Unicorn13564: Bet you're surprised to see this fucker up and running XD

Chapter 6: Accidents Happen

Lyserg uttered a small sound as he bumped into the railing on the foot of Hao's bed; then through his head back and moaned as Hao trailed kisses across his chest, nipping his skin here and there. He sighed as Hao took a handful of his hair, leading the kisses back up his body and claimed his mouth. Hao's tongue instantly entered without hesitation, and began to explore; running along his teeth and along the roof of his mouth, before gently massaging his tongue.

The Diethyl's eyes slowly opened as Hao pulled away and felt something tighten around his wrist, followed by a clicking noise. He looked down, inspecting the thing that was attached to him.

"Hao…?" he asked, hoping for an explanation as to why he was handcuffed to the bed post- yet as usual, Hao only grinned. "Hao, what are you- are you going to rape me?" he questioned, eyeing the Asakura.

"No, but I can if you want me too…" Just then, the grin he wore changed to something much different from the one before- this time… it seemed… evil…

Lyserg whimpered as Hao harshly grabbed his crotch, rubbing ruthlessly through his trousers, making his partner breath slightly heavier as he squirmed in delight due to the contact. Hao grinned as Lyserg closed his eyes and moaned, clutching his arm. "Hao, what are you… are you doing?" he said, his voice becoming interrupted by little moans.

"What does it look like?" asked Hao, planting a soft kiss on his cheek. Lyserg threw his head back again, arching his back as Hao gained both speed and pressure. "Having fun?" he asked as the Diethels' body began to buck when Hao rubbed it a certain way, and grinned when he heard his breath becoming jagged. Hao slipped his hand into the others trousers, yet didn't penetrate the boxers, still rubbing Lyserg's hardening member.

"H…Hao…" he said in a whisper, on the verge of releasing. The Asakura changed his hand position slightly, causing Lyserg to moan loudly, finally releasing.

Hao smiled and stood up, bending down to kiss Lyserg gently on the head. "Now, be a good little sex kitten till I get back."

Lyserg's eyes widened. "What?! You're leaving me here… like this…?!"

"Hey, it's not my fault you came in your pants. You'll just have to put up with it for a few hours."

"Hours?!"

Hao opened the door slightly, looking back at Lyserg, finding he'd made his eyes look huge. "Hao, please don't leave me here all alone…"

The Asakura sighed and removed a key from his pocket. "Fine…" he grumbled, and placed it on the floor. "If you can reach it, you can get out. If not, then you'll have to either wait till I get back, or grow a few inches." He grinned, and left the bedroom, locking the door behind him to ensure no one got in.

"Ok, I'm off." Said Ren, and began pulling on his jacket.

Hao watched as Yoh came over to the Tao. Ren stopped as Yoh took over, pulling on the coat for him and adjusting the collar, before kissing him lightly. "Have fun on your first day or work." He smiled, and Ren nodded. "Bye."

As the door closed, Yoh turned and looked around the apartment. "Hey… where's Lyserg…? Isn't he usually up by now?"

"Oh, he went out a while ago." replied Hao slyly.

"Hey, where's Ren?" asked the Ainu, coming out of his room whilst pulling on a shoe.

"Just missed him."

Horo groaned. "I told that egotistic freak to wait!" The Ainu grabbed his jacket as Yoh opened the door, asking were he was going.

"Looking for a job! Ren was supposed to wait so we could walk together!" he yelled, and disappeared down the corridor.

Yoh sighed and closed the door again. "…So…" he said, seeing Hao standing there. "...Guess it's just us two…"

"If you say so…" Hao smirked, his thoughts trailing back to Lyserg and his little puddle of cum. "Hey, wonna go for a walk?"

The younger of the two shrugged. "Sure."

--

The two walked through the park, observing all the couples that were sat under trees eating picnics or making-out. The sun shone brightly in the sky, illuminating everything the light touched. The gentle breeze that brushed past his skin caused Hao to sigh. The park was one of his favourite places in the city. Despite all of the pollution and destruction that often happened in the city, the park was one of the fewer places were the grass was greener, trees were taller and the air was fresher. It was like his own little sanctuary. A place were he could go and think.

