh thats your store1 I love it..um since I kind of know you Itachi..can I get a discount?

BrotherIssues-I told you later Naruto

MasterOfRed- I am afraid I do not give personal discounts...well only for my little brother and his blond.

EmoAtHeart- Those handcuffs!! they came from there also didn't they!

BrotherIssues-You..Liked them...right?

MasterOfRed-Of course he did little brother, Don't doubt yourself

BrotherIssues- .Shut Up Itachi!

EmoAtHeart- ...

EmoAtHeart has logged off

NotADumbBlond-Are you sure I can't get a Discount Pouts

BrotherIssues- Damn..

BrotherIssues has logged off

MasterOfRed- No! Sews up pouting lips

Troublesome- My order is ready right?

MasterOfRed- The Assorted Body washes?

Troublesome- Yeah, I have a gift card.

MasterOfRed- It's ready for pick up but you have to use the gift card next time since the order was paid for already.

Troublesome- Fine

Troublesome has logged off

NotADumbBlond- Damn it Shika I need that gift card!

MasterOfRed- Your very cheap

NotADumbBlond- Well your stuff cost a lot but is sooo good.

MasterOfRed- Of course they are! I should kill you for suggesting otherwise.

NotADumbBlond- But I didn't 0o

MasterOfRed- Look what you did my best customer...um brother is gone!

NotADumbBlond- Um he was gone for some time...

ICAll has logged in

ICAll- My wedding is this Friday all are invited it is at 1:30 DO NOT BE LATE and bring a good gift or don't come

at all!

ICAll has logged off

MasterOfRed-..Okay..strange person

NotADumbBlond-Yes yes Neji is strange he is not on his pills today.

SnakeKing has logged in

MasterOfRed- Meds get in the way of alot of things...

SnakeKing-Ah Itachi I finally get a hold of you

MasterOfRed- I guess telling you to leave me alone will not work..

SnakeKing- Of course not, Did you get my emails

MasterOfRed- Yes and I deleted all 500 of them even the ones with pictures

SnakeKing- You deleted my wonderful gifts to you I am hurt Pouts

NotADumbBlond- I think I should leave now..I am very disturbed..

NotADumbBlond has logged off

SnakeKing-I am happy to have time with you Itachi

MasterOfRed-..Um right..I thought you wanted Sasuke

SnakeKing-Oh Well he is the closets thing to you.

MasterOfRed-..No I will not save him...did you not get the I killed the clan and tortured little brother Memo?

SnakeKing- Well I just think you show your love by torture

MasterOfRed- Sure it is..oh and when I was younger offering me candy would not work so why try now?

SnakeKing- Well to think of it rolling around in your mouth.

MasterOfRed-OO..OMFG..I have nothing to say to that you peddie!

SnakeKing- Come On your legal I am within the law

MasterOfRed- you started when I was eleven

SnakeKing- You were a mature eleven...Wink

MasterOfRed- Feels like taking a bath to feel clean again

SnakeKing- Aw don't be like that!

GlassesAreBetter has logged in

GlassesAreBetter- There you are!

SnakeKing- Yes, here I am Kabuto

GlassesAreBetter- What are you doing online with HIM Glares

MasterOfRed- Nothing so can you please take him away.

SnakeKing- Kabuto you are ruining our moment!

MasterOfRed- WHAT MOMENT??

GlassesAreBetter- Don't cap at Oro-Sama like that!

MasterOfRed- Oro-Sama...

GlassesAreBetter- Yes it is my show of respect..something little things like you do not know about.

MasterOfRed-...Did the nerd call me a thing??

SnakeKing- He called you little thing I believe

GlassesAreBetter- He could never be good enough to be in the same room with you Oro-Sama!

MasterOfRed- As if I would want to be close to the feely perv

SnakeKing- You did not say that when we were at that Halloween party together...

MasterOfRed-..Halloween party...Ohh that..hell that was you!

SnakeKing- Oh course..me and my tongue.Grins

MasterOfRed- ...

GlassesAreBetter-...

Perv4Life Has logged in

MasterOfRed- I have to go take a bath now...

MasterOfRed has logged off

GlassesAreBetter- You were with the red eyed whore when you went missing at the party!

Perv4Life- Where the whore?

SnakeKing-There is no whore..

GlassesAreBetter- Yes he is! only whores where that color nail polish.

Perv4Life-...

SnakeKing- I wore that same color..I like that color.

GlassesAreBetter-..Um I have to go now

GlassesAreBetter has logged off

Perv4Life- anyway..I heard Itachi was on..I needed to know if my special order was done...

SnakeKing- he left me!!

TBC

No sneak peak right now since the next part is being written right now

I will update as soon as I can, Sorry if it was to short