All About Loving You

Chapter 14: Children Not Allowed.

I was studying on a late Monday evening. The Common Room was still packed with students who were feverishly revising Transfiguration. We had our NEWT exam tomorrow, and some of the Gryffindor students were now panicking.

I couldn't concentrate much. I kept looking at Oliver, who was sitting at the other end of the Common Room. I had told him to leave me alone, just an hour ago. I can't concentrate much whenever he's around. But this was even worse: I stared at him for almost thirty minutes and when I tried to look back at my Transfiguration textbook, I kept rereading the same sentence.

Oliver had, of course, noticed that I wasn't really studying. He kept winking at me and throwing me kisses.

"Oliver!"

I looked up from my book and saw Melinda Trench standing in front of Oliver. She took a seat next to him.

"Melinda." I heard Oliver say in a bored voice.

"Why are you sitting here all alone?" I could hear she was seducing Oliver. And it was quite obvious too, she kept on playing with her dirty blonde hair.

"I'm trying to study." Oliver said, quite annoyed.

I chuckled, looking back at my textbook. The situation was so hilarious.

"So, where's Katie?" Melinda tried to have an aerie conversation with Oliver and trying to find out why he was alone. It was obvious she was hoping we broke up.

"She's sitting at the other end of the room." Oliver said, not even looking up from his book. "We have an exam tomorrow." He looked up and saw me looking at them. I waved friendly. I knew that the look he was sending me meant that I had to save him… But I wanted to see him suffer for a while. I am so evil.

Melinda didn't seem to notice that she was bugging Oliver… hard. "So," she said, while stroking his arm. "Why don't you take a break?"

He jerked his arm away from her reach. "Because I need to revise." I saw him clutching his teeth together.

"Oh, come on Ollie." She pleaded. "Let's have some fun!" She got a little bit closer to him and she tried to kiss him. Oliver jerked his head away, just on time. This was the time to interfere, I thought.

I got up and walked toward them. I sat myself on Oliver's lap and kissed him. A very children-not-allowed-kiss.

I stopped the kiss and looked at Melina, like it was the very first time I saw her. "Melinda, I didn't see you! I am very sorry you had to watch this. But my boyfriend and I have been apart for like," I watched my watch, "one hour and five seconds so I was in desperate need for a kiss." I smiled sweetly at her.

She got up quickly, looking very angry and disappointed.

"Are you leaving now?" I asked, sweetly. "It was just getting really cosy."

Oliver chuckled and laid his hands on my waist.

"Yeah, I remember I have a exam in two days so eh…" She walked away without saying goodbye.

"Why did you wait so long?" Oliver said, throwing me flat on my back on the couch. "This was torture."

"I wanted to see you suffer," I said, smiling sweetly. "And I had so much fun looking at you, trying to get rid of her."

Fred and George joined us. George pushed me away from Oliver's lap and sat on it, himself. "It's my turn now, Katie!" George said, having a mischievous look on his face.

"Get off me!" Oliver said, pushing George to the ground. I laughed and helped George back on his feet.

"Anyway," Fred said. "We're here for business." He wiggled his eyebrows. "We considered your offer to torture Diggory…"

"We even lost sleep over it," George filled his brother in. "But we decided to help you in your quest."

"Excellent," Oliver said, beaming. "So, what have you come up with?"

Fred looked at George, they both had a large smile on their identical faces. "We're not telling you. Not yet anyway," Fred said, when Oliver was about to say something. "We want our genius plan to have its effect."

"I have faith in you," I said, giving them both a peck on the cheek. "Just let me know when your plan is about to begin."

George looked around when Alicia and Angelina came in, laughing about something. George got up. "I'm sorry, I have another appointment." He bowed to me and walked to my two best friends. What I saw next, was so hilarious I had to hid my face into Oliver's chest. George was actually hitting on Alicia.