Hao stopped breathing in the fresh air when he realised the crime that was about to be committed. "Hey!" he yelled angrily, waving his arms around, trying desperately to get its attention. "Hey!"

A few feet away, its head turned his way, its dull brown eyes staring at him. The matted light brown fur blowing slightly, the tail hanging dead, and the back leg rose; about to release its deadly acid upon the tree.

"NO!" yelled Hao, running towards the old mongrel. "NO! STOP! SHOO!" He shooed the dog with his hands, his angry eyes glaring down at it. "Never urinate on my tree!" he warned, glaring down as the dog stared up at him, tilting its head in wonder. "Go!" he said firmly, pointing in a direction away from the tree. "Go on, move!" The dog barked at him and growled lightly, showing him it was mad, before running off to find another tree.

Hao sighed in relief, putting both hands on the trunk of the tree to support him as he leaned forwards, hanging his head. "That… was so close…"

"Hao, what was all that about…?" questioned Yoh. "I mean, I could understand if it was Horo, but the only reason I can think of as to why you'd protect a tree, is because you want to burn it…"

Hao watched as two feet appeared on the ground next to him, and looked up at Yoh. "...You really don't remember, do you…" muttered Hao sadly, a disappointed look appearing on his face.

"Remember what?" questioned the younger Asakura, "It's just a tree…"

Hao shook his head, standing up properly. "Not just any tree Yoh, this is our tree."

Yoh watched in confusion as Hao started circling the old trunk. The bark was bare in a few places, and the leaves were beginning to fall. So could possibly be so important about this particular tree?

"See, come here, Yoh." As his brother came to join him, he smiled a little. "Told you, like I said, this is our tree."

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"Ow! Hao, you dolt, that was me! Watch were you're going!"

"Really, Ren? That was you…?"

"Yes!"

"…Hm, interesting… I always thought you were taller…"

"Kisama!"

"Will you both be quiet! I'll turn on the torch in a minute!"

The voices seemed to echo through the midnight sky as five figures made their way through the park. Suddenly a beam of light tore a hole through the blanket of darkness, enabling them to see the path they were walking down. It was just after the tournament, and they had decided that the time had come for them to make a memory they can always come back too- something they can look at and say 'oh yeah, I remember that'. Then, they idea came to them. Why not inscribe all their names in a tree, along with little messages for the future. Sort of like a time capsule.

"What's your message going to be Lyserg?" asked Hao, glancing at the boy walking beside him. "'Get a hair cut'?"

"No, but I know what yours is going to be. 'Buy another pair of shoes from Lego Land'."

The two glared daggers at each other, one had been trying to annoy the other ever since they'd moved out to the city.

Yoh sighed. "You guys stop it, you're behaving like-"

"Found one!" yelled Horo, his bright torch running up and down the trunk of a huge, strong-looking tree.

"Great, now let's get this over with." Complained the Tao; shivering slightly as the wind send chills up his spine. "I want to go home."

Hao grinned in amusement. "What was that, does the wittuw Tao wish to go home?"

"If you don't shut up, I'll kill you." He threatened, his eyes narrowing. "And I only want to go home because I'm cold…"

"Oh stop being such a baby Ren. Horo has his usual, stupid clothes on that can only just fit him now, and he's not complaining."

"Hao, go and kill yourself." Hissed Ren coldly, "You're just a waste of my time; it's not even worth talking to you."

"Guys, please, stop arguing." Sighed Yoh, annoyed with all the fuss the two were making.

The Ainu stood in front of the tree, observing it. "…So… what now…?" he asked, only to receive a quick smack on the head by Hao.

"What do you think?" he replied, ignoring the glare he was receiving. "We do what we came here to do." The Asakura slipped his hand into his pocket and removed a small hunting knife, the blade slightly worn from its previous use of carving into things such as benches and walls. In seeing this, both Horo and Lyserg removed sharp objects from their pockets; as did Ren and Yoh.

