Author's note: This was thought up randomly and is rather random as well. It doesn't really fit into normal plot, but hopefully it is alright. Please read and review. Criticism is allowed, as long as it is nice. Hope you enjoy.
A bizarre day
Ash and Misty were staying in a house for a while, until they could figure out what they planned to do next. Their pokemon either roamed the house or stayed in the pool in the back garden. They were sat in the living room watching TV, with all the latest pokemon news and tournament winners. Pikachu chased Togepi around the house playfully. That morning a knock came to the door. Ash got up and opened it. A frown came to his face and he quickly had a battle stance. Team Rocket was at the door.
"Prepare for trouble," Jessie said.
"Make that double," James said.
"To protect the world from devastation," Jessie said.
"To unite all people within our nation," James said.
"To denounce the evils of truth and love," Jessie said.
"To extend our reach to the stars above," James said.
"Jessie." "James."
"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light," Jessie said.
"Surrender now or prepare to fight," James said.
"Meowth, that's right," Meowth piped in.
"What the hell do you want?" Ash asked. "You're NOT getting pikachu."
"Oh ho ho ho ho, is that what you think we're here for? We're not here for your lousy pikachu," James said. Ash growled. Jessie rummaged in her bag and took out some letters.
"Here's your mail!" Jessie said in a happy voice. Ash then took on a look of surprise.
"Huh?" Ash said unenthusiastically. Jessie and James laughed.
"We're post people now," Jessie said.
"And the Team Rocket motto never gets old. You should have seen your face. You thought we were here to steal your pokemon," James said.
"So gullible and assuming," Jessie said. Jessie, James and Meowth laughed heartily, gave the letters to a shell shocked Ash and skipped off, singing a happy little song.
"I think I'm seeing things…" Ash whispered.