Disclaimer: Lihau does not own the Teen Titans or any related characters or objects. And for some reason, Robin's still really ticked that I sold the television and comic book rights to DC and a coupla other companies...

The Uninspired Tale of the Titans

The Sad Story of my Life

A Non-Fiction Story by Speedy

My life stinks.

I don't even know how I'm typing this. Actually, I do—with one finger. The rest of me hurts too much to do anything. And why do I hurt so much? Because four of my teammates decided to try and beat me up, that's why!

And why did they try to beat me up? Because of a piddling little fictional story that I wrote! I mean, it's not like I was trying to pass anything off as the truth! What's with those people?!

This… is non-fiction.

This… is the Sad Story of my Life.

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In summary of the first few years of my life, I was born. I lived. I grew.

…Okay, so I'm still living and growing, so that part hasn't changed much, but let's not overcomplicate things.

Now that we've covered my life up to the Teen Titans, I can get to the part that I feel like typing right now.

Right now I'm sitting on the rec room couch, typing this. Kid Flash is showing Aqualad a videogame, but Gillhead is totally whooping KF because the speedster keeps pausing to glare at me. I think that Tunabreath has gotten over the little story thing, so he's just concentrating on the game, and seems happy to be winning.

How dare he be happy?! He's just tried to murder me! That guy would make a good supervillain; sometimes I'd swear to that. But I'd better not do any swearing now, or I'll get my socks knocked off 'cause Robin's got this stupid rule about not using bad language in stuff written for the general public.

Anyway, where were

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This is Robin. I did not like the direction in which Speedy's story seemed to be headed, so I am terminating it here and now. Instead, I will show Speedy how a story should be written.

I do need a little help in deciding what to write about, though. So I've decided that it might be a good idea if you, the readers, could help me out a bit. All you have to do is review. Along with your standard review, leave one special word. The word can be anything so long as it isn't rude, crude, or just plain disgusting. If I like your word, I'll try to write a story that has something to do with it. Sound good? Then please review with your word, and thank you in advance.

Regards,

Robin