"Sorry tree." Horo whispered sadly. It wasn't like him to inscribe things into living organisms, and he didn't exactly like the idea of doing so; yet everyone had convinced him otherwise. In years to come, they will revisit this place, revisit this tree, and revisit this memory. Their children could come here and add to the messages, their grandchildren can do the same- in the end, it would be like a family tree, literally, remembered as when five friends took it upon themselves to create a memory, soon to become a legend. Ok, maybe not a legend, but still, a nice, fun memory.

A/N: I wonna do that now XD

The night was long and cold. The five silhouettes grunting and groaning as they picked away at the bark.

Soon it will be all over for them; they will have withered away and died. But trees can last much longer. Yes. This tree will ensure that they will never be forgotten… well at least not for a while anyway. It was a shame, how nothing lasts forever.

The knives and other sharp objects dropped to the ground, and they all stood back to get a view of their work.

"Looks good." Hao grinned.

"Yup." Yoh agreed.

"So tired…" Horo yawned.

It wasn't much, but to them, it was a masterpiece. It was tiresome and rough on the hand, and sometimes the bark would cut the skin, but in the end, it was well worth it.

'Asakura Hao- Remember to hide the bodies and claim insanity'

'Tao Ren- Kill Hao'

'Diethel Lyserg- Resurrect the Diethel name'

'Asakura Yoh- Don't give up and don't loose hope; there is always a way'

'Usui Horokeu- Tell him'

'You're all gonna die'

'You'll die in a minute if you don't shut up'

'Stupid little Tao, I can just reincarnate myself'

'Not if I cut you into tiny pieces'

'I can still reincarnate you twit, my body is not needed for me to be reborn'

'So I'll destroy your spirit then'

'Try it'

'We're supposed to leave messages, not start a conversation!'

'Gomen otouto'

'Don't drink alcohol'

'Look at Lyserg being a good little lesbian'

'Make sure a pond is in the back garden full of lilly-pads- and leave Lyserg alone Hao'

'Piss off you turd'

'Make sure Hao gets therapy'

'Yoh, that hurt- not'

'I'm serious'

'Why?'

'Because you're crazy'

'That's nothing new'

'Shut up Ren'

'Make me'

'Ok'

--

Yoh smiled slightly as he put his hand on the worn tree, running his finger tips along the patch of bark where the blood-stain had once been; the smile turning into a grin. "Oh yeah..." he grinned, his voice almost a whisper as his mind travelled back in time to what had happened next. "...I remember that."

--

Ren's eyes widened with slight shock as he felt the blade slice swiftly through his skin, causing blood to dribble down his left cheek. "You... You cut me..." he stuttered, watching, his eyes still wide as the Asakura wiped the knife on the tree. "Yeah, I know." he replied. The Tao now had fire flickering in his eyes as he used his own knife to pin Hao's hand to the bark, piercing the skin between his finger and thumb. Yet another blood-stain on the tree.

"You know Tao," Hao began as he winced, removing the knife from both the tree and his hand, "You really should do something about that tempter of yours. Who's next? Yoh? Horo? Lyserg? You've already stabbed me."

Ren glared at him. He always made everything seem much more than it was. "Believe me, if I was to stab you, it wouldn't be there."

Hao pointed the knife at Ren, but as he did so, Lyserg grabbed hold of his arm. "Hao, stop it!" he ordered, the obvious fear showing in his voice as he worried about his two friends.

A small, amused smirk formed on Hao's face. "Relax Lyserg," he said, throwing the knife in the air and catching the blade, the handle pointing towards the Tao. "I was only giving it back."

Ren snatched the blade back, deciding to ignore Horo's comment about how they were both psychos, and Yoh's chuckle in the background. "Can we go now?" he grumbled, suddenly becoming conscious of the icy air clinging to his body again.

Horo yawned, obviously tired. "Yeah," he agreed. "Can we go?"

"Hao? Lyserg? You guys done?" questioned Yoh, turning towards his brother and friend; who both nodded in reply. "Ok, we can go now."--

--

The young Asakura snapped out of his daydream, being brought back to the here and now by the sound of Hao screaming. "W-What?" he questioned, spinning around and scanning the area, his eyes searching frantically for his brother.