Fred rolled his eyes. "He's been trying so desperately. Ever since they shared a tent, he's been getting more and more fond of her." He said in a strange tone. He shrugged and went up the boy's dormitories.

"That was so weird," I said.

After two weeks, the exams were finally over. I was sitting in the Common Room, enjoying my free time. Oliver was out for a fly on the Quidditch pitch. He had asked me to join him, but I was too tired to leave my couch I was sitting in.

Fred and George stumbled into the Common Room and walked toward me. "Katie, it is time." Fred said in a mysterious voice.

"Time for what?" I said, slightly distracted.

"For revenge!" George said dramatically.

"Oh, right. I have completely forgot about that," I said, yawning. I looked up to the twins, who were staring at me with shock.

"How can you possibly forget about evil plans?" George said, looking at me with screwed eyes.

I rolled my eyes. "I'm sorry." I got up slowly, rubbing by back. "Let's go." I said, suddenly feeling the urge to do something wild.

"So, what's that brilliant plan of yours?" I said, after fifteen minutes of looking after Cedric.

"Well," Fred started, "we found out a little secret about Diggory. One day, we were walking in the halls of this castle and we overheard a conversation between our beloved Captain of Hufflepuff and one of his lame mates."

"To make a long story short," George continued, "Diggory had a dream one night being a transvestite."

I giggled. Fred and George looked annoyed. "Anyway, the dream was that he was a transvestite frolicking around here in Hogwarts. And we overheard the sentence that he would find it terrible if it would happen in real life." George said, stopping in front of the library, where Cedric was sitting.

"Anyway," Fred whispered. "We have created a sweet that will make you a transvestite for one day when eaten."

"So, your job Katherine Bell… Is to make Diggory eat this." George holding a small sweet in a purple ribbon. "He immediately be wearing a short, pink top, a golden mini skirt and silver stilettos. And as finishing touch there'll be a exaggerated make-up and a high-pitched voice."

"Boys, this is bloody brilliant!" I said, beaming.

"Yes, but be careful!" Fred said "Diggory will suspect something when he sees you. So you'll need every female charm that you own.".

"That's no problem. I seduced Oliver with those same female charms." I said, winking at them and walking into the library with a purple sweet in my hand.

Cedric was sitting on the Hogwarts grounds, all by himself. I bit my lip and walked toward him, all confident. I sat next to him and sighed heavily… Maybe a bit too much because it scared the shit out of him.

"Jeezes Katie, you frightened me." He said, looking at me with his grey eyes.

"I'm sorry," I said, smiling sweetly at him. "I just feel like having some company right now." I said, sighing again.

"What's wrong?" He asked, looking concerned.

"Oh, it's Wood," I said, trying to look angry. "He's been treating me bad."

Cedric mumbled something and punched his fist on the ground.

"Oh, Cedric." I said, resting my head on his shoulder. "I should've stayed with you."

He wrapped his arms around me. I tried not to shiver with disgust, I couldn't betray myself.

"I forgive you, Katie."

I knew that he would try to kiss me. I bend over to the ground. "Sorry, I just want to powder my nose," I said. I put the sweet in my mouth and got back up smiling sweetly at him. He came closer and kissed me gently. He opened his mouth and I shoved the sweet in his mouth. I got up quickly and pulled my wand, pointed at him.

"Swallow." I said, looking furious.

Cedric looked shocked.

"I would listen to her, she can do some amazing hexes if you're not careful."

Oliver was standing next to me. I gave him a large smile. He put one arm around my waist, with the other hand he was also aiming his wand at Cedric.

Cedric looked disgusted at us, but he chewed several times and swallowed.

"Men are so easily seduced," I said, kissing Oliver briefly on the lips.

"Oh and one more thing," Oliver said when Cedric got up and also pulled his wand. He punched Cedric in his face. Oliver took my hand and we walked away.

We heard a first-year yell "Is that Cedric Diggory?"

"Yeah, it's him," another one said. "Why is he dressed like a transvestite?"