Disclaimer: Not mines Never mines, Just a fic and fun!
Warnings: Watch the falling crack...and Yaoi and Neji...yes that is a legit warning!
Parings: SasukexNaruto, GaaraxNeji..Kind of, ItachixNarutoxSasuke...if you really want it to be
Note: Yes there are alot of Chat Room fic's but I wanted to make one myself and this is one of the idea's that came from
not having power for awhile.(I am still doing Jerry Calls) and wanted to post this story since it hit me with the other story Xx;
Summery: The Ninja's of Konaha(Something gets thrown --;)...and elsewhere have noting better to do with no missions and end up
online some just use the net to talk without being next to be near anyoneCoughSasukeCough. Lets look in and see what they talk
about maybe some good blackmail material will come out.
(Chat Names)
NotADumbBlond-Ino
iT'StheShyOnes-Hinata
ShiningLife-Lee
BugsLife-Shino
FanPower-Sakura
EmoAtHeart- Naruto
BrotherIssues-Sasuke
BloodySand-Gaara
NotACat-Konkuro
ICAll-Neji
MasterOfRed-Itachi
BunsRCool-TenTen
Troublesome-Shikamaru
LetsEat-Choji
SnakeKing-Orochmaru
GlassesAreBetter-Kabuto
SharkBite-Kisame
PuppetMaker-Sasori
LadyoftheWind-Tamari
HandsOff!-Kiba
LetsEat-Choji
ForeverYoung-Tsunade
Perv4Life-Jiraiya
14scarecrows-Iruka
DalphinLuvr-Kakashi
ShinePower-Gai
(End Names for now)
We again enter the chat room
Perv4Life-..Do I even want to know what is going on ...wait do tell maybe I will get over my artistic block.
SnakeKing- You haven't even paid me for those stories I gave you last month!
Perv4Life- The check was sent out it's not my fault your lackies spent it...
SnakeKing- I am sure, besides I thought you were stalking Itachi's brother and his boyfriend.
Perv4Life- They are getting boring..like a married couple those to are, it's so sad they are young.
SnakeKing-Why are you still talking to me?..you tried to kill me last time we saw each other
Perv4Life-Well yeah...I am still apart of the village and I am still loyal to it..no hard feelings right?
SnakeKing-...yeah sure and I still want my money o' loyal one.
Perv4Life- I forgot what a tightward you were fine I will send it to you this week...
SnakeKing- oh how nice of you..
DalphinLuver has logged in
Perv4Life- Ah a fan..and the person with the most orders of my series
DalphinLuvr- I still can't wait for the next part of the new one!, although if Naruto get ahold of you I can't help you at all
SnakeKing- Not another Series...what are you trying to make a
Perv4Life- Make..Make I already have an empire..I need more power!
SnakeKing- And they say I have issues...
Dalphinluvr- I will be right in the shadows!..I can't be up front because I like my life.
Perv4Life-..Ah Iruka has you by the balls again...what did you do this time.
SnakeKing- I am being ignored.--;
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DalphinLuvr- Yes you are good to see you catch on quick.
SnakeKing- Ass
DalphinLuvr- Yes I am glad you noticed how good it is.
SnakeKing-...
Perv4Life- You never answered my Question Kakashi
DalphinLuvr- Of course I did..My answer was ignoring the question.
SnakeKing-..Doesn't feel very good being ignored
Perv4Life- You should always be ignored you snake, I on the other hand am great and never should be looked away from!
DalphinLuvr- Are you done?
Perv4Life-...
DalpinLuvr- I take that as a yes..I know you are great and beloved my my fellow sex lovers but really you should cut down your speeches.
SnakeKing- or the ego.
One4Scarecrow has logged in
Perv4Life- Ah the little wife.
One4Scarecrow- We are not married yet...
DalphinLuvr-...yet? 0-
SnakeKing- Another wedding in the works..I just found out about the Sand boy's wedding
Perv4Life- ..I think you broke him Iruka
One4Scarecrow- I do not see how... we talked about it a week ago.
DalphinLuvr-Yes talked..I will not be like Gaara..I refuse to give up my freedom,My porn...
One4Scarecrow- So they mean more to you then me...
SnakeKing-..One set of Blue balls coming up...
Perv4Life- lol so true..need me to start to get you ice Kakashi?
One4Scarecrow- I am waiting.
DalphinLuvr- I know..I was reading
One4Scarecrow- Your reading porn while talking to me!
Perv4Life- I hope it's one of my own.
DalphinLuvr- Of course
One4Scarecrow-...
SnakeKing-..I think a bag of ice will do him well right now
DalphinLuvr- Oi, Snake your still here?
SnakeKing-...bastard
One4Scarecrow- Kakashi I am coming over there and we are going to talk...
DalphinLuvr- Are you sure you want to come over and talk..I can think of alot of other things..page 57 is a good start. Winks
One4Scarecrow has logged off
SnakeKing- you know I think you should get off and prepare to talk your ass off.
DalphinLuvr- Ah, he is going to cool down once he is here then I will warm him up again.
Perv4Life- You know I think I agree with the snake..
DalphinLuvr- I will be fine..see he is here already and he got me a gift behind his back.
SnakeKing-...
Perv4Life-...--;
DalphinLuvr had been disconnected
SnakeKing- oh..well one less
Perv4Life- NOOO my best customer!!
SnakeKing-...how horrible for you...Rolls eyes
A web cam invite has been sent to the room will you accept
SnakeKing- humm..this is not from you is it?
Perv4Life- Nope but I want to see..Accepted!
Download complete now playing
SnakeKing-...
Perv4Life-..Itachi sent out a Commercial for his store...
SnakeKing- What in the hell! I asked him last week to star in the video and he uses his brother and the blond fox boy!!
Perv4Life- I knew the brat had perv in him!
SharkBite has logged in
SharkBite- Thank you for viewing the Commercial we will send you a bill for viewing it.
SnakeKing-..bill?
SharkBite- Yes you accepted to see the Commercial and it cost 9.95 to view.
Perv4Life- Wait it was sent to us!
SharkBite- But you chose to view, now you are part of our online mailing list and you will also get mail from our sponsers!
SnakeKing- This is your fault toad!
SharkBite- I love when no one reads the fine print.
Perv4Life- We could log off...
SharkBite- We have your IP Address..and we know where you live..oh and late fees are 7.00 more!
SnakeKing- I feel like we was just jumped and robbed.
SharkBite-..We like to call it aggressive business.
SharkBite has logged off
Perv4Life-..Um say you have any cash I am a little broke right now..
SnakeKing- --;
TBC..sorry for the shortness ;
Yes again no sneak peak since I am typing the new part up it should be posted tomorrow or the next day.