Disclaimer: Lihau does not own the Titans or any related characters or objects. And, Speedy? You are in it deep.
The Uninspired Tale of the Titans
The Feathers Ruffled
By Robin
Okay, Speedy, I read your little story. Puppet ruler, eh? I'll have to admit that that's extremely creative. It's so creative, in fact, that I am beyond being "furious" at the moment. Actually, I am livid and quite close to stalking over to you right now and bashing your ingenious brains out through your toes. I'm actually so mad that I might even be able to do it.
Remember your ending? You know, where I am totally humiliated for the rest of my life? I found that funny. Ha, ha. See? I'm laughing. I think that Aqualad is laughing, too, and Wonder Girl is also giggling a bit.
Wonder Girl is watching me as I type, and she's just informed me that she'd like to get in a few thoughts on your little story. So here's Wonder Girl.
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The Feathers and Tar
By Wonder Girl
First, let me assure the readers that there is no truth whatsoever in Speedy's story. Robin is not a puppet leader, Aqualad is not a wimp, and I would never call anybody "dude" or "a dud".
I may never call a person a dud, but I will call an object a dud. An excellent example of this would be Speedy's story. That is a dud.
There is an old torture that I have heard of, which was used during the American Revolutionary era. It is called "tar and feathers". If it were not for the fact that I still, for whatever reason, consider Speedy my friend, I would not be typing this at the moment. Instead, I would be out purchasing feathers and tar.
Luckily, Speedy is my friend. So the worst he'll get is a punch in the stomach. See how truly fortunate you are to have me as a friend, Speedy?
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Robin
I think Wonder Girl just went to find you, Speedy, to give you that punch in the stomach she promised. I may join her in a minute, but for now I think I'll let Aqualad do a little venting.
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The Feathers Clipped
By Aqualad
Ah, my friend Speedy. There is so much I would like to say to you, but where—O, where?—to begin? Let's make a list of phrases that I am currently considering making my motto.
1: I hate your guts.
2: Take a long walk off a short pier.
3: Take a hike. In one direction.
4: Die.
But here is my personal favorite:
5: Run. Fast.
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Robin
I believe that Kid Flash also has a few words to say to you, Arrows.
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The Feathers Fly
By Kid Flash
I kinda liked that last motto that Gillhead was considering.
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Robin
Well, Speedy, it seems like the only thing left for me to do at the moment is to tell you your grade, huh?
F. Minus.
Try again. And this time, you have to write non-fiction.