"Yoh!" he cried, "Get this mother fucker away before I burn the bastard!"

Yoh's eyes followed his brother as he ran, Yoh trying hard to contain his laughter.

"What the hell are you smirking at?! It's not funny! Get it away or I swear its duck meat!"

The hissing sawn tailed Hao, its wings spread wide and mouth open, the hissing sound becoming more and more vicious every time it got closer to its enemy.

Yoh sighed as Hao ran up to him, hiding behind him as the swan approached the two. "Hao just give the bread back. It's not like you're going to use it for anything."

"But why? I don't see the point in buying bread and giving it to these things..." he grumbled, staring down at the swan, its eyes fixated on the bread in Hao's hands.

"Hao, you take the bread; then complain when it chases you."

"Your point being…?"

"My point being don't, as it will only make the sawn angry-" Yoh jumped as the sawn spread its wings, flapping and hissing, and snatched the bread out of his brothers' hand, before running off with it.

Hao blinked a few times, staring down at his hand, simply amazed that it was still intact with his arm. "Vicious little sod isn't it."

Yoh didn't respond to that, and walked over towards a bench that was shaded by one of the trees, and sat; closing his eyes, breathing in the cool clean air. He opened one eye as Hao sat to his right, watching as his brother copied him, closing his eyes and relaxing. Yoh now had both eyes open; one eyebrow raised, and was staring at Hao with a questioning look. His brother hadn't moved for at least a minute. He just sat there, eyes closed, like nothing else mattered. Was he really relaxing? Or was he trying to mock his younger half? "…Hao…?" whispered Yoh, poking him on his shoulder. Maybe he fell asleep. "Hao…?" Silence. "…Water rules…"

"Yoh!" moaned Hao, opening his eyes to glare at his twin. "You can't say that! Water is the arch element of fire! You're crossing over to the dark side, Yoh!"

His little outburst caused the other to chuckle in slight amusement. "I'm sorry. I wanted to see if you were awake, that's all."

Hao eyed his brother curiously. "…So… you're back to the good side…? Fire?"

"Well, I wouldn't call fire good, but yes, and I always will be." He sniggered, leaning his head on Hao's shoulder. "Yay." Came the almost sarcastic reply, and Hao leant his head on Yoh's. "Hey," he began, curiosity filling his mind. "…Do you like Horo…?"

Yoh moved his head away and started at Hao, observing his innocent expression. "…Have you been totally oblivious to the fact Ren and I are dating…?"

"No, I mean, do you like him as a friend?"

Yoh gave his brother a worried look. "…Yes…" he answered, awaiting more of an explanation.

"So it would take a lot to make you guys fall out…"

"Hao, why are you asking me this? What's Horo done to make us fall out? Have I done something wrong…?"

"No, no. You've done nothing…"

"So what's he done?"

"Nothing…" 'Yet'

"Hao, what's going o-"

"Do you love Ren? I mean really really really love him?"

"Y-Yes…"

"I mean like, would you die for him any day? Like right now? Would you die right now at this very moment if it meant Ren being able to live?"

"Why are you-"

"Just answer the question."

"Yes, I would."

"Are you certain?"

"HAO!"

"Yeah?"

"STOP IT!"

Hao looked at his brother, a shameful look on his face. He'd scared him, but he just wanted to know whether those feelings he felt towards the Tao were real or not.

"I… I'm sorry; I just don't want to see you get hurt, you're very important to me…"

Yoh was slightly surprised at how seriously worried Hao now looked, but what surprised him the most was that Hao was openly telling Yoh he cared for him. Well, he knew that already, but he didn't expect it to be something Hao would actually say to him… "You're important to me too, Onii-chan." He smiled, but quickly noticed the glistening water in his eyes.

'Onii-chan…'

"Hao, are you alright…?"

'Onii-chan…'

"Hao…?"

'Onii-chan!'

"Onii-chan, you're crying!"

Hao blinked and looked up at Yoh. "…I was glaring at the floor again, wasn't I…" He laughed a little, trying to make Yoh laugh too, but he wasn't, and instead a look of concern was plastered across his face. The Asakura felt something roll down his cheek, bringing his hand up and touching the wet liquid.

"Damn wind…" he laughed, "Well, I'd better go, I have to go-… shopping…" Hao got up quickly and left the bench, leaving his brother behind also.

As the Asakura exited the park and walked down the street, he continuously rubbed at his eyes, trying to erase the tears before they managed to fully take form and fall. 'Why the hell am I crying…?' he thought to himself, 'It's not like I'm doing anything wrong...' Standing outside the shop he wanted, he sighed, quickly replacing his saddened look with a smile. "Oh well, I'll have to get over it some day…" he said cheerfully, and walked into the shop to collect his purchased item.

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"I'm ba-ack!" sang a voice throughout the house.

Lyserg shifted slightly and opened his eyes, awakening from his slumber. He tugged at his hands and found himself still handcuffed to the bedpost. 'How long was I asleep for…?' he questioned himself silently, watching as the bedroom door opened and Hao entered. "Kisama, get me out of these!" he ordered, only to have his order rebelled against.

"Lookie what I bought for you, Snuckums." He smiled, and showed Lyserg the big flat box. "It's just your size and everything." Hao opened the lid and pulled out a bright pink dress, the frilly bits on the bottom, the cuffs and around the collar making his eye twitch.

"…You're kidding, right…?"

Hao stared at him with a blank face, not seeing the obvious problem. "No…"

Lyserg sighed, yet let out a squeal of protest as Hao tugged at his trousers. "Now lets take everything off!" he yelled, giggling slightly as Lyserg kicked at him. "Hao! You're not serious! Hao!" The Asakura paused for a moment, "But… Snuckums, I thought you'd like it…"

''Thought you'd like it' my ass…' Lyserg sighed again, hanging his head. "No…" he replied rather glumly, "I love it…"

A glint of true happiness shone in his brown eyes, and he laughed hysterically whilst removing more of the Diethel's clothes. "Ok, so everything comes off!"

"Why everything?!" he questioned, trying to defend his boxers with his feet.

"Why not everything…?"

"Because I'd be going commando in public?!"

Hao grinned. "Again, why not everything…?"

--

Ren observed as the man before him pushed against the bar whilst lying on his back. "Don't bring it too low…" he instructed, "With you being new the added weight your arms might not be strong enough to push it back up." The man grunted in response and when Ren was satisfied his instructions had been followed, wondered around and began observing the people around him; trying to find newcomers or people who tended to be struggling. His attention was caught when he heard someone calling his name, turning round to see a certain Ainu approaching him, a look of excitement spread across his face. "Ren, guess what?"

"What?" he questioned, wondering what he was so happy about.

"I have a job!" he beamed.

"You mean somebody employed you?" he joked, and ignoring his comment, Horo continued.

"I can't believe I was able to get a job so soon--"

Just as they were about to go into deep conversation, it was interrupted as a grinning Asakura entered the fitness centre, coming up to Ren and wrapping his arms around him. "Hey." He smiled, and gently pressed his lips to Ren's. "You ready?"

Horo stood there, observing the two, their eyes locked, lips so close they were almost touching, both smiling like idiots… The Ainu suddenly turned his head away, heading for the door. "See you at the flat then…" he mumbled, not that they could hear him, they were probably to busy making-out or something…

Ren disappeared and returned a moment later with his coat, then began telling Yoh all about his day at work. "Ha ha, sounds like you had fun." Smiled Yoh, opening the exit door to the fitness centre. "Yes, I rather enjoyed myself--" Ren's head darted to his left, and a frightened yell escaped his voice as he shouted his name; the screeching tires trying desperately to miss the boy in front of them… "HORO!"

Unicorn13564: Dun dun DUN! O.O Ok, so the ending was crap, poorly written and I admit rushed, but hey, its an update… despite there hasn't been one for 40-odd years… XD Yeah… sorry about that peeps… o.o''